david: so *throws his arm around your shoulder* y/n-
y/n: david, i'm gonna stop you right there. first of all, your breath smells like an old-lady fart passing through an onion.
y/n: secondly, i know you're trying to manipulate me-
y/n: and it's not going to work. get your hand off my shoulder because i've got a surf n*zi to burn 🔥🔥
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For your uhhhh Love Island Bakugo we know he's so competitive during the lil challenges so what happens if he/you end up losing maybe you tripped or just couldn't keep up with him 😩 idk anything about this show I just learn reality TV secondhand watching Kennie JD lol ~ Trashy
trashy dear !! 😌✨️ if you lose, i think he's SUCH a sourpuss LOL he's all, "i don't care 😒 about time someone else won 😒 we've schooled your asses in every single one so far 😒" LOL but 🥺 i feel like with the challenges is when you see him the most outgoing 🥺 like you're in the one-on-one/confessional afterwards and he's like, "'s'not a big deal....if only SOMEONE 🙄 hadn't dropped the ball...🙄" and then you're shoving him and shouting, "hey!" and laughing, so he gets you in a gentle headlock and brings you close to his chest, so that he can hide his smile into your hair 🥺 WAAAAHHH he's only soft like that when you're by yourselves 🥺🥺🥺 and in the end, he doesn't REALLY mind losing challenges, because he quickly learns that, as long as he's doing them with you, then that's all that matters 🥺🥺 WAAHHHH
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BMW M3 seems to be calling to me. Dunno why, never been a fan of driving, but there's something about this car...
Driving..driving…isn’t it more like joyriding? You’re a cocky, dumb hot car guy, obsessed with your F80 BMW M3 that you bought with your OnlyFans money, cutting off electric cars to show them what a real car is and how inferior other people are to you. How lucky ! To earn that much money…and of course to have this sex-beast body, made for dominating and filling every holes you see with your semen. Of course, your OnlyFans only contains you filling holes and never the other way around, and even if you wanted to be filled…your hole is so tight and made to not receive anything that you couldn’t! What a shame..or not? Your ass emits such foul scents no one would ever try to enter it anyway.
Statistics :
Identity :
Age : 22
Name : Tyler
IQ : 70
Personality : Very masculine and assertive personality, always thinking you’re better than anyone else, for everything and anything. You flex and bully whenever you want, and don’t even question yourself about it.
Sexuality : 100% straight, and with an intelligence like yours, let’s say you’re not very accepting of other sexuality’s.
Body :
Body type : Jock bro.
Overall attractiveness : 10/10, so hot!
Private’s size : 8 inches hard.
Rear end size : Big, strong stallion rear end, very big and firm, stretches all your sweatpants to the brim. Surprisingly, your hole is made to never ever have anything enter it, only have things exit it. You’re made to be a dominant alpha after all.
Overall B.O : 9/10 (Strong, masculine young manly stink).
Armpit scent : Sweaty, salty, strong funk. You love to shove people in your pits to show them who’s the man, who’s the alpha and who they should respect.
Gassiness : 8.5/10 - You love bullying people with your farts, farting on them then telling them how you’re a real man and real boys should fart like you. But how is it possible to even have such smelly, disgusting farts ? Guess you have to be an actual alpha.
Foot smell : REALLY smelly. Dirty cheese, buttery flavour that sticks to your massive, veiny masculine feet and will not go away even after the deepest shower. Let me tell you that those gym shoes of yours can stink up an entire room with no problem, and make people vomit as well.
Muscles : Strong, gym-goer muscles.
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I will take the Ford F-150. I figured I could use a lot of power in my life even though I might look small driving it due to my size and nerdy build.
What do you mean you might look small driving it? That’s not true, you look like a fine strong manly redneck/country boy to me. One thing that’s true though, is the rumor…saying that when driving such a vehicle, you’re trying to compensate for something…but that’s fine! At least you own a truck, right bro?
Statistics :
Identity :
Age : 20
Name : Cody
IQ : 69
Personality : Excessively dumb, very stupid and full of himself, focusing on being a real man and doing « real man » stuff.
Sexuality : 100% straight, and you certainly don’t appreciate those « fairies » or « skittles » as you call them.
Body :
Body type : Toned, lean country boy. Strong.
Overall attractiveness : 8/10.
Private’s size : 3.5 inches hard. (You certainly needed a pickup truck to conpensate for that, good choice! 🔑)
Rear end size : It’s very big and large, shame it will never get used, because although it’s very firm…its a top’s ideal butt.
Overall B.O : 7.5/10 : Strong, smelling of farm, rotten hay, horse farts…like a real man, as you’d say.
Armpit scent : Smells like rotten hay, mixed with sweat and overall dirtiness. You’ve never used deodorant and never will, that’s for prissy people!
Gassiness : 10/10, as bad as the horses in your farm’s stable! Loud, obnoxious, smelly, and way too frequent ! At least one every 10 minutes, and you certainly let it rip, you’d never hold one in.
Foot smell : Smells horrible! Those cowboy boots of yours just stink of everything you’d think of…not in a good way. But obviously, you only shower once you get mud on you or anything, otherwise you just don’t care or even think about it.
Muscles : Lean, strong and toned. Shows what a real man is supposed to be!
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