#stonelerr

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

Entre STOP holding it in that doesn't do anything!

[straycalamities]

i love him ur honor

[insomnia-ler]

Take an ambien, lad.

With all the meds I’m on now, this is about as mellow as I get.

[stonelerr]

[fuckboyler]

stonelerr

Those /are/ some nice sunrise trunks.

Aaaayy. This guy gets it.

ask-the-tumbler

Sure, buddy. Hope your dad enjoys those pantastic shorts.

I mean, I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be with an “f” but yeah he totally digs ‘em.

[monsterler]

Please crush me in your embrace

Seriously? But, why?? It would hurt?!?

[reverse-stork]

I would love nothing more than for you to scoop out my eyes and put them in a frozen tea like boba. Please, send me into a hurdling path to Enlightenment by taking away my senses so I can fight God.

Tastes like what I imagine an Alicia Keys concert smells like.

[squid-ler]

Did you eat it? Your finger? (´･ω･`)

No! Proud of myself.

[glasgowonce-ler]

I gotta question. What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

“.... No dear friend, tell me the difference between an alligator and a crocodile” 

[tai-ler]

I can't believe the good lord himself brought Prince back for us 👏👏

8′( 👏

[solusavis]

Boi What you want?

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

stonelerr replied to your post: What would you do if you suddenly got $10,000?

What are you even blowing 10k on in a weekend

A man’s gotta have the essentials: good food, a smooth ride, drinksy, good friends, and an unforgettable place to go.

[assassinler-blog]

If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them instantly... But, you might give them glock coma.

Punny.

[dilf-ler-blog]

👏show👏me👏the👏dad facts

The first ship in a bottle was produced in the mid 1800s!

[stork-ler]

I... I think I’d rather have more liquor.. to be really honest....

[fuckboyler]

@stonelerr

Probably. State and Federal laws are always clashing over some bullshit - it’s been a while since I last checked up on the legal side of it. Anyway, you a sativa or indica kinda guy?

Indica, duh.

Sativa’s a sugar substitute. I’m not stupid.