#streen

[knightofthenewrepublic]

Lego Jedi Temple on Yavin

Without looking at the tags, who can name them all?

Without looking at the tags, who can name them all?

[sipisttoo]

Fucked up. Badly.

[strongermonster]

my role at the pride parade is i bring tons of spare sunscreen and remind anyone looking a little crispy to reapply <3

[moonilit]

IT WAS THE LEGS

she like em gutsy. honest im inferior to kory’s fashion taste, she saw his leotard and immediately knew it HAS to be him. Glad he found the girl that genuinely likes his weird fashion choices good for him good for him

“He’s gone to bed with someone whom he's deeply in love with. And the fact that when he kills someone, it was also protecting this same woman. It’s like everything he’s done that’s been out of character for him up till now, has always been because of her.”

- George Perez on the relationship between Dick and Kory following the reaction to them being shown in bed together

[alienfreak124]

Head angle practice with the streen bean

I hate his guts

[ocaona]

I see a lot of criticism about the new Life is strange and I think that you should all calm down a bit.

"Where is Chloe?" If Chloe is alive, the developers will keep it a secret so that it will be a surprise when we play the game. Please do not be upset because a trailer does not reveal the entire game. If they chose the timeline where we sacrificed Chloe, we will probably find out later too, and that is not necessarily a bad thing. I would like to remind you that the game had two endings, and both were fine. Maybe we will be able to chose if she's alive or dead. As Neil Gaiman would say, Wait and see.

"She doesn’t look like Max." "Where’s her bangs?" You expect someone to keep the same head and hairstyle for 10 years? When you cross someone in the streen that you haven't seen in just 5 years, do you recognize them instantly ? No, because people change physically, especially in their twenties.

"Max looks straight now". She has literally the same style as before with a beanie. PLEASE. And you know very well that all LIS games have bi protagonists. I don’t even understand this criticism.

"I don’t care about Safi, I want Chloe". My brother in Christ, give that game a chance ! If you want to see Chloe, good news, there is a comic book about Max and Chloe and there are even several volumes. Safi might be an amazing character, like most LIS characters.

"The storyline is not convincing" ... When the first trailer for LIS 1 came out, the storyline was "A girl comes back to her hometown, sees her childhood friend dying, and finds out she can travel through time. She then tries to save her friend." LIS Double Exposure's storyline for now is "A girl sees her friend dying and finds out she can travel through dimensions. She then tries to save her friend." Stop. Judging. The. Whole. Game. From a 2-minute trailer ! Of course, the game will be more than just Max going around and talking to people. If you likes LIS 1, you will probably like this one too because they have the same character, storyline, vibe...

Edit from the 14th of june : Just wanted to add that ;)

So, please, be a little more patient and way less negative. Don't buy the game if you already think it's trash, but your negativity around the little information we have is ruining the experience of those who are hyped or just curious.

[brandwhorestarscream]

hi hello i'm here to request more concubine megatron? all the juicy details please and thank you!

CONCUBINE AU LETS GOOO

Poor, unsuspecting Megatron 🤭 when he's first called to the Overseer's office, he has no idea what to expect. He's not had any infractions, his performances in the arena have all been flawless. It's not time for contract renewal, so he's suspicious as he reports in.

The arena master's face is tight and seething behind a too-wide smile as he tells the Champion that, congratulations, your contract has been bought out in full. He's leaving the arena, effective immediately.

Megatron isn't given an explanation, and isn't given a chance to say goodbye to anyone, not even Soundwave. He's been purchased by someone else and is being shipped off to Iacon. The capital city, where the Senate and the Prime himself rule over everything. He's seen other gladiators bought out by wealthy northerners before, either fanatics that eant to slobber all over their favorite pit fighters up close and personal, or for personal entertainment. Many of the rich enjoyba good bloodsport, but some prefer not to travel to Kaon and expose themselves to the filth and grime. Regardless, buying your favorite gladiators is pricey, so whomever has purchased him is amongst the 1% of the 1%. It was clear the arena master didn't sell him willingly, the request came from aomeone he couldn't refuse. The last time Megatron reviewed his contract, it was valued at 24 million credits and still rising. He was their Champion, after all. He was their best moneymaker. Of course it was impossible to buy him out.

Or, well. It was supposed to be impossible. What kind of person dropped that sort of money on anything? The thought makes him sick. Wasteful. Disgusting.

He's never seen Iacon before, and it's so bright it kind of hurts his optics. There's flourescent light everywhere he looks, and he can't help but marvel at the state of everything. The air is so clean. He can see the sun! The streets are neat and well kept, and despite the lengthy transport he doesn't spot a single homeless mech. Does everyone here have a comfortable place to live? Heh, wouldn't that be nice?

They arrive at a nondescript building. It just looks like another skyscraper, and he has to duck to get through the door when he's ushered inside. There's nothing inside the room they enter, actually nothing, and Megatron frowns. What are they playing at?

He won't admit to startling when a burst of light suddenly appears, flooding the room with blue and green as a swirling vortex suddenly comes to life right before them. His optics widen. A ground bridge? For what?

He knows better than to ask. All he can do is steel himself and walk through when prompted. He's ready for a fight. Whatever beast they've got lined up for him to slaughter, he's ready. Be it a rapid insecticon or one of the imported organic monstrosities, he won't let it catch him off guard.

The room he arrives in is strangely void of adversaries. It's... a salon, he thinks, if the lines of sinks and shelves streen wall to wall and each fully stocked with products is anytbing to go by. The air smells overpoweringly sweet, thick with perfumes and scented oil; distantly, his olfactory sensors ache. His optics prickle, and he squints. What in the world?

"This is the offering from Kaon?"

He turns, and there's a short, unassuming femme looking him up and down. She barely comes up to his waist, and looks to be Polyhexian in build. She circles him, rubbing her chin, and Megatron regards her suspiciously. 'Offering'?

"Yes," one of his escorts says. "This is the very best they had."

She makes a high pitched, stressed noise from deep in her chassis, then blows out a tense puff of air from all her vents. "It's fine! It's fine it's fine it's totally fine, I got this, I can work with this--follow me, please."

The adjoined washracks he's lead to are the finest he's ever seen, glistening white and gold with 15 different temperature settings and over two dozen fancy soaps. Despite his insistence that he can wash himself, the team insists. His whole body burns with embarrassment when they remove much of his protective armor--"You won't be needing this anymore, and it's so heavy looking." He feels exposed without his shoulder guards, with the cool air brushing against the protomesh of his outer thighs. He feels tense. Anxious. Naked. If the handlers notice, they don't make it known. They even take his helmet, leaving his sensory fins free to unfurl and rise into the air, and immediately everything in the room is 100x louder. It hurts, and he fights not to show it on his face.

Once he's been scrubbed and waxed and polished within an inch of his life, he's dragged back to the salon and to a pedestal surrounded on three sides by mirrors. The femme from before pats it as they approach, and he steps up. The stylist introduces herself as Prim, and immediately gets to work, pulling out a datapad and making notes, taking measurements of his arms and legs, his neck and waist, even his wrists and ankles. He has no idea what she's doing. She hums and haws to herself, muttering about "Purple...? Maybe pink? Blue? No, no... not blue... hmm!"

Despite having lived in Kaon his whole life, he's never actually seen traditional Kaonite garb before. He doesn't recognize it as she clasps golden cuffs onto his wrists, paints specific glyphs on his forehelm. He's never seen the headdress: it's simple, thankfully, a circlet perched atop his helm with an expensive sapphire dangling from a delicate chain to hang right between his optics. It's incredibly distracting, having it there. She keeps adding more and more, necklaces and armbands and anklets, putting glyphs on his palms and on his back, even going so far as to announce that he'll have to have his audials pierced.

By the time Prim finally lets him go, he doesn't recognize himself. His shape has changed drastically, and when Prim holds up the datapad she'd been using for reference, he sees that he matches the mech in the ancient portrait well. Someone wealthy and well-to-do from a Kaon long, long past, draped in elegant opulence. All of his sharp edges are gone. They've whittled him down and dulled everything about him, dressed him up in this ridiculous ensemble, and he's never hated the look of himself quite so much.

This is a sex thing, he's figured it out by now. Whoever these people work for is a rich pervert with very specific tastes, and has bought him out to play out whatever weird fantasies they have. He's dreading it, silently, but protest would likely get him beheaded. He doesn't intend to die today, so he'll just have to endure it.

It only gets worse from there. Once he's dressed, they swiftly bring him to what they refer to as the waiting room. There's several other mecha there, also decked out in silk and gold and jewels, looking varying levels of uncomfortable and frightened. There's an altihexian, a praxian in the corners... Primus, there's even a seeker! What in the world...?

The announcement hits him like a meteor, that they were the lucky select chosen few. As they all know, recently Sentinel Prime had passed away. His successor recently rose to power, and as Matrix-bearers, Primes don't typically take a conjunx endura. The holy knowledge of the Matrix is meant for them and them alone, so they mustn't form sparkbonds. But the Prime can't very well be left without sexual satisfaction and entertainment, so it's tradition to retrieve an offering from each of the 13 cities. "You've each been chosen to serve as your city's Primal Concubine. Congratulations, my lords and lady, and good luck."

...

HI im not dead lmao and I FINALLY feel like I can make words again!! And while gathering my words I started on an AU of this AU lmfao 😂 it's loosely inspired by poppy playtime if you can believe it. Send me asks before my brain shrivels up again  ��\_(ツ)_/¯

[cmweller]

Challenge #04499-L115: Application For Adviser

They are poor, they are ragged, they are tired. They manage to sneak into the kitchens of whitekeep castle, steal some leftover soup and bread, and are found curled up on the floor by the fireplace fast asleep. -- Anon Guest

[AN: Whitekeep has laws to protect its citizens from that level of poverty. It's in the starting tenets of the realm. So... to make this work, it's A Whitekeep castle. Not THE Whitekeep castle. In this case, one of the freshly-conquered ones. Also I changed the plot on you]

Kirkenwald's holdings were known for its magnificent castles and picturesque towns, and the massive amount of homeless folks forced to live in the tunnels underneath. The lord Kirkenwald prided himself in the fact that no slums existed in his holdings. What he was less enthusiastic about was how anyone arrested for vagrancy became part of his laboring chattels.

Those who had money could profit, or at least hold their lives in a form of stability.

Streen was not one of those. She was one of the hidden poor. Starving and desperate enough to try... well. What she was trying.

[Check the source for the rest of the story]

[luciluck2046]

Old photo of local cat

He loafing. HE FUCKING LOAFING

His name is Chunky. I didn't name him, the people living on that streen named him. He fluffy. He furry. He lovely. He helped with my depression. What isn't to like at this wonderful chunky boi?

[jedidryad]

What followed was the best experience of my entire academy stay

Despite herself, Mara has managed to come to an understanding with a number of the other students at the academy, and her experience with Streen has given her enough confidence to try to do the same with the Jedi Master himself.

Maybe things are looking up... or maybe not.

Lightsabers Are Always Loaded: Chapter 24

[magnetarbeam]

So several times in at least Allston's books of LotF and FotJ, it's made clear that even though the only Jedi Masters we know of in this period are on the Council, there are Masters that aren't on the Council.

And I've wondered if any characters we are familiar with might be in that category.

I don't think that Streen is known to have died at any point, though he definitely fades into obscurity after NJO. He's a first-class graduate who might have proven himself for the rank at some point offscreen.

Multiple major fleet actions in NJO are led at least in part by Keyan Farlander, who is also a Jedi, though not all the authors knew that. I have no idea what happened to him after that, and he's also statstically notable for being a General, which as far as I recall means he achieved a higher rank in a standard military than any other Jedi in Luke's Order (except I think Luke himself may have reached the same rank in the first year or two after Endor? I really don't recall). For him, you maybe could write in that he had resigned from the military by LotF on account of the fact that though Luke lets his Jedi hold regular military ranks, he doesn't let them hold offices in government (that's stated clearly in Force Heretic I) and to avoid any overlap, Jedi aren't allowed to have a rank so high that they're mostly acting in an administrative role.

Farlander's promotion to Master was, I think, confirmed pretty soon after the end of the Yuuzhan Vong War.

(I mean, Pellaeon's career basically proves that military forces in Star Wars don't get rid of people for excessive time in rank, but that's not necessarily a factor here.)

[dokurtybitz2]

30.10.23_22:18

Ruby streen path

My buddy and I,

Rustling through the cool morning air,

Crunch, crunch

Going about their exercise and

Business,

The only trace,

Shattered leaves

Trodden under foot.

[image-identificationer]

[desc begin: an article from 'the publica' titled far-left "Anti-landlord"activist launches address directory of "empty" properties for squatters to seize, the article is written by the the publica team and was published on April 6, 2024, beneath are two screenshots of a tiktok video, the first of which includes a notes-app note titled 'empty homes part 1' which lists house addresses Charles Street, Kew Vic, Archbold road, roseville NSW, Williams road, Winsor Vic (someone mows the lawn though), kley streen, New town TAS, syndemham road, Norwood SA and a man's face is visible at the bottom of the screen. the second screenshot shows a brunette man with short hair and a beard and brown eyes, he is smirking and wears clear-framed glasses and a black t-shirt. He appears to be in a bathroom somewhere.

Image two: the same image but this time edited to have "based" over it in red flamy text. End desc.]

Not all heroes wear capes

[qubixo1]

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[internutter]

Challenge #04499-L115: Application For Adviser

They are poor, they are ragged, they are tired. They manage to sneak into the kitchens of whitekeep castle, steal some leftover soup and bread, and are found curled up on the floor by the fireplace fast asleep. -- Anon Guest

[AN: Whitekeep has laws to protect its citizens from that level of poverty. It's in the starting tenets of the realm. So... to make this work, it's A Whitekeep castle. Not THE Whitekeep castle. In this case, one of the freshly-conquered ones. Also I changed the plot on you]

Kirkenwald's holdings were known for its magnificent castles and picturesque towns, and the massive amount of homeless folks forced to live in the tunnels underneath. The lord Kirkenwald prided himself in the fact that no slums existed in his holdings. What he was less enthusiastic about was how anyone arrested for vagrancy became part of his laboring chattels.

Those who had money could profit, or at least hold their lives in a form of stability.

Streen was not one of those. She was one of the hidden poor. Starving and desperate enough to try... well. What she was trying.

[Check the source for the rest of the story]

[good-amv-mmv-fmv]

Title: Can't Stop JT

Music: Justin Timberlake - Can't Stop The Feeling

Anime: Weathering With You, Haikyuu, One Piece, Darker than Black, Your Name, K-on!, Konosuba, Gurren Lagann, Jujutsu Kaisen, Beyond the Boundary, ToraDora, Hyouka, Bunny Girl Senpai, Ancient Magus Bride, Laid Back Camping, Re:zero, Jojo, Nisemonogatari, Tonikawa, Kanagi, Kaguya-sama Love is War, Free, Is this a zombie?, RWBY, Persona 5, Little Witch Academia, Cells at Work, Angel Beats, Charlotte, Kokoro Connect, Love Live Sunshine, Blood Blockade Battlefront, Haven't you heard I'm Sakamoto, Love Live, Lucky Star, Rage of Bahamut: Virgin Soul, Danmachi: Arrow of Orion, Dimension W, Haruhi, Naruto, Space Dandy, Kill me Baby, Zombieland Saga, Magi, Carole & Tuesday, The Day I Became a God, Fate Carnival Phantasm, Persona 4, Eromanga Sensei, Rosario Vampire, IdolM@ster, Problem Children are Coming from Another World, Shirobako, Assassination Classroom, Persona 3, Re:Creators, Gargantia of the Verdurous Planet, Sound Euphonium, Your Lie in April, Engaged to the Unidentified

Why do I recommend it?: A wonderful mix of anime dancing on "Can't Stop The Feeling" and bringing it alive on the streen with a great editing to match. Definitely enjoyable!