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...large palm splayed out on your abdomen while he slowly fucks into you, chuckling every time you whine. Pressing down just a little as he coos about how full you must be...
#this is a post about wriothesley specifically#but also just dsahjdgsdksgja I am weak for this#but my stupid favs don't have big hands >:| (okay ratio maybe but not like... not wrio big...)#cw nsft#crow screaming
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Kabru in the party group chat
Talking about laios obvi
#labru#sigh#crow’s shenanigans and shitposts#kabru dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#i love them#this is so stupid
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The Dellamortes
#Rook being denied her stupid ass pointy Tevinter mage shoes made her almost leave him at the alter#something something rook you know nothing about fashion leave this to the antivans#but also she would’ve had 0 interest in planning it I know her ass showed up to her own wedding like a modern groom does#just shows up 0 input#the wedding portrait is FINALLYYYY here#when I tell u I redesigned rooks dress 1000 times#I was fighting with making it Tevinter styled because she’s a Mercar rook but then I was like no no she’s marrying into a crow family those#mf’s would GLUE feathers to her if they could#also do love the idea of them both being like do we have to wear white I don’t think anyone is thinkin the god killers r pure pious virgins#of course you have to wear white I SAID SO DAMNIT#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook mercar#rook dragon age#I was tryna keep it ‘humble’ cause chantry but also the antivans….. do not do humble#also I wonder if Rook Mercar saw a woman leading the chant and was like w hat the fuck#cause imperial chantry#also the idea that illario was at the wedding??? I know my rook was PISSSED#also so funny to think lucanis was desperate to leave his own wedding because p arty ugh#I know this is so much yapping but I just have so many feelings about their wedding lol#Vivienne Rook Mercar#well Vivienne Rook DELLAMORTE NOW BOYS AM I RIGHT HAHAHA#I just know lucanis would’ve heard the chantry mother say ‘do you Vivienne take this man’ and he would’ve been like#who the fuck is Vivienne#my art
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“Crows often develop expensive tastes.”
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"I think you're royally tough to kill...and utterly gorgeous."
I couldn't stop thinking about the fact that they're both beat to hell and back when Zev decides to turn on the charm and by god I love him for it.
#“not that I expect such simple flattery will work on you” honestly keep at it zev it's more effective than you think#he's my favorite wife#dragon age origins#dragon age#zevran x warden#dragon age zevran#zevran arainai#warden tabris#stupid sexy zevran#zevranya#the griffon and her crow
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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*
Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.
#his chapters are so funny to me lmaooooo#bro is so down bad all the time and he actively hates it💀#meanwhile Nina: hi I like your unholy thoughts#he could probably get away with half the stuff he fantasizes about if he just let go a little#he’s so big and sweet and stupid lmao#matthias helvar#soc#six of crows#soc matthias#soc nina#nina zenik#helnik#incorrect soc#incorrect soc quotes#Matthias#Nina#soc helnik#the grisha series#grishaverse#leigh bardugo#leigh bargudo#crooked kingdom
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bisexual pep talks from jesper go deep
#hasini yaps ♡#“you stupid but you ain’t stupid now go kiss a man” how amazingly well spoken#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#jesper x wylan#crooked kingdom#six of crows duology#grishaverse
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i keep drawing him looking like he has the upper hand but tbh this is their dynamic more likely marisol is a menace, and the rookanis rot continues bonus:
#dragon age: the veilguard#datv spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#rook x lucanis#datv rook#viago de riva#just for the stupid comic panel lmao#i imagine seeing his defacto little sister/protege/goblin crow he cares about/idiot about to makeout with lucanis makes him malfunction#so he shouts the first thing he can think of THAT YOUVE PUSHED THE FIRST TALON ONTO A DIRTY FLOOR#also marisol's intimate/childhood nickname is 'solecito'#i also hc 'rook' happened to be a crow nickname for a different reason that why varric gave it to her lmao#dragon age#dragon age fanart
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Important diagram
#my art#artwork#crow does art#digital art#ouaw#once upon a witchlight#gideon coal#ouaw gideon#i love these stupid fake mspaint doodles
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Two ex football players not realising their weight
#Stupids#the outsiders#darry curtis#the outsiders fanart#darrel curtis#paul holden#parry#darry curtis x paul holden#darry x paul#paul x darry#crow art#the outsiders memes
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received a comment today that someone was unhappy with the new covers of the soc (dregs edition) duology because kanej (predominantly featured on said covers) is ‘toxic’ and ‘underwhelming’.
calling kanej 'toxic' when kaz vehemently denies ownership over inej, liquidates all of his assets to pay off her indenture, begins to work on removing his armor and letting down his walls around her, buys her a ship so she can pursue her dream, and reunites her with her parents - i have to laugh.
and if i had to guess, the ‘underwhelming’ would reference the fact that kaz and inej do not have a physically intimate relationship that lives up to whatever expectations this person has for two incredibly traumatized teenagers.
all this to say, don’t speak on kanej if you don’t understand or respect their characters (disrespectfully)
#gotta get this rant off my chest#i would write a full dissertation if i wasn’t at work right now#bring back reading comprehension and understanding complex characters#yall sound STUPID#grishaverse#six of crows#shadow and bone#leigh bardugo#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#crooked kingdom
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"wylan almost got away with lying to kaz" this "wylan stood up to kaz" that. WHAT ABOUT MY GOAT KUWEI??! HE LITERALLY ACTUALLY LIED TO KAZ AND GOT AWAY WITH IT (pretending not to know kerch)!! LIKE KAZ LITERALLY NEVER KNEW, THEY ALL THOUGHT HE WAS THE POOR INNOCENT KID WHEN HE'S LITERALLY SO SMART AND SCHEMING!!
#i'm so done with people overshadowing kuwei#like dont gwt me wrong i love love love wylan#but god why do we have to erease everything kuwei has done just to olace wylan on a pedestal#if kuwei has no fans then i'm dead#like i feel like the fandom hatred for kuwei acrually needs to be studied#but the shit hes hates on for is honestly so fucking stupid when in reality anything hes done is the least worrying thing#like what about the fact that kaz is actually morally gray and for all the lives he's helped there are double the lives he's wronged#in that sure hes jot the worst person in the barrel but why do we hate more on kuwei's relatively tame actions than kaz#like a ything good kaz has done was either for his friends or for some sort of reward#sure hes done some good things as well#but the majority of the time it is NOT our the goodness of his heart#(still love him though)#i'll make on actual post explaining my thoughts on kaz eventually#my point is just the kuwei is overhated and deserves more recognition#soc ck#six of crows#crooked kingdom#soc#ck#six of crows kuwei#kuwei#kuwei yul bo#wylan van eck#wylan hendriks#kaz brekker
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Turning YA book selection into purely romance and romantasy needs to be studied, as well as tiktokification of reading. Skipping paragraphs without dialogue, finding simple plots too difficult to understand, not even remotely analyzing the text, ignoring inconsistencies and blindly following trends and what author spoon-feeds the readers, etc. It essentially boils down to wanting to read just porn without saying you want to read porn. Nothing wrong with that, except instead of admitting it, people have turned to doubling down that these objectively bad books are the pinnacle of self-care, progress and being a girlboss.
I’ve seen booktokers on tiktok (before I deleted tiktok) say they “didn’t get” older booktok books like Cruel Prince, Six of Crows, Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo and other good books or had to DNF them because it was too “boring” and "too much politics, no smut”. People have been tiktokified or have never read a book that wasn't romance or YA to begin with, so please go read one. It's good for you to broaden your horizons. Besides, YA never has a lot of politics, it's YA. Not even when YA dystopian books were thriving did it have too much politics.
I'm not shaming anyone for wanting to read smut or smutty books but there is no need to turn YA into just a combination of tropes. YA is an age category, it doesn't need dumbing down or becoming more sexual. There are plenty of smut books in YA, new adult, adult, etc. There is no need to shit on and make good YA books unpopular. Writers are getting hurt because the publishing houses would rather publish same mediocre books over and over with slightly different plot and names than good ones. And teenagers in that age category need to have a variety of books to choose from. Instead, they have the same thing over and over, mediocre smut with problematic undertones. Y'all realize Wattpad exists for that and it's free, right?
#ya dystopia#ya fantasy#ya fiction#ya lit#ya books#young adult#bad writing#anti stupidity#anti booktok#anti acosf#anti acotar#anti acomaf#anti acofas#anti sjm#six of crows#seven husbands of evelyn hugo#the hunger games#back when ya and booktok was good#the cruel prince#the folk of the air#tfota
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POV: the annoying shapeshifter mage you found in the dumpster screws up a major Talon operation and you’ve nary a choice but to banish them for their own safety
#rook#rook de riva#house de riva#viago de riva#antivan crows#oc: val de riva#she took a calculated risk#but man is she bad at math#and yes she does shapeshift into a snake to hide from viago#she hides among the snakes he keeps for poison making#its her favourite prank#datv#dragon age veilguard#please blow this up i spent too long on this stupid joke of a post
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not in the mha fandom but why didn't izuku js lie n say his quirk was some fuckass shit like tarot cards or whatever
"what's ur quirk izuku??"
"i can predict when it rains" n bro just has to look at the weather app every morning like boom no more bullying
#bnha#mha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#izuku midoriya#mha deku#bkdk#bakudeku#tagging this one bc it seems like the most popular ship#todobaku#i've also seen that one too a little bit#dams#daily aria moods#i get that he wanted to be a hero but dude was ready to risk it all with his fists and knobby knees come on now#fully could have been like i secrete thisnpoison that kills you in 80 years LIKE aint nobody proving that as a lie#can literally think of like five stupid quirks you can't prove off the top of my head#accurate palm readings#tiger eyes#(they're contacts)#male pattern baldness detector#color changing butthole#carrot scented hands#ive seen some of thise characters okay!!#if a dude can have a crow for a face izuku can have carrot hands amen
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Just a regular Thursday night
#my art#dragon age#veilguard#datv#dragon age the veilguard#viago de riva#lucanis dellamorte#rook de riva#calien de riva#yes. another silly meme redraw with the crows#and there WILL be more (threat)#i dont even know what i wanted to add. i started this almost a month ago. then stayed up too late finishing it#antivan crows#am i happy with this? not really but it was very funny to work on so shdhdjsj#viago being the most tortured man ever#edit. i remembered. just like MAN POOR VIAGO. the way i imagine he spent YEARS making sure calien never meets any other talons and the like#he put soo much work into keeping him far far FAAR away from the dellamortes specifically too bc he COULD NOT have his house embarrassed#like that. and himself bc calien can and WILL share stupid stories of viago#then datv rolls around. he returns from being KICKED OUT (for his own good) and its all downhill from there
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