#stupid crow...
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screamingcrows · 1 month ago
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...large palm splayed out on your abdomen while he slowly fucks into you, chuckling every time you whine. Pressing down just a little as he coos about how full you must be...
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alargecrow · 10 months ago
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Kabru in the party group chat
Talking about laios obvi
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rookanisstuff · 3 months ago
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The Dellamortes
#Rook being denied her stupid ass pointy Tevinter mage shoes made her almost leave him at the alter#something something rook you know nothing about fashion leave this to the antivans#but also she would’ve had 0 interest in planning it I know her ass showed up to her own wedding like a modern groom does#just shows up 0 input#the wedding portrait is FINALLYYYY here#when I tell u I redesigned rooks dress 1000 times#I was fighting with making it Tevinter styled because she’s a Mercar rook but then I was like no no she’s marrying into a crow family those#mf’s would GLUE feathers to her if they could#also do love the idea of them both being like do we have to wear white I don’t think anyone is thinkin the god killers r pure pious virgins#of course you have to wear white I SAID SO DAMNIT#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook mercar#rook dragon age#I was tryna keep it ‘humble’ cause chantry but also the antivans….. do not do humble#also I wonder if Rook Mercar saw a woman leading the chant and was like w hat the fuck#cause imperial chantry#also the idea that illario was at the wedding??? I know my rook was PISSSED#also so funny to think lucanis was desperate to leave his own wedding because p arty ugh#I know this is so much yapping but I just have so many feelings about their wedding lol#Vivienne Rook Mercar#well Vivienne Rook DELLAMORTE NOW BOYS AM I RIGHT HAHAHA#I just know lucanis would’ve heard the chantry mother say ‘do you Vivienne take this man’ and he would’ve been like#who the fuck is Vivienne#my art
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vonspe · 4 months ago
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“Crows often develop expensive tastes.”
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radiantlightxx · 3 months ago
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"I think you're royally tough to kill...and utterly gorgeous."
I couldn't stop thinking about the fact that they're both beat to hell and back when Zev decides to turn on the charm and by god I love him for it.
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cherries-and-knives · 1 year ago
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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*
Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.
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telugu-girl-13 · 2 months ago
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bisexual pep talks from jesper go deep
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thimblings · 5 months ago
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i keep drawing him looking like he has the upper hand but tbh this is their dynamic more likely marisol is a menace, and the rookanis rot continues bonus:
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crowliphale · 2 months ago
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Important diagram
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darryscrow · 15 days ago
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Two ex football players not realising their weight
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dragonqueenstormwitch · 27 days ago
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received a comment today that someone was unhappy with the new covers of the soc (dregs edition) duology because kanej (predominantly featured on said covers) is ‘toxic’ and ‘underwhelming’.
calling kanej 'toxic' when kaz vehemently denies ownership over inej, liquidates all of his assets to pay off her indenture, begins to work on removing his armor and letting down his walls around her, buys her a ship so she can pursue her dream, and reunites her with her parents - i have to laugh.
and if i had to guess, the ‘underwhelming’ would reference the fact that kaz and inej do not have a physically intimate relationship that lives up to whatever expectations this person has for two incredibly traumatized teenagers.
all this to say, don’t speak on kanej if you don’t understand or respect their characters (disrespectfully)
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aetsiv · 2 months ago
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"wylan almost got away with lying to kaz" this "wylan stood up to kaz" that. WHAT ABOUT MY GOAT KUWEI??! HE LITERALLY ACTUALLY LIED TO KAZ AND GOT AWAY WITH IT (pretending not to know kerch)!! LIKE KAZ LITERALLY NEVER KNEW, THEY ALL THOUGHT HE WAS THE POOR INNOCENT KID WHEN HE'S LITERALLY SO SMART AND SCHEMING!!
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Turning YA book selection into purely romance and romantasy needs to be studied, as well as tiktokification of reading. Skipping paragraphs without dialogue, finding simple plots too difficult to understand, not even remotely analyzing the text, ignoring inconsistencies and blindly following trends and what author spoon-feeds the readers, etc. It essentially boils down to wanting to read just porn without saying you want to read porn. Nothing wrong with that, except instead of admitting it, people have turned to doubling down that these objectively bad books are the pinnacle of self-care, progress and being a girlboss.
I’ve seen booktokers on tiktok (before I deleted tiktok) say they “didn’t get” older booktok books like Cruel Prince, Six of Crows, Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo and other good books or had to DNF them because it was too “boring” and "too much politics, no smut”. People have been tiktokified or have never read a book that wasn't romance or YA to begin with, so please go read one. It's good for you to broaden your horizons. Besides, YA never has a lot of politics, it's YA. Not even when YA dystopian books were thriving did it have too much politics.
I'm not shaming anyone for wanting to read smut or smutty books but there is no need to turn YA into just a combination of tropes. YA is an age category, it doesn't need dumbing down or becoming more sexual. There are plenty of smut books in YA, new adult, adult, etc. There is no need to shit on and make good YA books unpopular. Writers are getting hurt because the publishing houses would rather publish same mediocre books over and over with slightly different plot and names than good ones. And teenagers in that age category need to have a variety of books to choose from. Instead, they have the same thing over and over, mediocre smut with problematic undertones. Y'all realize Wattpad exists for that and it's free, right?
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rookinthecrownest · 1 month ago
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POV: the annoying shapeshifter mage you found in the dumpster screws up a major Talon operation and you’ve nary a choice but to banish them for their own safety
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purple-mushroom-cap · 3 months ago
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not in the mha fandom but why didn't izuku js lie n say his quirk was some fuckass shit like tarot cards or whatever
"what's ur quirk izuku??"
"i can predict when it rains" n bro just has to look at the weather app every morning like boom no more bullying
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rsenak · 3 months ago
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Just a regular Thursday night
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