#stupid liar

[jssicamandy]

Suddenly I am catapulted back to this BIGBANG Era which I really love...

This specific song just keep on playing in my head so I visited their performances video and played album on repeat too.

I was internally musing how grateful and magical it is to have a band/group that you love doing comeback after having more than 1 year passed since their last released because we won't know whether we will get another new releases after it.

I will be 30 in about 6 months, and I read that people mostly would get musical paralysis when you hit 30, when you feel exhausted to search for new fun music and settle with listening to music that you love and you know since your teens.

Well, life happens.

[isawthismeme]

REBLOG THIS!!

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

[sher-ee]

He’s so mentally and morally deficient.

AI this you git.

[prophetickisser]

comes with putting it up your sleeve

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kaido and nendo casually watching saiki freak out over his crush and barely reacting or caring about why is so funny to me

[bodega-catto]

[simply-ivanka]

Hunter Biden started a sexual affair with his brother's widow within months after he died AND introduced her to and got her addicted to crack cocaine! Where do these people come from?

[furiousgoldfish]

Abusers will not only insist they didn't now when they hurt you, they'll actively resist any information that would lead them into finding out.

You give any sign of pain they're attacking you from 10 different angles, blaming everything in sight (mostly you) and then when you tell them directly that they hurt you, they're suddenly allergic to information lalala I couldn't have known, why didn't you say anything. But you did and it's still 'I'm innocent I knew nothing I still don't know and next time I do it I will still not know what I'm doing, no information gained here. You also hurt me that one time and I'm about to attack you for that right now to distract you'.

And when this happens they either expect us to fold under pressure and give them a suspension of disbelief and make ourselves believe that they're just to unbelievably stupid, or they're insulting our intelligence, laughing at us because they think we're stupid. They know exactly what they did, and it if happened to them, there would be no end to the hell they'd raise about it.

[claitea]

breaking free from neotwewy is a very Kieran song i think

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Also, many people are homeless because of drug and/or mental health issues. It's a symptom, not the main problem.

"So you support nationalized healthc-"

I live in the UK. We have the NHS, and still have loads of homeless people and beggars and drug addicts. Heck, I've lived with an idiot who got high on cream chargers.

Also, treatment would cost even more than just giving them money.

Rich people already pay a disproportionately large amount of taxes, and even when Bezos was still CEO, his actual salary was less than $100,000/year, plus another million and a half from other compensation. That's it.

If anyone is not being taxed their 'fair share', it's probably poor people, who often end up paying literally no income tax at all.

"Socialism is the same as populism! Pay no attention to how most avowed socialists hate and still hate America's system, which they explicitly say is not socialism!"

Socialist tries to defend socialism by pointing to something that isn't socialism. Drink a shot.

[sadgirlanthemsblog]

[isawthismeme]

Republicans are eating themselves. Definitely good to run the country though, for sure.

[trexalicious]

A legend in her own mind...🤣

[sher-ee]

1/3 of our country is lost to a cult. This is not an anomaly in the Republican Party.

Critical thinking gone.