#sucking plastic

[crossdresserabbie]

Have You Tried It?

[hellenhighwater]

I was waiting for something and wound up watching part of an episode of the Apprentice UK and discovered a new fun fact about myself: watching people who claim to be good at negotiating fuck up literally the most basic negotiation tactics fills me with a wild animal rage

[starablin]

I've mentionned him in passing in the last costume log blog post as some ill-fated first attempt at a fursuit head, so it's only fair I actually showed him off at some point: here's Uncle Uncanny the Nargacuga in the flesh.

I started him in late 2020 as a little technique-learning project during a time where cons were dead and costume motivation was an all-time low. It's a funky little Nargacuga head all made from scratch! He's lined and everything, and I'd be crazy to call him bad because I know objectively he's a very handsome boy for a first attempt, but he always looked a little... funky. Despite all the flaws though, he was so dang fun to make that he paved the way for the Wurmple partial and other future projects, and was an invaluable learning experience! I'd never bring him out though because the actual WEARING experience is a hot mess. Like, the materials are so bad he's periodically falling apart despite never taking him out to an event. He's so hard to breathe in, too... So back to storage you go! Speaking of, good lord please periodically check your costume storage to make sure everything's a-ok. He's been in the same dry closet as everything else for years and for some reason the plastic bag he's been stored in was just casually FLAKING APART in a sticky, blooming mess (while everything else was just fine, including some other ANCIENT pieces in similar bags) . My hands feel so gross and smell like copper but he's survived just fine, thankfully. Seriously, though. Check your storage.

[theadoringfan]

Uhhh date night?!?!? (made by yours truly)

[yardsards]

periodic reminder to wash out your reusable water bottle if you haven't done that in a while

[iris-drawing-stuff]

I just noticed this and I need to know

[yugiohz]

toga like :3 nomming on ochako's arm hahaha

*bites you*

[pilbugg]

i think lori should go “ohohohoho~!”

[plumslices]

Why are makeup pencils all plastic now. Dont piss me off

[madamemiz]

i am SICK and feel GROSS but at least he's here

[starmist]

One of THEE funniest bits in the entire show to me is in episodes 10 and 11. In ep 10, Mudeok asks Yul to deliver some snacks to Jang Uk

But in the next episode after getting rejected Jang Uk has this conversation with Danggu

Jang Uk had no idea that Yul and Mudeok met up! Meaning Yul very likely did not in fact deliver the snacks she sent for him! Yul hid that he had met up with Mudeok! He really tried to steal a date, failed spectacularly, and hid it! Jealous and petty Yul will never not be funny to me 💀

[crossdresserabbie]

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[talos-stims]

new squishy | my video, link back here if using

[goozeghost]

art request from twitter for @melonnabar :D

[thisperfectmonsoon]

get u a tumblr crush that makes your pussy have a heartbeat when they say the sweetest things

[soaqrudyz]

remembered this tweet i saw forever ago ab soap flashing ppl during mardi gras and now i’m thinking ab soap, undercover, having to listen to two teenagers have a very loud conversation about how upset they are that the baby in king cakes are plastic now instead of sugar