#suckmyass

[rhiannarainn]

You get what you pay for. #lickmytoes #suckmyass #suckmyfeet #eatmyass #eatmypussyright #eatmypussylikeitslunch #eatmypussyout #followme #instagood #instagramers #instagay https://www.instagram.com/p/CfDJ0irufqM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[wizardo-0]

im bored and this is lit 🎸

[tobias404]

procedure: This test involves continuous running between two lines 20m apart in time to recorded beeps. For this reason the test is also often called the 'beep' or 'bleep' test. The participants stand behind one of the lines facing the second line, and begin running when instructed by the recording. The speed at the start is quite slow. The subject continues running between the two lines, turning when signaled by the recorded beeps. After about one minute, a sound indicates an increase in speed, and the beeps will be closer together. This continues each minute (level). If the line is reached before the beep sounds, the subject must wait until the beep sounds before continuing. If the line is not reached before the beep sounds, the subject is given a warning and must continue to run to the line, then turn and try to catch up with the pace within two more ‘beeps’. The subject is given a warning the first time they fail to reach the line (within 2 meters), and eliminated after the second warning.

[ris4awesome]

To my Stoopid Chula, the things you say & do to have me pissing in my pants dying of laughter, i appreciate you like flies on shit. youre a goober head & I love you. Happy birthday Stoopid hooker. #SureJan #TattooDay #DisneyBuddy #OliveGardenFatAsses #FuckThePainAway #Carol #LitLikeAStamp #SmokeyBitch #NoEarsAssBitch #YouDoIt #SuckMyAss #OlafMonie #YesGreg #ComeBackWhenYourePregnant #GeorgeGlass #MovieReferences #HappyBirthdayHooker https://www.instagram.com/p/BrT3K1kBnuyHkbPv8ZZYVfkApljs0CAf7cSEVI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=l3z0qqlohjor

[sphiggs]

Reasons Why Tokyo Ghoul Can Suck My Ass

SPOILERS  (I’ve only seen Season One and Two)

Reason why Tokyo Ghoul can suck my ass Number 1: EVERYONE DIES Number 2: EVERYONE FUCKING DIES Number 3: The ���I wish I didn’t have to fight you” “Me too” bullshit. You don’t have to fight. Like literally just stop. No one’s watching, no one would know. There isn’t any reason for the entire end battle in the first place, so you could just leave each other alone.  Number 4: The entire end battle is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. They sacrificed so many lives to kill the Owl, who wasn’t doing shit. He hadn’t killed anyone in years. They could’ve just left him alone. Instead shit tons of people died for no good reason.  Number 5: The set up that Kaneki was gonna instigate this huge change in the world and the relationship between man and ghoul, and then he’s just like stabbed at the end is incredibly frustrating. If I wanted to see racism win, I would just watch the fucking news, I don’t need a repeat of that shit in my shows. And sometimes good shit does happen, sometimes people change, you don’t have to have everyone perish in the most shitty way possible for it to be realistic or enjoyable. Sometimes I LIKE my tragic characters to win.  Number 6: There are so many loose ends and side plots that are never fully explained or mentioned again past a certain point. I assume it might be different in the manga, but I’m still curious.  Number 7: Did I mention that everyone FUCKING dies? Number 8: The idea that Kaneki had to go with the baddies to get stronger is kind of bizarre, as all he does is cry, get beaten up, and then eat another dead ghoul. He could’ve done that at the coffee shop. Maybe without the eating the dead ghoul part, because that really fucked him up.  Number 9: Mado can suck my dick. Dude was straight up gonna kill a child like damn dude, I don’t care about your tragic past, you don’t kill a kid’s parents, brag about it, then try murder her too. That’s super fucked up.  Number 10: They all die. 

[abendtrot]

i’m boob sweating so much i thought i was fucking lactating

[runningerinds]

Kills me every time

[imnotapimp]

keep pathetic beatniks outta here

[rosestoash-blog]

PSA

listen up you chicken fried chuckle fucks, if a man has a frail ego that is dependent on women to get validation, he is not a piece of shit because of them. it’s because he’s an egg sucking misogynistic shitlord who deserves no love. 

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[samwisekun]

i drew this for my boyfriend, and thought it was cool enough to share with others. i got lazy and didn’t finish it but whatever. 

[sarcasmh3r0]

Ok atheists...

how do parents marry each other if the kids didn't approve? Case closed.

[the--beans]

I swear to God if one more person argues with me on whether or not my work can put Mac Sauce onto their burger I will lose my mind.

We are not McDonald's!

No! We DONT have Mac Sauce! Fuck you!

[westonthewizard]

drew craig tucker  ugly messy art i drew hehehe 

[sunst0rm]

yeehaw

[idc69420]

#mcm #gofuckyourself #cutestuglyfuckiknow #suckmyass #pastrami #thebestmeatonthesandwich #feltcutemightdeletelater https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs6zWPIAoBu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1831plejhmx9i

[godtheblackgoat]

I take my Hacking seriously. So does the PC-devil also, apparently. Trying to install Linux on my two laptops that are alive, and it's not going well. So far, it's been incredibly slow windows, three crashes, a bad Linux distribution that produces an error message everytime you try to install it, slower everything, and now a crash followed by the obligatory 1 hour update of windows. Fuck you, Bill gates! #suckmyass #thismeanswarmate ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ #evilGOD #partille #gothenburg #sverige #sweden #suomi #Finland #undead #gayasfuck #swampmonster #666 #tattoo #tattoos #instamodels #beauty #highfashion #punk #punkasfuck #homersexual #crust As I write this, the shit bucket that is windows claims that I didn't follow the proper shutdown procedures. So it's a 30 minute check of the hard drive. Wonderful. Perhaps I couldn't power down in a way befitting you, because you crashed? Fucking windows. I'm downloading (trying to) a pure Ubuntu. That'll get your motor running. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsbf4GClhMQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ks8zi4tl87tm