#suggestive ish i guess

[static-scribblez]

Why is there so many porn bots in the will wood tag

Like.. hello ladies, I think you lot are lost; we’re not here to pound you against the kitchen floor, we’re here to pound our heads and sob against the kitchen floor

[sapphire-drawings]

BUAHAHAHAHAHA SUGGESTIVE SLENDERMAN FOR YOU HAHAHAHA

I just like him a lot, he's so tall~ The tentacles are a welcomed extra

[shortbreadly]

may as well post valentines pin ups now or i never will

[ratasum]

I'm sorry the name of this achievement is absolutely sending me right now I'm. I misread it three times but even the actual name is hilarious. That was intentional. It HAD to be.

[ghirahimbo]

I got the great eagle bow and it no longer has the blue on it and That specifically made me very emotional. Like I knew they had moved on but I guess I just... Haven't. And the things about the one so desperately wanted to be remembered was the one who got Forgotten it seems. Like. why. WHY. If they at least mentioned his name I would be So Much better but I didn't even get that little. Now I'm just wandering in flight range, listening to the piano and 😭

I mean, I don't know if this makes it better or worse, but Tulin's Great Eagle Bow *does* have the blue, because his version is actually Revali’s bow. Link's doesn't because Teba makes him a new one. I guess I don't begrudge Tulin the opportunity to carry on that legacy, but I do miss having it ;–;

But yes, this game moved on in a way that I really wasn't ready for it to do... though I don't think it would have hit so hard if literally anyone had said Revali's name instead of talking around him in a truly baffling attempt to avoid it. I didn't expect this new game to revolve around the Champions or anything, but like. Some acknowledgment of his existence might have been nice. 🙃

[earthbovndmisfit]

You know what they say: Save a horse, ride a gentleman~ ❤️‍🔥

(months old pic that I don't think I'd posted here before???)

[peacehunted]

Something silly that pops up on my mind sometimes, but

Why does va.sh taking just his coat off remind me of that meme of the Victorian era "stripper" simply lifting her dress enough to reveal her ankles, but the fellas watching still lose their minds from it

Fully dressed? Cool

Shirtless? Alright

No coat? Oh heaven forbid.... 😳😳😳💦

[2impostors]

[tattoo by jenny arcus in wellington, aotearoa new zealand] sat for just over 9 hours of tattooing yesterday to have this done 😵‍💫 the influence of john gaius’s weird macabre laurel crown is probably obvious, but i’ve also always wanted a wreath as long as i’ve been being tattooed, so i combined them.

[zethsnex]

Curiosity got the best of me ☕️

[villainspeech]

@sunhalf asked: It's all very casual — it would probably be a little less so, though not a LOT less so, were she not actually exhausted. Day - three - give - it - up - for - day - three kind of exhausted. But it's very casual, they way Mei comes up behind him, nearly falling into his back, and her arms wrap around his waist and she — nuzzles into him, first the space between his shoulder blades and then against his neck. Then, she says, sleepy but also deadly serious, "Anybody ever tell you...you have great tits."

he knows she's there behind him in the moments before she collapses into his back — his own arms lift just slightly for her to wrap hers around him as she leans into him, and his arms wrap over hers in a comfortable response. red son can tell she's exhausted before she even speaks, her relative silence and contained energy a giveaway.

they expect whining about aforementioned exhaustion, or a near-incoherent sleepy mumble, or anything besides what she ends up saying ——— his body tenses as heat rises to his face and sets his hair aglow. "no," he responds, his tone as carefully enunciated as always — at least she can't see their face right now, because that would certainly break the facade of composure. "i can't say anyone has." there's a beat of silence, his fingers curling a bit more against her arms.

"what i can say, dragon girl, is that you are clearly too tired to be up and about, talking like that." he pulls her arms off of him and turns, or tries to. really, the entire thing feels like he's having to pry her off of him with some physical force on his part and no insignificant amount of mumbling and whining on hers. he clicks his tongue in ( lighthearted ) annoyance as he's finally able to scoop her up into his arms.

"use them as a pillow if you like them so much," he mutters, "but you are going to sleep. so don't bother whining."

[heterochromatica]

@explodcor​ asked:

Katsuki handed his boyfriend a small gift bag. Inside of it was a dick-shaped caramel flavored lollipop. A sly expression was on Katsuki's face as he remarked, "It's for whenever I'm not around and you need a 'piece' of me~"

Shoto took the box, blinking at it in confusion, then at his boyfriend not quite sure what to expect? If Katsuki wasn’t around Shoto would just steal one of his shirts that usually did help for a little while until his boyfriend returned. Well, now he was curious and put the box on his lap to open it. 

Peeking inside caused his cheeks to heat up, startled for a moment. Now that made sense of course. “Thank you..” he half huffed but he wasn’t actually offended of course, maybe even a bit amused. Okay. He could get behind that. Two could play this game. 

Fast forward a couple weeks, they were on patrol, but unfortunately not together, but that was the moment when Shoto remembered the candy. He didn’t even know why he had carried it around all this time. He paused, taking a moment to dig through his hero-suits pockets to find it, while walking into a nearby side-alley to make sure not too many people would see him. 

After he retrieved it he couldn’t help the tiniest of smirks. Unwrapping it was easy enough, he didn’t hesitate to pop it into his mouth. It did taste really amazing but not even close to what Katsuki would taste like. Shoto pushed the disappointment aside and instead unlocked his phone. Camera roll, taking a picture of himself to send to his boyfriend.

The first picture Katsuki received showed Shoto with only the stick poking out between his lips. The second picture though, was very graphically showing off how he pulled the candy out to the tip. The third had him pushing out his tongue, caramel candy just resting on it while the rest of his face was the epitome of innocence. Nothing out of the ordinary to see here. 

The text that followed only said: Missing you. [Location attached]

Nothing else.  Now he had to wait, right?

[ourlittleforever]

Cole and Rem are the type of guys who I'd send out to buy pads/tampons and they'd text me "alright babe, I'm in the pad aisle, what size pussy do you wear"

[beeseverywhen]

if you have hair that you can brush when it's dry without it immediately exponentially increasing in volume, please, please, leave me out of your hair care tips. I really, really don't need to hear your opinion on how often I wash it or the products I use. The conditioner weighing it down and making it greasy is literally not possible. It being heavy is a good thing. No conditioner isn't optional. I'm pleased for you that your bristle brush is working for you! But it can only redistribute oils if you can pull it through the hair to start with.

Trying to give hair care advice to someone based on what you do when they have hair with a completely different texture is like trying to apply cactus care tips to bedding flowers. It's like putting wood polish on aluminium. It literally will not work. Do not comment on my hair routine being high maintenance if you have the option to forgo all hair products and only wash it with water and can still wear it loose. What did people do before conditioner? Well with my hair type they were 100% using oil to moisturise it and they also didn't wear it down.

Its not the same. It's not grown dependent on conditioner over time. It's always been dependent on conditioner to look like this. It can not retain moisture by itself. If I didn't condition it I would have to keep it plaited all the time or it would twist in to itself without any input. It only looks similar enough to your hair that you think your tips will work because I've put in an enormous amount of effort to keep it healthy in spite of me wearing it loose and uncovered most of the time. Your hair looks neat when you brush it and the weather doesn't destroy it, we aren't the same.

[zincbart]

Your Local Band! (Name TBD)

Sketch:

[toastsnaffler]

there's an artist I rly like not naming names but one of their ocs looks EXACTLY like [redacted person ik irl] and it always makes me double take whenever they draw them bc for a second im always like ohhh.. that's them..... but they wouldn't do that... it makes me feel soo strange

[nixii-sabre]

AUGHG I HAVE SOOOOOO MANY THINGS ON MY MIND ALL THE TIME ALL AT ONCE LEMME KEEP TRACK OF ONE THING ONLYYYY PLEAAAS SHSWUHDEDXNWEDEIDM