#summer slasher

[lilithmerlot]

Southern Summer Horror

#this-definitely-takes-place-in-north-carolina-in-my-head

[eukarisparadise]

MH is not my main interest at all, but why not

[looooooooomis]

my fav place 🍃🌲🌙

[poisonoustwyyre]

hehe someone has watched too many camp slashers so now making a terrible summer slasher pathologic au

Dankovsky will die first

[bigforeheadbaddie]

summer horror entry six: psycho III 🧊

~norman bates is challenged by a runaway nun who bares an uncanny resemblance to marion crane. in an attempt to rewrite history, he puts mother away…but not for long~

this movie is horrible. I love it. 5/10 stars!

[doeeyedblythedoll]

Need it to be summer so I can go to the lake alone for 14 days.

[zixah]

[icepack-for-steve]

Don’t mind me, just thinking about a Legend 80s summer slasher au 🥰

[tubesock86]

80s BABY!

[goryhorroor]

horror + slashers

[amomentsescape]

The Slashers React to You Bringing Home a Kitten

A/N: This is purely for fun. I've only included the Slashers I've written fics for so far. But these types of fics tend to put a smile on my face so I'd be happy to write more of these for whoever wants them (for whichever Slashers people want to see too)!

Michael Myers

Probably the most angry of the Slashers included here

He's not going to kill the kitten by any means, but he isn't happy about it being here

It's another mouth to feed, another thing that needs to be quieted

If you're able to keep the kitten quiet and away from Michael, then the killer will more so become indifferent to it

It makes you happy and doesn't bother him? Cool, do what you will

However, if he feels that it's becoming a nuisance, he'd happily leave a door open on "accident"

It was already difficult enough for him to create a bond with you

But with a kitten that can't even talk to him?

Yeah, he'd rather not

Jason Voorhees

Oh my

A cute innocent creature that is super sweet to him?

It's basically just another you

And he likes you, so he immediately likes the kitten

This man wreaks havoc and leaves behind human blood trails all the time

However, he doesn't really want to hurt any animals

These furry creatures have caused him no harm

They never judged him based on his appearance

They were never cruel or bullied him like other people did

In fact, he was fascinated with all sorts of animals as a child

Kittens were no exception

So you come home with a cuddly little cat that enjoys to cuddle up with him?

He'll take it happily

Brahms Heelshire

He's kinda eh with this at first

The house is huge, and it's not like a tiny kitten is going to take up much space here

But what this kitten does take up is more of your attention

And Brahms being Brahms, he starts to become jealous

Your attention went from being solely on him to now being divided with this animal that could clearly fend for itself

You need to feed it, cuddle it, and give it attention?

That's what you should be doing with him

He definitely has a few moments where he debates "getting rid" of the kitten

But then he pictures your crying face and decides against it

But he still considers it from time to time

However, if you are able to turn kitten time into Brahms-and-kitten-time, then he might learn to like it

Animals freak him out slightly since he's not really used to having them around

But he could learn to deal with it eventually

Just make sure you divide up your attention equally

Billy Loomis

He's more of a dog person honestly

But you were swooning and aw-ing over this poor little thing so Billy gave in

You were probably just going to keep nagging him about it anyways

He's definitely like one of those dads that insist they don't want a pet but eventually fall in love with it

Billy will never admit this though

But you can see it

Over the span of a couple weeks, Billy went from just eyeing the kitten to letting it crawl and sleep in his lap

He tries to act all nonchalant about it

But the moment you look away

His eyes are on the kitten and a gentle smile graces his features

Okay so maybe the kitten isn't that bad

But maybe you're just making him all soft

He's secretly not complaining though

Stu Macher

Literally all for it

He loves cats, dogs, hamsters, all animals pretty much

He might honestly become more obsessed over this little kitten than you

He most definitely wants to dress it up like Ghostface

Like are you kidding?

How adorable is that

You can hear loud footsteps in the middle of the night

And when you check, Stu is chasing the kitten back and forth during it's zoomies

Buys (and steals) all sorts of toys for the little thing

Lets it sleep on his chest at night

He's obsessed with this kitten and you

It's like his own little family

And he's honestly super happy with that

Eric Draven

Have you learned anything about Eric?

He loves cats

He does want the kitten and Gabriel to get along though

But if they make quick friends, then great

He plays around with the kitten pretty often

And he's overall just happy to have another something in his life to bring a little joy

The kitten chills with Eric outside while he plays guitar

The only issue is that the kitten would rather spend more time with Eric than you

Tries to play with the crow

The bird just caws annoyedly and flys off

Eric and you both cuddle up at night with the kitten in the middle

It's a pretty relaxing domestic life to be honest

[angelunderheaven]

[bigforeheadbaddie]

summer horror entry seven: friday the 13th (2009) 🏕️

~in search of his missing sister, clay miller joins a group of wild young adults spending a weekend at their friends lake house. the party soon turns into a massacre as clay finds that his sisters potential killer is closer than he thinks~

I actually think that they did a great job with this besides the michael bay-isms that sprinkle uncomfortable misogyny throughout. but even that feels a little on brand for essentially a summary film of the friday the 13th franchise…unfortunately. I would argue that this is better than the original solely because it’s not a snore fest. it can be ridiculous, but at least it’s entertaining and can hold your attention. plus, jason voorhees is the best he’s ever looked in this entry. he looms large over ever victim and seeing him run is terrifying. I also loved the practical explanation they gave for his teleportation and it made me grieve the fact that we never got a platinum dunes halloween remake. if you’re gonna watch any horror movie this summer, let it be this one.

6.5/10

[ellie-makes-mbs]

vintage cryptidcore moodboard for anonymous

[zixah]

[daremna]

horror films are trying too hard these days, we need more low budget cheesy teen slashers