#surely?

[james-spooky]

am i being delusional in expecting to see/hear from sam again wait no don’t answer that

[saurons-pr-department]

*twirling hair around finger* So is there a Mrs God-King, Lord of the World, King of Men, Lord of Mordor?

[catbells-and-summerlinens]

I genuinely wonder if/when I will get sick of this show?? It shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon, but I've also been consuming sooo much of it and related fandom shit that like...eventually I'll have had enough, right? Or maybe no???? Soulmate show that I will just always feel totally obsessed with?????

[wildernessuntothemselves]

Please I hate gyu I hate oc I just want Taehyun to be happy and if he’s happy with oc that’s all I want. I know him and oc aren’t end game but at least I have hope.

Why do tyun supporters think saying this will make me want oc to end up with tyun 😭 like if you hate oc why would give her to your man 😭

[patrice-bergerons]

I've decided to go watch all of us strangers again -- this will be fine right?

[mackmp3]

hi

i think you forgot to send this on anon, but hi eli :D

[yesterdayiwrote]

Wait, I thought McLaren had already given one of Zak’s harem of supertwinks highly sought after drivers a reserve role too?

[horce-divorce]

she was a boy,

he was a girl

can I make it any more obvious?

she was a punk

he did ballet

what more can I say...

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[magnus-rhymes-with-swagness]

hey reminder that connecting humanity is extremely low on esims rn and desperately needs esim donations and also that there are a lot of cool things you can get in exchange for a donation

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.