Warnings: characters are 18+, panty stealing, male masturbation, Sam the panty sniffer.
AN: I'm not the first to think about this and I think about it more than I should! (I mean look at this man and tell me he doesn't steal panties! You can't!)
《 m.list || ao3 》
You and Sam had been friends for years, so when he comes over out of the blue, your mom lets him in without hesitation. She explains that you were out with your dad but would be back shortly and that he could wait for you in your room.
He didn't go in with the intention of stealing them. Hell, it was your fault for forgetting to throw them into the laundry. But when he sees the lacy purple fabric on the ground, he can't help himself. His brain was on autopilot when he grabbed them off the floor and shoved them into the pocket of his jeans. Good thing he was quick about it because less than a second later you were making your way through the door with a smile on your face, excited to see your favorite person.
As soon as he makes it home, this man is doing obscene shit with your panties, smelling them, shoving them in his mouth, wrapping them around his dick while he jacks off only to have the single best orgasms of his life.
After that Sam makes a habit out of stealing your panties, used and unused, he does NOT care. He keeps about four or five pairs at a time, making sure to wash them and put them back every once in a while. As far as he knows, you're oblivious to the missing pieces of clothing.
But you know. Maybe one day you'll say something, but for now, you just let it go. Purposefully leaving out pieces for him every time he comes over.
As always, feedback, likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated!
Taglist: @bimbo-baggins86 (thought you might like this one)💜 @daisydark (you did say anything & everything!)
Just wanna let ya know if you see an account by the name of “faithcheljessop” or in your likes or follow list or just her general posts going around.
Block her.
She’s back. Again.
Florallangel, Angel-of-Darkness, fawn-marshmallowkisses, ladyofedensgate, Breanna, whatever she wants to call herself (though we all know her and her sister as “Swiper 1” and “Swiper 2”), is back as faithcheljessop.
I know this because:
She uses the same formula for her pinned post every goddamn time.
Plus her original account was missing from my blocklist (and likely yours as well) and her AO3 is still the same thing.
If there are people who read this and are not familiar with the “swipers incident” I’d like to direct you to @inafieldofdaisies because they have a post or two in regards to the issue which, yet again, thanks to you and those who spoke up and made awareness for those of us who had not been aware of the sisters intentions.
Anyway, remember to block her and then reblog this post.
‘I Think We’re Going Have To Kill This Guy, Steven’ (Jax and Swiper)
Here’s another ‘comfort character meme’ fanart I made last Tuesday since I saw lots of people doing it including one of my friend, @samumixr. So enjoy! 😁
Jax asking Swiper if they want to kill any guy or something else…
literally laughing SO HARD abt rhaenyra pulling up to dragonstone just like "uncle i know you fucking lied abt getting her pregnant and frankly this temper tantrum of yours is both tedious and a sad cry for attention. do you want to kill me? is that it? it'd be easier on all of us" and daemon just smiling at her as if she made him proud calling his semi-bluff before then scowling at otto and yeeting her the egg. truly if the targs have nothing else, it's an abundance of dragon-sized audacity
just so you know, monkey is my dog!!!!! Yes I will admit it we have copied! And we are truly sorry. All the hate comments isn’t necessary! But we do understand! We have deleted the blogs because we’ve realized what we’ve done. Please, understand this will not happen again.
Dropping these for anyone keeping up with the saga and asking if their accounts are gone for good, etc. My take is: they do not regret any of it, still refuse to admit it's just one person while taking subtle jabs at my post exposing them (ofc you wouldn't agree with something showing your wrongdoings). They also were well-aware they were doing something wrong way before I ever said anything, hence why the constant alt account making and deleting of posts, editing bios, switching faceclaims, you name it. My advice is to still be on the look-out for suspicious accounts following you in the near future, because they have the habit of popping back up.
To whoever is behind this really, I'd say making a new profile and adding a John ship that rips off Sabrina's little sister's name (Savannah Donovan, wrong spelling again, to be sneaky) is another level of low and shows how 'truly sorry' and aware of your actions you are. She is ten years old, for context, and John is the closest she gets to a father. So yeah, fucked all around. Especially since those two are always so precious in their interactions.
You're not sorry because you suddenly realized you did something wrong, just sorry because you got caught and called out. It's why you deleted everything, too. Also, I never thought I'd have to spell it out for ya Swiper, don't be coming into my DMs, asking for help after stealing and trying to rattle me by taking jabs at my characters. You made your bed, now lie in it. It's as simple as that.
Original post that started this for anyone that might need context.