#switch!baby yoda

[comatomato]

its missing Man-dad-lorian hours 🥹✨

Just thought I’d share this here cuz I literally can’t wait for season 3 of tired space dad and his chaos gremlin. Its my comfort show.

Check out more of my art over on Instagram! ✨

[rainbowkirby]

Here are the SFM Pictures Of Ganondorf and his little friend Grogu.

[queenlyfae]

I just know for a fact Din Djarin got his force sensitivity from his mother, no I will not cite my sources on this, this is the way I have spoken

[midnightmoonbeams]

ID Dragon drew a Salmonid going, Ah. queenthano drew Grogu, wan fuit gummy.

November 26th, 2019

[reconstructwriter]

Star Wars Fix-it: The Holonet Edition

The well-bribed algorithms of the Holonet should have relegated Tookruta1387’s clip to the tender hearts of a few friends. The days of spontaneous viral posts – without credits to grease the wheels – died not long after the rise of megacorps in the Republic. But the poster was either lucky or savvy enough to play the algorithms because “Jedi Being Cold” exploded. Screens, conversation, even news. And their post was just the start of a trend…

“Jedi Being Cold”: An old transport ship, frost coating the inside of its windows. A corner swathed in a nest of robes. Within three padawans snuggle together, fast asleep. If they were cats they’d be purring. One is purring despite a lack of feline attributes. A hand nudges them with a datastick, only for it to float away to a cloud of similar items.

“Jedi Being Cold” part 2: A snow-covered lake. One knight finishes sculpting a realistic snow tiger. Two others Force push each other like hocky pucks across the ice. One goes flying towards the statue. An expression of ‘oh crap’. Incredible, Force- assisted acrobatics deftly avoids the sculpture but crashes right into the sculptor in a tangle of limbs, sending them skidding into a snow-bank. The third Jedi pokes their head into the many-limbed hole and gets snowballed for the trouble.

“Jedi Stealing Children”: A child at a slave auction. A robed figure swoops in like a hawk, slicing through chains with their lightsaber and ripping apart cages with the Force. The camera pans to one slaver Force shoved into a cage, clearly furious as the Jedi escapes with a whole crowd of people, many children.

“Jedi Stealing Children” becomes the title for 1287 pictures, clips and gifs before someone adjusts the algorithm. This makes them surprisingly hot commodities on the Dark Holo, especially the one with a Nautolan Master dramatically fleeing the capture attempts of a horde of children – ending in one dramatic arm reaching out as kids bury him

“Jedi As Warmongers”: A young Padawan, blood splattered, has a ‘does it get better’ look on their trembling face as they stare up at their Master. The Master is even grimier and gorier as they gather their Padawan up with an ‘I’m sorry but no’. The Padawan weeps and shakes, burying their face in their Master’s robes, who has silent tears down their face. In the background is a war zone.

“Jedi as Warmongers: part 2” Has war holomovie music playing in the background as the snap-thumm of a lightsaber echoes, vivid blue piercing the dark. The blade raises over something, is brought down…over a block of cheese and loaf of bread. The Jedi padawan gleefully declares: “Grilled Cheese for all!” The sound of sprinting footsteps is heard and a dramatic “Noooo,” from a Jedi Knight.

“Jedi as Warmongers: part 3”: The music has switched to aftermath of war horror, the kitchen looks like a cheese atomic bomb hit. The children are cleaning up and one wipes cheese with bread and pops it in their mouth: “grilled cheese for all!” An adult admonishes “You spit that out right now that’s not sanitary.” In the background the Jedi Knight is doing the same thing.

“Jedi Showing Off” Is Yoda’s contribution to this mess – which is just him going through an entire stack of photo-albums on his previous padawans. He opens the last book to Dooku the Padawan when Dooku the Master barges in: “Stop this indignity immediately!” The camera shows an intense close-up of someone’s palm. “Who even taught you how to operate holo-video? –” feed cuts off.

“Jedi Dignity”: Feed resumes from a different perspective as Master Dooku – previous camera still in hand – gives Yoda and several other watching Jedi a lecture on appropriate Holonet-posting behavior. “Not appropriate baby photos are?” Yoda asks, a card-shark’s spread of pictures with Dooku’s baby face. Dooku yanks them out of Yoda’s hands. “Not without m-the person’s permission!” Does a double-take. “Are you filming –?” Horrified glower. “Mace you traitor!” Video abruptly cuts off. Permanently this time.

Not even algorithm adjustments – and there are clearly several – can stop that from becoming viral. “Mace you traitor!” becomes slang for the latest generation. Mace himself rolls with it. Dooku attempts to entomb himself in the archives until this all blows over.

Actions may speak louder than words but memes speak loudest of all.

[mathitas]

Heyy!! Hope you're doing well, I have a request for a Leo x reader fluff where it shows that Leo's kind of a loser bc people tend to forget about that but I absolutely love that about him

No because I'm always saying that like, that guy's a loser and I love him for it. So sorry I didn't answer to some requests sooner, I checked it now.

Leo Valdez x Gn!Reader

You haven’t seen your boyfriend, Leo, in days. He’s locked himself in his cabin for days, only going out to grab something to eat.

Needless to say, you were worried sick. You knew your boyfriend and his habit of overworking himself, so of course you wanted to check on him. So when he didn’t show up for dinner, you decided to sneak some of his favorite food to make sure he would eat properly.

You were walking towards Leo’s cabin, holding a tray of hot food attentively. You switched all the weight of the tray on one hand as you knocked the door. You hoped one of his siblings was awake, since you knew Leo’s habit of being too absorbed in his work not to hear anything or anyone else.

Luckily, Nyssa opened the door for you.

“Oh, hi,” she says, “are you here to see Leo?”

You nod, showing her the food. 

“He didn’t show up for dinner so I thought I could do something nice for him. I haven’t seen him in some days.” She smiles softly, and it’s barely noticeable. She leaves the door open for you and lets you in as she keeps tinkering with something on her bed.

You close the door behind your back and go check on Leo’s bunk bed.

As expected, he was working.

So you go downstairs, where you knew Leo would be, but you’re surprised when the lights are off and only a slight blue light is visible. Other than that, a faint dialogue can be heard.

You peek slowly, and suddenly you hear the name “Anakin!” being yelled.

Wait– was he?!

You enter the room, and you’re not surprised at what you see.

You knew Leo was working on a new projector; you just didn’t think he’d skip dinner just to watch a Star Wars marathon with it. 

Well, you thought that was relatable.

You smiled at the sight of him; he didn’t notice you were there, as he was too absorbed in the movie.

You sneak up behind him and say:”Revenge of the Sith, huh? Haven’t you seen it at least 10 times already?”

He jumps on his seat and lets out a squeal.

“You scared me!”

“Thank you; I missed you too.” He’s about to say something else, but he just pouts.

“You didn’t eat dinner yet,” you smile, holding out the food for him.

“Oh, dang it! Really? I didn’t even notice…!” He panics, and you laugh.

Then he blushes as he mumbles a soft ‘thank you’.

“Wanna watch them with me? I kinda missed you, you know…” He looks at you, hopefully.

You want to be mad at him; you really do. But how can you say no to this?

So you cuddle up against him as the movie keeps playing.

Then you noticed something by his side.

“Are you watching Star Wars with a Baby Yoda Funko Pop?!”

He laughs too now.

You knew Leo was a true nerd at heart, and you were basically the only person he pulled, ever.

And you loved it, except when he would rather watch Star Wars with a Funko Pop than you.

At least he’s holding you close now, planting soft kisses on your forehead as he eats the food you brought him. 

And you had to admit, you loved moments like this.

[ladystoneboobs]

so i think we in asoiaf fandom should all be agreed that barristan selmy is the westerosi obi-wan kenobi as an exiled knight troubled by past regrets and playing fast and loose with technical truths while sporting a white beard and using an alias barely any different from his actual name. but that's not the only grrm creation with a corresponding george lucas creation....

when maester aemon tells sam of the baby switch only after sam can't understand why gilly is still crying by saying jon's heart just hardened when sam made him lc, as if he had nothing to do with it, he gives me similar vibes to yoda's response when luke asked him if vader was truly his father, being all "rest i need now" trying to use his dying to escape the hard questions. then when yoda finally answers luke he quickly changes the subject to luke's fault in fighting vader before he was ready. i mean i understand why aemon didn't crush sam further by revealing his part in the baby swap plan and all the kill the boy shit, esp when they were all each other had by then. so i guess he can't really be blamed for that, but it is still misleading his protege and shifting blame in a pretty big way. also yoda and aemon are both the oldest naturally living characters in their stories and seen as the wisest too.

then ofc there's jaime lannister as a r-rated luke skywalker, a blond knight actually fucking his sister while knowing they're siblings, son of an evil lord, wearing white when we first meet him, seen as too impatient and hungry for adventure, and then losing his swordhand through a mistake of his father's and having to contend with a beast in a pit when trying to rescue a friend. there's also some of han solo in coming back just in the nick of time for the big rescue after first leaving his traveling companion behind for his own ends, with all that character growth to find something to believe in. but i think jaime would have serious disdain for han's stance that a lightsaber is no match for a good blaster. that's just the sw version of crossbows vs. swords, isn't it?

as for anakin/vader, there are plenty of woobies who could be finding their redemption, but when it comes to also being an effective and fearsome villain, i think only sandor "the hound" clegane really qualifies. (as opposed to jaime repeatedly failing to kill children or theon getting no respect as an ironman or as reek) plus, like anakin, sandor has terrible burn scars, a distinctive and singular helmet later stolen from his grave, wants revenge on the brother who burned him up, and he cries a lot.

darkstar is obviously the jar jar binks of westeros, the character whose appeal was greatly overestimated by the george who created him while most of the fandom simply finds him ridiculous and annoying.

then there's ned stark, a leader who always dresses their best to impress for the occasion, who knows how to govern his home in the outskirts but is out of his depth as a politician in the big city where his ideals are out of place in a corrupt court, trying to prevent a civil war which has already been planned behind everyone's backs for years, and is ever forgiving of a man all too willing to murder children. that's padme, baby.

[medu-nefer]

y'all seemed to quite like the little crocheted ruthari (TY 💘) so i thought maybe some of you would be interested in a few close-ups 👀

(i added some crocheter rambling so feel free to just click on the photo and swipe to skip all that)

i also throught perhaps @careful-silent-still and @hypherr would like to see them too? 👉👈

so. first up, runaan. he has wire inside so he has some degree of movement, but he's also quite stuffed and the movement is unfortunately limited

i've been crocheting for a year, so the idea of coming up with my own patterns for his clothes was terrifying. therefore, i ended up doing just his boots, pants and the vest (it's hot in the silvergrove this time of the year, he doesn't need the shirt or the coat 😅), plus of course the horn cuffs. all accesories are removable of course. the original idea for the pendant was for it to be just one strand with a loop at the end but it didn't look good at all so i switched to something way simpler and more effective)

i suck at embroidery and i hate it but what can you do 🫠

so i made runaan first and he was going to be a little birthday gift to myself, but ofc it'd be criminal to make only him and the plan has always been to make him a little ethari too. i finished him on the 5th so i guess it all ended up being a gift for him 🤣

once i saw his turnarounds, though, it took me quite some time to hype myself up to actually start making him, because it's so many different clothes with no existing patterns and they're all so detailed (runaan's were too but i had gained some confidence while making him and wanted to work on ethari properly) 😩 still, i somehow did it.

i did change the flap of fabric hanging from his belt as i had no way of making a smooth ombre transition from purple to dark turquoise like he actually has it - so instead of 2 jarring colours, it's 4 jarring colours 😂 and i also didn't do the embroidery on that part and it made me very happy - especially since there was plenty of embroidery i couldn't skip

and just like with runaan, all of his articles of clothing are removable (the flap is sewn onto the belt, and the green patches are sewn onto the boots but other than that, everything is separate)

there is, however, one issue 😅 i think it stems from a couple of choices i made: 1. i used a different, slightly thicker type of yarn for ethari's body than i did for runaan; 2. i used a 3,0 mm hook instead of 2,5 mm; and 3. i messed up the patterns for ethari's limbs (i did them in rounds instead of rows; it was late and i was tired and by the time i realised that, i was on the 3rd one & couldn't be bothered to scrap them all - which i probably should have done XD oh well).

the first 2 choices were deliberate as ethari is canonically a little bit taller than runaan, but umm...

let's just assume elves grow until they're 40 or so, and so after 2 years in the coin, runaan stayed behind 😅

oh, and i also wanted them to be able to hold hands so they have magnets in their hands but in the end, they weren't strong enough to still work through two layers of yarn ☹️ i guess i could still use a little clasp but we'll see about that

so yeah. here they are 😊

P.S. please enjoy runaan at his baby yoda phase:

[mandos-mind-trick]

I'm forever grateful for this fandom

I've been meaning to post something like this for a while. I debated doing it during my next follower milestone (which is very close) but today just felt right.

I've been in a funky place these last few weeks due to a lot of things going on, and this time of year is always a struggle for me. I'm feeling better now, putting aside how today makes me feel, and some things have happened that are going to continue to make things improve slowly but surely.

Today marks twelve years since my mom's death. She died of colon cancer, which the diagnosis for came on rather suddenly and traumatically (that's a story in itself) and she fought for two years before finally succumbing to it on August 14, 2011. I was only 15 when it happened, sitting across the room from her when she took her last breath.

She and I were very close. I was a surprise child, born about 20 years after my siblings so I was raised as an only child. My mom was everything to me since my dad took on the more stereotypical gender role of working all day. (I was close with my dad but not nearly like I was with my mom.) My mom was the glue that held our family together and her getting sick and then ultimately passing really took its toll on my family, and me.

My mom was the one that introduced me to Star Wars. She loved the movies. She went and saw the original trilogy when they came out in theaters, and she instilled that love into my siblings and I. I still remember the day when she finally let me watch The Phantom Menace. I think it sticks out to me because if you had known her, you wouldn't have thought Star Wars would be something she was into. We went and saw the two remaining prequel trilogy movies when they came out in theaters and even the Clone Wars movie (the last one to come out before she got sick) and it was just so special that we shared this thing as a family that we all loved.

I didn't watch Star Wars for ten years after she died.

I rebuked anything and everything that had to do with Star Wars. Every new movie, every new show that came out, all I could think was how much she would have loved it (even the sequel trilogy.) I tried so hard to hate Star Wars because every time I saw anything related to it, it just brought up all those horrible feelings. The pain and grief of losing my mom and in a way I felt like I was betraying her because she'll never get to watch Star Wars again.

I don't really know what changed my mind. I honestly couldn't tell you what switched, what caused me to risk dipping my toe back into the world of Star Wars. Maybe it was all the Baby Yoda memes.

I decided early last year that I was going to watch The Mandalorian. It felt like a safe place to start since there were no emotions attached to it like other things. Also, I've been in love with Pedro since Game of Thrones so that also helped. Watching it, it didn't really feel like Star Wars, but at the same time, it reignited the feelings I used to get watching it with my mom. It took me a long time to watch the first two seasons (the only two that were out a that time) but I'm glad I did it. I went back after I finished those and rewatched the prequels and decided I was going to watch the Clone Wars show. I never really got into it when it was on TV, since I was reaching that stage of pubescence where I was trying to distance myself from anything that felt too childish.

Well, long story short, here I am now. The Mandalorian helped me ease myself back into the world of Star Wars, and the Clone Wars dunked me in head first.

I still think about it, I still think about her when I watch things. It's less painful now and more bittersweet. There's a sense of melancholy underneath everything that just kind of sits there. It never goes away, but sometimes it gets buried enough I don't feel it.

I certainly don't regret coming back to Star Wars. I certainly don't regret getting involved in the fandom side of things. When I decided to watch Star Wars again, I was sort of flailing between fandoms. That awkward spot when you leave one and have to find something else to occupy your every waking (and sleeping) moment. I had just left Marvel due to a toxic friendship (that's a whole other thing in itself) and had briefly jumped into Kpop (I still love Kpop but yikes at the fandom side.) I needed something and Star Wars decided to be that thing.

I didn't plan on getting so involved with the clones. I originally started this blog as a Mando blog (hence the name) and my first Star Wars fics were Mando fics. A lot of them have never seen the light of day and probably won't and that's okay. I hadn't realized, even when I first started getting into the fandom, that there was such a community centered around the clones. I remember when the Clone Wars movie came out, I desperately searched for any fics related to the clones, and there was nothing. So to return fourteen years after searching to find an entire fandom based around the clones...it was a bit unbelievable.

I'm so glad I found this place and eventually became active within it. Y'all have helped me more than I can ever say. I went from debating quitting writing entirely to enjoying it again. I'm writing like I did seven/eight years ago. It no longer feels forced, like I'm forcing myself to write so I don't lose my ability. I like what I'm writing. I'm proud of it. Y'all have helped me get over the impostor syndrome, the hatred I used to have for my writing. I can look at my works and feel confident in them because I know that they're good and I believe that they're good. That confidence and positivity has translated into other areas of my life. I still struggle sometimes, I still question myself, but it's never to the end of "I should quit because this is utter garbage" anymore. (When I say my writing is trash now, it's coming from a joking place, not a serious one.)

A lot of that growth has come from me and the work I've been doing, but you all have had a hand in it. I'm so grateful for all of you, from the silent readers to the dedicated commenters. You've helped me in so many ways. I'm not going anywhere, no matter how bad things get. I may have to take breaks but I'll always come back here because I have a reason to. You're stuck with me for the long haul.

I'm so glad I found my love of Star Wars again. I'm so glad I decided to engage in this fandom space. You're all so special to me and I love each and every one of you and I am so thankful for you. I can only continue to repay you with my writing and my unhinged thots.

[malwarewolf-mocs]

Rating Yoda Minifigs Because I have Nothing Better To Do

There have been a number of Lego Yoda minifigs over the years, and I’m going to rate them. My criteria is more or less “does this minifig represent the Yoda puppet from the original trilogy well”

Basically I think a good Yoda minifig should look like this:

Let’s get into it.

- Original Yoda

Item number: sw0051

Released: 2002-2005

Appears in 4 sets

Rating: 6/10

This is the only Yoda that gets the stoned eyes right.

Points off for lack of face printing but. It was early in the Lego-Lucasfilm partnership.

The CORRECT shade of green, thank you

legoyodadying.wav

- Clone Wars Yoda

Item number: sw0219

Released: 2009-2011

Appears in 2 sets

Rating: 3/10

as with most Clone Wars figures, yikes.

It can see my soul

There are a couple different variations of this fig, but they all have the all-seeing eyes and weird proportions

This one gets points for giving him hair but that's about the only good thing I can say about it

- Olive Yoda

Item number: sw707

Released: 2016-2019

Appears in 2 sets

Rating: 8/10

friend

just a guy

looks like a muppet

Eyes are weird again, and I feel like they switched to the wrong shade of green personally.

- Olive Yoda w/ Belt

Item number: sw0906

Released: 2018-2022

Appears in 2 sets

Rating: 9/10

That's him! That's Yoda!

Panpipes printing absolutely essential

I can't even complain about the shade of green or eyes that's YODA BABEY!!!!

and lastly.

- Whatever the hell this is my bionicle buddies told me about when I mentioned I was rating Yoda minifigs that just got released

Item number: who cares

Released: Literally today

Appears in that one new set about that star wars cocomelon ripoff for babies

Rating: -47/10

Literally what is that

Why is he MORE green (okay I know they use brighter colors on +4 sets to make them more appealing to kids but STILL they could've used the olive colors it would've been fine???)

He looks like the little green aliens from Toy Story help

Is that literally master wu's gi torso or am I tweaking

That's it for now, I may do more of these because they're fun.

[dinluke-ao3feed]

I Know Your Name As Mine

Read it on https://archiveofourown.org/works/55663927 by thisisbalderdash Din Djarin has taken his helmet off for his son, and now it doesn't provide the same comfort it once did, the weight of the beskar sinking into his skin. When Luke Skywalker shows up with a proposition, Din is eager both to see his son again, and to find comfort in something other than his Creed. Words: 1410, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Din Djarin, Luke Skywalker, Grogu | Baby Yoda Relationships: Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker Additional Tags: Crisis of Faith, Din Djarin Has A Competence Kink, Gay Disaster Luke Skywalker, Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Switch Luke Skywalker, Switch Din Djarin

[spikedlynx]

You know, I think Hero really is a hero. Like even if Mod introduced a name for her, I don’t think we’d make a switch to calling her that name. Unless we saw RGB get a ‘new’ hero. But even then, I think we’d prolly still have a lot of posts calling her Hero after that point. Think of the Mandalorian and how many ppl still refer to Grogu as Baby Yoda despite the fact that his name was revealed fairly soon in the series.

Also, on Invetweens 371, Time says this:

And we do. RBG told us Hero was the protagonist by virtue of us understanding basic story roles. Plus by us only being able to call her Hero, it further cements the idea that Hero is exactly that, a hero for our story on a subconscious level.

So yeah. I do believe that Hero can’t go back because we as a fandom truly believe that she is the Hero. We’ve watched her grow and change over years, we are deeply attached to her.

[burnwater13]

Grogu sometimes wondered whether or not the Armorer actually liked Din Djarin. Sure, he was grateful at getting a protector and a dad out of their deal, but with time and distance came objectivity. It sure seemed like she was sending him on a wild tauntaun chase. 

Grogu didn’t even know what ‘kind’ he was. Being a former Jedi youngling wasn’t a ‘kind’. It was more like a status. You start as a youngling, full of ideas and energy. Then you are selected as a padawan, which honestly meant you were now full of fear, second hand embarrassment, and still a lot of energy. 

After that, with hard work and the ability to put up with your Master, you become a Knight. If you’re lucky, which meant having good timing and better than average skills, you became a Master, so you could be annoyed by a youngster who thought you were old and out of touch while you tried to teach them the skills that would help keep them alive in a fairly chaotic galaxy.  

At least, that’s how Master Kenobi explained it once when he was talking to Master Beq in the Arboretum at the Jedi Temple. They weren’t alone of course. Grogu was there. Hiding. 

A trick that he and Ian had cooked up had literally boiled over and he was hoping that the Master in charge of provisions didn’t come to the Arboretum looking for them. Grogu was pretty sure that Ian had climbed the Life tree and he wished he’d been quick enough to do that. 

Instead he was stuck right there, under the bench, listening to the two Jedi masters natter on about how hard it was raising young people to be old people. Of course, that was the problem. Young people didn’t want to be old people. At least not yet. They wanted to take some time and get there when they got there. It was one thing no youngling was impatient about. 

It took all of Grogu’s self control not to laugh at them when they complained about their padawans complaining about carrying their cloaks everywhere. 

“Anakin just refuses to do it. I’ve lost so many cloaks that way.” Master Kenobi has been more sad than irritated. 

“At least Anakin knows his way around a lightsaber. My last padawan practically skewered me with his when I simply asked him to hand it to me. I’ve asked Master Yoda if I might switch to managing the younglings. At least they don’t have access to weapons.”

Master Beq had not met Ian by then, but then how were any of them to know that Ian could find a weapon literally anywhere and they should have thought twice about assigning him kitchen duty.

“If he does, just be careful around Grogu. Everyone thinks he’s a baby, but he’s not. He sees everything and then he tests it out with that friend of his, Ian. I don’t even know who brought the two of them here. I can’t be blamed for that.”

Grogu was about to protest that Obi-Wan was being unfair, when a very aggravated Jedi stomped into the quiet space and stormed right up to them. 

“Have either of you seen that pair of menaces? They’ve made a huge mess in my stockroom and I want them both to sort it out.” 

“Menaces? I suppose you mean Anakin and ?” Obi-Wan asked.

“Anakin? No. He’s fine. He never goes near the place. I mean Ian and his little green friend.” The other Jedi grumbled as if Obi-Wan was being deliberately obtuse.

“Ah, I believe they were assigned to collect trash in the central park as part of a new ‘Give back to Coruscant’ initiative that the Council has undertaken. Perhaps if you go there, you’ll find them.”  Obi-Wan’s voice was kind and consoling and Grogu wondered at the time if he would ever learn to lie like that. 

When the irate Jedi left the Arboretum, Grogu heard Master Obi-Wan chuckle.

“Alright Grogu. You can come out now. I can hear your stomach growling.”

Grogu had trudged out of hiding and smiled a little sadly at the two Jedi who were now looking at him so intently. 

“This is half of our most dynamic duo, Master Beq. If you start to manage the younglings, this is who you will need to keep an eye on. All the time.”

Obi-Wan’s voice hadn’t changed in tone and Grogu wondered if he was trying to trick the younger Master. 

Years later, he’d been able to ask the Jedi Master that question and Obi-Wan had replied that everyone needed a break once in a while. Even a Jedi Master. 

Perhaps that’s what the Armorer needed. A break. Grogu expected that Mandalorians were a lot like he and Ian had been at the Jedi Temple. Always up to something and eager to find the next problem, even if they couldn’t solve it. 

Now that was a funny thought. Grogu hadn’t found a problem yet that his Mandalorian couldn’t solve, but maybe someday he wouldn’t have his weapons handy and would have to do solve them a different way.  

[no-stupid-questions-official]

I'm writing a letter to my dad to hopefully get him to start using my correct name and pronouns instead of just using they/them (which I don't use) and calling me "the child" (after Baby Yoda, a character I have no interest in), does anyone have any tips on how to structure or even start the letter?

I figure if he can change to they/them and "the child", he should be able to change to he/him and my actual name, but I'm not sure how to phrase that in a constructive way.

He said years ago that he doesn't "agree" with what I'm doing, but everyone else in my family (except his dad, who I've cut off) has switched over now n I'm tired of him being the only one like this, so any help at all would be wonderful

-

[ohanny]

another friday, another cutie pie episode! so here are my thoughts while watching the second episode:

kuea is absolutely not me because i would never check my email first thing in the morning, notifs be damned

also even if i did get good news, i would not have the energy to throw a full "blackpink in your area" on top of my bed

kuea: oh yes, i am a bit... sore lian: ¬‿¬

ugh, why can't you just talk to this man who just happens to be a supportive, relatively mentally stable, functioning adult who dresses nice, cooks you food, pulls out your chair and YOU ACT LIKE THE RETURNING HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPION OF 2022

lian: if you need help, you can always tell me me: IF ONLY

nonetheless, i've had a boyfriend for a decade and i feel as single as the last crushed pringle at the bottom of the tube of doom when zee looks at nunew

kuea, a lying liar who lies: kon diao texted me lian: i love you me: KUEA DO YOU FEEL EVEN A LIL BAD???

i love the mission impossible theme tune

nong diao squared ready to cover up crimes

yi can smell bullshit a mile away but unfortunately for him, he's also a weak victorian bitch who gets flustered by a cheek touch from a twink he (alledgedly) fucked in his car just last week

JUST SHOW ME PERTH YOU COWARDS chapter 2

diao is a good friend with a good brain cell. we all need a diao.

kuea: i have a lot to think about. me: you also have a lo to TALK about goddammit

meanwhile poor lian is just trying to plan his barbie dream wedding, oh dear

yi is here to be the best man but also to watch the world burn.

kon diao loves lists. kon diao is me.

the world does not deserve diao. this show certainly doesnt. if he was running it, again, it would be 5 minutes long. well, maybe 15. he would keep all the spicy bits.

this beauty clinic is totally not the sponsor of this series.

the totally not sponsoring intensifies

"how do i look?" EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOU DID 30 SECONDS AGO YOU BABY SKINNED MOCHI OF PERFECTION

i will never not mishear this as "cosmic-exo entertainment" and i am not sorry

uh-oh, their barbie dream weddings are NOT the same

lsakjfkasljfafj a nuer x syn intermission! and nuer has a less questionable shirt on!

you two (ಥ﹏ಥ)

but props to syn never hiding his intentions and props to nuer respecting his choices even if they make him a sad boy. SOME PEOPLE could never

hia yi is eternal suffering personified even at a cake tasting and quickly becoming my favourite.

foei: oh is it too crowded? do we need more room? the gays: *offended*

salaldkjf i am catching vibes. pls tell me they will grey's anatomy this and diao and yi will end up getting married in the barbie dream wedding horror show while kuea and lian elope in korea

"you can make the final decision" says lian, not having any idea they like the polar opposite things.

he is a smooth bastard though. "ah yes, my favourite wedding singer will be too busy being my husband"

"oh no, how will our suits match if we cannot see them?" you dumbo, you have kon diao, the wedding planner extraordinaire. he has a list for that.

diao has been calling out bullshit since birth at this point.

yi: ah yes, they are so compatible. diao: dude, they can't agree on anything. yi: which is not my problem.

yi really be like "pfffft, let them talk it out between them" as if we have time to be here for the next ten years. he really couldn't give less fucks, lol

DIAO LEGIT IS LIKE IZZIE PLANNING MERDER'S WEDDING

how can he answer cosmic-exo in that suit. go change.

oh, the straights are at it again

lian: thank you yi: oh, you already picked a suit? lian: yes yi: wow, i am so helpful. you are blessed to have me tolerate you.

i love how nunew's voice gets so much deeper when he switches to english

IF ONLY YOU WERE THAT EXCITED ABOUT YOUR OWN WEDDING

kuea: what should i do? me screaming at my tv: TALK TO YOUR MAN

diao is seriously like baby yoda and syn doesn't need to become a monk. he just needs to hang out with diao more for some deep wisdom and then keep living in sin.

nuer is a sweet understanding angel and syn is a pouty baby and i could watch these two forever

"it's our wedding, not just mine." except you have NO IDEA you're not getting your wedding but an industrial scale keerati legacy production

yi: see? they're totally on the same page diao: ...

who is this random laxatives lady and why does she look like she's about to place a curse on kuea?

lian: you pick kuea: i am fine with everything narrator: he was not, in fact, fine with anything

diao turn of the tap for fucks sake, it is very obvious you are not paying your own bills in this economy

diao: my dog is so smart yi: your dog is literally an idiot

oh god here we have hia yi talk about marriage and kasdjflkafj they might kiss and i can't believe i am about to say this but at this point diao needs to worry about me cooking that cockblocking dog :D

WE HAVE A STAIRCASE WITH A HAND RAIL? IN A BL?!?!?!

lian: *trying* kuea: cosmic-exo is calling, byeee

look at his sad eyes, he KNOWS

"why am i talking to a doll?" BECAUSE IT IS MORE LIKELY TO HAVE AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION WITH YOU. you deserve better, boo.

lian: aren't you kirin already kuea: but i could be cosmic-exo kirin in korea. lian: okay. kuea: ... wait what?

OH FUCK SCREW THE WEDDING WAS THAT PERTH I JUST SAW?!?!?!?

[ivy-xvioletx]

“Q&A’s”

100 Best 'Would You Rather' Questions In Ranking Order 👻

1. Would you rather be a genius and know everything or be amazing at any activity you tried?

2. Would you rather dine alone or watch a good movie by yourself?

3. Would you rather end world hunger or stop crime all over the United States?

4. Would you rather wear pants 3 sizes too big or shoes 3 sizes too small?

5. Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren?

6. Would you rather lose your ability to speak or the ability to hear for your entire life?

7. Would you rather experience the world beginning or ending?

8. Would you rather have more money or more time?

9. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

10. Would you rather work more hours a day, but have longer weekends or work fewer hours a day with more workdays?

11. Would you rather live by “Hakuna Matata” or “YOLO”?

12. Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?

13. Would you rather eat only cheese for 1 year or not be able to eat cheese for 1 year?

14. Would rather have 100 duck-sized elephants or 1 elephant-sized duck?

15. Would you rather wear a clown wig or clown shoes every day?

16. Would you rather be insulted by Gordon Ramsay for 10 seconds or receive unlimited text messages from Donald Trump for 10 days?

17. Would you rather always have a mullet haircut or a ponytail haircut?

18. Would you rather be without elbows or knees?

19. Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?

20. Would you rather be a clown who distracts the bull or the cowboy who rides the bull?

21. Would you rather get married to a zombie or give birth to a zombie?

22. Would you rather have baby vomit on you or vomit on a baby?

23. Would you rather get your wisdom teeth pulled or your butt cheeks pierced?

24. Would you rather use boiling water as eye drops or gargle with sour milk?

25. Would you rather be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on?

26. Would you rather drink water from a vase that has 2-week old flowers, or eat a giant 3-foot spiderweb?

27. Would you rather eat a stranger's toenails clippings once a week or have everything smell like rotten eggs?

28. Would you rather pee through your mouth every time or have your best friend pee into your mouth one time?

29. Would you rather be a tissue paper or toilet paper?

30. Would you rather eat a dead pigeon or eat a dead dove?

31. Would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you’re told?

32. Would you rather lose all of the money you've earned this year or lose all of the memories you've gained this year?

33. Always hit a red light for the rest of your life or always get slow internet after the sun goes down?

34. Would you rather know how you will die or when you will die?

35. Would you rather ace a job interview at your dream job or go on a date with the hottest person you know?

36. Would you rather know the world’s secrets or live ignorantly forever?

37. Would you rather speak to animals or know other people’s thoughts?

38. Would you rather live in a real haunted house or in the middle of a dessert?

39. Would you rather be the person who flips the switch during executions or be the judge who decides who should be executed?

40. Would you rather always have the urge to pee or have to always wear a diaper?

41. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?

42. Would you rather be super strong or have x ray vision?

43. Would you rather master a musical instrument or have a photographic memory?

44. Would you rather be always cold or always hot?

45. Would you rather be the smartest person or the funniest person?

46. Would you rather be attacked by an insane murderer or be given a million dollars every day for the rest of your life?

47. Would you rather get a paper cut every time you read a book or get a free pair of Jordans?

48. Would you rather become an unknown superhero or a famous average person in history books?

49. Would you rather have your own robot or a private jet?

50. Would you rather be in a ballet class or a salsa class?

51. Would you rather have an extra toe or extra finger?

52. Would you rather the aliens that make first contact be robotic or organic?

53. Would you rather have a pet skunk that sprayed you once a month or a pet porcupine that quilled you once a month?

54. Would you rather have an odd-shaped nose or odd-shaped ears?

55. Would you rather have a daughter have Hulk powers or a son with Beyonce’s talent?

56. Would you rather still be bathed in maple syrup by your mother or by your grandmother?

57. Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?

58. Would you rather have small bad things happen to you for a month or one bad thing happen to you?

59. Would you rather be get trapped inside a video game or have that video game come to life in the real world?

60. Lose access to social media or Free wi fi for the rest of your life?

61. Would you rather have a horses tail or a unicorn horn?

62. Would you rather sneeze chocolate or have your tears taste like cheese?

63. Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard?

64. Would you rather it rain marshmallows or skittles?

65. Would you rather have the ability to fly or be invisible?

66. Would you rather be the world’s best actress or singer?

67. Would you rather have cookies or cake?

68. Would you rather have good grades or be good at sports?

69. Would you rather go to the amusement park or spend a day with your favorite cartoon character?

70. Would you rather become 5 years older or 2 years younger?

71. Would you rather do something you love and make just enough money to get by or do something you hate but make billions of dollars?

72. Would you rather have a terrible boss but a great job or a great boss but a terrible job?

73. Would you rather have a job where you talk to people all day or a job where you stay at your desk by yourself all day?

74. Would you rather live in New York City or London?

75. Would you rather go for a company with thousands of staff or go for a company with just a few hundred staff?

76. Would you rather have a 10-hour dinner with a headstrong politician from an opposing party, or attend a 10-hour concert for a music group you detest?

77. Would you rather be poor and work at a job you love, or rich and work at a job you hate?

78. Would you rather be your own boss or work for someone else?

79. Would you rather be in your pajamas or a suit all day every day?

80. Would you rather have a physical meeting with other coworkers or have an online meeting with other coworkers?

81. Would you rather stay in or go out for a date?

82. Would you rather meet your partner’s siblings first or their closest friends first?

83. Would you rather only be able to have one child, or have to have seven?

84. Would you rather go to a bar, a club, a house party for a good time, or just stay home for quiet TV dinners?

85. Would you rather find true love for 1 year or be in a stale relationship for 100 years?

86. Would you rather be stuck with your spouse in a tree house or in a tent on a rainy day?

87. Would you rather work a morally questionable job that makes a lot of money or a job that helps a lot of people but doesn’t make much money?

88. Would you rather have date night every week or date night every month?

89. Would you rather make a huge salary but have to give everything above minimum wage to charity, or have a mid-range salary and be able to spend it on whatever you want?

90. Would you rather have a lover who’s obsessed with pets or one who doesn’t like pets?

91. Would you rather chew a raw onion for 10 minutes or two raw heads of garlic for 30 minutes?

92. Would you rather have to eat one jar of jam every day for 10 years, or never be able to eat bread for 20 years?

93. Would you rather have the only beverage you can drink be water or the only food you can eat be a salad?

94. Would you rather have cheddar popcorn or popcorn with movie theatre butter?

95. Would you rather have cake or cookies for dessert?

96. Would you rather live in a world with no caffeine or a world with only raw food?

97. Would you rather eat pizza or ice cream as your own meal for the rest of your life?

98. Would you rather be vegetarian or carnivorous?

99. If it meant you could save pizza or spicy food from extinction?

100. If you were responsible for choosing whether the world would have bagels or doughnuts, which one would you choose?