#switch mr hippo

[gamequeenanya]

Tickletober Day 19: Revenge - (Switch Mr. Hippo, Switch Orville.)

Summary: During one of Mr. Hippo’s speeches, he remembers some trickery bestowed upon him and decides to take his revenge. Their captive audience member is amused.

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"So you see, there I was..." Mr Hippo drawled in his usual way. "Out there on a picnic with Orville, when suddenly Orville pointed to something in the sky. I followed his finger and I saw it was a simple Blue Jay. Yeah, it was quite pretty. I could look at it all day... But you see, I was in the middle of eating a sandwich. And when I looked back into my hands, the sandwich was gone!" He said, recounting his surprise.

I noticed that him walk over to the prize counter and drag Orville back into the office. Orville looked a little nervous. Knowing what was about to happen, I smirked. Well, as long as I was here, I may as well be entertained!

Mr. Hippo grinned at Orville. "Right. You remember that Orville, don't you...?" His fingers fluttered slightly at his sides. Orville jumped, refusing to let out a sound. "Oh, don't you know...? Orville's very ticklish. You should have seen him that Sunday when we went bowling. After a losing streak, I wanted to find a way to cheer him up. I playfully poked him, and imagine my reaction when he yelped and jumped ten feet in the air! The rest is history.”

I chuckled to myself. These two would never get old.

"EEEEEEEEE! HEEHEHEEHEHEHEEAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!" Orville shrieked as Mr. Hippo got his underarms. "NOHOHOHOOT THEEHEHEHEHERE!!!"

"Heh-heh. He's got you now!" I teased in a low tone.

"NOHHOHOHOOHOOOOOOOOOHOOOO!" Orville whined, laughing and thrashing in his friend's grip.

"Oh, just try to turn the tables Orville! You know I'm barely ticklish!" Mr. Hippo chuckled.

"Oh yes...? But you're still ticklish somewhere!" He shot back, reaching and tickling in any place he could reach. Trying his ribs, sides, and underarms.

"Heheheheehee! Nice try, Orville!" Mr. Hippo smiled, getting Orville's belly.

"EEHEEHEHEHHEEEHEE! NOHOHO FAIHIHIHIIHIHIR!"

Suddenly Orville brushed his fingers along his neck and Mr. Hippo squeaked. "EHEHEHEEHEHEHHEHEHEEEEEE!! WAHAHHAHAAHAIT!"

"I’ve found your weak spot!" Orville chuckled, and continued brushing his fingers along his neck. "Now let's see: where else might you be ticklish? Perhaps... Your belly? Or your hips? Or your feet?"

As he tickled every spot he mentioned, Mr. Hippo laughed, the dam already broken. It was impossible to tell how sensitive those areas really were.

"HEHEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE! COHOHOOHME OHOHOHOOHON OHOHOHOHRVILLE!"

Watching the two silly robots, I laughed and sat back in my chair, munching on the provided popcorn. While this would be a long eternity, I made sure to cherish any and all breaks I could get.

[cellarspider]

23/?? Characterization speedrun

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We return to a movie that exposits with all the grace of an inebriated hippo on rollerskates, Prometheus.

Y’know, I have a soft spot for the first movie adaptation of Silent Hill (2006). Yes, we're tangenting to talk about something else I like better, but I swear it's for a purpose.

It mostly sticks to the first game’s content, meaning it limits the number of themes it has to handle. It makes some alterations that affect its interpretation–it switches the gender of the protagonist, alters the religious elements, cuts out the bit where you basically fight Baphomet at the end of the game, but that always felt weird anyway. And, of course, there’s a required appearance by a certain tetrahedron lad, reanalyzed as a punitive figure turned outward on the world rather than inward toward the person that conjured him. I’ll allow it, partly because I saw it when I was a teenager and I thought he was badass.

But what it really nails camerawork, creature effects, and set design. So much so that a lot of the visuals of following games lifted from creative decisions made for the movie. The Silent Hill movie is more a thing of vibes than anything else, and the vibes are appropriately awful.

[Video description: Rose (Radha Mitchell) and Cybil (Laurie Holden) encounter a Lying Figure (Michael Cota), AKA Armless Man or Straightjacket. There’s only a tiny amount of CG here. It was pretty much all Cota’s unnerving shuffle and his willingness to be shoved into blinding, deafening, arm-tying monster-bondage with a breathing tube hidden around butt-height.. We salute you, Mr. Cota, possibly with our feet.]

But where the movie trips and falls is right near the end, where the vibes screech to a halt so that the movie can sit you down and explain the backstory that it already intimated throughout the rest of the runtime.

On a totally unrelated note, Janek has something to tell Shaw.

This barren moon, believe it or not, isn’t the Engineers’ homeworld. Y’don’t say.

You know what would’ve been a better way to set this up? Have somebody ask “hey, there’s nothing but rocks and ominous buildings here. What gives?”, but they literally never do. Not even the biologist, who does no biology in the movie. The geologist, who also doesn’t do any geology, doesn’t note, say, a lack of siltstone that’d indicate running water, no coal of any kind that’d indicate previous growth of plant matter, no signs of oil or natural gas deposits derived from ancient microbes. Lord knows the poor bastards weren’t swamped with work before the script ate them.

But no, there’s no questioning of this. Shaw dictates in her notes “Was there an outbreak here?”, after exploding the head. But that’s it. No, we leave it to Idris Elba explain, as seriously and as military guy-ily as he can. This is a weapons lab or depot, something went wrong here, Janek’s going to do a self-sacrifice if it seems like the weapon might get to Earth. He even says the weapons are in “those vases”, in case you didn’t notice them before.

Consider: Principle photography for Prometheus was done in 2011, from March 21 to June 10 (cite 1). On November 14, Filming began for Pacific Rim, in which Idris Elba gots to play a serious self-sacrificing military guy with the exact same mustache who has an actual character arc, AND was allowed to use his actual accent.

In Prometheus, Janek apparently had more characterization planned, but it was stripped entirely away until all you’re left is a christmas tree, a plot-mandated laxity in keeping track of passengers, and incomprehensible flirting with Vickers. On balance, that’s more than pretty much everyone else gets, but at the same time, what does that tell us? We are left with a man who’s going to pull a heroic sacrifice, essentially because he’s the only other character we know about.

In cut material, Janek was originally going to give a sympathy monologue to Vickers after she killed Holloway, about a traumatic event in his military career: he watched a bioweapons lab suffer a breach that ended with its destruction. That was cut. His motivation was cut. And more, too, you can see the ragged edges of the script. 

“Right, ‘all you do is fly the ship,’” quotes an exasperated Shaw. “That’s right,” says Janek, who told Vickers that in a cut scene.

Despite these pieces missing, I haven’t been drawing on them very often. Why? Because the movie was still full of baffling decisions, regardless of how they edited it down. The movie that’s shot never looks like what gets shown in theaters, but it is still a representative sample of the material, one that was prepared for us to watch.

While Janek’s entire motivation fell off him in the editing room, Vickers gets undermined by what they did keep. Turns out she’s not just nasty to her employees, she’s nasty to her boss as well, because he’s her dad. She’s presented as obsessed with making sure he dies, which, fair, we’ll soon confirm that his only begotten robo-son is pretty big on that too.

…Except this also means they have the same character motivation, which… That can work, but how well does it work as a twist? 

I am not convinced. Vickers has constantly been pulling power plays on David, who’s pushed back a little in return, but they don’t have to functionally be siblings to make this work. Nor does the weird, occasionally robotic behavior from Vickers have to mean “aha, you see, they are both Weyland’s children with daddy issues!”

She could just be a disposable asset of the Weyland Corporation! She’d have a more sympathetic arc that way, because unlike corpos of Aliens past, she doesn’t want to be there at all. She didn’t want them to talk to aliens, she didn’t express any of the usual flimsy “we can profit off of this uncontrollable killing machine” stuff we’ve come to expect. She seemed to just want to get the fuck out of there. And obviously, she’s gonna die, this movie is frequently aping Alien and Aliens, the corpo does not survive. That could be tragic!

But apparently she wanted to be here, taking five years out of her life and career to sit on ice and do literally nothing but make sure her already dying dad actually dies. Okay. 

It’s especially, structurally weird, because the very next scene has David explaining his motivation to Shaw.

“What happens when Weyland isn’t around to program you?”

“I suppose I’ll be free.”

“You want that?”

“”Want”? Not a concept I’m familiar with. That being said… doesn’t everyone want their parents dead?”

This is what happens when you leave a hyperintelligent newborn alone for two years with nobody but Peter O’Toole as a role model. 

This scene and the pre-caesarian one set up a weird dynamic between David and Shaw that didn’t seem sufficiently motivated by the rest of their interactions, in my opinion. It suggests that David has latched onto her in some way, which the next movie certainly confirms. But why? They’ve barely talked, ad most of it was pure exposition or telling David to do something. Is it because she hasn’t been as bad as the others? Because that’s going to change later. 

David’s hopes are pinned on the Engineer rejecting Weyland. This is a reasonable assumption. The way the scene plays out, however, is not entirely reasonable.

And that will have to wait for another day. Before we get to that, I want another ramble all to myself. About something I like.

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Alt-text rambles:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/paulbhartzog/558247427/in/photostream/ 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeble 

https://youtu.be/cOrcwL5MHYg

Overflow Ramble 1

The kitchen counters don’t have any grippy surfaces on them, and no lip. The *stove* has no lip, which I have seen before, but it’s stupid. Most modern designs for stovetops meant for installation on ships have a high lip and/or grippers that hold cookware in place. There are multiple open shelves that have no lip. And there’s yet another piece of Decorative African Art just hung on the wall above a food prep counter, within the potential reach of steam or grease splatter. The chair Holloway sat in last time is revealed to be free-standing, as is the coffee table.

No. No free-standing furniture, unless it’s collapsible and used at rest. Put lips on every counter and table. Have lots of grip mats you can throw down anywhere. The design in here is more along the lines of airline tray tables, which are meant to be stowed during rough flight. There is no way to stow all this shit in a reasonable and timely manner. Airline furniture is also designed according to hostile forces, which, frankly, might be relevant here. This comfy, beige apartment space was designed by someone who did not give one fuck if a glass went winging off that 2m tall open shelf and gave you a concussion.

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[strawbs-screaming]

how i think the boxers text

i was bored. also clay puppington looks like don flamenco to me somehow. goodbye

Glass joe - he would type with extra double spaces and use a lot of emojis for the wrong purposes with random capital letters

Example:

"hello. Have you seen my water bottle?"

"aran. is. in the hospital 🤯🤯🤯 call Later!! 🗣️"

Von Kaiser - okay grammar and uses a space before question marks & exclamation points, uses emojis in the intended (boring) way

Example:

"okay !! on my way !! 🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️"

"aran fell down a pothole !! It is NOT 🙅‍♂️ funny !!"

Disco Kid - uses slang often and gets creative with emojis, likes to use keyboard smashes to laugh and leaves typos in for flavor

Example:

"aran really said 🕳️⬅️🏃‍♂️"

"HELP IM EVAPORATEINF😭😭😭😭 LMAO AHKAJSJSJSJSNNSNS PLEASEE"

"YOURW GOING TO JAIL FOR THAT ONE 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO"

King Hippo - Really ominous messages, texts like hes telling you hes done a mission, sometimes forgets to use a dot and uses a comma instead, sometimes responds with emojis that have 0 relevance

Example:

"oh no,"

"I took care of him. The job is done."

" 🍝🤯"

Piston Hondo - squeaky clean grammar, uses emojis rarely unless he forgets the name of something

Example:

"Alright. I'll call later."

"What was the name of this? I know how it looks like but forgot the name. Looks something like this: 🥨. I think it was called a praised eel or something?"

Bear Hugger - He texts like a Facebook mom, down to the wording and everything

Example:

"You mean pretzel? 🤣"

"How did he fall down a pothole?! 😮"

Great Tiger - too lazy to fix typos so it looks like a ancient language, likes spamming the same emoji over and over again when hes run out of responses, autocorrect fucks his messages up even more

Example:

"wesir did srsn fslk doen s potjole?? (wait did aran fall down a pothole?"

"i dont knoe sf is ıoıld laıyknsyn at araj fellimf dlen and pırjolej" (i dont know if i should laugh at aran falling down a pothole)

"👀👀👀👀👀"

Don Flamenco - proper grammar with some tiny typos that gets autocorrect to mess his message up, his autocorrect is literally cursed, it runs his messages daily

Example:

"Did aran fall town s pit joke??"

"I am do confused"

Aran Ryan - unhinged, emphasizes random parts for no reason, emojis after every sentence, wrong emojis everywhere

Example:

"I fell DOWN a pothole! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️"

"shut UP 🖕🖕🖕🚔🦗🖕🥨"

"ILL drag you down there MYSELF!! 🗣️🗣️😡😡"

Soda Popinski - like a grandpa in the good way, sends those positive good morning images in every groupchat hes in

"Rise and shine! 💖"

"I just woke up. Don't know whats going on! 👀"

"Get well soon! 💐🌼✨"

Bald Bull - texts like your dad, except he switches out moves completely when hes cursing someone out

Example:

"ok"

"👍"

"You dumb bitch. Fuck you ass hole."

Super Macho Man - texts like hes making a copypasta

Example:

"Rise and GRIND! 🗣️ Surfs up today! 🤙🤙 Im catching waves like theres no tomorrow! 🏝️🌊"

"I have no idea. I am literally so confused right now. My brain is not working. My thought are not thoughting. I need a reboot. "

Mr Sandman - FINALLY someone that types like a normal person!!

Example:

"How did you fall down a pothole?"

"how great."

[punch-out-filth]

Which of the boxers are bottoms and tops?

A quick heads up, I'm going to use the terms submissive, switch, and dominant instead of bottom and top since a person can be a bottom and still be dominant, and vice versa. :)

Submissive:

Glass Joe

Disco Kid

Kid Quick

Dragon Chan

Gabby Jay

Mad Clown

Narcis Prince

Switch:

Piston Hondo (prefers to sub)

Bear Hugger (no preference)

Great Tiger (no preference)

Don Flamenco (prefers to dom)

Bald Bull (prefers to sub)

Piston Hurricane (no preference)

Pizza Pasta (prefers to sub)

Bob Charlie (no preference)

Masked Muscle (prefers to dom)

Heike Kagero (prefers to dom)

Dominant:

Von Kaiser (wants to sub but is too embarrassed to admit it T_T )

King Hippo

Aran Ryan

Soda Popinski 

Super Macho Man

Mr. Sandman

Hoy Quarlow 

Rick Bruiser 

Nick Bruiser 

[virgilisspidey]

Oooooooh How do you think the 12 crew would do living in the Rise’s roles?

Oooooh

So since i technically haven't finished watching Rise yet (cuz i'm watching each episode as i write them) this is gonna be a bit shorter than with the Rise being in 2012 one

(Again, only the Rise boys are switched, not the other characters)

I think Leo would still be the leader, but instead of volunteering, it's by default since he's technically the eldest (like how it is with Rise Raph)

Raph and Leo are considered the twins

I feel like Raph would still be an angry boi, but in a more of a yelling guy

Since they were taught loosely by Splinter, I feel like Leo would research more on how to use his swords, being the most skilled out of the brothers before the first episode, but still a bir sloppy because he's not properly trained

Mikey would've be the most skilled amongst his brothers, but he found training by himself lkke Leo was boring, so he didn't pursue it

Donnie hacks atms behind Leo's back

Donnie has more advanced tech (since Splinter doesn't really care what he does as long as it doesn't blow up. He has a tech bo like Rise Donnie)

Donnie is still the team medic

Raph has a sixth sense whenever Mikey or Donnie is in trouble, so Leo usually sends him to fetch them whenever they do something dumb

Mikey has better cooking skills fortunately

Leo indulges in his brother's shenanigans (he's not as serious as he is in the latter seasons of 2012, he's stuck in his season 1 goofy self)

They actually do get things done

April has taken to be their big sister and would jump in front of them whenever they're in trouble, even if they can handle it

Donnie does not have a battle shell because didn't see the need to make one, although he would make one in the future for jetpack purposes and the claws (he made one like Rise Donnie's claw ones in 2012, it was for scaling walls i believe)

Donnie is the first one to befriend April (much like in 2012, if you want him to have a crush on her like he did with his April in 2012, go for it, but i think they work well platonically)

They all enjoy watching the Lou Jitsu movies, Mikey the most and Raph the least

They also all enjoy watching Jupiter Jim, with Leo loving the show more and with Raph denying he ever enjoyed it

Mrs. Cuddles wouldn't really make an appearance considering Raph more afraid of cockroaches

Donnie doesn't really have that much of an ego, but he does

Like he doesn't show it thay much but he likes the praise

The brothers do end up catching an oozequito

Donnie tries to reverse engineer it (like he did in 2012) but is stumped because it's not purely science

Speaking of mystic powers, Donnie only took the crystal. He was about to grab the staff but decided his bo is good enough for him

Mikey was the first to discover and master his mystic powers

Raph struggled big time at first, the projections he manages to make are strong but don't last that long, mimicking how his angrr makes him strong but drains him as well

Leo is still the last to master his mystic powers because of his insecurities

Still, he doesn't really need it in a fight, he only uses it when necessary

Mikey is a bit of a pyromaniac when iy comes to his

The episode "Donnie's Gifts" does not happen because Donnie has more of an understanding to what he knows his brothers want

Mikey ended up wearing the hippo suit a lot

When Leo accidentally cut Warren Stone in half the brothers didn't even care or panic

"Oops." "That's one big worm." "Who tf puts a wig on a worm." "I'll dig a hole for it."

"I'M STILL ALIVE YOU INSOLENT LITTLE—"

They pretend Warren isn't there (unlike how the Rise brothers always forget who he is, the 2012 boys just refuse to admit he exists until necessary)

Leo still falls off a building

"Don't give him the oozequitos, Raph! Villains are all just big talkers—" "LEONARDO!"

They were all ecstatic when they found out Lou Jitsu was their dad

Mikey still befriends Draxum

It was Mikey that had a big hunch against Big Mama when they first met him (kind of like how he was suspicious of April's mom in season 3 of 2012)

Leo told them to play along

Leo (like Rise Leo) sneaks out first and aaved his brothers later

If you pair up Leo and Donnie, they get the missions done much quicker

If you're paired with Mikey, the missions takes a bit longer because they both would goof off

Still they get the mission done tho

Leo is the second parent of the household (and he scolds Splinter like Rise Donnie does, but in a more of a "i'm disappointed in you" kind of way)

Mikey is a papa's boy

Mikey calls Splinter "Papa" whenever he can

Raph and Donnie calls Splinter "Dad" from time to time

Leo has stopped calling Splinter "dad/papa" since he was about 8 and only ever calls him "Splinter" or "Master Splinter"

When he does end up calling him dad he calls him "Father"

It's Raph instead that admits that he's Splinter's least favorite (Raph and Leo don't really fight for the leadership role because they have no one to impress)

Raph hates Draxum's guts and would akways bring up the fact that he threw Leo off a roof

Donnie makes his own Shelldon, but he names it Metal instead.

Metal doesn't talk, only sends messages.

(i'll add more to this list since i havent watched season 2, and i'm almost done with season 1)

(tell me if ya'll want a movie version tho)

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Contrary to what most people expected, Glamrock Mr. Hippo turned out to be fairly popular. While he was inititally mocked due to his use of a triangle, once they switched him over to lead singer he turned out to have a surprisingly good singing voice. In addition, little ones in the Daycare love him because his like that kind, doting grandfather who is excellent at reading stores. Moon and Sun are grateful because it helps get the little ones to sleep.

Bonus points: his friends with Glamrock Orville Elphant who performs in the Daycare Theater as a stage magician. Orville shows up every now and again to do magic tricks for the little ones.

Hell yeah more Glamrock husbands on the stage ready to scare away karens

[deltaswap2442]

Entire DeltaSwap Cast

Dark World

Lancer (now a species called Lances) ↔️ Plug Boy (now called Cluboy)

C. Round/K. Round ↔️ Nubert

Clover ↔️ Sweet Cap'n Cakes

Rouxls Kaard ↔️ Swatch

King ↔️ Queen

Spamton ↔️ Jevil

Ralsei Dummy ➡️ Temmie Dummy

Ruddin ↔️ Maus

Ruddin Ranger↔️ Maus Wheel

Hathy ↔️ Tasque

Head Hathy ↔️ Tasque Manager

Ponman ↔️ Poppup

Jigsawry ↔️ Virovirokun

Bloxer ↔️ Ambyu-Lance

Rabix ↔️ Trashy

Starwalker ↔️ Hacker

Starwalker Bird ↔️ Gimmick Saucer

Scissor Dancer ↔️ Fommt

Swatchling ↔️ Former Kings

Wall Plugs ↔️ Little Ball

Pipis are replaced with BOOPIS

Chef ↔️ a single Swatchling (why does chapter 2 have half the amount of characters in Chapter 1 this makes swapping characters between the two chapters harder for me)

Jigsaw Tutorials and Jigsaw Joe ↔️ Switchings (yes they are swapped with multiple people you first meet them in the forest and they do a tutorial and then later they're locked up like the former Kings and then one of them is a chef)

Seam ↔️ Addisons

Mr. Elegance and Mr. Society ↔️ Yes Men

Malius↔️Icon Man

Royal Coat Rack ↔️ Wig Robot

Blue Blocks ↔️ Plugs

Caterpillar ↔️ Migosp from Undertale

Block Tree ↔️ a rouge Fommt

The Pair of eyes become the second Icon Man's eyes

Trash Can Ruddin ↔️ Mousamillian

Circus Wagon↔️Cyber Cage

Circus Animals change from a Barrel of Monkeys Monkey, Elephant, and Penguin they become a Hungry Hippo, Rhino and Dinosaur

Pippins ↔️ Gaster

Thrash Machine ↔️ Doom Tank

The Man ↔️ River Man

Hometown:

Kris ↔️ Noelle

Susie ↔️ Birdley

Ralsei ↔️ Temmie

Toriel↔️ Asgore

Alphys ↔️ Undyne

Napstablook ↔️ Mettaton (not seen as of now)

Sans ↔️ Papyrus (Not seen as of now)

Monster Kid ↔️ Snowdrake

Asriel (not seen as of now) ↔️ Dess (not seen as of now)

Father Alvin ↔️ Rudolph

Gerson ↔️ Mayor Holiday

Catti ↔️ Jockington

Catty & Brattie ↔️ RG 01 and RG 02

Aaron ↔️ Shyren

Dad Dragon ↔️ Ice Wolf

Fire Elemental ↔️ Tentacle Monster

Mom Cat ↔️ Dad Cat

Ficus Licker ↔️ Scared Donut Driver

Diner Shopkeeper ↔️ Rabbit Girl

Hat Monster ↔️ Ice Caps

Waitress Lion ↔️ Politics Bear

Striped Bird ↔️ Scarf Lady

Annoying Dog ↔️ EveryMan

Red Big Mouth↔️Hand Receptionist

Doggo and Lesser Dog ↔️ Dogamy and Dogeressa

Greater Dog ↔️ Muttler

Pizza Pants ↔️ Blue Ears

The Warrior ↔️ Purple Guy

Briefcase Guy ↔️ "C" AKA the Land Lord of Asgore's House (Not Yet Seen)

Diamond Boy ↔️ Clam Guy

Milk Looker (new name Milks Cat guy) ↔️ Hots Fireguy

Flower Shop Look ↔️ Froggit

Innkeeper's Child ↔️ Rabbit Boy

Mad Dummy (not yet seen but heard from and called Irritable Ghost) ↔️ Ruins Dummy (not seen)

Onion ↔️ Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap (not Seen yet)

Terry (swaps with no one he's too cool)

Rainy (no one too cool as well but now he has a hat)

Snail Guy ↔️ Slime Dad ( not yet seen)

Ice E ↔️ Grillby

The Knight stays the same until his identity is revealed

Am I missing anyone?

These Swaps are subject to change

[bensolosbluesaber]

Sorry haters, but the Moon Knight finale did it and did it well

The god fight paralleling the avatar fight

Everything about Layla

Marc rescuing Steven

Mr. Knight and Moon Knight fighting together

Oscar Isaac flawlessly switching between Marc and Steven

HIPPO!!!!

Harrow trying to use Marc's guilt and Marc having none of it

Jake reveal!!

That shot of the moon above the pyramid!!!

For god's sake, it even established the Harrow hospital was all in Marc and Steven's head and left just enough doubt of 'or is it?'

That being said, if we don't get a season 2/movie I riot because I need to know what happened with Marc/Steven/Layla

[autisticsupervillain]

Security Breach AU: What if the Daycare Attendant was the main villain?

Let's set this up. It's established in universe that the Daycare Attendant isn't very popular, with messages noting how much he terrifies the children and Freddy not having anything positive to say about him when compared to the others. As such, Sundrop would continually get more and more paranoid at the idea of being scrapped, especially as they continue to get less visitors.

Sundrop and Moondrop then remember how Monty used to be really unpopular himself, and they decide to drop by his room after hours for some advice. However, they get thete before Monty's been put away and find that his room is littered with spare parts. More specifically, Bonnie's spare parts. Realizing that this means Monty is the one who scrapped Bonnie, they run back to the daycare terrified. While debating what to do and who to tell, Sun gets an idea.

The animatronics are coded to not be able to harm guests via a morality chip in their exoskeleton. Sun figures that if they remove that chip from Monty, then it will only be a matter of time before Monty does hurt a guest, thanks to his nasty temper. This would mean Monty would need to be swapped out, and seeing how the Daycare Attendant is the only other finished animatronic corporate has on hand, they would certainly use him. This would thereby save him from getting scrapped.

The next night, Sun and Moon put their plan into action, sneaking into Monty's room at night while he's powered off to steal his morality chip. But, as Sun spends the next several weeks fantasizing about what their new Glamrock form will look like, a thought occurs to Moon. What if getting rid of Monty isn't enough? This is the second time that the fourth band member had to be swapped out after all, what if corporate decides that having a fourth member just isn't worth it? What if they pick a different animatronic entirely? Like Foxy, or Mr. Hippo? No. The Daycare Attendant needed it to look like they were the most trustworthy animatronic around. It was the only way to ensure they wouldn't get scrapped. And, after several nights of arguing that point, Sun eventually agrees.

So, they decide to mess with the others' programming too. Nothing major, Sun hates the idea of doing anything to hurt their friends, but enough to make them look less... desirable. To make it look like having a three man band around was a bad idea and that the group needed a fourth stabilizing member. So, Sun and Moon switch a few wires around, amplifying everyone's violent tendencies. They don't realize that, in doing so, they've overridden the band's morality chips and effectively turned the group into a flocl of murderers.

It isn't until Sun sees a terrified Gregory getting chased by a bloodthirsty Freddy that he realizes how badly their plan has backfired. Sun and Moon are suddenly way in over their head, with a scared child suddenly in need of protecting from the murderous robots they created. The Daycare Attendant needs to balance getting Gregory out alive with undoing and covering up their mistake, not wanting to risk getting scrapped if anyone finds out what they did and how much danger they've put their guests in...

[corruptedroses]

mediocre melodies nsfw headcanons?

Nedd's can be found here

Not doing well emotionally at the moment [got kicked out again as well as got let go from a job after only being there 2 days], so my heart isn't exactly into these headcanons as much, but this may be a situation where I return to these at a later date.

Mediocre Melodies NSFW headcanons 🐘🦛🐸🐖

AU version of the animatronics - none have children souls in them (and why the fuck would I write about kids on a smut blog?) and you can picture them however you want, human, animatronic, anthro, etc.

Content warnings — body worship, hair pulling, erotic roleplay, first times, oral sex, laughing during sex, poetry reading during sex, jealousy, praise kink, trapping head between thighs, face sitting, pussy smothering, suffocation kink, princess kink, strip teasing, toy mention, overstimulation, begging, orgasm denial, semi-public sex, dirty talk,

Orville

Orville gives me the vibes of being a vanilla person when it comes to sexual encounters. Despite being a character that thrives off the idea of a show, he doesn't really explore the concept of 'kinks' unless prompted to by his partner. Defiantly gives me soft switch vibes.

He's a silvering fox, 'nough said.

Probably likes things to be slow and sensual more than anything, teasing, feeling up his partner and letting them feel him up, the concept of touching one another is something he adores and holding his face gently while you kiss is defiantly going to elicit a nice little sigh from him. Defiantly would wanna hold hands with you once he's fucking you because of this fact.

Probably also enjoys the concept of foreplay more than the actual sex itself; Orville enjoys having eyes on him, and in the situation where both of you are vulnerable in such a state, he cannot help but find himself getting all hot and bothered without having touched himself. He just likes worshipping your body, ok?

the first time he accidentally pulled your hair was when he was trying to grip the bed underneath two of you to steady himself and the wonder in his eyes that had sparked, as well as the asking of "could I pull on your hair, sweetness?" practically melted your heart since he was being so sincere and gentle with it. He was a bit confused at himself for a while after that, but please assure him that he's fine to do so.

Likes for you to wear his little hat and bow if that's possible, hell, may even be into a bit of roleplay himself where you're his beautiful/handsome/charming assistant who can't keep your hands off of him.

Himbo vibes, he's a giant himbo and oh god he's so clueless at times when you want to do the devil's tango with him that it's so cute.

Amazing aftercare and probably was the one to suggest that you keep medical items beside the bed for afterwards and will do anything you want. He treats you like royalty and it shows.

Mr Hippo

His first name probably is Benjamin [Benji for short] and probably didn't even know until he told you the first time you had sex and how awkward was that — then again he went into one of his rambles before you could apologise so you let that conversation to die.

Also, a silver fox, fight me

defiantly a service top for the most part, though he can bottom if you want him to. He doesn't really care as long as the both of you are having fun.

would want to try and read poetry while the two of you are giving oral to each other, he feels like that would create a romantic atmosphere. Sure, his voice may waver and whatnot since he can be sensitive, but he likes to see how far the two of you can make it before you start laughing at the absurdity.

would defiantly be down for talking during the deed, like, I feel like he's very self-composed and hard to fluster to the extreme of making him lose his train of thought, though when you do, oh boy, he makes a pretty noise.

Ass sorta person, so don't be too shocked if his hands start roaming and groping your ass in and outside of the bedroom, he just likes how yours feels in his hand, that's all.

Also excellent aftercare, though you have watched him trip over himself once or twice trying to look after the both of you.

Happy Frog

defiantly the youngest in the band (early to mid-20s on estimate), and thus has the least amount of sexual experience followed by Nedd himself. Pillow princess for the most part and wears it with pride, however, when she's a bit jealous can be a power bottom.

when she's power bottom, it's usually after an experience that makes her feel self-conscious as a singer or even as your partner, and while she may be saying she's ok, please also praise and talk to her.

She has a praise kink 100%, she just likes being told she's doing a good job.

she likes the idea of locking her thighs around your head when you're eating her out, or even sitting on your face and making sure the only thing you smell, hear and taste is her on your tongue, this woman would live to know that you like that and would never suffocate you... unless you like that.

Call her your pretty princess — she doesn't like the idea of calling you any sort of parental figure, but being called a princess is something that makes her wet every single time, especially if you're praising her for vocalising her wants.

she's a performer, she'll want to put on a show for you at least once, where it be getting herself off with a toy while you watch or performing a striptease.

Will want to cuddle during aftercare and pepper you with kisses.

Pigpatch

another silver fox type character, I'm sorry, but most of the mediocre scream 'middle to late aged men' except Happy and you can deal with it.

unlike his other bandmates, I feel like he's the one with the most sexual experience and knows how to use his devices to derive pleasure for both parties.

defiantly a dom sorta person, though he's not soft and he's not strict either, more playful if you will. He doesn't like giving up control and will reward you if you are nice and patient for him.

defiantly into overstimulation until your legs are practically putty where they are and your lips are chanting his name into oblivion and beyond. He wants you to beg before he finally will let you cum and he relishes in it.

into the idea of semi-public sex since it means he can tease you for not being so loud. Especially would probably want to do it around corners where anyone could walk around any time.

Chronic dirty talker. His favourite name for you is 'filthy'

Also amazing aftercare, he's a gentleman after all.

[docleonidas]

Security Breach: Aftermath

Part 2

Initialization of Dr Leonidas was completed this morning. Though all our staff animatronics (robotic AI, we have consciousness you know) robots are child friendly, we have kept the Doctor as a non-glamrock model as we want adults and children to take his diagnosis seriously.

The Doctors model is a slightly bulkier form, built to not only work on human, but fellow animatronics (again, we are robots Andrew. Don't make me shedule you in for a workplace seminar) .....Robots, due to the increased risk during repairs.

We went with a Lion, a smooth mane with a slim pair of glasses. His appearance is of that of a stereotypical doctor to put parents at ease, with a smart suit topped with a lab coat (Though we were forced to keep the feet, to keep the model stable). Blue eyes, a light sandy color for the fur, with dark caramel coloring for the mane. His tail is unremarkable, a tuft of the fur on the end to further enhance his look.

We have added the enhanced eyes Roxanne was testing, to help with scanning patients in case of deeper injuries.

Glamrock Hippo has taken to his new role well, getting acquainted with the bowling alley and is surprisingly good at bowling. Management would appreciate hearing updates, as they feel him being too good may put some people off of playing.

Bonnie, Chica, Roxy and Monty are all willing to sit down with Dr Leonidas over the next week to discuss their issues before the re-opening. From our understanding, Chica was the one who was able to lead a blinded Roxanne and a severely damaged Monty to the elevator shaft we found them in. To be safe, we have run an advanced antivirus program on all three, but they seem to be virus free.

Vanessa is....less than happy to be scheduled for more therapy, but has agreed to attend. Special care should be given to not antagonise her, as she was recommended by Main office, and we would all like to keep our jobs.

Chica's voice box has been replaced with her original one, as the upgrade was deemed too damaging to other....robots (thank you Mr Andrew). While Montgomery has had his claws replaced. He appears to be less destructive than before, which is a step in the right direction.

Roxanne's sudden fear of go-karts in general has caused us to have to remove Roxy Raceway entirely, replacing it with an indoor coaster. Management believe there will be less maintenance costs than all the driver bots she kept destroying. The name will remain the same, however features two side by side coasters racing alongside each other.

It is currently unknown if we will be keeping the band at 4 members with the new Freddy model, or if a fifth room will be added for now. For the time being, the location where the photo cutouts are located will be off limits, as we will utilise this area in case the band is expanded.

Side note: all band members are running in safe mode until we are satisfied they are fully functional. Full monitoring will occur when they are switched back.

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[gamequeenanya]

Tk-Tober & Tk Week Masterpost

(ALL fics are SFW! If you are looking for lemons, pls look elsewhere-

Edit after so many years: We did it!!! We finished it! :D)

(Non-Sanders Sides fics will be in capital letters. New fics will be in bold.)

Tickletober (multi-fandom; mostly Sanders Sides):

Day 1: Teasing (DSMP) (ler Tubbo, lee Ranboo) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/663869178629046273/day-1-teasing-lee-ranboo-ler-tubbo-ranboo-was

Day 2: Drawn On (Spiderverse) (ler!Mary Jane x lee!SpiderGwen) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/697008750237745152/tickletober-day-2-drawn-on-spiderverse

Day 3: Magic (Deltarune) (switch!Jevil, switch!Roulxs) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/697118704913235968/tickletober-day-3-magic-deltarune

Day 4: Fingers (ler Virgil, lee Roman, lee Valerie) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/664144763945205760/day-4-fingers-ler-virgil-lee-roman-lee

Day 5: Tickle Hugs (ler Patton, lee Remus) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/664250368984809472/day-5-tickle-hugs-lee-remus-ler-patton-remus

Day 6: Cuddles (FNAF SB) (switch!Glamrock Freddy, switch!Roxy, lee!Gregory) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/697378851767156736/tickletober-day-6-cuddles-fnaf-sb-freddy

Day 7: Monster Claws - (ler Reader, lee Light Sides)  https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/664427878434422784/day-7-monster-claws-ler-reader-lee-light

Day 8 - Interrogation (ler Remus, lee Logan) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/631790540498862080/tickletober-day-8-interrogation-tw-bondage

Day 9: Trapped (Death and Taxes) (lee!Fate, ler!Grim) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/697665749510176768/tickletober-day-9-trapped-death-and-taxes

Day 10: Ticklish Kiss (FNAF) (ler!Bonnie x lee!Chica) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/697755444923498496/tickletober-day-10-ticklish-kiss-lerbonnie-x

Day 11: Death Spot (ler Roman, ler Patton, lee Logan, lee Virgil) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/631801508901617664/virgil-and-lolo-tickled-together

Day 12: Surprise (ler!Mike, lee!Phone Guy) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/697922423731945472/tickletober-day-12-surprise-lermike-leephone

Day 13: Puppets (FNAF SB) (ler Sun, lee Moon) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/698016737181007872/tickletober-day-13-puppets-fnaf-sb-ler-sun

Day 14: Holding it in (OURAN) (ler Tamaki, ler Haruhi, lee Kyoya) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/665046917289574400/day-14-holding-it-in-ler-tamaki-ler-haruhi-lee

Day 15: Spider (FNAF) (Purple Girl / Evil!Clara AU) (Switch!Henry, Switch!William) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/698201718762127360/tickletober-day-15-spider-fnaf-purple-girl

Day 16: Ghost (FNAF) (lee Phone Guy, ler Reader) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/698299883537547264/tickletober-day-16-ghost-lee-phone-guy-ler

Day 17: Tickle Traps! (ler Remus, lee Nightmare Nico, [attempted] lee Logan) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/665326177211269120/day-17-tickle-traps-ler-remus-lee-nightmare

Day 18: Chase (ler Logan, ler Virgil, lee Patton) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/702815680221888512/tickletober-day-18-chase-ler-logan-ler-virgil

Day 19: Revenge - (FNAF) (Switch Mr. Hippo, Switch Orville) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/708700054902439936/tickletober-day-19-revenge-switch-mr-hippo

Day 20: Don’t Laugh (FNAF) (Ler!Phone Guy, Lee!Reader) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/702908944288546816/tickletober-day-20-dont-laugh-ler-phone-guy

Day 21: Wake Up! - (Vampire Hunters!AU - ler!William, lee!Clara) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/708797681011671040/tickletober-day-21-wake-up-vampire-huntersau

Day 22:  Vampire - (ler Patton, ler Logan, lee Virgil) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/703033463315496960/tickletober-day-22-vampire-ler-patton-ler#notes

Day 23: Nerd Character (FNAF) (lee Phone Guy, switch Mike, ler robots) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/698929101770244096/tickletober-day-23-nerd-character-mike-and

Day 24: Targeted/Don’t Move (FNAF) (Lee!Michael Afton, Ler!Reader) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/708907072910229504/tickletober-day-24-targeteddont-move

Day 25 - New Discovery (ler Roman, ler Virgil, lee Remus) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/635006635337826304/day-25-new-discovery-roman-jumped-back-as-he-was

Day 26 - Tools (ler Roman, ler Patton, ler Virgil, lee Logan) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/635241391288614912/day-26-tools-logan-and-roman-had-found-the

Day 27 - Favourite Spot (ler everyone, lee everyone) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/635433433572704257/day-27-favourite-spot-ler-everyone-lee

Day 28 - Teasing (switch Roman, switch Remus) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/635544208340549632/day-28-teasing-switch-roman-switch-remus

Day 29 - Role Reversal (switch Janus, switch Logan) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/635722298472710144/day-29-role-reversal-switch-janus-switch

Day 30 - Machine (ler machine, lee Roman, lee Patton, lee Virgil) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/635905025964670977/day-30-machine-lee-roman-patton-virgil-ler

Day 31: Aftercare (CORPSE BRIDE) (ler Emily, lee Victor) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/666575715023667200/day-31-aftercare-lee-victor-ler-emily-an

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Tickle Week Challenge (All SanderSide):

Day 1 - Facing Your Fears (ler Virgil, lee Patton) https://gamequeenaileen.tumblr.com/post/635959488429555713/day-1-facing-your-fears-lee-patton-ler-virgil

Day 2 - Rehearsal (ler Patton, ler Janus, lee Roman, lee Remus) https://gamequeenaileen.tumblr.com/post/636092788804583424/day-2-rehearsal-lee-roman-remus-ler-patton

Day 3 - No Shame (ler Patton, ler Remus, lee Logan) https://gamequeenaileen.tumblr.com/post/636160582558580736/day-3-no-shame-lee-logan-ler-patton-remus

Day 4 - Just Because (ler Logan, ler machine, lee Nico) https://gamequeenaileen.tumblr.com/post/642761756092071936/day-4-just-because-ler-logan-lee-nico-cw

Day 5 - Lee Logan! (ler Roman, ler Patton, ler Virgil, lee Logan) https://gamequeenaileen.tumblr.com/post/636320037796478976/day-5-lee-logan-lee-logan-patton

Day 6 - Stop Denying (ler Janus, lee Logan, lee Virgil) https://gamequeenanya.tumblr.com/post/636355227576139776/day-6-stop-denying-lee-logan-lee-virgil-ler

Day 7 - Orange (ler Virgil, lee Orange, lee Logan) https://gamequeenaileen.tumblr.com/post/636449991471349760/day-7-orange-lee-orange-lee-logan-ler

[borisvonshweet]

Another wip of my Fnaf SB ocs

Harvester moon and his other half blood drop

Harvester Moon, this scavenger was originally planned to be a lost n found bot that would sweep the floors and return things to people or to it's area. He has an intense data base of face items, and lost items down to each wrinkle. At some point that idea was scrapped for unknown reasons and he was tobe put in laser tag. Course he was scrapped eventually. His voice lines are messed up, he can go from asking you if you've lost something to a stellar and witty phrase that seems more fitted in an action scene.

"Hello there! Have you lost something? Please have a look around to see if you can find it"

"Pew Pew! Get blasted to the paaast"

BloodDrop Is the complete opposite, he much like moondrop only come out when the light's go dark. He was programmed in ,when Harvester was going to be put into lazer tag, as a hard mode. He is very sneaky and you can't tell he's coming unless you listen for the bells on his shoes which are very faint In-game Mechanics

Harvester in certain scenes will bring you items, like the crappy mr hippo magnet, he follows you around the main pizza plex area. Harvester has a music box that disrupts the mopping and wetfloor bots. Now BloodDrop has a pretty annoying game mechanic. So he steals items off you, either the fazwatch or the flashlight or if you have an item needed to progress though something he'll steall it. You have to chase after him and he will purposely run past the glamrocks to stop you from following him. When he switches back to harvester, he will immediately come to find you to bring it back

Quotes BloodDrop "Run run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me I'm the moon man"

" I'll take that, thank you very much!

"Awh you've caught me, you won fair and squararvester Moon

"Awh you've caught me, you won fair and square"Harvester Moon

Harvester Moon

" Hello, young man! You dropped this"

"Please be more carful! Don't want you losing something important"

[strawbs-screaming]

how i think the boxers were like in their teen years

was resting bc im sick but punchy men cant wait

Glass joe - was wayy more optimistic and cheery, knew how to cheer himself up, also dyed his hair blonde & lightened it pretty often so his hair was crusty and broke like glass (pun very intended )and hated his childhood photos, used to make fun of people who wear turtleneck sweaters but that didnt age well, looks back at his teen years with sadness

Von Kaiser - was very stern & cold, had a very shitty mustache and a bowl cut, wore actual boxing shorts before his overalls, had very oversized boots that he still wears today because he grew into them, shrieks in embarrasment anytime someone pulls up his teenage photos

Disco Kid - actually used to be a dancing coach and primarily did boxercise, once he started boxing he dropped boxercise and went all out on boxing, used to grow out his hair but cut if off since it distracted him, had his natural hair color, looks back at his teen years with nostalgia (and regret since he cant really cut back on the hair dye now, got into it because of joe)

King Hippo - was actually very tiny, Just shot up in height someday during his teen years, also had a light er voice and a crown that was wayy too big for him, it was passed down from his dad so he still has it & loves it with his entire heart, his boxing shorts still fell down a lot though, looks back at his teen years with joy since he thinks he used to look adorable

Piston Hondo - had longer hair and used to strut his shit, was more of a dickwad, had a belt and did less meditation, mellowed out pretty well since he used to go nuts in the ring flying from place to place, rolls his eyes anytime someone brings up his teen years

Bear Hugger - had a baby face and couldnt really grow a beard, so he had his cheeks pinched very often, used to be happy and still is happy, also met mrs bear's mom at this age during a foraging trip, looks back at his teen photos very happily, if he could go back in time he would pinch his teen-selves cheeks

Great Tiger - his magic sucked ass, his clones were distorted, kept flickering in & out of reality and couldnt stay more than a few seconds, didnt have his mustache & had a buzzcut so he looks back at his photos with anger because of his shitty hair when he didnt have his turban

Don Flamenco - wasnt balding & had longer hair that was wavy, used to be smaller so he was underestimated a lot, had just started bullfighting on the side, looks back at his teen years with sadness, mainly for his hair and lack of anger

Aran Ryan - OHOHHOHH this man wins the award for the worst teenage photos, he had a skaterboy era and the worst hair ever, had a very shitty beard that was growing only on one side, anytime someone pulls those pictures up he runs away

Soda Popinski - Literally unrecognizable, had light brown hair & a buzzcut, didnt drink much soda except for rough matches and was built like a twig, once he started upping the amp on the soda his hair fell out a bit and he got ripped, looks back at his teen photos and laughs at his buzzcut

Bald Bull - oh you think the current bull is scary? You should have seen him then!! He had curly hair and was small but a lot faster, he also headbutted people a lot more but stopped because of health issues, his hair fell out from anger & ripping them out from stress, looks back at his teen years with nostalgia because he missed having hair

Super Macho Man - Literally your average surfer dude, went for the dilfbaiting when he turned 29, dressed like a fratboy and had blonde hair + used spray tans, looks back at his photos and calls himself "gnarly"

Mr Sandman - was wayy tinier except for his arms and used to have glasses, he switched to contacts after having his 19th pair broken, likes making fun of his old photos, also had braces so he was the 🤓 emoji irl for a while

[baekhvuns]

I finally got fluffy San back, he looked so cute with his hair down :"( and Seonghwa doing the Spiderman pose during the fan sign, plsss fucking nerd gonna kiss his forehead if he doesn't stop. Just a DILF professor Mingi and his son

https://twitter.com/princechoisan/status/1522298616538439680?t=_gXTXq4Mao6HwtmjhLLV-Q&s=19

Also, Hwa pls NOOOOO: https://twitter.com/holyseonghwa/status/1522308376813834240?t=ozeIi5Z7DtNeFADrmHIosg&s=19 Just search your name on twt and you'll see it all 💀

Omfg at first I thought your pcs were of Ateez only, but I zoomed in and Mr Kai???

Perhaps that girl is a Shinestar idk, thankfully I rarely comment and try to keep it civil, lmao but it's so funny what a reunion. I feel bad for parents with demonic children cause you can tell some of them are trying yet the kids are just evil... but many just don't give a fuck CAUSE THEY'RE KIDS LET THEM HAVE FUN, well Melissa your kid is throwing M&Ms at everyone...yeah that happened actually, one kid hit my glasses and I almost unleashed hell. It was yeeeeeears ago when I worked in a store. Also some kids would steal sweets, actually if they asked I would give them some (we weren't supposed to do that, but I didn't care for that job anyways) but if they stole and left the wrappers for us to clean 🔫🔫🔫🔫 and some parents thought it was acceptable. Hell adults did the same shit and sometimes I would chase after them with the wrappers to call them out or sneak up on them while they were consuming and be like "enjoying your stolen treat?" they thought they were being subtle. I didn't give a shit about them stealing from the shop I just didn't want to collect their rubbish and seeing them go 👁👄👁 was always funny as hell, good times!

I can't eat kinder surprise chocolate now though I miss it :((( also the toys nowadays are pretty shitty from what I've seen same with Happy Meals, wtf the quality went 📉📉📉📉 *boomer mode on* back in my days we got cool collections like elephants, vampires, aliens, hippos, cats, crocodiles... (the fact I searched for them and it said VINTAGE 90S TOYS made me feel so old wtf 🤧 they were sold in the early 00s as well wdym 🤚🏻)

https://www.ebay.com/itm/252318507984?_ul=MX - Another proof I was obsessed with collecting stuff from the start. Did you have Bratz or other dolls too? And are you familiar with those skinny bitches from McDonald's lolol sorry for the ancient looking photo, they were called Betty Spaghetty

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/DdMAAOSw-mdetCar/s-l300.jpg

And the doggos: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwpcxqIWEAAm8w0?format=jpg&name=small

Fun fact I left the Husky one at the airport in Rome 😢 but then I found out that my cousin switched our Huskies cause hers was a bit damaged (I didn't realise lmao) so I eventually took hers (well mine) as a revenge. She thought it got lost 🤭

The speshol came from this jsushwhahbdshaj https://youtube.com/shorts/UITdXUUEsQI?feature=share

WE ARE NOT ROOTING FOR YOU omg nooo 💔💔💔 but tbh what's with people creating boring leads... I mean some deserve better they're plain, but just like people irl so it's kinda hypocritical to call them uninteresting while most people are this way. But some characters are just... they're just there and all attention is supposed to be on them, but even their dog is more interesting and relatable. Some Y/N's are the same way, I don't need to relate to them 100%, but omfg make them bearable at least!

BM is not exactly a murder and crime mystery, I mean there's murder, crime and mysteries 😂 but it's about dystopian worlds basically, the consequences of technology, lots of angst - pretty mind fucking stuff. - DV 💖

hi!!!

I finally got fluffy San back, he looked so cute with his hair down :"( and Seonghwa doing the Spiderman pose during the fan sign, plsss fucking nerd gonna kiss his forehead if he doesn't stop. Just a DILF professor Mingi and his son https://mobile.twitter.com/princechoisan/status/1522298616538439680?t=_gXTXq4Mao6HwtmjhLLV-Q&s=19

HE RLY DID !!! like yellow whipped cream 😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO IM FIRST GET IN LIKE 🔫 pls…not dilf mingi pls pls 🤚🏼😭

Also, Hwa pls NOOOOO: https://twitter.com/holyseonghwa/status/1522308376813834240?t=ozeIi5Z7DtNeFADrmHIosg&s=19 Just search your name on twt and you'll see it all 💀

LMFAOOOO PLS IF HE EVER HAD THAT ABILITY IT WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSING WHEN HE FINDS HOW HORNY SHINESTARS ARE 😭😭😭😭 no fr search ur name bro

Omfg at first I thought your pcs were of Ateez only, but I zoomed in and Mr Kai???

mr kai runs this body <3 kind of strange that ik exo since debut yet have two albums from them and ik ateez for more than half their time and have their entire discography 😀

Perhaps that girl is a Shinestar idk, thankfully I rarely comment and try to keep it civil, lmao but it's so funny what a reunion. I feel bad for parents with demonic children cause you can tell some of them are trying yet the kids are just evil... but many just don't give a fuck CAUSE THEY'RE KIDS LET THEM HAVE FUN, well Melissa your kid is throwing M&Ms at everyone...yeah that happened actually, one kid hit my glasses and I almost unleashed hell. It was yeeeeeears ago when I worked in a store. Also some kids would steal sweets, actually if they asked I would give them some (we weren't supposed to do that, but I didn't care for that job anyways) but if they stole and left the wrappers for us to clean 🔫🔫🔫🔫 and some parents thought it was acceptable. Hell adults did the same shit and sometimes I would chase after them with the wrappers to call them out or sneak up on them while they were consuming and be like "enjoying your stolen treat?" they thought they were being subtle. I didn't give a shit about them stealing from the shop I just didn't want to collect their rubbish and seeing them go 👁👄👁 was always funny as hell, good times!

AS I WAS WRITING THIS THERES KIDS 😭 A GROUP OF KIDS OUTSIDE SCREAMING AND RUNNING AND u know those noise making things u get for birthdays?? the one u blow in and it goes “eeeee” …..that’s what’s been going on it’s BEEN HOURS IM CRYING GENUINELY THERES TEARS IN MY WYES FHWJDHWKFKLW THE AMT OF TIMES I WENT TO THE WINDOW TO GIVE THEM A GLARE BUT THEIR MOTHERS WINT EGEN STOP THEM IMSCRCEKAJMG,,,,

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 FBWKDH U DDINT CARE IF THEY STOLE BUT IF THEY THREW WRAPPERS LMFAOOO 😭😭😭😭😭 it’s on site, one of my friends worked at walmart, he saw someone steal bananas and never reported bc he said “im not paid enough too” 😭😭😭

I can't eat kinder surprise chocolate now though I miss it :((( also the toys nowadays are pretty shitty from what I've seen same with Happy Meals, wtf the quality went 📉📉📉📉 *boomer mode on* back in my days we got cool collections like elephants, vampires, aliens, hippos, cats, crocodiles... (the fact I searched for them and it said VINTAGE 90S TOYS made me feel so old wtf 🤧 they were sold in the early 00s as well wdym 🤚🏻

OH NAURRR 😭😭😭 no fr happy meals r so changed now and for what ?????? LMFAOOOO NOT VINTAGE 😭😭😭😭😭

do u rmr the 2010 shrek happy meals??? i had this shrek himself https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LOzL3G94TR4

https://www.ebay.com/itm/252318507984?_ul=MX - Another proof I was obsessed with collecting stuff from the start. Did you have Bratz or other dolls too? And are you familiar with those skinny bitches from McDonald's lolol sorry for the ancient looking photo, they were called Betty Spaghetty

BDMWBDKW I DID!!! i had a 2008 yasmin or sasha doll,,,, idk which out of the two but i had one of those and the way i was so obsessed fbwhdhd SKINNY BITCHES 😭😭😭 LMFAOOO BETTY SPAGHETTY I DO I RMR 😭😭😭

omg do u rmr this doll https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/barbie-barbie-love-doll-taffy-dog-1916951645 i have this exact one with me rn, hair chopped and highlighted with a highlighter 😭😭😭😭

Fun fact I left the Husky one at the airport in Rome 😢 but then I found out that my cousin switched our Huskies cause hers was a bit damaged (I didn't realise lmao) so I eventually took hers (well mine) as a revenge. She thought it got lost 🤭

The speshol came from this jsushwhahbdshaj https://youtube.com/shorts/UITdXUUEsQI?feature=share

LMFAOOOO PLS 😭😭😭😭 THEYRE SO FUNNY 😭😭

WE ARE NOT ROOTING FOR YOU omg nooo 💔💔💔 but tbh what's with people creating boring leads... I mean some deserve better they're plain, but just like people irl so it's kinda hypocritical to call them uninteresting while most people are this way. But some characters are just... they're just there and all attention is supposed to be on them, but even their dog is more interesting and relatable. Some Y/N's are the same way, I don't need to relate to them 100%, but omfg make them bearable at least!

no that’s so true, so true so true 1000% like main characters r supposed to have an oomph but also be like normal ppl u know?? YEAH MAKE THEM BAREABLE 😭😭 like those older kdrama girlies have more personality than the new ones 🔫

BM is not exactly a murder and crime mystery, I mean there's murder, crime and mysteries 😂 but it's about dystopian worlds basically, the consequences of technology, lots of angst - pretty mind fucking stuff. - DV 💖

OHHHHHH DYSTOPIAN 👁👄👁

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Not Playing Nice

Request: a transman!reader x protective!Spike after the reader gets insulted or invalidated

Pairing: Spike x transman!reader

Warnings: swearing, fighting, mentions of violence, bullying 

Word Count: 2.2k

Summary: Y/N is a member of the Scoobie gang and attends UC Sunnydale with them. When Spike walks Y/N home after a group meeting, he notices some marks on his skin and gets concerned. 

A/N: Thank you so much for the request! This is my first time writing a story with this POV and it was such a fun new experience! I hope I did the story justice and I hope you enjoy it! X 

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Curled up in the armchair, I struggle to not doze off. Buffy and the others discuss the latest Big-Bad that’s been ravaging Sunnydale. When Xander called this meeting at his and Anya’s apartment after he spotted the demon earlier at the construction site, I almost lied and said I was busy in the library. Usually, I’m of greater help than this, but classes have me drained and last night was a long night. The idea of having to walk back past the frat houses on the way to the dorm keeps popping into my head every time I close my eyes, so at least I have that to keep me alert. 

I feel a gentle hand on my shoulder. “Hey Y/N?” 

I hum, too tired to open my eyes. Spike is squatting in front of my chair, studying my face. 

“You seem tired. How about you head on home?” He suggests. 

I shake my head, sitting up to prove I’m awake. “Nah, I’ll stay until everyone calls it a night.” A yawn escapes me accidentally. 

“If you’re worried about walking back with Mr. Munchie-Man out and about, I could join you,” he offers, referring to the toothy demon we’ve been hunting. 

“It’s not that, thanks though,” I offer the blonde vampire a weak smile. 

“Yeah, Y/N, you should get some rest,” Willow agrees. “I know you’ve had a lot of projects this week. We’ll bring you up to date tomorrow!” She offers enthusiastically. 

I yawn again, “alright, maybe you’re right.” 

I shift in my seat to stand and Spike’s hand remains on my arm kindly. 

“Come on, Mate,” he mumbles, guiding me to the door. “I’ll walk you home just in case.” 

I roll my eyes, “I’m human, not a defenseless puppy.” 

“Doesn’t mean the Hungry-Hungry-Hippo won’t make you into a chew toy,” he insists. 

Spike is always so uncharacteristically protective of me. He’s not that way with Xander. I suspect it’s because Buffy and the others treat me the same. I’m the ‘empathetic one’ of the group. 

Everyone says their goodbyes and repeat for us to stay safe. Buffy adds a request, for me to call when I get back to my dorm room okay. I promise her to do so. 

As Spike and I arrive at my dorm room, I go to unlock the door. Considering how late it is everyone on my floor is asleep and the only lighting in the hall is the emergency lights. 

“Well, thanks for playing bodyguard,” I start to bid the vamp farewell as my door swings open. “I’ll see-” 

“Wait,” Spike grabs my wrist suddenly. 

I jump, thinking he says something in my pitch-black room. “What?!” 

“What’s this on your neck?” He releases my wrist and his fingers brush against my neck. 

Shit. 

“Oh, I uh...” I stammered, struggling to think of an excuse. “Willow was messing around and tried flat ironing my hair! She kinda got to close ya know,” I laugh nervously, moving to step inside my room. 

Spike grabs my forearm and I wince. Noticing my reaction, he frowns and swiftly raises the fabric of my sweatshirt’s sleeve. 

“Spike, don’t-” 

His sight lands on the massive, hours old, scrape that travels from my elbow to my wrist on the outside of my forearm. 

“What the hell is this?” He mumbles, peering up at me with hooded eyes. 

“From the last time, we fought a Big-Bad,” I explain plainly, taking my arm back and lowering the sleeve. “I’m not vampy like you, don’t heal as quickly.” I force a smile. 

Not buying the story, he nudges my shoulder aggressively and I bump into the wall of the hallway. He presses his palm against the wall beside my head and reaches for the hem of my hoodie. I swat at his hand away and he slaps it back like a cat. 

“Stop that,” he orders sternly. 

I turn my head to the side, clenching my jaw. I focus on a single piece of wood positioned at the end of the corridor. Swallowing hard, to distract me as Spike picks up the hem of my hoodie hesitantly. He shifts on his feet as the dark-colored bruise that coats my rib cage becomes fully exposed. For a moment that feels like an eternity, he examines the many clustered marks around my abdomen. 

He clears his throat and drops the fabric. Pushing off the wall, he paces away to the opposite wall. There’s a prolonged silence between us as I protrude far within myself. 

Spike spins on his heels to face me. “All of these marks from one fight where you had me, two mega witches, a Slayer, an ex-vengeance demon, and her lapdog to help you? What are you, a human or a peach?” 

I toss my head back in annoyance. “Just leave it, Spike!” 

“So, you’re just not going to tell me what happened?” He clenches his jaw. 

“I did tell you,” I defend calmly and go to enter my room. “Now, goodnight.” 

He rushes to the doorway and slams his hands against the frame. “I’m going to find out!” 

“See you tomorrow!” I dismiss, shutting the door in his face. 

Finally, alone, I slide down the back of my door and bring my knees close to my chest. Releasing a deep breath, I do everything I can to relax, even in the slightest bit. I’ve gone this long without any of my friends finding out, I just hope Spike doesn’t say anything. I’ve just never wanted to trouble them. I mean, considering we fight demons and forces of legitimate evil each day my problems don’t exactly match the level of priority. I can handle this. Besides, I’ve been dealing with it for a while now. I’m used to it. 

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The following night, we all gather at The Bronze to celebrate another win against a demon. I really didn’t like this one, he gave IT vibes this his racks of teeth. Gives me the heebie-jeebies! 

At the bar, I wait patiently for my drink while the group is around our usual table just a few yards away. 

“Jack Daniels please,” a familiar English accent requests the bartender. 

I glance to my right and sure enough, there’s Spike in all his glory. He turns to face me directly and I stare ahead, watching the bartender make my drink. 

“You were good today, you know when you picked up Xander’s ax and whatnot,” Spike compliments awkwardly. 

“Thanks,” I mumble. 

“So you’re still not going-” 

“Nope,” I nod. “Still not gonna tell ya.” 

“Right then, fair enough,” he sighs, spinning on his heels to face the bar. 

Out of the corner of my eye, I can see him tapping his black painted nails against the bar. After a second of fidgeting, he reaches into his coat pocket and reveals a pack of cigarettes. He slips one between his lips and holds the pack out to me. I give him a knowing look, he can’t be serious. 

“You know I don’t smoke,” I remind him. 

“You know I don’t smoke,” he mimics my voice, stuffing the cigarettes back into his pocket. 

I suppress my amusement, biting down on my lip. That impersonation was just horrid. Spike notices and continues his act. 

“Oh Spike, you’re just the best!” He says in a sing-songy tone. “You’re the evilest, most vicious vampire I’ve ever met. I just-” 

I swat his arm and he whines, rubbing the wounded area. 

“I don’t sound like that!” I laugh. 

“You’re right.” He takes a quick smoke of his cigarette and clears his throat. “Let me just get in tune here-”

I whine, “Spike, I-” 

“Well if it isn’t the SheMan!” 

My heart stops as soon as I hear the eery insult. It’s nothing original, I hear it almost daily, that’s not what makes me anxious. The part that has me so worried is I hear from the same group of asshole every day. They’re all in the same frat at UC Sunnydale. I have to pass their house to get to my dorm, that’s how I ran into the first time. They were are their porch and one of them recognized me from our English Literature class. 

The douchiest one of them all, the leader, appears at my side rubs against me. “We missed you in class today!” 

I turn my body to Spike, putting my back to the Frat guy. His friends circle us like a wall of steroid driven rage. Spike clenches his jaw, switching his sight between me and the group of guys. 

He removes the cigarette from his mouth and barks past me at the Frat leader. “Piss off you wanker!”

“Ooh, got yourself a boyfriend?” One of his minions purrs, making the others laugh. 

“Trying to compensate for something are we?!” Spike insults the group, unfazed by the dickwad’s insinuation. 

“Just ignore them,” I grumble to Spike. 

“I’m sorry? What was that you little tranny?” Another one of them snickers and shoves me into the bar top. 

The wind gets knocked out of me as I grip my bruised side. Sweet Lord, that hurt like a bitch! 

“Okay, this should be fun,” Spike remarks, having had enough. 

I push off the bar weakly, still suffering the shooting pain in my abdomen. I grab the vampire wrist pleadingly. “Spike, don’t!” 

He won’t always be there to play bodyguard and I’ll be the one left to deal with the consequences at school. Next year I’ll live in a different building and I’ll never have to see these pricks again. 

Spike is ready to drop-kick each of them and huffs when I stop with him. He opens to argue with me. “But-” 

“Let’s go!” I repeat sternly. 

We go to walk back to our friends, leaving the group of Abercrombie models by the bar. 

“Must you always be so patient,” Spike grumbles, his cigarette balancing on his lips. 

I can tell it’s taking everything in him to restrain himself. It’s not in his nature to leave a fight, baby steps. 

“I thought you liked that about me,” I laugh lightly. 

A faint smile appears on Spike’s lips, at least he’s easing up a little. Soon, we’ll be back with our friends and it’ll be fine. 

“Oh yeah, you run!” One of the boys shouts over the chatter of the club. 

Spike shifts to turn around and I press a hand to his back, urging him to keep walking. “Ignore them!” 

“You sissy!” Another adds, earning a series of laughs from his friends. 

“Alright fuck this nice-person bollocks!” Spike snaps, dropping his cigarette and smashing it with his boot. His face morphs into his vampy one as he allows his frustration to consume him. “I’m evil for Christ’s sake!” He spins on his heels and marches toward the group of guys gathered by the bar. 

“Spike!” 

Before I have the chance to stop him, he grabs one of the guys by the collar of his polo and punches him right across the face. The college boy falls into his friends then the floor with a grunt. He covers his face, his nose bleeding excessively. 

Spike leans over him with a wicked snicker. “How’d you like that you gutless tit?!” 

He stands up straight to address his circle of friends. “Anyone else what a goat it?! Suddenly I’m very thirsty!” 

Taking one look at Spike’s face, all of them scatter. I watch as they shove each other out of the way to get away and sprint up to the exit. They leave their friend on the floor moaning and groaning in pain. Spike brushes his hands over his gelled hair, sleeking it back. 

“Well, that was refreshing,” he sighs, dropping his arms at his sides. 

He rejoins me and presses a hand to my back to walk me back to the bar to where we were peacefully before. 

“You didn’t need to do that,” I mutter, nonetheless appreciate. 

“Of course I bloody did,” he debates. “If there’s anything I hate more than sympathetic, humanitarian namby-pamby, self-righteous prats! It’s weak high-and-mighty bullies!” 

Spike playing defender instead of the offender? What an interesting turn of events. After a moment, the bartender brings us our drinks. 

“Thank you,” I say to Spike before I forget. 

“Eh, don’t mention it,” he waves his hand, dismissing it as nothing. “And the next time any other prep-fest frat boy gives you trouble you tell me, alright! Promise?!” 

I nod, taking a sip of my drink. 

“And don’t worry, I won’t tell the others about any of this,” he assures me timidly as a side note.  

That truly comes as a relief to me. I wouldn’t want to deal with the constant questions and fussing that I’m sure would ensue. 

“So...do you wanna go join the others?” I suggest. 

“Nah,” he makes a disgusted face as he lights himself a new cigarette. “They all annoy me.” 

“I don’t annoy you?” I laugh, raising a brow. 

“No, you’re quite pleasant actually,” he compliments to my surprise. “You think I’d punch someone for just anybody?” 

“Umm, yeah?” I argue, not hiding my amusement. 

“Okay maybe you’re right,” he concludes. “But if it were Xander I’d let him get hit!” He rushes out to maintain his tough facade. 

“Oh, of course, certainly,” I agree, snickering at his sternness. 

There’s a comfortable silence between us as Spike finishes his cigarette and I sip on my drink. Then, out of nowhere, Spike pops off like a rocket, causing me to jump a little. Evidently, he’s been going over the events of the conflict with the boys. 

“I just don’t get why people get their knickers in a twist about some things?!” He complains to me. “And it changes with every bloody decade! One minutes it pre-martial sex and every other woman being called a harlot! That was real a drag for many centuries, let me tell ya! I couldn’t shag a girl without her panicking after! I was going through villages like I was on a damn pilgrimage! Then, a lot of the focus was shot at the gays for a couple decades following Stonewall and AIDS! I was in New York for that whole thing and people were down right bonkers! And the same people who were so pissy about it also blasted Freddie Mercury and Elton John from their boomboxes! Bet it came as a real shock to them when those closet doors swung open!”

Resting my chin my hand, I just listen to him rant and sip on my drink. 

He goes on, “it’s just a load of bollocks how you humans are so quick to attack one another! It leaves us vampires and demons with little work to do! Most of the time, we just sit back and watch the bloody shit show!” 

An amused grin appears across my lips as the decades old vampire bitches about closed-minded humans. He’s preaching to the choir here. 

“For thirteen years everyone was up in arms about alcohol! Alcohol!” He repeats, peering at me with raised brows. “Of all things! So, for thirteen fucking years we had to hide and sneak around because a group of Jesus loving women decided alcohol was the reason their husbands didn’t like them! Well, I have a hunch that it might of been their constant nagging and preaching!” 

He pants, catching his breath after his tangent. Honestly, it was quite amusing. I hope he has more. 

“My point is Y/N, if I’ve learned anything from my many years on this planet, it’s that humanity constantly evolving along with the world. In this point in time, you’re who you’re meant to be,” he tells me as he fidgets with the paper from his straw. “Only you can define who that is and fuck anyone who tries to do it for you. Be yourself, people will learn to fucking deal.” 

I sit quietly, processing his words and wait to see if there’s more. Then, he meets my gaze for the first time since his tangent. 

“Would... would you mind if we just sit here, have a few drinks maybe?” He requests. “Those nitwits have me all moody.” 

I struggle to hide the smile that’s forcing itself across my lips. “I’d like that.” 

For the remainder of the night, Spike and I sit at the bar. We talk about a ridge range of topics from my major to his life before vamping out. I try imagining Spike as William the poet, it doesn’t quite work out in my head. He tells me some funny stories about his experiences during Woodstock, and we laugh about them for a good hour or two. It’s unspoken between us, but it’s evident that this is the start of a real friendship. 

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