#t ahirt

[shrd44]

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[mallorylaas]

(via The Duke Tommy Morrison T Shirt)

[yallive]

got font t ahirt but instead of saying “i drink and i know things” it says “pissing is the least of my talents. you ought to see me shit”

[melonteee]

The post about Mihawk being pathetic is making me think of the Adam's Family movies where Gomez is sitting in his T-ahirt and boxers not wanting to get up cause he'd miss Gilligan's Isle. Mihawk would do exactly that, but he's watching Gaimon'a Isle or something.

Mihawk is extra funny cause he really just sits around in flared shirts and heeled boots 24/7 as his CASUAL OUTFIT

[viviannesmonster]

UNDERTALE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SCENARIOS

Halloween!

-TORIEL

Halloween with Toriel is a little boring to be honest.

She only hands out candy and watches kids movies with Frisk.

Her costume doesn't even match yours. She's a witch because it's the least scary thing she can think of. (She'll also get mad if you scare Frisk with your costume)

But this part is a little understandable because the only decor she has outside her house is spiderwebs and gravestones.

However, if this is what you're looking for, then Toriel is for you.

"So, (Y/n)! How do I look?"

-SANS

Halloween with Sans is always so much fun.

You two watch scary movies and later he hosts a Halloween party and all your friends are invited.

There's all sorts of Halloween themed games and desserts (thank you Muffet).

Costumes with Sans are always dirty. Something kids would think is innocent but not adults.

Such as the charger block and socket.

Or one time, Sans dressed up as a hotdog and made you dress up as a donut.

You two have fun with it though because this sort of shit is your style.

Or, if you two feel especially lasy, you'll just wear sweats and t-ahirts that say "Error 404, costume not found" and instead of throwing a party, if you two feel lazy, you'll just go around to Haunted attractions and stuff.

However sometimes you go trick or treating with Frisk and Toriel, and if he sees any bones, skulls, or whole ass skeletons as decor, he's going to be disturbed.

"hey, you humans sure do hate skeletons huh?"

-PAPYRUS

Papyrus HATES scary movies. So don't expect him to watch any on Halloween.

The only Halloween movie he'll watch is The Nightmare Before Christmas. (He loves Jack Skellington [Sans will watch it too])

Papyrus loves to pass out candy to little kids and go trick or treating with Toriel and Frisk.

He, like Sans, also gets disturbed when he sees skeletons laying around. Including Jack Skellington.

Papyrus is also extremely torn between three costumes.

A vampire, a pumpkin, and Jack Skellington.

He loves to wear capes and being a vampire is just an excuse to wear a cape, look cool and attractive, and sharpen his teeth.

He thinks he looks really good in orange and that's why he wants to be a Papyrus shaped pumpkin.

And then Jack Skellington is self explanatory.

So he switches between the three costumes every year. And you're happy to dress up with whatever he chooses.

"(Y/N) LOOK! JACK'S SUIT HAS A TAIL THINGY!"

-UNDYNE

Since Undyne is a piranha, she thought it was only right that she was a pirate.

You two absolutely DECK the house in booby traps to scare little kids.

(Toriel and Frisk don't visit during Halloween)

You both think it's funny scaring the shit out of kids.

Once "passing out candy" is over, you two watch scary movies.

But if there aren't any new ones to watch, you two will go Haunted houses or Sans's party instead.

"OH! GOOD IDEA (Y/N)! WHEN THE KID WALKS ONTO OUR LAWN, THE FAKE SPIDER WILL FALL FROM THE TREE AND SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM!"

-ALPHYS

Alphys doesn't really want to participate in Halloween.

She likes to cuddle up to you when you two watch something scary.

But she's anti-social and doesn't want to pass out candy to kids or go to Haunted Houses.

The only thing she will do that involves going outside is go to Sans's party because she knows everyone there.

And the two of you dress up like mummies. Because that's the only Alphys can really agree to dressing up to.

"O-Oh! (Y-Y/n)! Friday the 13th is on! You wanna w-watch it with me?"

-METTATON

Mettaton knows he's sexy.

And what kind costume is sexy enough for Mettaton?

A vampire.

Ever since Mettaton came to the surface, he knew that vampires had a high sex appeal, and that's what he dresses up as every Halloween (he takes very good care of his costume btw).

He knows you like seeing him look so elegant too.

Mettaton wears that costume all day until he needs to recharge his battery.

You two spend the day watching monster romance movies because it's Halloween-y and he thinks they're cute.

You two don't pass out candy or go to haunted houses either, but you two do go to Sans's party.

Fashionably late of course.

To match Mettaton's sex appeal. You also to decide to dress up in something slutty. Either it be the devil, another vampire, or even a cat.

"(Y/N) DARLING, YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! GLORIOUS! RAVENOUS EVEN."

-ASGORE

Asgore, despite being able to be a fearsome king, is quite scared of Halloween.

He doesn't like getting scared and he gets scared quite easily.

More easily then he would like to admit.

So when Halloween comes around, you two just stay inside and watch comedy movies instead.

He knows you like Halloween and apologizes for getting too scared.

However, you both still dress up. Your couples costume is a demon inspired one.

"Hey. I'm sorry we can't do anything Halloween-y except for dressing up..."

-GRILLBY

Grillby doesn't care for Halloween.

He doesn't get it and he doesn't see the point.

He lets you do Halloween activities by yourself while he takes care of Grillby's

"...have fun at the party."

-MUFFET

Muffet loves Halloween. She loves every holiday, but Halloween is her favorite.

Not only does she get to make holiday themes desserts, but this is the one time of the year where monsters have feel like they belong on the surface.

She doesn't dress up, but she definitely celebrates Halloween.

"Oh dearie! Look at these cute Pumpkin Donuts I made!"

-GASTER

Gaster, like Papyrus, also really likes the Nightmare Before Christmas.

But he also likes old horror movies. Like Dracula, Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, and The Wolf Man.

Black and white movies like that.

Gaster actually was the invisible man one year for Halloween, he created an elemental formula that allowed his bones to turn invisible.

You can bet he had funny teasing you that way.

However, he did figure out a way to make himself visible again.

Like Papyrus, Gaster switches between costumes.

Gaster will either be Dracula, Jack Skellington (when Papyrus isn't dressed up as him), The Invisible Man, or Victor Frankenstein.

You two visit everyone at the party, but don't stay for long.

Once you two get home, you'll pass out candy and watch old horror movies.

"☟︎♏︎ 🙵♏︎◻︎⧫︎ ♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ◻︎❒︎□︎❍︎♓︎⬧︎♏︎! ☟︎♏︎ ♎︎♓︎♎︎ 🙵♓︎●︎●︎ ♒︎♓︎❍︎ ♋︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♏︎■︎ □︎🕯︎♍︎●︎□︎♍︎🙵!"

(Translation: He kept his promise! He did kill him at ten o'clock!)

[Hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned for more and have a good day]

[monstrousmaws]

Fire Emblem Three Houses Modern AU Headcanons: Blue Lions

(this is extremely headcanony and biased so if u disagree I absolutely get it)

Dimitri

He is the most normal of the group

No social media

Hes not up to date on trends or slang or anything so he’s often quite lost when the others talk about things

Has fairly vanillia music taste all things considered. Mostly classical music

Dedue

Haven’t thought of much for him

Dislikes it when the other kids are too unruly but WILL indulge them occasionally, like slipping “Never Gonna Give You Up” into Dimitri’s road trip playlist

Ashe

I have so much for him get ready

Hes very quiet and often mumbles into his hoodie

Wears a Blue hoodie everyday, even if it’s too hot for that

Everyone thought he was cis and straight for a long time

Nope he’s Grey-Biro Ace and Trans

Hes secretly an Emo kid

He startled everyone on the first of October showing up to class in eyeliner and an MCR T-ahirt

Listens to MCR and other Emo bands, also like music from StarKid shows

Claude finally convinced him to keep dressing Emo after October. He’s never been happier

He and Claude are dating and are very close

Autism, ALL the Autism

Into StarKid musicals and Doctor Who

Has Tumblr and Discord and that’s it

Annette

The only person in Blue Lions besides Sylvain to know about Ashe being Emo beforehand

Emo/Goth/Scene? She’s some kind of Alt fashion girlie

Also likes MCR, but has a generally more pop-y music taste

Undiagnosed ADHD

One of the school’s “Nerdy Prudes”, alongside Ashe, Marianne, Bernadetta, Ignatz, and Lindhart

Into Superwholock, but mostly into Doctor Who nowadays

also only has Tumblr and Discord

a Homestuck

Sylvian

Horny Bastard

Close friends w/ Claude and Ashe

Likes pop and rock music

No one knew he was trans until they saw him shirtless. He got top scars

Super good at video games

He’s a surprisingly decent singer

Twitter user(derogatory)

Calls Homestuck things like “Housetrapped” or “Residencerestrained” to annoy Annette

Felix

Would be an Emo if he cared enough

Listens to hard rock and metal

Gets into fights on Twitter

Drinks black coffee

Mercedes

The most religious person in her class

Went to Catholic School before she started attending her current school

Has tons of crazy stories about Catholic Schools

LOVES HORROR FILMS

Ashe once got back at her for scaring him by making her play DDLC. She loved it

A Prep

Ingrid

Uses both Twitter and Tumblr

Tries to keep her Tumblr blog a secret from her non Tumblr user classmates

Secretly REALLY into Superwholock

Also secretly a Homestuck

basically she acts all “cool” but is secretly a huge dweeb(affectionate)

fucking amazing at video games

Bisexual icon

[wiproaringreading]

A good idea for a series you love the characters or premise of and want to make into something longer than the trilogy is of course to be really good at summarizing anything important in an interesting way because people will pick it up in the middle and you might as well court them AND people might just forget things and need the reminder, nbd.

But I think a special thing about some series is no t him ish is the first entry makes you double guess and want to google "xyz series" that will fool people into thinking you are supernaturally good at summarizing episodes and reintroduce good characters. Maybe you don't need the backstory to happen in the present in the first book, maybe it just comes up bit by bit.

I only have superficial examples but Repairman Jack he almost seems to mention a previous adventure he had in a way that did seem so real like I should know. And Stephanie Plum's ex-husband, who is mentioned in the first book but appears in the third book and is very worn in as though he is always miraculously representing Plum's bounty, like a set up classic rival. But no he doesn't always work with the bounty. However Ranger and Morelli ARE set up classic meddlers. You know what I mean? It's not just abut having a strong handle on the characters and thr backstories it's about the writing.

I think it would be fun to write the first and wecond books and watch how yoj summarizing the firta book in the second, and then sacrifice a book idea to be a summary in the first book. It's not about "remember how we all met in Vietnam?" it's not even about "oh stop holding it over my head that you saved me from the haunted robo-dogs that were created from silver chain links" it's about "last week I faught these haunted robo-dogs created frlm aillver chain links. i swear i usually don't have such crazy adventures. if i see a cursed amulet im turning 360 degrees and walking away! (sees the cursed amulet) (tries to turn 180 degrees but cannot Refuse The Call) my ex saved me not rhat i would admit that outloud. if i see my ex i am running away! (sees the ahirt she's wearing) oh mama!" my new series Jewler Jack I got hung up on the amulet. Just like Jacknis gonna get hung by pearls in the thirs book of my books. Will he esacpe? Yeah but it will make you claustrophobic. And rhats the true meaning of horror to me.

[leavemetoexist]

Someone please make a t ahirt that says: "I bring a- What were you doing at the devil's sacrament?- kinda vibe to the party"

[emstefani]

You haven't proven yourself beyond getting a 5th hand t-ahirt from a fire department and getting blocked from the PD because you can't passt the physical fitness test and have shitty tattoos. Don't put the onus on us for you to prove yourself.

Firstly, speak English if you want to try and patronize me. Secondly, nobody gives a shit about any of you. Leave me alone.

It’s been two years and you still can’t leave me alone.

[gildaantognoli]

Harry’s house coachella 2022 as it was t-shirt from advantees.com This t-shirt is Made To Order, one by one printed so we can control the quality.

[mallorylaas]

(via plant seeds of love t-shirt)

[sango-blep]

Hihi saw you are looking for fluffy supercorp asks :3 supercorp halloween? Lena and Kara wearing drastically themed costumes? Lena went super scary, Kara went super cute Lena made an elaborate costume Kara is a hotdog Kara made an elaborate costume, Lena has a t-ahirt saying this is my costume 👻🎃 (>’.’)>🧡

Kara is a hotdog

[andersfels]

women's clothing is hell. men's 3x fits looser than women's 5x from the same store because women are only allowed to show off all curves at all times in skin tight fashion even if it's just a fucking t ahirt and fuck you if you're fat

[sinfulxlusts]

@feelswrvng​ for tracking from this

feelswrvng​:

Manny & Ellen

Manny had been delayed at his internship, shoulders tense and back aching from the many hours of standing on his feet. He’d been eager to return home, take a hot shower, fill his stomach before he slept for a solid twelve hours. Instead, he’d been greeted with the spectacle that was Ellen whilst cooking. A tired smile grazed his lips as he leaned against the doorway. Cake… yes, that did sound promising. “I wouldn’t, but since it’s you asking, I guess I don’t have much of a choice.” So the medical intern excused himself and returned shortly after with any and all of Ellen’s demand. The grocery bag was dumped on the kitchen island, his jacket already hanging by the rack at their entrance. The young man reached behind his head and tugged his t-ahirt until he was bare chested. “I’m desperate for a shower.  I should be back in time for delicious cake,” he shot, already stealing a serving of the topping to slide along her face. “You might wanna consider a shower too.”

@sinfulxlusts​

Ellen really did feel bad for having spilled whipped cream all over Manny. She hadn’t planned to spill it all over him ,she certainly hadn’t considering how long days he had at the internship. She just wanted to be nice and have the cake ready for the small gathering the very next day, by the time he came home so he didn’t have to worry about a damn cake. Instead, she’d spilled all the cream, and had to send him out to go buy them more heavy cream so she could fix it up again. As long as she didn’t suddenly throw whipped blood on him though, he’d probably be fine. Quickly moving to take the ingredients out of the bag and to the fridge, she got well... Distracted, when he started to strip in the middle of the kitchen. “Hmm? Shower? Yes, shower sounds good.” Distracted more than a little bit by the sight of him standing there so... God did he have to be so tempting? Was he doing it on purpose? “Wait what? No you’re not getting the cake tonight. It’s for Jess’ gathering tomorrow. You know, she is so in love with my strawberry and cream cake that she always begs me to make it, and you can’t eat it all tonight. I might have some leftover batter though?”