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tiramegtoons · 10 months
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“WOoooW,
I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEATING FROM DOWN HERE.”
“IT SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE A “THUMP” WITH A “SWOOSH.”
“That could be the abdominal aorta.. and or the one artery I forgot the name of, but it’s on the tip of m-Ehehee-“
“Snaha-atcher..!”
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“QUIET NERD, IM TRYING TO LISTEN.”
“Hee-heh- Alright, alright.. fine.”
[Sigh]
Do you ever miss being alive?
“LET’S SEE… HMMMMMMMM..
NOPE.”
“Not even a little?”
“NAH.”
“Well, you seem to enjoy it when I let you borrow my body.”
“WELL UH THAT’S-
“THAT’S DIFFERENT AND COMPLETELY UNRELATED.”
“Sure it is~” /sar
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prolibytherium · 3 months
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Akira bike sliding on a horse
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uglygirlstatus · 5 months
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i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit
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intercal · 5 months
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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds
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heartseeker · 1 year
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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
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jeejyboard · 2 months
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i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot
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rivetgoth · 7 months
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
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unbotheredmuse · 3 months
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seravph · 6 months
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We’re not making it out of this one
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donnieisaprettyboy · 3 months
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can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy
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mattel · 4 months
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GOTTMIK RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 9x03
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athousandsuns2010 · 9 months
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since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs
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intercal · 4 months
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you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories
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uglygirlstatus · 1 year
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me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe
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planefood · 3 months
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rules for thee and not for me
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captainsaltypear · 8 months
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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
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