Restoration Tex should’ve cashed in her favor with Grif and made him and Simmons do gay stuff
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“Please can I wear your hat for the photo.”
“No it’s my hat, get your own.”
“But I want your one Tex it’s nice.”
“I know it’s nice it’s mine.”
“Where is your hat.”
“Little miss England over there stole it, for a photo.”
“So go take it back.”
“I will, not right now but I will.”
“Jesus Oakley, you’re down bad.”
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A stranger crosses your path in the desert.
My monster man oc Tex. A gunslinger cowpoke.
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Listen!! I fucking love the new episode! I love Stolas's song! But the entire time I listened to it, I couldn't help but think of Tex, who wasn't paid enough to care about his bosses crazy ex. Can you imagine him texting Loona like "Hey girl, my boss made me sing a song about what a motherfucker your dad is."
And I can just imagine Loona being like "LMFAO cool."
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Been drawing some of my nextgens! More info about them under the cut! If you have questions about any of them, or anyone else in my nextgen, feel free to ask :D
Star Sweeper is Twilight and Luna's eldest daughter! She's a "pegasus" and a princess! Her talent is singing, especially lullabies, and she cannot fly due to the size of her wings
Know-It-All is Starlight and Trixie's only daughter, and she's a unicorn that knows everything. She's Sequin Sparkle's reluctant best friend
Sequin Sparkles, Rarity and Pinkie's firstborn. She's a costume designer who LOVES for her work to shine!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or Tex for short, is Applejack and Fluttershy's son. He loves horror movies, and would kill to be an actor someday - If he wasnt stuck working in this celestia-darned farm
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“Howdy”
*You look at Leah eyebrows raised slightly silently questioning why she’s wearing a cowboy hat painted in Arsenal colours
*Leah smiles brightly
“I think it might be better than yours.”
*You laugh
“Whatever helps you sleep at night darlin”
*Leah points to her hat
“Eh excuse me it so is, it’s an Arsenal cowboy hat, with my name on it”
“And that makes it better then mine”
“Eh yeah.”
*You smile
“Mine has my name on it to just on the underside not all flashy on the back”
*Leah rolls her eyes
“Will you put it on for a photo.”
*You shake your head
“Why would I put that thing on my head when I got this fine hat on it already.”
*Leah wraps her hands around your waist
“Because Tex, you love me.”
*You look at her questionably
“Do I ?”
*Leah holds your waist with one hand as her other try’s to take that hat off your head
“Come on baby for me”
*You try to fight her off, eventually you poke her in the side causing her to let go
*You make a run for it
“Oye get back here.”
*Leah tares off after you, eventually wrestling you to the ground as you laugh
“Ok now smile for the camera and can you say Yeehaw with your accent”
*You stare blankly ahead watching Leah adjust your hat on her head
“Tex please”
*You sigh and in a monotone voice with a straight face you look at the camera Arsenals social media team are holding
“Yee mother fucken haw”
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