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[letsstaytuned]

With all his shame thrown out the window, it seems his idea had worked, and Alastor stopped trying to jump his bones for the rest of the week. Even if he had to send a nude photo to make that happen, it's better than the alternative that could possibly end just like the time he had snuck up on Alastor naked.

Lucifer never wants to make Alastor that mad at him again.

During the third week, Lucifer thought it to be safer to go visit the deer. He even got a box full of some of his clothes and soft items if he needs them.

It's evening by the time he arrives at Alastor's door. He doesn't bother to knock, thinking Alastor won't open it if he believes it's a random stranger. "Al?" He called out from the living room. "Hey Bambi, you okay? I have something for you."

Even if Al isn't entirely over his 'sickness' if he did try to do something, Lucifer can easily stop him if he wants to, but he hoped it wouldn't come down to that. Going by his own heats, the 3rd week isn't as bad.

Lucifer went up to the bedroom door and gave a knock.

“Come in,” Alastor called out.

When Lucifer opened the door he would see that Alastor was wearing his light blue deer printed pajama pants that he had seen before. The deer demon had slid the shirt on when he heard Lucifer approaching and was currently buttoning it up.

“I was just about to make some tea. Would you like some?” he offered as he stood up off the bed.

While he was feeling a little more clear headed he wasn’t out of the woods yet. He felt it would be best not to be in the bedroom together.

[voodoodaaddy]

[themosthatedbeingg]

After he drops off his egg son he's going straight down to the basement with Lucifer's keys in hand. If he's going to be the king as well, then there is one duty he must complete---to kill every single retched clown.

When Alastor opens the cell, he locks it behind him to trap them with HIM. "Honk honk motherfuckers! Time to meet your maker!" With that he goes all in with teeth and claws. The only sounds that can be heard are honks and growls.

Lucifer is very very happy to have his son in his arms and curls around him like the proud dragon he is, purring and Cooing to his bby boy . That is till he hears the faint sound of clowns in distress, the tale tale sound of honks in utter pain and fury .

And then he faintly hears the snarl of his beloved, “oh dear .. “ he gets up and snaps his fingers creating a nest for their son, and sets him in it gently.

“Monty your on egg duty for a little bit “

The snake looked a bit alarmed at the prospect of protecting an egg and not eating it , “b-but sir..” and Lucifer was gone .

——

Lucifer teleported to his basement dungeon and opened the door on his own Stepping in to see the confetti and handkerchief meyham and murder , bludgeoned balloon animals laid spilled across the floor, a make shift comical large hammer was Nailed to the wall .

Other viscera and vitals languished the walls of the dungeon .

“ ughh of course this happens the one day I let Chuckles go haunt Gideon .. “ he sighed .

“Alastor!! “ he called out.

[xthedevilscircusx]

A week later, in the middle of the day, Lucifer receives an unsolicited dick pic text message. And not just any dick pic, but a very erect Radio Demon dick pic.

As promised, Lucifer had helped Charlie with some of the tasks that are normally assigned to Alastor. Currently he's taking in inventory for her while she's planning some kind of event for next week. Though it might be pushed back until Alastor is back in action.

"Geeze do we really need 80 bottles of candy sprinkles? Who's using these?" He goes to tick them off his list anyway, moving on to the next box.

Well, this still beats royal paperwork.

Just when he's digging around in another box to count some items, his phone goes off. Lucifer casually went to check the message. Within seconds he's nearly have a wheezing attack in the middle of the lobby.

"Holy macaroni!!" He clutched his chest as the clear dick pic is sent to him. How does Alastor even know how to do that? This guy is supposed to be from the 1930s! He thought even showing some ankle was scandalous!

Lucifer caught himself staring at it for more than what he should have before frantically texting him back.

ShortKing: Alastor! What are you doing?! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

[letsstaytuned]

Prances around like a deer, hopping all over the place

Alastor stays almost perfectly still, though his tail is wagging beneath his jacket and his eyes follow the king. He's resisting the urge to—

Okay, he's not resisting for very long.

He practically leaps on the king, tackling him to the floor.

[voodoodaaddy]

“Call in sick to work tomorrow cause I’m about to suck the soul out of you !!”

Alastor tilts his head slightly at that. Does Lucifer mean that he's going to exorcize his soul into the void or is he talking about sex? Maybe both. "Will this involve holy water or my dick?"

@themosthatedbeingg

[themosthatedbeingg]

"Another duck to return to your collection, my dear."

He’s always happy when Alastor is near him even more so when he has a gift in his hands and oh! This is perfect !

“Alastor ! I love it !! I really love it !” He held it close to him and reached up to pull his sinful Bambi down for a kiss .

[themosthatedbeingg]

@voodoodaaddy

Chomp!

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

♡ Alastor

❤️💗💜🧡

He loves him so much, and enjoys every moment they spend together even when they fight <3

[leonidele]

source is from @wazzi2ya

[d4ndylionn]

Considering how much of a prick Alastor is when it comes to boundaries, id say hes always been an asshole

[letsstaytuned]

@themosthatedbeingg @xthedevilscircusx

Alastor and Lucifer are taking a nap ❤️‍🩹

[ambie1049286]

Wow, been in the fandom for like a week and a half and its got me making my first ever comic 👀

Inspired by my love is mine, all mine by silverbindings

[goldsnek]

Page 19-20-21 of my Double Edged fancomic! Remember that despite everything, Luci is still the devil >:3

page 1-2-3 page 4-5-6 page 7-8-9 page 10-11-12 page 13-14-15 page 16-17-18 page 22-23-24 Feel free to tip a coffee! :)

I kindly ask you to not send me DMs about when the pages will come out, they are scheduled to come out every tuesday, thank you!

[letsstaytuned]

The egg is rolling down the hall and out the lobby door

"What??? Why??"

Charlie chases after her unborn little brother in egg form.

@voodoodaaddy @themosthatedbeingg

[letsstaytuned]

@xthedevilscircusx

You’re imagining things, Luci. :V