#tahaha

[poeticamethyst]

Feeling totally normal about this.. TANNER THE EYE BAT HELLO!?

[fionarara]

omg fifi i loved your dissertation on my selfship answers 😭 let’s talk about it!!

Taka having to grow up raising two sisters seems to be a dead giveaway to his ability to be patient!! mana and luna probably had their share of mood swings, pouty episodes, etc. not to mention, boy seems to be pretty familiar with depression and crazy family issues (bc of the shiba’s). i’m the type of person who would constantly give him an “out” because i go through waves of emotion sometimes, but GODDAMMIT Taka is just that type to keep holding your hand, rub your back, help you take a breath… how is one person so fkn composed?! 😭 he’d make your your favorite meal and run you a bath— man does he make little butterflies flap around in my stomach 😵‍💫😩

i also love that you love my tickle headcanon for Shuji. yk this guy being such a hardened delinquent and probably kept everyone at an arms length at all times, imagine his shock when you wiggle your hands into his sides and he jumps like two feet in the air like “what the fuck was that” and i just… personally i feel like he deserves to laugh and be a giggly goofy guy 🥲

and don’t EVER apologize for saying a lot bc i also have a lot to say about all these fine ass gang members 😌🤭

♡♡♡ EVERYBODY LISTEN UP ! I WANT IT SPREAD FAR AND WIDE ACROSS THIS FANDOM THAT SIN AND PUNISHMENT HAVER AKA HANMA SHUJI IS A CANON TICKLISH BISH (affectionate), little tickly fingers are his achilles heel which he has gone thru great lengths to hide, has spent a considerable amount of time trying to do so—not even kisaki knows—the only person that does know is the one he's dating,,, and whenever you do end up finding out that very first time, he just pounces you, wild and wide-eyed, pinning you to the couch. one playful tatted hand is clamped over your giggly mouth and his other has a tense singular index finger bolted up and out where it's then pointedly directed down at your face, while you're giddy and squirming beneath him, as he gleefully glowers down at you, it's a goofy lil threat, "—but don't you dare tell a fuckin soul ! " and oh mitsuya definitely has the best soft dom game out of the TR-verse, ~aftercare master extraordinaire~ ,,, only closely rivaled by draken's game, buuut tbh that's probably why they were bffs from way back ^_^ u know when they both had mohawks together ? they like gravitated toward each others' energy bc they have v similar nurturing dispositions\tendencies and sensed it in each other like finding your kin in the wild, since YEA they actually both grew up around vulnerable females, taka w his baby sisters, ken in the brothel, but i digress,,,lalala no no, rly, lex u speak big truths about mitsuya's love language: huge ACTS OF SERVICE guy, and when he's done running you a bath he will even brush the tangles out of your damp hair so gently because he is so practiced at it, please he fucking LIVES for that soft labor. . + .

[citations-taha-hassine-ferhat]

Les citations de Taha-Hassine FERHAT 10

[saturnzskyzz]

The couple that fights the most among the members might be Taehyung and Jimin.

So when they fight, will it turn into a tickle war?

It could be a funny and cute story and please switch the two. And please let things happen in the car.

(so the tickle fight should be in the car)

Lee; taehyung jimin

Ler; taehyung jimin

AAH! I love this idea, thank you! 🙏

I'm sorry for how short it's going to be, my apologies!

Nonetheless, enjoy reading! :]

(The photo of vmin I added below will be the target of discussion for starting this fanfic so you all aren't confused by where this is starting. *context, the photo was taken in a car*)

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Taglist(I couldn't remember who else wanted to be tagged, but if you want to be tagged in these fics, then just let me know!)

@btspopperssg @cookiegirlsstuff

Car ride shenanigans

Taehyung, Jimin, Hoseok, and Yoongi were all in a car heading back to their dorm after a long day of recording a RunBTS episode. It had everyone quite exhausted and all wanted a peaceful drive back home before having to wake up to do rehearsal's with their new comeback single.

Taehyung, though tired and already drifting off to rest, wanted to take a photo with Jimin real fast to savor the moment.

"Wait, Jimin! Let me take it again, the lighting doesn't look quite right!" taehyung said after scoping out the photo he had just took of him and the older.

"What do you mean, Tae? It looks fine." jimin tried to lighten the mood by reassuring him since Taehyung always does this when taking pictures in the car.

Tae, however, was not buying it so he deleted the photo and tried again by holding up the phone once more, motioning Jimin to chime in at any moment. But Jimin only looked at the younger in disbelief.

"Hey!- I'm not doing it again, Tae. Why'd you delete it?" Jimin argued, crossing his arms. He quite liked the silly atmosphere of the photo, yet was baffled that it no longer registered in Taehyung's phone.

"What do you mean? I didn't like it, now get in frame!" Tae said, grabbing at Jimin's shirt to pull him in frame, but he only got a stubborn Jimin, and a few pokes to get him to dislodge the offending hand off his shirt.

"Hehehey!" Taehyung began to panickly giggle, now dropping his arm with the camera to rest it on one of his legs while he used his other hand to block out the pokes, yet failed, from Jimin.

"I'm sorry Taehyung, but you're not getting another photo with me in this exact car tonight. You had your chance." Jimin then launched both hands to attack the younger's sides out of playfullness now, enjoying the scene either way.

"AAH!- Jihihimin! Quhuhuit ihihit!" Taehyung begged, trying to grab at the attacking hands, but Jimin was precise on moving his hands quickly to catch Taehyung off guard.

"This is what you get for deleting that masterpiece of a photo!" Jimin said, never recioling his attack.

Ohoh, Taehyung did not take that one bit.

"Fihihihine! Hahahave it yohohour wahahay!" Taehyung said, now darting his hands at Jimin's sides to catch the older by surprise.

Jimin, startled by the touch, retreated his hands to grab at the offending fingers by the wrists, trying desperately, yet failing, to push them away.

"NOHOhohoho! Tahahae, Stahahahap!" Was really all Jimin could say before dissolving in sweet, high-pitched giggles.

"NOHOho! Yohou're the one whoho started this mess!" Taehyung bit back, laughing at the fact that Jimin's giggles always seem to catch Tae's amusement. His giggles are contagious, it's no lie here. Even Hoseok and Yoongi chuckled here and there upon hearing the both of their frantic giggling. It's normal for them to bicker, and poke fun at with each other.

"Hohow about you two take the photo once more, and if one of you disagrees again, then no more photos, deal?" Yoongi suggested.

Tae stopped his offending hands, yet still holding onto Jimin's sides to throw the poor dude off.

"Yoongi.. I'mma be real, that was a boring, yet logical answer from you." Tae answered honestly. He saw Yoongi's eye dart up to look at him from the rear view mirror, causing Tae immediately regret his choice of words.

"I'm tickling the shit out of you when we get home, Tae." Yoongi said in a low, monotone and calm voice all at the same time to make Tae nervous. All the while, Jimin, who was enjoying too much of his predicament, quite liked Yoongi's idea.

"Whahatever wohohorks! Ihihi just want Tahae's hands ohohoff me!" Jimin said, still trying to break free from Taehyung.

"Well, if only you had taken another photo with me, then maybe you wouldn't be in this predicament!" Taehyung emphasized the 'be' by digging his hands into Jimin's armpits. This threw Jimin in a loop of hysteria.

"HAHAHAHA! T-TAEHEHEHEHE! NOHOHOAHAHAH!" Jimin sinked into his chair as best as he could, given that he was still strapped with the seatbelt, and shook his head from side to side. The feeling was unbearable.

"Guys?! Eh-? Ugh! Soho much for MY ihidea!" Yoongi giggled, defeated. He glanced at them both, using the rear view once again, and saw the wholesome scene before him for just a split second. Maybe they could go on a bit more.

"THAHAHAHATS IHIHIT!" Jimin, however fatigued, used all his strength to move his arms to latch onto Tae's armpits, to throw him off guard, resulting in Tae to forfeit his hands with a screech.

"nahahAHAHA! *hic* whihihiHIHIHI?!" Taehyung panicked. The way they were both seated before, was now switched from Tae being on the upper hand, to now being sinked into his seat, with Jimin shuffling to appear bigger and taller to intimidate Tae.

"Wehelp.. At least they aren't actually fighting back there, yeah?" Hoseok said, reassuring Yoongi while having himself turned to look at the two's chaos.

"..You're right. At least they aren't harming each other, that's good enough for me to continue driving." Yoongi agreed, then turning on the music radio to pan out the rest of Tae's boisterous laughter.

Yup, this is going to go on for the whole car ride..

[hoon4prez]

tahaha hello i know you dont care but im really sorry for posting and then going missing for weeks then posting again 😭😭 im a really fuckin inconsistent person and consistency is a big problem for me but now im prolly gonna be even more inactive bcuz school starting and this shit is NOT playing 💔💔 truly , ner

[joocomics]

so hey first off hru pokie ily i love your blog i lit just wanted to say i like seungmin tahaha 🔥🔥 omfg if i sound dry asf im so sorry school drained all the personality and humor out of me 😭😭

hello there boo!! tysm for being here i appreciate it 🫶🏼 i’m good, hope you’re doing well too!

you don’t tho!! but sending a little message like this makes me happy enough hehe no worries~ take care of yourself and here’s some cute seungmin to uplift ur mood <3

[il0veyoujk]

Just imagine 1 S2

You are stretching in the training room, before the last rehearsal.

You have opened your legs and touched your toes when you feel soft fingers touching your sides unexpectedly.

"Agh!" you squeal and fall on your back, only to see the three youngest singers smiling at you warmly "Hi y/n!" Taeyhung grins his famous boxy smile and pokes your cheek softly.

"Let us help you stretch y/n/n!" Junkook kindly offers and immediately puts his cold hands on your sides to push you a little more.

However, you just squeal and pull your elbows back to protect your secretly ticklish sides. Unfortunately for you though, this doesn't go unnoticed by the three, who are now smirking wider than ever "Oh-uh" says Jimin "I think someone's ticklish" he teased in a sing-song voice, making you blush a deep shade of red.

"Nohoho I am not!" you try to save yourself from the upcoming attack, but you don't do much. In the next second, three pairs of fingers are pinning you down and tickling the life out of your poor armpits, tummy, and sides.

"AGH NAHAHAO STOHOHOP AHAHA!" you shriek and thrash around unstoppably, trying to wiggle away, but your hysterical laughter is weakening you moment by moment.

"Awww y/n/n! You are so so cute! Coochie coochie coo!" Jungkook smirks and bents down to blow a long raspberry, shaking his head in your tummy to make everything tickle a lot more.

Your laughter increases an octave the moment his lips touch your skin. And as if this isn't enough, Taehyung is mercilessly squeezing your sides and Jimin is torturing with his blunt nails your soft armpits unstoppable, not washing off the amused grin "You should have told us how ticklish you are, you little ticklish cutie! We would have the pleasure to see you like this every single day!" Taehyung exclaimed happily.

If your eyes could widen, they would. But they cannot! You'll have to go through this every single day?! You are going to die, for sure!

"We could do this all day! You seem to love it! You don't seem to wanna go anywhere!" Jimin giggles as he is now drawing circles with his thumbs on your hollows.

"NO NO NAHAHAHAO PLEAHAHAHASE NOT THAHAHAT GUYS! AH! TAHAHAE NO!!! NAHAHAT THE SIDES!" your begging is a little useless now you have fallen into the hands of the three tickle monsters.

I guess you'll have to stay like this for a looooong time, cause the maknaes don't seem to want to let you go any time soon... You are too ticklish for your own good after all!

Sooooo I decided to bring back the Just Imagine series after three years! Please send me whatever you wanna see in those 15 mini-imagines of Season 2! Season 3 will probably come in 2023! ❤️

The idea is inspired by the request of an anon. I am so sorry I didn't have time to make this an actual ff, but I really hope you like this, nonnie :(

[startersword]

🌻 u have kin assigned me a few over the course of our friendship but you see... my memory loss. also i like to see all of your swordguys :)

HAAAAI DECLAN!!!!!!! I GOT YOU I assign youuu:

Sasanuki!!!! Dialogue under the cut!

"I was named Sasanuki because I cleaved through bamboo leaves. Handed down the Satsuma Kabayama clan, I'm the oldest Naminohira school masterpiece... or well, that's what they say about me, but at first I guess I'd ended up different than how my smith had envisioned me. He even said "Oh what a failure" and threw me in the bamboo thickets, "Oh how uncanny" and threw me in the sea, tahaha... But well, don't people say that changing your environment encourages growth? Unlike a certain someone, I'd like to stay unprejudiced."

"For things like this, not sweating the details too hard is the trick."

"No matter what it might be, I'll finish this in one strike."

[sasukesun]

Ur such a pos for teelling others to kill themselves u disgusting narcissist tahaha ur sooo funni…not bitch kill yourself first cunt ugly ass piece of cunt shit ugly ass whore kill yourseld DIE worthless worthless ugly ugly ugly get it just dieee and grow up ur not superior and yes kishi said they are not gay so stop forcing ur opinion down his throat cmon he fucking wrote the story why dont u ask him why he is so fucking fake and get on w it but noo u rather stay a pussy and create a fantasy world where they are gay wtttf grow up u stupid motherfucking crazy cunt they are not gay and u just have to deal w it u child woman gay is not some superior shit compared to the normals and yes they are not gay just fucking accept that the story is shit for homosexual people or jzst in general has shit writing like hp and live in reality thanks bc its laughable how much ppl simp pver this shit storyline cmoon everyone hates it in reality its shittt and there are way better mediums out there and you know it so why even wtf crazy and btw i‘m as serious as u were w calling me a cunt and telling me to die sooo 🔪

this is so unserious pls 😭 kill yourself goofy ass cunt bonk bonk 🤡

[sunshine-splash-0173]

<goodbye everyone>

<i know we'll meet again>

<not tomorrow but another day>

<if you ever see a rainbow>

<just think of me>

<and all the fun times we had together on this special day>

<don't cry because it's over>

<smile because it happened>

<see ya!>

<tahaha~>

[cammyoungblood]

Wait… you’re probably right. These ccs are probably slut charming dream

LET DREAM BE A SLUT IN PEACE! BACK IN MY DAY, I COULD FUCK A DIFFERENT GUY EVERY WEEKEND AND GHOST HIM. YEAH IT'S TOXIC BUT LIKE STREAMER LIKE FAN I GUESS TAHAHA

[duckapunch]

I swear this isn't against someone in specific but the short hight tone "tahaha" that some people have as a laugh, is the most punchable sound there is, no I don't mean the people, but that specific way of laughing is just so punchable, those three syllables are lucky I haven't yet developed the ability to punch soundwaves.

[nimenim]

get you someone who looks at you the same way Daniel looks at Sungwoon

[someone1348]

Alrighty!! This one is for my great friend @sleepy--anon you are the best! So enjoyyyy hehe

People in this: ler!Tommy and Lee!Tubbo (PLATONIC!!)

Tw: mild cursing

Plot!: Tubbo is in a mega lee mood and needs his best friends help

This is so soft pleaseee! Ah!

Clingyduo Surpemecy

Anywaysss! With all that being said enjoyyyy :]

___________~☆°♡°☆°♡°☆~______________

And IM the Clingy one

Tubbo woke up his face already red as a cherry whole body tingling as he became suddenly fully aware of the tiny threads of his clothes tickling him

He curled up trying to contain giggles as his mind raced with the thought of being wrecked and teased till he was nothing but a giggly puddle on the floor.

Days like these were rare for Tubbo but when they came they hit hard and today was one of those days. He lightly squeaked and let out breathy giggles as he tried to get up kicking his legs and covering his face in the process

He needed to be tickled and he needed it now.

He didn't even need to debate on his options, even though there was plenty of great lers around he knew who he wanted to ler him today and he was gonna find him no matter how long it took.

When the bee boy gained his giggly balance he rushed out the door to find his best friend.

"Were is heeeee" Tubbo whined running around the smp. From the grassy hills, tall towers and mineshafts he searched

As he rounded the corner of an abandoned mine he spotted the blonde himself mining away at some coal.

"TOMMY!" Tubbo rammed full charge headbutting his best friends back playfully making the taller of the two to stumble forward droping his pickaxe in the process.

"Tubbo! What the hell man! Warn me next time!" He picked up his pick as tubbo smiled

"I did i shouted 'TOMMY!'"

The blonde narrowed his eyes before laughing a bit at his best friends chaos. He could never be mad at Tubbo.

'Time for step two!'

He wrapped his arms around the boys middle from behind resting his head on his back as the disc lover squirmed a bit to try and look at his best friend

"Whahat are you doing Tubbo" Tommy smiled enjoying how silly and clingy he was acting.

The smaller shrugged "comfy"

"And IM the Clingy one" Tommy joked going back to mining

"HEY! You ARE the Clingy one" Tubbo sticked his tounge out as Tommy smiled and rolled his eyes.

'Dammit thats not working! Step three it is then!'

He got off of Tommy and repeatedly poked him, on his back, cheek, back of his head, arm, to annoy him

"Tommyyyy~, Tommmyy!, Big T, Disc boy, T-man-"

Tommy ignored the brunette's attempts to annoy him, he knew exactly what was going on, he was in a bad lee mood and because he's Tommy he was gonna make the wait oh so worth it.

"Mr inittt~, Tommmyy"

"Yes Tubbo?" Tommy said not even batting an eye at the lee hearing him lightly sigh Tommy smirked.

The said lee gripped onto the back of his best friends classic red and white shirt.

"Tommyyyyyyy" Tubbo whined

"Yes Tubbo?~"

"Tickle me dammit!!"

Tommy's smirk only grew as he turned to face his Tubbo towering over him.

"As you wish big man" He sat on a nearby rock and lifted Tubbo up and into his lap

"Ee!"

"I hahavent even touched you yet!"

"Oh shut up asshole"

Tommy fake gasped "I'm truly offended tubbo, looks like you didn't want my help after all" he teased the brunette who immediately jumped up clinging onto his shirt

"No wait please Tommy! I didn't mean it! I cant! I neeeed ti-AH!!"

"I was just teasing you Tubbs" he said giggling a bit with the lee as he tickled his sides and tubbo came crashing down back onto his lap curling up on himself.

"NAhahAhaAha! TOHOmmyHehe!"

"Yes big man?, what's wrong? You wouldn't happen to be,,,Ticklish would you Tubbo?" He teased him moving passed his ribs to his underarms, Tubbo's arms slammed down as he giggled

"Ihihihim nohohohot tihihi- im nohot that! Thahats for babies!" He said stubbornly provoking wanting more tickles.

"Oh Yeah?~ lets test it then sha'll we"

"Nononono TOMMY WHAIHIHIT HEHEHEHEHE"

Tubbos knees came in curling up as Tommy clawed at his stomach which the boy knew was his death spot.

"A-HEHEHEY AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

He shook his head back and forth the brunette locks flowing over his face as he laughed taking in all the ticklish shocks flowing throughout his body.

"Hmm should i get your giggle buttonnn~ i think im gonna press itttt~" Tommy baby talked the small boy in his lap loving every minute of it.

"NOHOHOHO NO PREEHEHESS!"

"Yes press"

He dipped a finger into his bellybutton wiggling it around as tubbo squealed at a pitch you didn't think was possible.

"EEEE! TAHAHA HAHAHAHA TOMMY!!! HAHAHAHAHA NAHAHA EEHEHE IHIHIHIT TICKLES IT TICKLES HAHAHAHAHA"

"That it does Tubbo! Tickletickletickletickle!" The blonde said as he continued tickling his bellybutton

"TAHAHAHA!" Tubbo said not even getting his name out over the laughter his mind clouded with the ticklish sensations

Tommy laughed lightly with him and stopped giving Tubbo a minute to breathe, giggly breathes flow out of his mouth till he regained himself

"Premisson to do the grand finale?" Tommy asked smiling at Tubbo as tubbo gave him a nod.

Tommy took a big breath in and blew a raspberry over the bee lovers belly button.

"EEEEEE! HAHA-"

The rest of his laughter flew out of him as he uncurled himself and rested for a bit in Tommy's lap.

"You good tubbs? Did i go to far?"

"It was perfect Tommyinnit, thank you"

"Anytime T-bo Anytime you need me im here, for anything not just tickles which i will always happily deliver to you big man" he poked his side as Tubbo giggled

"Tommyyyy"

"I'll finish mining Tommrow come on I'll carry you back and you can stay at my place"

"Sounds good" Tubbo said in his sleepy state his eyes slowly closing as he began drifting off.

Tommy smiled brightly at his Tubbo as his heart squeezed (platonically) at how adorable he was sometimes lifting him up carrying under his legs as tubbo wrapped around his front falling asleep on the blondes shoulder.

"I love you Tubbo, you're the best dont you ever forget it" Tommy said softly to the sleeping man

"I love you too big man!"

"You were awake!?!"

Tubbo evilly laughed

"Barley but i heard ya'"

Tommy growled and blushed from embarrassment

"Oh and tommy, I'll get you back for this"

"What!?! Why? You came to ME for tickles"

"Because i can"

Tommy sighed and laughed a bit

"Go to bed big man, i got you"

"M'night Tommy"

"Night Tubbo, Sleep well"

Tubbo smiled before drifting off to a deep sleep on Tommy's shoulder as the two went off back home.

Today was a good day.

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Hehe this was so fun to write! I hope you all enjoyed it! :] <3

[persy-the-nugget]

Has anyone else herd the song oh na by ty Dolla $ign? This is kinda connected to my other post about suga tendo kuroo and bo but anyway, I always picture these four singing it. Kuroo's Part would definitely be wiz khalifa, suga Would be the weekend, Bokuto would be Ty Dolla $ign at first and then Tendou would be Ty Dolla $ign in the third verse. I don't know why my brain does this but here's what I mean:

MINORS PLEASE DON'T INTERACT well I tried warning: cussing out the boonky hole and sexual themes.

This song ain't mine

[Intro: bokuto & tendou]

Tahahaha

I got a lotta cash

I don't mind spending it

Tahaha, yeah

Tendou on the beat, ho

[Verse 1: kuroo]

I'ma smoke this joint, then I'ma break you off

I'd be lying if I said you ain't the one

All these tattoos in my skin, they turn you on

Lotta smokin', drinkin'—that's the shit I'm on

Heard you not the type that you take home to Mom

Is we fucking when we leave the club, or nah?

I ain't spending cash for nothing, I wanna see you take it off

I'ma pop this bottle, you gon' give me brain, or nah? (Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah)

[Verse 2: suga]

Do you like the way I flick my tongue, or nah? (Or nah)

You can ride my face until you're drippin' cum (Drippin' cum)

Can you lick the tip then throat the dick, or nah? (Can you do it babe?)

Can you let me stretch that pussy out, or nah? (Or nah, or nah)

I'm not the type to call you back tomorrow

But the way you wrapping 'round me is a problem

Ain't nobody tryna save you, baby, get that paper

Probably got a lot of other bitches owe you favors

Pussy so good, had to save that shit for later

Took her to the kitchen, fucked her right there on the table

She repping XO to the death (Ooh, yeah)

I'm tryna make these bitches sweat (Ooh, yeah)

I'm tryna keep that pussy wet (Ooh, yeah)

I'm tryna fuck her and her friends (Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah)

[Pre-Chorus: Bokuto & Suga]

You gon’ run it for these hunnids, girl, or nah?

Show me, is you really 'bout your money, girl, or nah?

Don't play with a boss, girl, take it all (Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah)

Took her for a real one, you gon' get it all (Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, oh, yeah)

[Chorus: Bokuto & suga]

Is you really 'bout your money, or nah? (Or nah, nah)

Can you really take dick, or nah? (Or nah, nah)

Can I bring another bitch, or nah? (Or nah, nah)

Is you with the shits, or nah? (Or nah, nah)

Or nah, or nah

Would you ride for a n----, or nah? (Ooh, yeah, nah)

Would you die for a n----, or nah? (Or nah)

Would you lie to a n----, or nah?

Or nah, or nah

Can you really take dick, or nah? (Nah)

Can I bring another bitch, or nah? (Or nah, nah)

Is you with the shits, or nah?

Or nah, or nah (Or nah)

Would you ride for a n----, or nah? (Or nah, or nah)

Would you die for a n----, or nah? (Or nah, or nah, no)

Would you lie to a n----, or nah?

Or nah

[Verse 3: Tendou]

Gi—Girl, make that ass clap for young Dolla Sign (Dolla Sign)

You already know my money go a long time (Yeah)

I could slide for it, like Nelly (Like Nelly)

I'ma go as far as you let me (Yeah, yeah)

Girl, is you sucking me and fucking me, or nah?

Can I bring another bitch? Let's have a threesome (Oh, yeah)

Keep saying you's a freak—you gon' prove it, or nah? (Grits or nah) (Yeah)

His bitch keep looking at me, she choosin', or nah? (On this dick or nah)

You's a ride-or-die chick, you with the shit, or nah? (The shit or nah)

Say you not a side bitch, you all-in, or nah? (All-in or nah)

You gon' make them eggs cheesy with them grits, or nah? (Grits or nah)

Can you do it like that on this dick, or nah? (Oh, yeah)

[Pre-Chorus: Bokuto]

You gon’ run it for these hunnids, girl, or nah?

Show me, is you really 'bout your money, girl, or nah?

Don't play with a boss, girl, take it all

Took her for a real one, you gon' get it all (Oh, yeah)

[Chorus: Bokuto]

Is you really 'bout your money, or nah? (Nah)

Can you really take dick, or nah? (Nah)

Can I bring another bitch, or nah?

Is you with the shits, or nah?

Or nah, or nah

Would you ride for a n----, or nah? (Nah)

Would you die for a n----, or nah? (Or nah)

Would you lie to a n----, or nah?

Or nah, or nah

Can you really take dick, or nah? (Nah)

Can I bring another bitch, or nah? (Nah)

Is you with the shits, or nah?

Or nah, or nah (Or nah)

Would you ride for a n----, or nah? (Nah)

Would you die for a n----, or nah? (No)

Would you lie to a n----, or nah?

Or nah

😐

[via-the-ghoul]

“Oh my, I was... not expecting to see you again, after all these years. I thought you died.”

“Aw, my dear doctor, just as calm as you always were, tahaha! I was hoping I wouldn’t see you here though.”

“...”

“We’ve got to get out of this place! How am I to reclaim what is mine if I am stuck in such a horrible prison as this?! I doubt you’re allowed to continue your work either!”

“Correct. But in all due time, I believe everything will work out. In times like these, I tend to find the sick, and-“

“You are... waiting for things to change? To go back to normal? Just... waiting?”

“Well, I do need to make sure this foundation trusts me-“

“You... do not know how long it’s been, do you?”

“I-“

“CENTURIES SPENT TRAPPED IN THIS GODFORSAKEN PLACE, TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT TO CONTINUE MY FUN, AW DARLING, YOU MUST NOT UNDERSTAND. I CANNOT BLAME YOU, IT’S BEEN A MEER YEAR FOR YOU, BUT THESE PEOPLE NEVER GIVE UP. I’M NOT ONE TO GIVE GIVE UP EITHER, YOU KNOW THAT VERY WELL DEAR DOCTOR. BUT YOUR IDEA OF... WAITING, IT’S RATHER SILLY. AW, HOW I WISH I COULD GET OUT AND FIND MY WAY BACK HOME, BUT THIS FOUNDATION IS AS STUBBORN AS I AM... ITS HARDER TO GET THEM TO CRACK THAN YOU THINK.”

“...”

“Oh my, I do appear to have have lost myself a bit. Forgive me, I do not wish to shout. At you, anyway. Hold me. Oh I missed you holding me.”

(Hi SCP fandom, did you miss me?)