#tarkintok

[thegeekylady52]

one of "those" tiktoks spreading the MSE-6 And Men agenda was not on my 2024 bingo card but it really feels like it should've been

[spicysucculentz]

it always gets me that people are still just now finding out about tarkin being gay and hooking up w stormtroopers meanwhile I’ve been plagued with that knowledge since the dark days of tarkintok iykyk

[hashtagloveloses]

Have you heard the new Lenny Kravitz song called TK421??

i just watched the video and ive never laughed so hard in my life oh my god tarkintok ANTHEM

[ellie-you-idiot]

I’m sorry the fact that y’all are thirsting over Tarkin is TOO MUCH for me

[everything-is-gay-and-im-sad]

fuck tarkin. and not in the tk-421 way.

[bal-kote--darasuum-kote]

Have any of you guys been on tiktok lately? Like it’s always a shitshow but I’ve been exposed to this thing called “tarkintok” recently and let me just tell you that I Hate It Here.

[lbelleofficial]

Watching new hope again and only being able to think about of MSE-6 and men is one of the most frustrating experiences I've ever had

[rwoh]

Tarkintok lives rent free in my brain now

[grandmofftarkinsuggestions]

(girl (gn) help what the fuck is tarkintok. is it just tiktok kiddies thirsting over tarkin and talking about his canon queerness. i am a young grandpa. i am not up to date on ya'll's shenanigans.)

[hashtagloveloses]

Is this about how the new Star Wars canon had it established in a short story that the reason Tarkin was the last one to enter the room in that one scene was that he was having sex with a stormtrooper? The same one whose armour Luke would steal to rescue Leia?

yes. yes that is the essence of tarkintok. yes the cultural impact of glen weldon's "of MSE-6 and men," the semi-satirical yet mostly canonical story from the "from a certain point of view" short story anthology, canonized that tarkin used a mouse droid to sext a stormtrooper and had a jacuzzi on the death star

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s you. you’re the fucker responsible for tarkintok.

SHIT THEY FOUND ME

[hashtagloveloses]

YOU WILL NEVER LIVE DOWN TARKINTOK MUAHAHAHAHA

i never will

[rwoh]

Rupalp’s podrace bingo card/drinking game take your pick

this is gonna be a running list it’s all I can think of atm I may take things out or add based on more listening 

can be played as either a drinking game (BE CAREFUL) or a bingo game

( @elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey )

“I hate it here” double points/shots for “I love it here”

klaudia mentions maul

Eli vanto

someone gets sent to the chyss ascendancy

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a completely separate franchise/media piece is mentioned and they go off on a tangent (sailor moon gets double)

rexsaw

rogue one is mentioned at all

klaudia does a bad british accent

Cody is mentioned outside of codywatch (double points/shots for codywan)

hondo

someone puts something in the chat and the listeners can’t see it

a new ship is introduced

rainbow capitalism mentioned/mouse droid/anything related to tarkintok

Kyle ron (pronounced exactly as that)

I added all the ones they mentioned and some of my own