#tea fortress 2

[technicalgator]

Doing your research before stating information as fact can make a world of a difference.

[gophergal]

hi hello he has metal on his tibs what else do I say

[iaminsideyourwalls]

i did et

My fem medic and @ozianthus-arts's fem medic gushing about their big butch gfs.

Ps! Ozias's art is amazing and when they have a commission slot open you all should go commission them!!

[professormanul]

I AM BACK.. here, have a pyro :]

[gracefireheart]

Pyro and Heavy getting ready for a tea party 🫖

[doobnnoob-tf2]

Let’s say the mercenaries had a mission that required them to stay awake for the entire night. How would each of them handle it? (AKA: How do the mercs do when sleep-deprived?) ☕️

this is in order of best handled, to worst handled

Sniper: as long as he has coffee and time to take a nap beforehand, he's good to go. it won't even bother him in the slightest, his sleep schedule is fucked anyway. but he can quickly get it back to normal enough

Spy: he's used to taking jobs that require him to get up and go whenever, and sometimes with little warning. he'd be tied with Sniper, however he can't stop himself from complaining about it under his breath regardless of how well he can handle it

Heavy: it won't bother him at all, he handles it with stride. though it becomes clear that the longer and longer the night drags on, the more and more stoic he seems. and it becomes clear that he's tired and probably getting grouchy but he's just not letting it show. he won't speak or listen to anyone, and the moment the mission is over he's pushing past everyone to get right to bed

Engineer: he's had plenty of nights where he's just stayed up the whole time to work on a project, and not realize how late it was until he realizes the sun is rising. the only problem for him is it definitely takes a toll on him after, and he's very sluggish and tired the whole next day

Soldier: he can handle the job very well, without complaint and without even seeming drowsy the whole time he's doing it. the issue is the moment it's over, he'll probably fall asleep on his feet while he's being briefed on how the mission went

Demoman: he thinks he can handle it fine, and he says he can every time with full confidence. but every time, he starts falling asleep on the job midway through it. constantly jolting back upright, forgetting conversations while they're happening, and eventually just forgetting the whole mission entirely

Medic: he's been working on a formula to prevent the need for sleep, temporarily of course. only for nights he really wants to stay up and work (which is most nights). so he handles it quite well, the only reason he's not at the top is because he only handles it well until he doesn't. and when he doesn't, he doesn't. he's cranky, and that's about to be everyone else's problem

Pyro: they simply can't stay up overnight. at some point, they're gonna fall asleep on the job and there's nothing that can be done to stop it from happening

Scout: not a chance does this end well. the best outcome is he just falls asleep on the job, and someone else just takes over for him. the worst outcome is he can't. he does not handle being sleep deprived well, and becomes extremely cranky and easily agitated. they only tried giving him a nightshift twice, he fell asleep the first time and so they tried giving it to him again and that's when they were introduced to what Scout Without Sleep was like and decided never again

[scuntactivities]

Drew my scout loadout :)

[renthewerecatboi]

pls stimboard of this blu spy nerd🥺✨️✨️

(You can interp it on ur own on what fits best)✌️

oo yay! stimboard request! this guy kinda gives me, sweet nerdy detective vibes, so

📖 . 🔎 . 📖 💙 . ♠️ . 💙 📖 . 🍵 . 📖

[boimann]

Ooooo what are your thoughts on HeavyMedicEngie? Frankly, it's chaos in a bottle. You have two guys that are seemly sane but really, under that skin is utter bloodlust and one guy who's out n proud about it

They would kill with eachother <3

ooh!! ok i think that while all three of them are smart when engie and medic are together they basically taunt each other into doing stupid shit, like trying to see if medic can get away with stealing one of spy's lungs without him noticing. they do this because they think it's funny.

those two are both hella childish in my eyes engie just hides it better than medic.

so ye it would be kind of chaos for heavy (even tho sometimes he joins in on the tomfoolery)

plus engie and medic are both kind of hyper so the dinamic would probably be two rabid chihuahuas jumping around a napping mastiff.

medic would probably be the most openly affectionate one physically and verbally, engie would shower his partners with gifts and and heavy would be king of spending quality time with his partners.

since both engie and medic spend a lot of time working together heavy just likes to take care of them like carrying them to bed when they fall asleep in their labs and reminding them to eat and stuff.

over all I think they would be a very loving and functional polycule but on the battlefield god help anyone who crosses their way because they WILL tear that poor soul to shreds

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: Why are you drinking? 

Demo: Oh, I drink when I’m depressed. 

Scout: But, Demo, you’re always drinking?

Demo: *smug grin*

[jevilowo]

Right I've decided I need to expand the Heavypyro collection on ao3 quick someone give me a prompt

[demonir]

I will not offer you context for this, just take it

[busterpointisdead]

[orangedragon98]

We made it during streaming! A little doodle sketch It's redraw! The first screenshot is original and the second is mine! I leave for you reference where it's all from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oknVlssJ2eg&ab_channel=G_guy It's one of my favorite animations! I know, I know it's not our usual tk content! But I... ughm... Can imagine that mercs standing in front you, tied on the chair!

[shoppinginacart]

my friends wanted me to draw their winter loadouts having a teaparty

it's also an insult to tables everywhere how the fuck do i draw a table

[argrtagrhrgrggrgrgr]

One of my friends had accidentally bestowed this glorious vision upon me and now I simply have to share this doodle everywhere