#techbur

[kastelofglass333]

Princebur beloved <33

This was an art made for my friend (who shall remain anonymous), but the original version of this character is from my AU where Wilbur is a spoiled prince who was bethroted to an Emperor of the neighbouring country to seal the alliance set between them. At first Wilbur is very much against losing his freedom to a half-piglin brute, but he quickly realises that Emperor Technoblade is much different than the rumours paint him…

(Btw the art has nothing to do with the creator wilbur soot. Fuck that bitch. The character in the picture is inspired by c!wilbur, but is heavily altered to match the AU.)

[cherryskeletoncake]

Techno and ghostbur. When your dead frend only remembers the ‘good times’ you had, and they come to hunt you about it constantly.

[iinoyb]

Wilbur watches Techno's suspicious stance and guarded expression with an amused smile, slowly circling around him. "You're wondering why I haven't killed you, aren't you? Why I brought you aboard as my prisoner instead of throwing you to the sharks?" He stops in front of Techno, reaching out to uncross his arms and grip his wrists. "It's simple, really. I have other plans for you."

Techno doesn't move, allowing Wilbur to take his wrists in either hand. "What kind of plans?"

This man has boarded his vessel and killed his crew. Even if Techno could arm himself, he has nowhere to run. Wilbur's boat, The Crow's Call, is in the middle of the ocean right now. So he knows very well the position he's in.

Wilbur smirks at and pulls Techno closer, their faces inches apart. His voice drops to a lower tone. "The kind where you become mine. My prisoner, my consort, my husband." His thumbs stroke over Techno's racing pulse. "You're not just another captured pirate, Techno. Your reputation precedes you and that enthralls me. You're a prize. A rare gem I've been searching for."

Techno frowns, even as inside his chest his heart skips a beat. Confusion washes away the anger on his face and he looks into Wilbur's eyes trying to decipher what the other man is playing at.

"You're insane," he says. "Why the hell would you want me as your husband, you barely know me."

"Insane? Perhaps. But I've always been a man who knows what he wants, and takes it." His grip on Techno's wrists tightens.

Before Techno can answer, Wilbur's lips are pressed against his own in a sudden, heated kiss. Wilbur's lips are soft, the lingering salt from up on the deck clinging to them. Techno makes a surprised noise but Wilbur is holding his wrists too tightly for Techno to push him off. The kiss is fierce, demanding a response. Wilbur's tongue traces the seam of Techno's lips, seeking entrance. One hand releases Techno's wrist to grip the back of his neck, holding him in place as he deepens the kiss. The other hand slides down to grip Techno's hip, pulling their bodies flush together.

Techno isn't so easily swayed though. He stubbornly keeps his lips closed, one hand grasping the other pirate's shoulder. He can't push Wilbur off, but he refuses to relent even as Wilbur pulls him closer. Despite this, Techno's eyes slip closed.

Wilbur feels Techno's resistance even as he holds him close. A smirk curves his lips against Techno's unyielding mouth. He nips at Techno's bottom lip, soothing the sting with his tongue. His hand on Techno's hip slides around to grip the curve of his ass, squeezing the firm flesh. "You can't run from this, Techno," Wilbur says softly. "You feel this too. Stop fighting it."

The squeeze to his ass is what does it for Techno and he gasps slightly. Wilbur seizes the opportunity to slip his tongue into the other man's mouth. Techno tastes of brine and rum, as is befitting of a pirate captain. Techno starts to squirm a bit, but with one of Wilbur's hands on his ass and the other on his hip, he can't escape. He moans into the kiss automatically. No matter how much he doesn't want to.

Wilbur groans softly into the kiss as Techno's lips finally part. He grinds his hips forward, letting Techno feel the growing evidence of his arousal. "That's it, love," he says.

Techno feels Wilbur's lust pressed against his body. Techno's own dick is reacting in response, hardening in his underwear. It causes a blush to rise to Techno's cheeks. He knows he should resist Wilbur more. This man breached his ship, killed his crew, and sunk his vessel. Wilbur is the man who took Techno prisoner. Techno shouldn't be giving in like this. And yet, his fingers curl in the front of Wilbur's shirt.

A wicked grin spreads across Wilbur's face as he pulls back from the kiss, leaving Techno panting. His hand releases Techno's hip to grip the front of his shirt, tearing it open. Wilbur's eyes darken with lust at the sight. "Look at you, getting hard for your captor. You can't deny how much you want this." He leans down, exhaling against Techno's ear as he speaks. "I'm going to take you, make you scream my name. And you're going to love every moment of it."

Then without waiting for an answer, Wilbur drags Techno over to his desk, crowding the man against it. Techno is pushed into sitting on the wooden surface, allowing Wilbur to step between his legs. Tearing open his shirt has revealed Techno's hardened nipples, and the pretty blush that has settled over the pale skin of his chest. Techno reaches up to tangle his fingers in Wilbur's hair.

"You should have killed me when you had the chance," he says. "This is cruel, even for you."

Wilbur only laughs in response, gripping Techno's thighs and spreading his legs wider to step fully between them. "Oh, I'm not cruel, love. I'm just a man who knows what he wants and takes it." He leans in, breath hot against Techno's neck as his hands slide up his inner thighs. "And right now, all I want is you. Spread open and begging for my cock."

[poppyconfess]

Introduction

Hello! I am Poppyconfess.

I've seen this done on Twitter before and thought, why not make an account like this on Tumblr too?

This account is mainly for Poppytwt/Poppyblr confessions, although I will allow other topics as well (sometimes).

Edit: There's two rules:

No bigotry of any kind. Don't talk negatively about other users

I don't tolerate bigotry or negativity towards anyone, so as long as you're not a bigot, I'll be fine with you confessing stuff.

[haissitall]

uwus!

[alwaysanentity]

Love/paranoia by Tame Impala reminds me of C!Techbur.

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Hoping Tumblr doesn't butcher the quality of this drawing

MORE THANATOS FROM YOURS TRULY!!!! This is how he looked like when the twins were teens!

(more info under cut)

For those who are confused!! This is Thanatos, a fusion between Technoblade and Wilbur from my au ,(In the higgs field au)

He, of course, changed how he looked with the two growing so he's got many designs!!! This is one of the... [Checks notes]… 5 designs I've got down!!! Of course little details change depending on the day and what they're wearing but they mostly stay the same :3 this is him anywhere between 16 to ~20, if I did the maths right

[erissdoesart]

What’s the twins techbur alicorn Au?

Boi o boi! The au consists of a few more pictures, I'll drop them chronogically and then the explanation :3

Techno and Wil are twin ponies. As little colts they were playing together and Wilbur accidently forced Tech into situation where the red pony broke his horn. Unicorns can't do magic with broken horns, as it is highly dangerous for everyone around and themselves.

Techno ran away from home and Wil spent a long time searching for him/trying to find a way to recover Techno's horn. Before he succeded, Techno came back, backed by a power like no other.

Phil, the King of Changelings promised to recover Techno's magic if the pony helped him take over the Kingdom for his hive. Techno is a terrifying warrior even without magic, so he did most of the war on ease.

Phil said that having Wilbur is crucial in order to fix Techno's horn and Techno captured his twin, threatened him and delivered him to Phil.

Phil, who knew that Wil still loved Techno and would do anything for him, even if he was terrified. Phil, who knew that Wilbur's magic and charisma could help fell the Kingdom even faster and make it perfect feeding grounds for his Hive.

His plan was to mainly force/guilt Wilbur into working for him by assuming Techno's form, sometimes with a fixed horn, sometimes with broken, just to perpetuate that feeling of love and doom

Mind you, Wilbur was working on a way to recover Technos horn his whole life at this point. He was terrifies of what would happen to the pony kingdom and knew he can't risk accidentally falling for Philza’s plot.

Wilbur had a solution. He created a highly volatile spell. The spell was meant to take a pony and take away their core element- pegasus wings, earth pony strength or unicorns horn- and then remodel them into something else. Wilbur planned to first make Techno into a pegasus and then remodel him *again*.

The problem of that magic, was it required HUGE mastery of the spell and the cost was deemed too high. Wilbur would die if he did the spell more than once that is

But he wanted to save Techno :3

You can see in the casting spell art, the colored paned glass window actually foreshadows what actually happens

Techno's transformation got messed by Wilburs dying moment and he was between a recovered unicorn and pegasus- and bc he still loved his brother, he tried to save him from his own idiocy. And fed his magic into the spell, accidentally finishing and defining it.

The spell was so innovative and so fate changing and defining that it actually granted the innovators of the spell alicorn status! Something similar to what happened to Twilight Sparkle in mlp :3

As to what happened with Tommy and Philza... well~ that's still up to decide >:3c

[cherryskeletoncake]

Some techbur fanart i drew for haloween 2 years ago, it deserves to see the light of day and not stay hidden any more

Don’t smoke kids (and put down the vape it’s not cool)

[mcytblr-archive]

Early MCYTblr Interviews: umbie

today's interviewee is umbie, who was a member of ebblr from march 2021 onwards. i would like to once again ask everyone to remain impartial and respectful-- this blog is a place for all MCYTblr history, which includes parts of the fandom that were more controversial. that said, let's begin!

Q: Since I realize not everyone knows-- would you mind explaining what exactly ebblr was, to the best of your ability?

A: Ebblr is an abbreviation for Enderbees Tumblr. It existed as a network of undiscoverable blogs where folks shipped and truthed beeduo romantically. It ebs truthing started at the beginning of 2021, late 2020 on plate's blog gayminecraftmen, who you did an interview with, then moved to jason's blog on mcytruth, and later decentralized into a collection of blogs rather than being headed by any one person. It also became a place to discuss mcyt shipping and truthing in general- we didn't ship minors with adults, but things like techza, techbur, benchtrio shipping. character or irl, we didn't discriminate. The core of it was ebs, though.

There was also stuff like neurodiversity and gender truthing. really anything thats gauche to talk about on main.

Q: What was your general experience in MCYTblr? What was your general experience in ebblr specifically?

A: Mcytblr was very... enveloping, is how i'd put it. Easily the strongest hyperfixation i've ever had. It was also pretty frustrating at times. 2021 ebs was the height of the /p era, when the characters were off getting minecraft-married and the outside fandom insisted on them being platonic. We felt crazy. Ebblr started from blogs like mcytruth and gayminecraftmen, but I think the reason it blossomed into its own independent community was because ebblr addressed a need that mainblr, at the time, did not. I think it's facinating how in hindsight the fandom has ever so slowly turned around on the romantic c!beeduo, and now it's just kinda normal.

Being in ebblr was rewarding and enriching, but also very anxiety-inducing. We had pretty strict rules around interaction- keep your blog invisible, no cishets (lol), no nsfw, no outside reblogs. It started about after the first blocklist as a way of avoiding harassment, but developed into a moral thing later on. We existed in a kind of grey area where we understood that what we were doing was weird, but we wanted to be as inobtrusive as possible. In the early days, i made an effort to follow everybody. The community was that close-knit. Whenever a member of Ebblr accidentally reblogged an ebblr post to their mainblog, i would hop onto an alt and message whoever I needed to clean up the leak so none of our posts escaped.

Q: In critblr and dreamlying, there was a culture of "doxxing", or otherwise finding personal information about creators. Was that also true for ebblr?

A: Nope! That's one of the primary differences between critblr, dreamlying, and Ebblr. One of our rules was to keep our posting limited to things the creators released on purpose. That didn't stop us from being invasive, though. We diligently kept records of our "proof." We would obsess over details, and considered anything said on social media, stream, or twitter space fair game, even if better judgment was that they're not things the content creators would want talked about. It wasn't a monolith. A lot of folks didn't truth at all, and only wanted a space to post art or fics of pairings that were unacceptable on main. I also tracked planes during the meetup times, but jury's still out on whether that constitutes doxxing. I also had enough sense not to post about it directly. While most of us were uncomfortable with outright doxxing and distanced ourselves from those who did, we sure could walk the line.

Q: You said in your initial messages that you coined the term "critblr". Could you elaborate on that?

A: Dlying existed before ebblr, but Critblr did not! Critblr started out as a subsect of ebblr.

Critblr was conceived of in a discord server i shared with a couple friends that joined at the same time as me! It was meant to exist as a solution to formalize a growing rift within ebblr. There were blogs that were more involved in things like discussing doxxes and criticizing content creators and mainblr/maintwt opinions, and there were folks who were exclusively interested in shipping and/or truthing. Ebblr was upset with negativity and complaining, and the blogs who would become critblr didn't care for the shipping. It started as a place where you could discuss things you couldn't discuss on main, but people's needs became different. I remember the poll to name it. I suggested and vouched for critblr. Since the server's been since deleted, you're unfortunately just gonna have to take my word for it, but i'm part of the reason it's not called truthblr and I'm proud of that.

Q: This has actually been really clarifying for me; I knew ebblr and critblr were similar and intertwined, but I didn't know the specifics! I suppose, knowing that, what are some things that you remember about critblr in specific?

A: i understood critblr as a sort of anti-mcytblr. whatever opinion was widespread and popular on main, critblr was the place where you could find someone with the opposite opinion. it was a haven of haters, trolls and gossips, and it was really fucking funny. they loved having rivals- back in the summer of 2021, they/we had a "war" with fltwt. (at least in terms of what jason was up to. i have no idea how its developed now.)

honestly a lot more of the ire of critblr was directed at mcyttwt than it was on the ground at mcytblr. (although in 2021 the boundary between critblr and ebblr was still pretty loose and even as an ebblr main i was aware of all this, i'll say critblr for ease of communication)

another note about eb-critblr. it was extremely white. some of the rhetoric bouncing around on critblr at the time was kind of in the vein of "arent these twitter kids so sensitive for being upset with schlatt"

i think i also want to make point about how a lot of the truthing was kinda unserious. sometimes people dont have clips or evidence or info sometimes truthing was just projecting onto a content creator and feeling it in your heart. The instinct to truth, i think, came from a place of wanting to relate to the streamers. See yourself in them, their relationships, and their mental struggles. still, It was soaked in irony- there was this sort of untouchable jester attitude, and the less seriously you took yourself, the better. I think people cared a lot, though, and that ended up being the problem. There was a lot of pressure to be certain, which is fascinating coming from a space built on speculating on incomplete info. im sure other people in ebblr had very different experiences than I.

Q: Would you mind explaining what fltwt was?

A: fltwt came into being in summer 2021, when ranboo got doxxed. jason mcytruth had already stopped caring about ebs by now, so most of his and his associate's energy went into researching, exposing, and clowning them.

you need to understand that they were like. an abberation to us. we had been doing good honest truthing and shipping in our private corner since the new years, and here these twitter chucklefucks were throwing doxxes around and using them to truth with. they were like our evil twin. we hated them so much.

[all names have been redacted for privacy]

the reason my url is glowfr0g in this is because i changed my url after this interaction, but i have screenshots with my url as umbie aswell. we were SERIOUS.

since beeduo stopped hanging out like a week into the summer because of the doxx, the truthing in the community diversified a lot. one of such truthings was Clemtruthing- or transfeminine tommy truthing. fltwt straight up stole this from us, screenshotting and circulating our posts, and now theyre more known for it than we were. the blog mentioned here, [REDACTED], deactivated over this.

i think at one point fltwt was doing a popularity tournament and mcytruth was entered in as a contestant? but what i did here was hardly the only example of eb-critblr butting heads with fltwt. the demographic was largely bored twitter ranboo fans. yknow the "im literally neurodivergent and a minor" meme? that was popularized because of THEM. also that text interaction is dated july 30 2021

fltwt was, partially private i think? but overall not well organized at all and a lot of people on there were attention seeking. i have no idea how much these subtwts were actually invested in ebblr or critblr, for all i know it was extremely one-sided

Q: Was it an interesting experience to be in a niche community that regularly experienced "containment breaches" and blocklists? How did that affect the community's growth?

A: I kinda appointed myself the manager of the containment breaches! I had a whole process. If a mainblr blog reblogged a post, i would contact them on my umbie blog. Since they reblogged it, they were probably a lurker and i could ask them directly to take it down. However, if any of the mainblr blog's mutuals reblogged a post, i would contact them on an alt instead from the perspective of a concerned bystander that just wanted you to know that you had accidentally reblogged one of those posts from those weird shippers. Worked every time. I took pride in it.

There were really only a few blocklists? The first blocklist, what most people would know ebblr from back in the early days, got ebblr so much attention that's how most of the folks within it found out about it (including myself.) There were one or two scares after that, but nothing serious. I only ever got on one, and that one wasn't shared publicly. We still made a big show about having everyone temporarily change urls though. We didn't really want to be well known. Anybody who knew about ebblr understood that it was for the best of both communities if people kept quiet.

Q: How did the "boundaries" discourse affect your community?

A: we danced around with boundaries. Back when we were making fun of main for platonic marriage, a lot of us were loud about the fact that neither of them had called it a platonic marriage until the fans started doing it. We weren't technically breaking any stated boundaries, but i think part of why we were so loud about it is because we knew on some level that it was a cope. When the boundaries were finally stated and the truth that we were being weird all along was unavoidable, it was fucking DEFCON 1. A lot of people left ebblr over it, and a lot of people were like "wait, you didn't know we were breaking boundaries?" The community had boundaries, but they were not the same boundaries as the content creators.

Q: Were you ever involved in any main MCYTblr events?

A: nope. we wanted nothing to do with main mcytblr. We stayed aware, though, and made fun of them whenever things went sour.

Q: Do you think being in ebblr was an overall positive or negative experience?

A: mixed. so mixed. so incredibly mixed. The anxiety of me or my friends getting exposed or discovered kept me up at night. I was constantly conflicted about whether or not i was doing the right thing while also reassuring people that we definitely were. Our proximity to the darkest parts of minecraft fandom means i've seen and learned things that I wish I hadn't. When Beeduo went no contact it was uh. It Was Bad. It Felt Bad. We Felt bad, and I felt partially responsible. it's hard to know if that's true.

At the same time, I've met some of my best friends on there, ones that I keep in contact with to this day! Being on ebblr taught me a lot of critical thinking- I now understand that twitter isnt right about everything always. Being known and liked as Umbie helped me safely built up a sense of identity there that has brought me into the best chapter of my life so far, and experimenting with pronouns was also really really nice. For all the late nights and callout posts and blocklists and moralism and bullshit, i think i will be chasing the high of the vindication that i got when ranboo came out on twitter for the rest of my life.

You can call us a lot of things, but you can't call us incorrect on that front, and as truthers go, that's kinda rare.

[umbie was kind enough to also send me the following image-- this is the "enderbees" flag, seen in the yellow/purple rainbow, as it appeared on Karl Jacobs's stream of 2022 r/place! You can also spot the L'manburg flag, the Snowchester flag, and one more I can't identify.]

[iinoyb]

hello yes i HAVE considered quacknobur (quackity/techno/wilbur). tell me it wouldnt be scrumptious too because they would both be possessive if that makes sense. grabbing technos hips like "i get to fuck him first!!" "no i get him first!!" and thats how they end up double penetrating him in one hole 😌 hope this helps

Those two turn everything into a competition so I can definitely see them doing it here too. Who can make Techno cum the most often or make him moan the loudest. A literal dick measuring competition even kekw. Even with both of their dicks inside him, they'd still be asking Techno which one of them is better at fucking him.

[rabbitfics]

I will state I think c!Wilbur is a fucked up little man that would do that shit regardless, Dream being a bad influence is not always required it's just tasty :)

[thespoonisvictory]

missing sbi tonight. thinking about how the spoon is victory post only exists because three friends were in a voice call at stupid o’clock, beyond tired and exhausted because of time zone difference.

Thinking about how that dumb joke ended up shaping my life in such a major way that I’m missing it all tonight.

Hope you’re doing okay spoon. :) <3

-techbur meetup anon

hi techbur anon I think about you sometimes, and I miss it often as well.

I am doing well! Admittedly much better than I was doing then. hope u are as well

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Something something this too is Twinsduo

[spa-gogy]

A Minute with Big T

[Featuring Techno getting arrested by Federal Agents]

[dsmp-ship-exchange]

Okay I'm just gonna try and hit some of the big tags in an attempt to get word out but signups are currently open for a dsmp ship exchange! While nsfw is not required all participants must be over the age of 18. This is a ship-friendly writers' exchange so if you like writing fic and would like to receive one as well, come on down!

Forgive the tag spam 🙏😔