#techno second him

[zethsnex]

Dreamzablade arguing on what telenovela to watch and then the intro to La Rosa de Guadalupe starts playing

They stop fighting, sit down, and eat popcorn as they watch the horrible acting skills and the over dramatic zoom-ins and slow motion scenes

[bleue-flora]

omg I forgot about Techno’s dog in Musical Chairs… HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE DOG! I literally put him in the story for emotional support and he’s just not in the recent chapter wtf 🤦‍♀️

[risingsunresistance]

im not watching the stream but ark said techno's dad mentioned bannerlord. if we get lost bannerlord content i will be a changed man

[mouselaboratory]

I sometimes(often) think about how techno personally got sent a package from THE Simon Hypixel™ in 2019 and procrastinated opening it so hard that it (to my knowledge) never got opened. Like this man did not have an ounce of curiosity in his entire being. It's so funny, imagine being so dedicated to procrastinating. I wonder what it contained.

[calamari-minecraft-corner]

Okay one more dnd con au post before I go to work

Dnd!Techno would literally fuck around with Cala and Spooky when he first meets them tbh HDJSJ

Like the two stumble into the commune, see him and immediately ask if they know where the blade is since they both think it’s an actual weapon/object

And Techno would just “the blade huh- hm. tell me about it-�� and let them talk and just be like “yeah no haven’t seen it” and just fully fuck around with them until Cala and spooky mention Dream and techno is instantly just

“Heh..? Wait-“

And immediately just drop the act and tell them that he WAS the blade and he’s a bit surprised to see them have that look of sadness and Cala immediately apologizing since she didn’t know he was a person and immediately feels bad HDDJSJ

Idk I just love their dynamic right off the bat

[xerith-42]

Opinions on what the relationships between the c!sleepybois family (Phil, techno, wilbur, tommy) would be?

Ex: techno isn't Wilbur's twin he's Phil's friends and Tommy and Wilbur's weird uncle, techno is the middle child, tommy is adopted but wilbur and techno are Phil's bio kids, etc.

- c!dream team enjoyer 🌱🔥👓

Techno and Phil are married (to commit tax fraud). Actual emeralds are giant so they turned the friendship emeralds into multiple pieces of jewelry and one of them was a set of wedding rings.

Phil is Wilbur's bio dad and he fucked a Samsung Smart Fridge. And he adopted Tommy after arriving at the SMP. Wilbur and Tommy were brothers prior to this, chosen of course, but this cemented it. Tommy and Techno establish their own brotherly relationship outside of this during his exile, but there is an almost fatherly tone to some of his actions that can be especially felt when he's around Phil. He sometimes talks about Tommy like he's his son and no matter how much he insists he not unpack that, Phil's going to make him unpack it.

Wilbur and Techno are the two who manage to never have a familial bond despite such a strong claim to it. They both love and care for Phil deeply, and both have acted as older brothers or even father figures to Tommy. It's weirder that they don't consider each other family in any way. Then again, with how I write them, Wilbur and Techno tend to be much more antagonistic of one another. Techno in the time Wilbur is dead when he's reminiscing/dunking on memories of Pogtopia, and Wilbur starts slighting Techno and his anarchist ways despite previously saying to Techno, publicly, that he agreed with them.

Did I say how I write them because those examples are all just canon things that actually happened. I cannot get over how much Wilbur and Techno flip between seemingly good friends and maybe even trusted allies to "I despise everything your false revolution stood for" and "Your ideals are shallow and you have caused active harm with them."

But they'll never call each other family. Never call each other brother, or cousin, or even close to the significance they both put on family, especially Wilbur. Wilbur puts so much weight into family, and pointedly does not treat Techno with that weight, and Techno is pretty unbothered by it. Which is weird considering that if Emduo are married like I said Techno is his step dad but I think they were so averse to that idea ever really coming to light (even tho Techno didn't marry Phil until after Wilbur was dead (even if they've really been married for lifetimes but shhhh)) that they completely blocked out the concept of considering one another family.

They can be coworkers. Friends even. Plot a revolution together. Execute that revolution. Promptly betray one another while simultaneously aiding in one another's goals. Just Techno and Wilbur things.

I... I had a lot more to say than I thought I would. Thanks for the ask, I'm so violently normal about dsmp sbi!

[hotdyke-hardstyle]

carla schmitt kicking off her let him cook set with victoria's ratata <3

[birdcagxd]

tag drop 2.

X / calypso. I'm stuck in the moments / I swore that we had XI / dream. I look into the waters / and see a face I don't understand XII / echo. I am who I am / and what I am is a freak of nature XIII / pandora. you are my darkness and you understand XIV / philza. I'm here by choice / by my own hand XV / punz. write me well / write me willing XVI / quackity. my name crossed out and kept out of your mouth XVII / sam. I said / that's the last song you'll ever sing / held him down & broke his neck XVIII / techno. the second comes I’ll pack and run / yes I’ll forgive you but I won’t trust XIX / tommy. I've had enough / I'm reclaiming myself XX / tubbo. suddenly I find that I don't love you anymore

[argcicle]

i’m staring desolately at a wall right now. why are minecraft men so sad and wet and cat

[nomsfaultau]

Tommy on his way to make a PowerPoint on why they should keep techno around and Phil is just like “Damn this is an ACTUAL GUY???”

Bonus points if Wilbur is techno’s brother or smth and is trying to rescue him because he doesn’t really know what’s going on, meanwhile techno is hanging out

I was imagining Wilbur as a Craft but that’s actually a million times better. Especially if Wilbur gets into a tense feud with Tommy wherein they aggressively fight to be the best brother, but obviously can’t let Techno know they’re beefing bc he’s not a social conflict guy. They smile and are surgery sweet whenever Techno is looking but the moment his back is turned there are neither rules nor God. Does Wilbur know it’s ridiculous that he’s in a war with an eleven year old? Yes. But also Tommy has financial and secret mafia power which evens out Wilbur’s charismatic edge and social machinations. Tommy doesn’t know about the mafia bit either which adds this extra layer of absurd bc Wilbur is trying to maneuver around not getting him or Techno hurt or more perma kidnapped, not letting Techno know bc surveillance + doesn’t trust him not to mess it up bc of his social ineptitude, not letting Philza know he knows bc then he’s a witness, and not letting Tommy know bc then the twerp might consciously use the power to win the war and Wilbur is NOT letting that goblin have his brother! No way!

Philza would kill this Wilbur guy bc he won’t stop glaring at his precious baby boy, but Techno MIGHT notice at that point.

….maybe not though. Man is OBLIVIOUS.

[thawthebeez]

every grade 4/5/6 classroom i've been in the kids have mentioned technoblade. i always pipe up and acknowledge it and they always reply with "did you know he died?" but never anything about bedwars, his dream smp involvement, or anything. kinda crazy

[goth1c-pinki3-pi3]

sometimes. when a loved one passes, close to you or not, it is okay to mourn them in ur own way at ur own pace. If there are videos with them in it, and you cant watch it because it makes their passing more real, then thats valid. theres no pressure to move on and watch the videos, they will always live on in your heart and mind.

Anyways, Technoblade never dies

[risingsunresistance]

omg the original... that picture of us got spread around for a while with the ign cropped out as a reaction image. They Didn't Know jkhfkjg

[basically-i-write-shit]

Started watching Philza's QSMP vods chat how fucked am I

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: There's something that I've seen on Twitter–

Technoblade: Oh god, Twitter... 😑

Quackity: And I'm gonna– and I'm gonna pull it up on– No no no, it's nothing bad! I'm gonna pull it on my screen–

Technoblade: Oh, there's nothing good on Twitter...

Quackity: It's your bio, it's your bio. And I've always overthought this, I always overthink this, right? And it says "The second thing- the second worst thing to ever happen to these orphans." What does that mean, Technoblade?

Technoblade: It means that... I was the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: And what– [Laughs] What's the first worst thing to- to happen to those orph- orphans?

[Techno stares at him in silence]

Technoblade: Quackity, they– They weren't always orphans.

Quackity: [Smile falls as he realizes what that means] 😀 → 😦

[saphronethaleph]

Soresu Negotiations

“Get help,” Palpatine said. “You’re no match for him. He’s a Sith Lord.”

Obi-Wan turned to look at the Chancellor. “...yes?” he said. “But he’s also something else – something I’m surprised you’ve forgotten.”

“What?” Palpatine asked.

“A politician,” Obi-Wan replied, turning back to Dooku.

Anakin groaned, then sat down.

“Here we go,” he said.

Palpatine blinked, looking from Anakin to Obi-Wan.

“...what do you mean, Anakin?” he asked.

“This happens sometimes,” Anakin replied. “How do you think he got his nickname?”

“Count,” Obi-Wan said, at about the same time. “It’s occurred to me that I never actually found out what the Confederacy wants.”

“Isn’t it a little late for this?” Dooku asked. “We have been at war for several years.”

“True,” Obi-Wan conceded, readily. “The war having started on Geonosis, because of tracing back your clone army which we… appear to have appropriated, mostly because you did it in our name. But that’s how the war started – not your objectives.”

Dooku was silent for a moment.

“I assume some semblance of a point will be emerging,” he said, eventually. “If you could be so kind as to provide it?”

“Wars begin for all sorts of reasons,” Obi-Wan replied. “But how they end… they end because a mutual settlement has been reached. And it’s occurred to me that I don’t know what you’d want out of a victory.”

He spread his hand, the one not holding the – unlit – saber. “It’s not the conquest of the Republic, I can tell that much. If the CIS annexed the Republic, what you’d have would still be the Republic, just under a different name… it’s not the Republic without the corruption that’s been causing it problems, because most of the corruption in the Republic was – was – the big industrial concerns like the Techno Union, Commerce Guild, Trade Federation. But you seem to have taken all of those off our hands, and they provide essentially your entire military so I don’t think anyone else could honestly believe that either.”

“I wouldn’t expect a Jedi to understand,” Dooku replied. “The Confederacy’s member systems have concerns relating to over-centralization.”

Obi-Wan stared at him for a long moment.

“...no they don’t,” he said.

“I hardly think you can have earned your reputation as a negotiator, Kenobi, if you are so willing to be insulting,” Dooku said, archly.

“That’s not what I mean,” Obi-Wan replied. “I mean… yes, now the Republic has an army, though really it’s actually the Jedi’s army and we’re simply letting them borrow it, but four years ago the Galactic Republic was proverbially incapable of doing anything. It took emergency powers for the Chancellor to get the Republic to authorize having any kind of military whatsoever – and the only one available was the one you ordered. That’s not over-centralization.”

He drummed his fingers on his ‘saber. “And I note that I overheard Nute Gunray insisting on the head of Senator Amidala – literally, in those words – as his price for signing a treaty. But I still haven’t heard an actual answer. What does the Galaxy look like if the Confederacy wins?”

Dooku frowned, and after about three seconds Obi-Wan glanced at the Chancellor.

“Didn’t you discuss this at any point, your excellency?” he asked. “Count Dooku doesn’t seem to have thought about this.”

Palpatine blinked.

“...he’s a Sith Lord,” he repeated. “Shouldn’t you be fighting him?”

“It’s called diplomacy, Chancellor,” Obi-Wan replied, before returning his attention to Dooku. “Grandmaster, are you seriously telling me that you never thought about what you would do if you won?”

Anakin checked his comlink, for the time, then the ship trembled slightly.

“Artoo?” he asked. “Can you tell those ships outside to stop shooting at us and give us a wide berth? This could take hours and I don’t want to find out if my name’s literal.”

“Hours?” Palpatine repeated.

“He’s rolling,” Anakin replied, rolling his eyes. “Like I say, I’m used to this.”

He rummaged in a pocket of his robes, taking out a miniature toolkit, and began disassembling his lightsaber. “I’m pretty sure I can retune these crystals to give two stable configurations which it’ll snap between, that should give me a length toggle instead of a single adjustable length…”

“Are you taking your lightsaber apart?” Palpatine hissed. “What if you need to fight?”

“It’s okay, Chancellor, I’ll get about five minutes’ warning if the negotiations are going downhill,” Anakin replied. “That should be time to put it back together again…”

Palpatine looked up to Obi-Wan, who – sure enough – was still going.

“...of course, a separate but related issue is what it’s going to be like afterwards,” Obi-Wan said. “In principle the Republic and the Jedi Order could probably accept the existence of Sith so long as we actually knew who they were and they weren’t trying to destroy us. It’s the fact that the first Sith we met in a thousand years tried to run Anakin over and cut Qui-Gon’s head off as an opening move that’s soured us towards them a bit… but are you really going to be content as someone whose whole job is to die for Sidious?”

Dooku stared at Obi-Wan, baffled, then glanced at Palpatine and Anakin.

“What do you mean?” he asked, forcing his gaze back to Obi-Wan.

“Sidious is your Master, we know that much,” Obi-Wan replied. “Partly because you told me yourself. But has he ever put himself in danger? Or has it all been you dealing with Jedi like myself and my apprentice? Putting yourself out there, in danger, while you do exactly what he says?”

He smiled slightly. “A Jedi would accept that, but you’re a Sith – you’ve said so yourself. Sith are self-interested. What do you think your new master is getting out of the situation? Because if you don’t know, it’s got to be something and it’s probably something he doesn’t want to tell you.”

“My master is quite willing to put himself in danger,” Dooku said, then clamped his lips shut at a frantic mouthed shut up from Palpatine.

“Real or feigned?” Obi-Wan asked. “Do you think he wouldn’t manipulate you? He’s been doing it to everyone else – you’ve said it.”

Dooku’s brow furrowed.

“But we’re getting off topic,” Obi-Wan said, turning to look at Palpatine. “Chancellor, what about this as a starting point? Your emergency powers were granted to resolve the crisis, and I’m sure you want to abandon them as soon as possible… so why not take away the whole reason why the individual systems in the Confederacy had problems with the Republic to begin with? Freely allow the departure of any system which wishes to do so, under the emergency powers legislation; enact a progressive tax, one which hits the Core worlds harder owing to their greater ability to pay, to sustain a carrier based navy able to hunt pirates more effectively than conduct occupations or orbital bombardment, and have the navy established on a sector-federal two-level model?”

Palpatine stared at Obi-Wan for at least ten seconds.

“...he’s a Sith Lord,” he said, yet again.

“Oh, shut up,” Dooku replied. “You’re a Sith Lord and I don’t see you doing anything constructive.”

Obi-Wan glanced at Palpatine.

“...you know,” he began. “I’m quite sure you’d need to note that on your financial disclosure forms, your Excellency.”

He turned sideways, so he could see both Dooku and Palpatine at the same time. “What was the point of this whole abduction, anyway?”

“As it happens, I was supposed to kill you,” Dooku said. “It’s the only way to turn Anakin to the Dark Side, if you’re out of the way.”

“Huh?” Anakin asked. “Is something up? I’ve almost got the crystals realigned.”

“This plan looked a lot better this morning,” Palpatine muttered.