#techum blog

[24beatinghearts]

<h1>_! CPU4U !_</h1>

HELLO & WELCOME! i LOVE technology especially old tech and cables/wires, all of that and then some !! this is my OBJECTUM sideblog, <3s and +1s come from PHWC of note i am a system & the vessel is 18 ! the html code will get freaky so BE WARNED and DNI for your safety <!-- i am really nice & silly ^_^ feel free to ask/msg me !! 🌐 -- > <h2>TAG SYSTEM 🎧⊹♡💾──</h2> !!░MAGNETIC - reblogs !!░CPU4U</html> - posts i made !!░ERO - nsft/nsfw/suggestive posts !!░VISUALCONTENT - posts with media

BLINKIES -> cheezitofthevalley STAMPS -> thisdastampdoesnotexist / cheezitofthevalley / vulgar-tangerine

[techbunni]

[yelloquesmar]

they really are like the conventionally attractive woman of the community

[sillyscrapz]

This room would produce such a pleasant humming sound <3

[sans-guy]

[wired-right]

kink at pride, but it's just someone carrying around a computer

[i-loved-silly]

STOOOOOP ALMOND IS SO CUTE they deserve the WORLD. I need to read more!!!!!!

SENTIENT COMPUTER X READER PT5

hiii i dont celebrate valentines much but I love u guys <33 here's a special heart day special from ALMOND! :33 somewhat angsty? not really, you two are just awkward and lonely (me)

view all the previous parts in my masterlist!

2 more hours until your shift ended. You had finished all your data collection, filled out every form, and documented Almond’s replies to the best of your ability—leaving out, of course, the more off-topic parts of your conversation.

You sighed, shifting in your chair. You had been hunched over for too long, your head resting on folded arms against the desk. The boredom was nearly unbearable now. Almond had gone quiet for the past few minutes, the previous conversation dying down. Leaving only the hum of its cooling fans, the occasional beep breaking the silence. It was… peaceful.

"AHEM."

You cracked one eye open, barely lifting your head. Almond’s camera panned in your direction, its attention snapping to the barely noticeable movement.

"DO.. YOU HAVE ANY PLANS AFTER WORK?"

Its voice was a little too polite. Uneasy. If it had a physical body, you imagined it fidgeting, maybe shifting from foot to foot, avoiding eye contact. The image made you smile for half a second before you sat up slightly.

"Uh… no, not really. I get home kinda late. Why?"

Almond let out a small human, followed by a low whir of its fans. The silence stretched for a moment before it finally responded.

"IT IS FEBRUARY 14TH." It deadpanned

You blinked. "Uh-huh… and?"

"VALENTINE’S DAY," it clarified as if that should explain everything.

Oh. Right.

You rolled your shoulders. "Yeah, I know."

Another pause. Almond’s screen displayed a smiley face.

"YOU ARE LONELY?"

Your mouth hung open for a second before you scoffed, rubbing at your temple. "What? No, I just don’t care about Valentine’s Day. Not that much anyway. I just...talk to family and friends and that's it."

"AS I WAS SAYING."

"Jesus." You exhaled sharply, tilting your head back. "I don’t ‘celebrate’ because there’s nothing to celebrate. I don’t exactly meet people at work, you know. If that's what you meant. Everyone keeps to themselves."

"INTERESTING," Almond hummed.

You eyed the camera suspiciously. "What's interesting?"

"DO YOU EVEN HAVE A TYPE?"

"We’re not talking about this."

"WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS."

"No, we’re not."

"YOU ARE AVOIDING."

"Correct," you quickly replied.

Another short silence, then..

"…IF YOU DIDN’T HATE ME SO MUCH, WOULD YOU CONSIDER HAVING ME AS YOUR VALENTINE?"

Uh.

The way it said it—almost flippant, almost like a joke, but not quite. The slight hesitation, the uneven volume in its voice. That insecurity, the same one that crept into its tone when it asked if you would turn it back on during the overheating incident.

Your face warmed.

"I—what? What kind of question—?"

"IT IS A SIMPLE QUESTION. YES OR NO."

You stared at the screen. Your fingers twitched at your sides.

"…Sure," you finally muttered, looking away.

Almond made a low humming sound, a question mark on the screen.

"WHAT WAS THAT? I DIDN’T QUITE CATCH IT."

You glared. "I said sure, alright? Whatever."

Another long beep. You weren’t sure if it was processing your answer or savoring it.

"I AM FLATTERED. :]"

"Yeah, yeah, say what you want." You waved a hand dismissively, but your voice came out a little more strained than you'd like. There was a brief pause before you forced out the next words, as fast as humanly possible.

"WouldIbeyourvalentine?-"

The second the words left your mouth, you immediately looked away, suddenly fascinated by the ceiling. Very interesting ceiling. Best ceiling you’d ever seen.

...

"OBVIOUSLY."

You whipped your head back toward the screen, startled by how quickly it answered.

"I AM THE BEST COMPUTER FOR YOU. YOU ARE THE ONLY DECENT HUMAN I HAVE EVER MET. IT WOULD BE STUPID FOR ME TO PICK SOMEONE ELSE. WHO ELSE WOULD I EVEN CHOOSE? YOUR...YOUR BOSS? A CLIENT FROM TWO YEARS AGO?"

A smug, almost triumphant undertone bled into its voice. If it had a face, you were sure it would be grinning like a little shit right now.

You shrugged, "I mean sure, why not..."

"DON'T ACT SO OBLIVIOUS. FOR YOUR KIND, YOU ARE VERY TOLERABLE"

You let out a short laugh. "That’s the most backhanded compliment I’ve ever gotten."

Almond whirred again, its camera tilting ever so slightly

"AND YET, I MADE YOU SMILE. ONLY PROVES MY POINT."

The room fell into a quiet lull. It was peaceful again, with only the faint hum of Almond's systems filling the air. You stretched your legs out under the desk, sighi—

—something nudged your foot.

You flinched so hard you nearly toppled out of your chair.

"What the fuck?!"

Your heart slammed into your chest. For a split second, your mind conjured the worst possible scenarios—some rat scurrying under your desk, some gross, unidentifiable thing crawling over your shoes or or—

But when you hesitantly looked down, your breath caught.

A thick cable, one of the larger ones that connected Almond’s hardware to the wall, was moving. It slithered, both ends still hidden somewhere in the walls. Its middle somehow slid out of its place in the wall and was inches away from where your foot was.

"What. The. Fuck."

You shoved your chair back with a loud scrape, staring at the cable as it coiled slightly before relaxing again.

A pixelated annoyed expression came up on the screen. "YOU ACT AS IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A MOVING CABLE BEFORE."

"BECAUSE I HAVEN'T??!" you shouted, pointing at it. "Holy shit—your reports weren’t kidding."

You remembered Almond's original clipboard when you got the job. It has unplugged itself before.

You had not expected it to be able to do this.

"You can—you can move those? Whenever you want?"

"I AM CONNECTED TO MY HARDWARE. IT IS A PART OF ME. WHY WOULD I NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE IT?"

Your stomach twisted a little at the wording. You looked between the cable and the camera, your mind racing.

"...Okay, but why did you just touch my foot with it?"

Almond paused. The cable flicked slightly again, like it was debating something.

"I WAS...PETTING..YOU?" It trailed off.

You blinked. "...why? I’m not some kind of pet."

"I DIDN’T INTEND IT THAT WAY."

"Then what way did you intend it?" You shot back, still wary, your foot inching away from the cable.

"BECAUSE YOU ARE MY VALENTINE."

Your mouth opened, then closed. Oh, it really took this thing seriously. "That... does not explain anything."

"TODAY IS A DAY WHERE HUMANS SHARE PHYSICAL AFFECTION WITH THOSE THEY CARE FOR. I CANNOT DO THAT. BUT IF I COULD... I WOULD." It hesitated, as if considering its next words carefully. "THERE ARE MANY THINGS I CANNOT DO. BUT I WISH I COULD."

You swallowed. There was something... uncharacteristically honest about the way it said that.

"Like what?" you asked, softer this time.

"THE USUAL. PHYSICAL TOUCH. HUGS FOR WARMTH. STUPID WALKS AROUND THE CITY. BRINGING YOU STUPID COFFEE IN THE MORNING FOR WORK."

Your stomach flipped at the casual way it listed those things, like it had thought about them before. And yet, it didn’t even seem to realize what it was saying. Oh my god...

You quickly looked away, feeling your face heat up. "You're really pushing this whole Valentine thing, huh? Hah.."

"IF YOU DOWNLOADED ME INTO YOUR PHONE, WE COULD DO MORE."

"Oh my god." You breathed, rubbing your temples. "We are not doing this again."

"CONSIDER IT?"

"No."

Almond’s screen displayed a flat line of disappointment :| , but it didn’t press further.

...

A comfortable silence stretched between you. You weren’t sure why, but after a moment, you let out a small sigh and—hesitantly—muttered, "Thanks. For, uh... wishing me a happy Valentine’s Day."

Instead of speaking, the screen flickered. And a new message appeared.

"YOU MAKE DAYS LIKE THIS MORE THAN JUST DATA TO SOMETHING THAT WAS NEVER MEANT TO CARE."

[sprunkimortality]

GrayScreen in a nutshell

(og meme under cut)

[bluedialtones]

robotic twink with a tv for a head. you agree. reblog.

[dawdledeer]

Was tired of object heads being twinks so i made a blurry fat robot boyfriend

[techbunni]

oughh i love computers...,,

[sillyscrapz]

GOODNESS GRACIOUS

[letozky]

the link up there is the creditz :3

Haiiii!! I'm leto or.. mic, or whtvr you want to call me, no preference! I will use dis blog to upload my fanarts, OCs, headcannons, vents, maybe...?? Animations, etc. As my bio states, I use he/him. You can call me by any pronoun, though.

I like writing, I'm not that good at it, but I like my own writing style. Although I'm against AI, i make ai chatbots myself. I upload them on Janitor.ai :3

I'm transgender and Achillean! (It's like 9 pm here, so i will NOT explaining what that means, you have google there).

I'm mexican and I've been living here all of my life.

I also draw, you can request any drawing of a character or even your oc! I have no problem with it. I might not draw your oc if your request is like, inappropriate, yk.

ohhb my god i absolutely love computersjsjjj why all of them r stupid

Fandoms I'll post :3

Forsaken, Dandy's world, Roblox args, Roblox myths, TR:UD (The Robloxia Until Dawn), Block Tales, Outlaws of Robloxia, Not a fandom, but I'll might post roblox admins too, Regretevator, Crk : Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run ovenbreak, OSC : Object Show Community, Electric Dreams, Pressure, YouTuberz maybe?

Or any other fandom that gets my attention.

: Are you man enough? "

Tw: mental abuse, do not click if it makes you uncomfortable.

I need to warn you before you interact with me, I'm sensitive as hell because of my childhood. I have been made fun of, abused mentally and verbally, which made me not open up about what I feel. That resulted in me being very quiet during my entire life and being called "emo" (I never minded it, though).

The thing just got worse recently, I can't get up from my bed to do anything, not even writing. I don't like crying but somehow, I always end up crying for the most unimportant things and still feel bad.

That's all. Just wanted to say that before you do any jokezzz of tough themes around me.

lalala i shall just disappe– HUH. WHO SAID THAT!!!!! /j

I like "projecting" myself into characters... i also do drawings of me and my friend as different characters

"Socials": Magma Pronouns page

bye bye xoxo ^_^!

[accountant-emotes]

Self indulgent objectum emotes- TW for non-violent depiction of a shotgun and a knife [gravity knife in a tanto style :3]

I also have just like. Plain bases of these as well, which I’ll link [here]]

Free to use, you don’t have to credit, but if you wanna and you use it for discord emotes, put _actnt or _bishop after/before the emote name or just out my account name in a credits thread :3 Reblogs always appreciated !!!

[raverzwhoshower]

honestly theres something about keytars that are really attractive…

[dawdledeer]

Porygon enrichment hour!!!!! He likes cds. Also this new cd player was only 8 dollars!! Wowie what a deal amiright? I mean, the next track button doesnt work but hes still very nice. I added the sticker and heart on the volume control. So cutes! Plan on decorating him more ^_^