Dazai: Listen, me and Chuuya are perfect together and nothings gonna come between us so...
Tachihara: Yeah, like, Chuuya's my guy. Idk what you plan on doing about that, but me and Chuuya are pretty solid.
Dazai: Bro. You know NOTHING about Chuuya.
Dazai: What type of background music does Chuuya like to play while he's fighting the enemy?
Tachihara: ,,,? Why does that matter?
Dazai: What was engraved on the bracelet Chuuya wore when he was 15?
Tachihara: I don't know, but I'm not creepy so--
Dazai: When was the moment he decided to give up his only chance of finding out the truth about his humanity?!
Tachihara:
Dazai: Tch! His preferred background music when he fights is "somethin' hard rock," he had the sheep logo engraved on his bracelet, and the moment he decided to give up learning the truth was with ME. During our battle to save Yokohama by using Arahabaki when we were 16 years old!
Tachihara: Okay so,,,? Whats your point?
Dazai: My point IS, you dont stand a chance so-
Tachihara: YOU- YOU DON't KNOW ME!
Dazai: But I know Chuuya~
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Thinking about teen Dazai asking teen Chuuya to help him with this new tactic he's learning (controlling his heartbeat). An hour later Kouyou walks into Dazai lying flat on the ground and Chuuya with his ear pressed against Dazai’s chest as he yells "NO you're supposed to do dot dot dash not- dude you lost the rhythm again it's too fast CALM DOWN"
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Love confess- oh...
Bonus: Dazai was brave enough to do an attempt n°2 (it went better)
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Pebble Proposal
During courtship, a penguin will find the smoothest pebble to give to another penguin as a gift.
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it’s been so long since i last drew them
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Teenage soukoku acting like typical middle schoolers who give their homeroom teacher headache except they're in a mafia meeting.
They behave for the first ten minutes, fifteen minutes if the team is lucky and after that Mori's lifespan starts shortening. It starts with Dazai whispering something to Chuuya and Chuuya snickering before whispering back. Soon the whispers turn into bickers and bickers turn into yelling until they meet Mori's glare and fall silent. He apologises to the foreign dealers and the meeting resumes.
Peace restored but not for long.
Five minutes later they're talking again. Dazai rocks the chair too far back and falls over. Chuuya laughs, because of course he does. A minute later Chuuya screams and jumps away from his seat. All eyes are immediately on him as he points at Dazai while rubbing his arm.
"THIS BITCH BIT ME"
Mori wants to cry.
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