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kyoukamybeloved · 4 months

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there is something deeply wrong with both of them. fucking freaks.

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punkitt-is-here · 8 months

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hey are you okay? you awake? mom's coming over. you need to keep cool. you can keep cool, right? don't blink too much. she'll know. im going to the grocery store to pick up snacks. do you need anything? i'm going to buy five tubes of pringles. do you want one? two? hey, you need to blink or she'll know. keep your cool. if she asks where i am i'm getting groceries. seven tubes of pringles. seven tubes of pringles is normal, right? okay, bye, love you! do you know where my keys are.

#my posts #shitposts #izzy moonbow #mlp #g5

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opportunityarose · 6 months

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is anyone else seeing this

#what the fuck. what the fuck #me from a year ago would've gone into cardiac arrest #stede bonnet #izzy hands #edward teach #blackbeard #blackbonnet #edizzy #steddyhands #stizzy #og post #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd spoilers

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meyerlansky · 7 months

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don't know what you're talking about. a shark did this. 🦈

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmdedit #ofmddaily #izzy hands #con o'neill #lucius spriggs #nathan foad #sprizzy #lucius x izzy #long post #this scene is. a nightmare. to color.#know that i do not agree with 'served me right too' but i will tuck into the meal nonetheless

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ohmyglobwhatthefrickamievendoing · 7 months

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The fact that izzy apparently just hangs out in stede's room doing his own thing is so funny because what's he gonna do when stede&ed start fucking?? they're gonna have to lock him out of the bedroom like the family dog that's yowling at the door

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dimension20stuff · 3 months

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Called it.

#worlds beyond number #isabella roland #worlds beyond number fireside #wbn fireside chat #izzy roland #wbn #brennan lee mulligan #this post brought to you by: me #if theyve been posting about this on twitter or instagram im still right because it was secret TO ME.

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laurajameskinney · 2 months

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too many of you are treating this + the various discussions of real sexual assault/abuse in the notes as fun drama or using this post as a vehicle to spread misinformation so im turning reblogs off until you can behave

#gg og #comics #marvel comics #undescribed #tom king #greg land #cb cebulski #realized the joke of the original post wasnt clear enough so i made this #thank you for izzy sharkjumpers for suggesting tom king cia #1k

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stedebonnets · 6 months

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RIP Izzy Hands. You did not die alone. You died surrounded by friends and family. Belonging to something.

#listen listen i'm unwell... sad i miss my tiny silly unicorn but i will always love him maybe we are going to see him as a ghost next season #izzy hands #con o'neill #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmdaily #usercaptainflint #userkristi #dailypiratemedia #my stuff #mygifs #please no negativity in this post i beg you i am still crying!

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themistymountainscold · 5 months

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this is just every interaction between them actually

#ofmd #our flag means death #incorrect quotes #ofmd meme #izzy hands #edward teach #blackbeard #text post #text posts

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shapelytimber · 6 months

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Calypso and the Pink Unicorn's pirate drag show !!!!!

[PRINT] - [COMMISSIONS]

Wee john served so hard it should be illegal 16 dead countless injured, I am dead Calypso was so hot

Process (and my french rant on why I hate the choice of la vie en rose) below vvv

Final without the text

Rough colors

Sketch !

Sorry english people, but what follows is too french an opinion to voice in english (I'll sum it up for u in the end <3)

Ok alors je suis désolé, Con o'Neill chante vraiment très bien ca n'a rien avoir avec sa performance, mais vraiment la vie en rose c pas possible. Le man est sur les champs Elysées a me vendre des tours Eiffel en plastique jpp- Franchement pipe et jambe de bois ca serai mieux passer. Ou les demons de minuit !!!!pourquoi pas les demon de minuit ?????? Chanson hyper connu française. Ok c moins cucu que la vie en rose, mais bonus point plus kinky (je pensais jamais decrire les demons de minuit comme etant kinky mais here we are-)

Ou juste n'importe quoi d'autre-

(And words of wisdom from my evil advisor @quijicroix : légende vivante (de Lorenzo) ça va avec tout. Ou une chanson triste de jul (pas bande organisée, tu peux pas ken dessus). Après tout le monde déteste la police ou nik le front national c les chansons les plus romantiques que je connaisse. Y a santiago aussi, avec le gros mat la. Les trois mâts, pour le steddyhands.)

Tout sauf la fucking vie en rose pitier (meme si, encore une fois, Con o'Neill la chante vraiment bien)

Welcome back english people ! To sum it up : la vie en rose is a french song for tourists that set up a fight or flight reaction in every native speaker. I'm glad people enjoyed this, but I cannot describe the cringe and disappointment I felt when they decided to have him sing this song- (even tho he sings it beautifully (which is part of the disappointment))

They are SO MUCH love songs in french, why this one.

PS : at this point (ep7) I don't know why Stede is still bothering with Ed "I'm hitting the banks didn't tell him which one" teach, when Izzy hands is right there ????? Sir please open your eyes

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kyoukamybeloved · 2 months

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they are so so normal 😀😀

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ourflagmeansgayrights · 6 months

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actually can we stop talking about “deserve” when it comes to characters dying in fiction. not everything is a fable with a moral lesson to be learned. romeo and juliet didn’t “deserve” to die. bambi’s mom didn’t “deserve” to die. izzy dying in the finale doesn’t mean ofmd is saying that certain types of queer people “deserve” to die. fictional death can serve more narrative purposes than just punishment for the character doing the dying.