#telemachus answers

[reigningprinceofithaca]

My dad gave me that fucking bow :(

boo hoo

hey that’s just rude man

shut up or else I’ll electrocute you

no—AH

[alchemy-and-royalty]

mast3rsw0rd: CHOMP ON A SURFBOARD!!!

Telemachus: “CHOMP ON A SURFBOARD!!” he repeats as his autistic self struggles to find the tone of this message

[witless-winion1]

Telemachus, crying that he finally gets to meet his dad: “For twenty years, I never could outgrow you”

Odysseus, the short king, also crying: son, you are several inches taller then I am

[laritamiauu]

Can you pretty please draw Telemachus meeting Odysseus 🙏

OF COURSE

After that Ody says: No but really when did you get taller than me mf

everybody is taller than you odysseus

[bigidiotenergytm]

My Telemachus wish to meet your Odysseus to mend things (mainly apologies for Starseidon behavior)

he'll ever only care about one thing.

[aerbitions]

*Question* *Statement*

Okay for real this time- don’t mind me I’ma be sobbing over your beautiful art. You got any sketches you can drop?

I do!

This is of my Telemachus meeting @messymoonmad ‘s Pisistratus / Peisistratus. Sorry for the ping pookie HAHAHAHSHJS

[rakiah]

Is it bad to say that Odysseus!Leona really looks a lot like scar now with a beard?Btw loving the Au❤️

Btw i thought epel was gonna be Telemachus

-🌻anon

Oh not at all! On the contrary <3 Thank you so much!!

And in fact, there are two Telemachus (っ˘ω˘ς

Because why not.

[somereaderinblue]

Odysseus of Troy AU

Inspired by the Warrior!Penelope AU, @maggie44paint's Malewife Menelaus AU & @theblindgoddess + DaughterOfDungeonBat's Penelope of Troy AU.

So instead of Helen, Paris chooses Odysseus, thinking he's the safer option because he's just the king of small, barren Ithaca & super smart. Baby Telemachus is also spirited away as extra leverage.

Paris thinks he's being cunning, hoping this choice can somewhat ease Athena's wrath as well.

At first, Athena is furious....but then she gives the go-ahead for 3 reasons.

Odysseus will give Paris hell.

Hera will give Paris hell.

This one is important: Penelope will give Paris hell.

Paris tells himself he's doing Penelope a favour! Now she can find another, more powerful husband & have another kid with him. Plus, she's a woman with a tiny kingdom, it's not like she'll come knocking on Troy's walls.

Newsflash: a furious Penelope comes pounding on Troy's walls with a vengeance.

(Bonus if she isn't even being backed by Ares here. Oh no, all that unstoppable rage is 100% pure Penelope.)

In Olympus, Hera & Athena are cackling and high-fiving over a bucket of popcorn. In Troy, Ody is going full Mission Impossible, being a monster (rawr rawr rawr) to Paris, mapping out servant passages, calculating how much cloth it'll take to make a long enough rope & hoarding tiny paper scraps and crumbs for bird feeding.

He goes all: Yes, I need more clothes. It's not my fault my clothes keep ripping. *wink wink*. Oh, I'm not supposed to be here? Silly me, I'm hopeless without Athena's wisdom now! Look at the cute birdie, little wolf! *slips a message onto them while his son's buried under feathers*

Athena is very proud of her master liar.

Bonus:

Hector & Ody ironically become good friends because they're both dads and loving husbands. Hector tells himself he will NOT get attached to the man who's singlehandedly screwed him, his family & Troy over......only to pat the guy's back as he sobs for the nth time over missing his wife. It's hard not to empathize with him & feel a little sorry for the kid who doesn't even remember his mom.

And maybe when Hector senses that the end is coming, he & Andromache ask Ody to take Astyanax with him. He won't have a future in Troy, but it's better than no future, period.

Thus, Penelope returns to Ithaca with her family one member bigger than before.

[n0ahs-ark]

im robbing from you a odypen doodle with baby tele

oh they're so doomed by the narrative oh god

[elianzis]

guess what imma request :D

can i request telemachus please

You lucky i did this sketch yesterday

[be-it-so]

[reigningprinceofithaca]

HI MY TWINK

-Zo @life-of-phthia

hello..?

[backpackingspace]

Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

[capi-art]

HIIJIHII UHM JUST LIKE A STUPID REQUEST AND QUESTION

But do you like Amphinomus x Telemachus? and If you do like them can we maybe get a small doodle of them? If u want to OFC (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Well, if I had to say if I like it or not.... YES!!- if I like the ship, mainly because I feel that maybe they look too cute in some styles of artists like @z0-rrit0 or @messymoonmad because of their designs that are magnificent would be quite beautiful.

Now if we talk about my versions... I DON'T KNOW- I mean, not that there isn't a possibility, they would make a cute couple but I guess this is up to you guys, I feel like if these two characters knew about the ship they would say something like this:

There is a possibility? yes, but I don't know if my designs fit with the theme of the ship, mainly with what telemachus says, because for you it may seem strange because of the difference of 15 years that they have (tele:20 years Amphi:35 years).

What do you think?

[laritamiauu]

Maybe Hermes being Telemachus’s mentor if you pwease *stares with puppy eyes*

After that Telemachus goes into a beautiful trip with his buddy psistratus and discovers that Hermes gaydar was right

he is such a gay dumb ass uncle i love him

[bigidiotenergytm]

You know they're just pretending, right?

After what you did, what they witnessed you do, how could they ever see you as anything other than a subhuman monster.

I know how they look at you when you leave the room, the way she flinches every time you raise your voice, the way he questions every night if you're really his father.

They're scared, disgusted, and I know that you know that.

You're the great Odysseus of Ithaca, wisest man of your age...

Aren't you?

just keep your eyes open.