#tenzo headcanons

[marvelmymarvel]

Wait, wait, WAIT, now I need to do headcanons on how other Naruto characters would react to their S/O threatening another child for bullying their kid.

This is based on this fic I wrote for Kakashi: Wage War

Characters: Yamato/Tenzo, Iruka, and Orochimaru

Yamato/Tenzo

He is in pure shock at the anger in your eyes; he gets chills just looking at you. How can something so pretty look so evil?

Oh… He thinks as he looks at where you are staring - Your son… Makes sense.

He’s quick to grab you, though, knowing that you would wage war against anyone who hurt your kid if allowed. He would, too, don't get him wrong, but kids were kids. They were mean!!

You didn't care. All you saw was red. “Hey, we can't go hurting kids now, can we? What message would that send to our child?” 

His words would have been calming at another time, but all they did was fire you up more. “That no one is allowed to mess with him!!!”

He has to pull you away and profusely apologize to the mother who is now pulling her kid away from you. 

“You should keep her on a leash if she’s going to be so rabid-”

Tenzo’s jaw dropped at that statement, and he cringed at the shocked gasp that came from you. He told you you couldn't pick a fight with a kid, but their parent?

The adults were different. You could beat them up as much as you wanted. Tenzo let you go, hands shooting up as he watched you storm towards the mom in pure rage.

Sure, you could beat up the parents, and he would cheer you on as you did.

Iruka

Not happy at all. 

This ball of sunshine would be QUICK to scold you, warning you that teaching your little girl that "violence was the answer" was not a good idea…

Even though she's literally in a school to become a ninja? Violence isn't good?? Ya. Okay, whatever you say, Ruka.

He would take a more sensible route with it and would be able to calm you down with logical thinking - Violence is a nono but detention? Detention he can do.

Iruka being the school's headmaster is a perk, and part of him is thankful for being in charge. Otherwise, he wasn't sure how many kids would end up missing.

He would also scold you if you looked at the other child wrong; he will have none of that happening in his school. 

But don't worry; he will make sure the kid doesn't mess with your kid again.

She's his kid, too, you know! And no one fucks with his daughter.

Orochimaru

Mitsuki looked different than everyone else; that was painfully obvious.

He was aware of this and never took offense to jabs and laughs, but you?

Lord, help everyone around you.

Orochimaru would snicker at your anger, finding it adorable as you threatened child after child for making fun of your baby.

He would stop you if you moved towards the children though. While the old him would have allowed the violence to happen, the new him wanted peace. And you fighting a kid would not fare well for the three of you.

Still, he’d let you rant and rave about how cruel the kids are in Konoha. The thing is, though, Mitsuki is just like him in that sense. Orochimaru, too, experienced the same level of bullying, so he understood firsthand how cruel kids could be, but he always ignored them.

It doesn't matter. Their words don't matter.

And while you know that the words don't hurt your baby, you still can't help but feel overprotective every time you catch wind of a jab being thrown his way.

So while Orochimaru isn't worried about Mitsuki’s well-being and knows you won't seriously harm a child, he still makes sure that you know violence is not the answer here.

His new mindset was seriously frustrating, and you couldn't help but agree with him.

But if they called Mistuki a white-haired freak one more time….

[tranzfalgar]

♡ YAMATO/TENZO HEADCANON ALPHABET ♡

he's just a sweetie and i wanted to add more depth to him character! i was inspired by the sfw and nsfw alphabets created by the-coldest-goodbye on tumblr, so i made my own prompt list!

warnings: spoilers (obvs), panic attacks, general trauma, weed, and scars

A = Affection (How used to affection are they? How do they react to it? How do they show affection?)

When he is first released from ROOT, he had no idea what affection was. He spent the first chunk of his life inside of a test tube, up until he was around six years old. He never knew the love of parents, or family, so when Kakashi first put a hand on his shoulder and squeezed reassuringly he was confused as to why he wanted to cry. It took him years to get used to simple touches or compliments. I think of him as being hypersensitive to touch, but also touch starved. He loves physical affection as a whole though! He just tenses up a little bit if it's sudden, and may cry. He still isn't too great with compliments or being cared for by others, as he gets too flustered and is unsure of what to do. He is working on it though! He shows affection mostly by protecting those he cares about. He has quite a bit of strength. I would go as far as calling him one of the strongest shinobi in Konoha. So, he uses this physical strength to show his affection. Yes, it's impractical, but it's what he is used to! He is learning to show affection in other ways, yet none of them have become a part of him just yet.

B = Beautiful (What do they find beautiful within their life? Or is there a lack of beauty in their mind?)

Yamato is a huge lover of plants, and nature as a whole. Even though he was forced into having wood release, he still finds the fact he can grow living things fascinating and beautiful. It also makes him feel very attached to nature, as he is able to help plants to grow and heal. This is one of the main reasons he has come to love his wood release. Whenever he is upset, he will wander into the forest and help suffering plants, and maybe even grow a few plants of his own throughout the forest. He listens to the birds chirp, the leaves flutter in the wind, everything. He does refuse to see beauty in himself, even though he is one using the wood release and creating all of these beautiful things which he adores so much.

C = Comfort (How do they like to be comforted? How do they comfort others close to them?)

He loves physical contact without having to communicate his emotions through words. He wants to be held while he works through his feelings within his own mind. Learning how to voice his feelings is something that Yamato has not done yet, since it's so complicated, but he still appreciates someone being there for him. This sentiment travels over to how he comforts others as well. He will simply hug them, letting them speak whatever is on their mind while he pats their back or rubs circles in their shoulders with his thumb.

D = Desire (What is something they really want? What are their hopes for the future?)

Yamato wants to feel like he belongs. Throughout his entire life, he never had anyone close to him. He never had a family, or a group of friends. Yet, that is all he could ever want. He had that for a couple of years when he and Kakashi were on team ro together. He felt like he had a group of friends. They always goofed around together in the little off-time they had, and ate together at meal time. They were a team until Kakashi was forced to leave the ANBU. He felt that family connection once again with team seven, but ever since the war ended, they haven't been sent on any missions, so he feels like he has drifted from them. What Yamato wants in the future is a family of his own. Whether this be with a woman and having a child, or simply adopting a child and raising them as his own, he just wants a tight bond with one or more people. He wants to belong, he wants to feel needed.

E = Education (Who and/or where did they learn most of what they know today? Did they go to school, have a mentor, etc.?)

As much as he hates to admit it, he was taught a lot of his physical skills by Danzo and the mountain of scrolls which he was given in order to learn wood release. No one else that was alive could use wood release besides him, so he was forced to rely on the scrolls written by the first hokage, Hashirama Senju. This lead Yamato to read books in order to learn new jutsu other than wood release, most of these books written by the first and second hokage. Later on, he was taught a lot about teamwork from team ro, but mainly from Kakashi. He was used to fighting alone, so he was forced to learn a whole new style of fighting in order to fight effectively alongside the rest of his ANBU team.

F = Fears (What are their greatest fears? Where do these fears come from, if anything?)

He is terrified of labs, science equipment, and confined spaces. All of these things link back to his time within Orochimaru's lab, and how it felt to be floating within his tube helplessly while everyone around him slowly passed away. If he steps foot within in any type of lab, he will start hyperventilating, unable to focus on his original purpose for being there. Due to this, Yamato has been banned from missions involving labs.

G = Gratitude (What things in their life are they thankful for?)

He is extremely thankful for the little things, such as his warm bed, fresh water, and shelter, as these are things that Yamato never thought he would have. He thanks the world constantly for these little things, as they mean so much to him. Yet, he is most grateful to Kakashi, as he was the first person to ever show him compassion, to teach him that there was still hope for him outside of ROOT, and for bringing him into the ANBU. Yamato has never said thank you to Kakashi out loud, since he is embarrassed by the idea, but he hopes that Kakashi knows.

H = Home (What location, feeling, or person(s) do they consider their home? How has this changed over the course of their life?)

He feels completely at home when he is within nature. As I mentioned, he loves to go on walks and help the plants that are struggling. This is when he feels the most at home. He never thought of home as a place, since he never really had his own place until he was in his twenties. This lead to him feeling more at home the more plants that are around him.

I = Insecurity (What are pieces of themselves they are insecure about, physical or mental?)

Physically, Yamato is very insecure of his eyes. It isn't something he considered until he was forced to remove the ANBU mask he wore for a good portion of his life. People will sometimes mention how his eyes creep them out, and it makes him really insecure. In a way, he kind of feels bad, since he doesn't want to scare people, but there is nothing he can do to change the way his face looks. Mentally, he is insecure about his lack of social skills. It is something he never really learned since he spent most of his childhood in ROOT or in a tube, so now that he is able to talk to others, he needs to learn how to interact with others since he never really learned in the first place.

J = Joke (Do they have a playful side and/or a sense of humor? If so what is it?)

Yamato has a really playful side, due to his lack of childhood. He likes to act like a kid sometimes, goofing off and pranking people, as it is very therapeutic for him. He doesn't like to mention this is why he acts silly sometimes, but there isn't really a need to. He tends to mirror the humor of those he is closest to, which is where his love for pranks came from. Him and Kakashi prank people all of the time, nearly all of their friends have felt the wrath of their pranks. The two of them just giggle as quietly as they can as they watch from a distance.

K = Kin (Who are those that are closest to them? Have they lost anyone they considered close to them?)

Kakashi is the closest person to him, and Yamato is nearly certain that this will remain the case for the rest of his life. Kakashi and him have stood side by side for years, and have saved each others lives more than either of them could count. Plus, Kakashi knows his full story, and understands some of the pain that he went through, since Kakashi had similar experiences.

L = Love (Do they believe in love? If so, do they have a crush on anyone/are they in a relationship?)

He does believe in love, yet this is a relatively new development. Since reconnecting with Kakashi after his departure from the ANBU, he felt new feelings whenever he was around Kakashi. He ended up in the library, scanning through book after book until he found out that yes, he had a crush on Kakashi. He has yet to say anything, and he is unsure if he ever will.

M = Marks (What are some unique marks they have on their skin, such as scars, birthmarks, or freckles?)

He has scars littering his entire body due to his line of work and the amount of dangerous missions he has been on throughout the course of his life. Yet, there's one super unique mark he has. It is a little birthmark behind his right ear, and Kakashi said he thinks it's shaped like a little flower. Yamato agrees.

N = Night (What time do they go to bed at night? How easily do they fall asleep? Do they have trouble sleeping?)

Yamato likes to get in bed early, as having a routine is ingrained into him, and it isn't something that he wants to get rid of. That doesn't mean that Yamato gets a lot of sleep, or that it is easy for him. It takes hours for him to fall asleep, he spends hours tossing and turning trying to find a comfortable position. He gets woken by any little noise in his early stages of sleep. Not only this, but Yamato frequently wakes up due to nightmares, even if he does manage to make it to a state of deep sleep. He also rarely falls back asleep after being woken up by these nightmares, and on these days he'll give up completely and go on walks until the sun is peaking over the horizon.

O = Open (How open are they about their feelings to others? How long did it take them to open up, if at all?)

Yamato wants to be more open. He wants to be able to tell others exactly how he's feeling, what he needs, what he wants, but he hasn't quite learned how to do this with words yet. Expressing emotions is very difficult, especially for Yamato. Currently, he writes stuff down on paper after thinking of the correct wording, before he brings the paper to the person he wants to know his feelings. He only does this with people he is really close to, and the only people who have gotten handwritten letters from Yamato are Kakashi, Naruto and Sai.

P = Patience (How patient are they? How quick are they to anger?)

He wishes he had the patience of the other sensei's, but it isn't something he can just will into his personality. He is extremely quick to get frustrated or upset, and he hates himself for it, but there is nothing that he can do about it. Though, he has mastered keeping these feelings in check, not letting himself yell or scream unless he thinks it's necessary.

Q = Quirks (What are little things they do that only those closest to them would know about?)

Yamato can turn different parts of his body into wood, and uses this little thing to alter his body to benefit himself in his everyday life. He will use wood style to make his legs wood, and he'll extend them so he can can reach the top shelf of his cabinet, he'll turn a finger into a wooden spoon to use while he's cooking, etc. It isn't something he does often, but if someone catches him, he'll get super embarrassed!

R = Resentment (Who or what do they hate? Why?)

He hates Danzo and Orochimaru. They were the two people who tore his childhood right from his hands. They turned him into a child weapon, ruining the life he could have had if they two of them hadn't stolen him from his mom when he was an infant. He finds himself hating Danzo more, simply because he saw how badly others were affected by his 'training' methods. Sai is one of the main examples of this. There were so many people who's childhoods were ruined by Danzo, and that fact pisses Yamato off more than he could ever put into words. He was so happy to find out Danzo died, and he may have cried a bit when he was left alone after the fact. No one would have to suffer at the hands of that horrible man anymore.

S = Style (What is their sense of style when it comes to clothing? How about home decoration?)

In regards to his clothing, he prefers to wear things he finds comfortable. He likes sweaters and sweatpants, and that is mostly what he will wear when he isn't in his jounin uniform. He has a bit of a texture thing, so if you try to put him in anything denim he will punch you! In regards to his home, it's very cozy and bright. There are plants all over the place, warm blankets, and pictures hung up on the wall. Anything to make the space feel like his. He spent most of his life in a bland bedroom with no personality, so he is finally letting himself create a comfortable space that feels like home.

T = Talk (How do they communicate with others? Is their voice loud or quiet? Do they have a large vocabulary?)

He is very expressive! He isn't great with words, and has a kind of limited vocabulary, so he uses his facial expressions to convey his thoughts or the tone of his words. He does this without thinking, and no one has thought to mention this fact to him, as most find it quite endearing.

U = Unity (How do they feel about teamwork? What is their role within a team setting?)

He works very well in a team, and he loves to do so! After working with team ro for years, and learning how to properly operate with others in a team from Kakashi, Yamato found he loved it a lot. He is willing to play nearly any role within a team, yet he tends to excel at leading a group.

V = Valuable (What are their most valuable items? Where did they get them from? Why are they so important?)

He doesn't get too attached to items, since he finds himself being more attached to people, but he can't help his connection to his head protector and jounin vest. His head protector has been something he's had since he was very young, and it makes him feel more comfortable and safe. Though, his connection to his jounin vest is more due to how it represents his connection with the rest of his team and Konoha.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon about them!)

His full name is Yamato Senju. He chose to stick with the name Yamato since it makes him happy. Those who use that name for him are all extremely close to his heart, and he is more than happy to keep a name that has such good memories attached to it. He also chose to take the last name 'Senju' after it was suggested by the fifth hokage, since he never had a surname and she wanted to make a proper jounin file for him. Tsunade views him as a little brother.

X = X-Ray (What do they look like without clothing? What is their body type? How much muscle do they have?)

Yamato has a pear build, with smaller shoulders and larger hips. He has a very toned ass, yet it is still squishy and medium-sized. He has a little bit of extra fat around his love handles due to his larger hips. He has very toned thighs as well as back muscles. He has faint abs visible on his tummy, and an outie belly button. He is covered in scars, but the most apparent one is an X-shaped one over his left peck, which tore his left nipple. He has a bit of hair on his chest, but he prefers to shave it, since he hates how it feels on his shirt. His fingers are very calloused, as are his heels, no matter how much lotion he puts on them.

Y = Young (What were they like as a child? What was their childhood like for them?)

As stated many times throughout this post, Yamato had no childhood. Six years in a tube, followed by seven years in ROOT, and the rest was spent in the ANBU. He was treated as a weapon throughout his entire childhood, so he learned to act how everyone treated him. He acted as a simple killing machine until he met Kakashi when he was thirteen.

Z = Zooted (Do they partake in alcohol or drugs? If so, why?)

Yamato will dabble in a little bit of weed, simply because it would reduce the iron grip anxiety has on him for a little while. He would only use it occasionally when he is feeling particularly anxious. He'll get high and then sit down in a field and ground himself, and that typically makes him feel less anxious.

[lemony-snickers]

good timezone, y’all.  here is a small little BONUS to the mix & match event.  (yes The Strength of Vines was the end of the event, but surprise!)

my dear switch anon requested some headcanons for a switch!yams and i hope i have delivered.

tbh, i don't see tenzo as much of a dominant personality in the bedroom

not that he's wishy-washy or anything, but he's just more focused on making you feel good than on particular roles

and he's more than content, for the most part, to let you take the lead

on days when you're feeling a particular way, tenzo will grin and happily give you the reins

and he's beautiful, the way he can be so pliant in your hands

it's you, actually, that asks him to try something different

(Read More on AO3)

[ayyyez]

Headcanons on shisui, minato, and Yamato on how they'd react to their s/o (civilian shinobi or otherwise:)) getting attacked and almost dying? 😭 need the agnst in my life rn I love ur work ur iconic uwu

A/N: the angsssst! but it's okay I love angst it's what I do haha but mostly as long as it has a happy ending because we deserve that as a treat as do they. And aw thanks sm!

TAGS: angst, reader attacked/almost dies, sad characters, mini scenarios rather than headcanons, mentions of hospitals, mentions of wounds, mentions of being impaled, no graphic injuries, characters blaming themselves, long post under cut

CHARACTERS: Shisui Uchiha, Minato Namikaze, Yamato

SHISUI UCHIHA

Shisui is usually the calm and collected one no matter the situation. He can take out any enemy. Always has a plan and can lighten any situation with a lighthearted quip should it call for it.

But this, oh god nothing can prepare him for this.

You're not supposed to be able to get hit. Your entire jutsu is supposed to be impenetrable. More so than that, he's supposed to be your eyes in case things go wrong, your back up.

The enemy found a weak spot though—pulled a thread in the seam everything falls apart right in front of him.

Shisui feels so powerless as he calls your name.

'I've got you.' He says, catching you just before you hit the ground.

He ducks for cover as kunai come at him from all sides. The rest of the squad focus on the guy who got you. Taking down the rest of the enemies is a sinch in comparison. He can't even think about anything else except getting you out and alive.

When he makes it through the thick of the trees he feels you tremble in his arms.

'Shisui.' You call his name, same as you have a thousand times before but this time it's so quiet, almost ghostly.

Shisui is terried to look down but he has to. He can't let you down by betraying his fears. He needs to make you feel safe.

'H-hey.' He doesn't mean to let his voice slip and tremble as he sees how you don't look so good. 'It's going to be alright. We're almost there.'

You manage a nod.

By the time he makes it to the medics you begin to fade and he panics. They take you off his hands and into the tent to tend to your wounds.

Shisui spends the whole time pacing outside pale as a ghost.

He can't sit or stand still. He's a jolting mess. He can barely accept the water or food offered to him by his comrades.

It's the longest wait of his life waiting for you to wake up.

'Shisui.' Is the first thing you say as you come to.

He cries he's so overcome with emotion. Takes your hand and drops his face against it. Poor Shisui is so exhausted and has been so scared he just loves you so much.

MINATO NAMIKAZE

Guilt overwhelms Minato as he sits in the hospital room waiting for you to wake up.

He wasn't there when you had been injured because he held so much faith in your ability to hold your own and now he can't help but blame himself for being so carless. He should have been there. He should have been with you.

It's not that now he believes you can't handle yourself, it's that he should have been there anyway. Anyone can slip up. Anything can happen. This is proof of that and he knows that now.

If he could go back and do things differently— 

No it's too late for that. He would do right and better by you now.

He stays by your side each day waiting for you to wake up. He speaks to you, tells you little things about each day that are trivial but also deep things like how much he cares for you.

'I'm sorry.' He whispers, stroking your hand. 'I love you, I'll be here when you wake up.'

He lets go of your hand and walks over to the window to look out onto the village below.

Everything seems smaller, holds less meaning without you here awake beside him. It's like something is missing. He's no longer quite whole.

There's a stiring behind him and Minato turns wide eyed to find you coming to.

He can't quite believe it when your eyes flutter open.

'Mmm.' You groan. 'Damn that hurts.'

A soft chuckle escapes him and then a few tears too. Just a flood of relief hits at the signs of you being there.

Then you turn to him, a little more awake.

'Hey.' You say. 'What are you doing all the way over there, huh?'

And that's all it takes for him to just crowd you in the tightest (but also careful) hug.

'I'm so glad you're awake.' He whispers. 'I'm so sorry.'

'Don't be sorry.' You assure him. 'I'm glad you're here though.'

He pulls away and looks you deep in the eyes. 'I love you.'

It's enough to take your breath away. 'I love you, too.'

YAMATO

The image of you jumping in front of him to protect him is something Yamato will never forget. He's not sure he can forgive you for it either if you don't wake up.

He knows neither of you had a choice but— 

Seeing you there impaled is just not something he can ever forgive.

You should have let it hit him. Village be damned he'd rather—okay he would not rather hundreds of other people die instead of you getting injured but that's besides the point! He should never of had to see you that way. If you didn't worm your way into his life and make him care then— 

Oh who is he kidding.

Yamato could never be mad at you.

He's mad at himself. He should never have agreed to put you in this situation in the first place. There should have been a better strategy. He should have thought up a better strategy.

'It was an impossible situation, stop beating yourself up over it and just be there instead.'

Yamato lifts his head.

'Kakashi.' He balls his fists against his pants then sighs unfurling them. 'I know it's just—'

'Just that you think you could have strategised yourself out of an impossible situation now that it's over.'

'This is different.'

'It's always different with the people we care about.' He gives him a knowing expression. 'With the people we love.'

'I don't need a pep talk right now.'

'No but you also don't need to sit here waiting for someone to scold you like you've done something wrong.'

Yamato gives him a doubtful look.

'You both did your duty and what you wanted to do so now you ought to both be together for the waking up part.' Kakashi sighs. 'Neither of you are dying today.'

Yamato takes a deep breath letting it settle in his lungs before he exhales again. Kakashi was right. He needs to be by your side.

'Okay.' Is all he says before he stands and heads to your room, leaving his senpai behind.

The tension is palpable as he enters your room. The machines beeping and your assisted breathing fill his ears. He sits beside you timid as he shifts closer.

'Sorry, I took so long.' Is all he whispers as he wakes for you to wake.

Your eyes flicker open a few moments later as if to let him know it's alright. He's not mad anymore, only relieved. Loved.

[reelovesfictionalmen]

Masterlist.

ALL READERS ARE 30+ AND WRITTEN WITH AFAB IN MIND

Here is a link to all my fics I have posted here. Most are cross posted to my Ao3.

Call of Duty

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Ghost x 30+year old Reader SFW headcanons for Simon "Ghost" Riley NSFW headcanons for Simon "Ghost" Riley

John Price

NSFW headcanons for John Price SFW headcanons for John Price An Eternity Together

Johnny "Soap" Mactavish Johnny's Little Pain Slut (HEAVY bdsm links to Ao3 post) Am I your Good Boy? SubSoap x Soft Dom Reader

Naruto Yamato Pregnancy and Baby Headcanons for Yamato x Reader Relationship headcanons for Yamato x Reader Obito Uchiha You can't run from me The Elder Scrolls Bastian Hallix Romantic Headcanons for Bastian Hallix

[konohaforestfire]

How he holds your hand pt. 2

Part 1 era & up | Minors DNI

📖 Kakashi

Now for a man who always has his hands in his pockets, Kakashi sure does love holding your hand. 

Especially after all the trauma, he is a solitary creature, yet he loves people like Gai and you who pull him out of his habits.

If he’s taking you out on a date or a walk, he’s gonna slip a hand into yours and tug you along. 

As we know he can easily read his books one handed, so the other hand is free for different things. Like holding your hand.

Honestly he’s so blase about it, but it warms him so much to see you smile and sigh with your hand in his. 

He’s the type to go grocery shopping together around town and use your interlocked hands to point at shops and items. 

If he’s propped up on his bed reading, and you’re on his lap with him, he’ll hold your hand while he reads with the other. 

This man also loves to grip your wrist and pet at the pulse point with his thumb. 

Now he’d get too flustered with too much pda, but if you and him are on a double date with Asuma and Kurenai he’s def holding your hand without any fanfare. 

When you’re older after he’s retired from being the Hokage, he has no issues walking hand in hand all the time. 

He loves doing “old people” things with you, and has even attempted to hold your hand while you’re gardening and cooking. 

He’s even dramatically pouted (to tease you) if you don’t let him. 

🌳Yamato

Yamato loves holding your hand so much.

Honestly after you were official, he started making it a thing that he holds your hand all the time. 

Yamato loves recognition and praise, and he needs everyone to know you’re his special person, his love. 

Yamato can be shy, but the fact that someone loves him this much means he’s just happy to be with you. 

He’ll have all the upcoming festivals and events on a calendar so he can have time to hold your hand in front of others.

He holds it pretty normally, but if you do any interlocking of fingers he will blush and whisper affections to you. Especially about how cute you are.

If you’re at home and relaxing with him, especially with your hands occupied, he’ll think about how he can get to holding your hand. 

Yamato will end up deciding on pulling you close and just holding you instead. Another very needy person. 

🕳Genma

He’s sooo rude, he can’t take shit seriously. 

Man is purely unserious. (look at him!! awful man!)

Y’all aren’t even dating, you’re in a situationship and he’s trying to hold your hand. 

One time you guys were hanging out and he quickly grabbed your hand and used some old fashioned terms and pointed out a cute gift at a shop. (Probably a plushie or something)

The man running the shop asked Genma if he was thinking of getting it for his wife… and he said yes! Raising your held hand up to show you were together. 

He then let that man give you it on a discount and walked you home shocked holding your hand. 

At your door, he kissed it and then let you know he wouldn’t be able to get dinner tomorrow because he had to hang out with Anko.

I hate this man stg. 

He also likes trying to hold your hand if all the jonin are having a hang out to try and make fun of Kurenai and Asuma. 

It’s okay though they “talked” some sense into him for playing with you, and the next time he tried to hold your hand:

Well… you told him no, and he said he was just trying to hold his s/o’s hand, he said it so softly and seriously, you let him take it. 

And he squeezed it and took his senbon out and kissed you while whispering apologies and still holding your hand. 

He also changed how your hands were linked so he could pin you back against the wall with that hand and give you more kisses. 

Hate him so much, smh.

🎓Iruka

Now Iruka is a teacher and that’s the only reason he’ll be cautious about holding your hand. 

It’s not that he’s not madly in love with you, it’s that kids do not shut up about these things. 

He doesn’t want them distracted by his relationship (which is so damn silly)

But he’s def linking your fingers if it’s at an event where he knows he won’t see the kids. 

Honestly sometimes he puts time aside for late night walks 

(Or late night dinner after he’s finished grading) so he can hold your hand around the city in peace.

But the kids will end up seeing, and it will spread. It was two girls who were out with their moms doing some later afternoon shopping and they spread that back to Konohamaru and Crew, then it got to Naruto and Sakura, and then it got to everybody. 

Actually a lot of the chunin and jonin didn’t even know you two were dating and because it’s Iruka it just becomes a whole thing if any of them see you together and you’re not holding hands. 

Poor Iruka, he just gets bright red at all the teasing, ‘Hey Iruka-sensei your girlfriend is right there why aren’t you holding her hand?’

His students ‘Iruka-sensei! My mom said she holds my dad’s hand because she loves him, do you love s/o?” 

Kakashi is actually the worst offender somehow. 

Naruto actually thinks it’s really cute and he reacts to it kinda like he did his Minato and Kushina’s love story. (excuse me I’m crying brb)

📝Jiraiya (yes he should be in jail… yes I would send him my check for commissary)

If you catch Jiraiya (or possibly read these as Jiraiya/Tsunade headcanons) he’s usually just got a hand on your lower back. 

He likes to give you nice back rubs, and surprisingly they don’t turn into anything unless you were alone in your room together 

Though if you were in a crowded street etc, he’s grabbing your wrist with his big hand and making sure you stay tucked in against him.

He also likes to throw an arm over your shoulder at restaurants and link your fingers from there. 

He’ll even pout and ask you to give him your hand from that weird angle. 

Or he’ll have his arm wrapped behind your back and hold your hand that’s at your side. 

Surprisingly he is a hand kisser. He likes to play the gentleman and kiss the back of it all the time. 

Say you need him to help steady you as you fix your shoe, or get over a puddle he’ll kiss it before he drops it down…. Still holding your hand, and now you’ll be walking like that.

[kakashissimp]

Headcanons for applying relationship with Kakashi and Yamato please

Relationship Headcanons | Kakashi & Yamato | SFW & slight NSFW

Thanks for the request!

Kakashi

Kakashi is more relaxed overall around you and within himself after some time of dating. He no longer needs to keep up his unbothered facade, and he finds it so relieving to express his thoughts and feelings.

You're a breath of fresh air to him—literally in some cases. When he comes home to your shared apartment, Kakashi can't help but stop and take a big breath the moment he smells your familiar perfume. He instantly feels the weight of everything leave his shoulders then.

While Kakashi treasures your nights in with some take-out, he doesn't forget about date nights. Even if you're both tired after a long day, Kakashi will insist on taking you out for a nice meal. That way neither of you have to cook and he can selfishly have you all to himself.

Kakashi always picks the most private booth. It's quiet, and Kakashi loves hearing about your day since your paths don't cross very often during work hours.

While sipping on some sake with his cheeks glowing somewhat, Kakashi won't be shy about placing a hand on your thigh and rubbing careful circles into your skin.

Kakashi wasn't always big on PDA, but he finds himself looking for excuses to pull you close and show everyone exactly who he managed to win over.

When you compliment him, though, Kakashi always gets flustered. His face burns like a schoolboy's, but it never fails to warm your heart.

By the end of the night, Kakashi wants nothing more than to take you home and release some of his pent-up tension. Watching your lips move while you spoke throughout dinner killed him, along with the way your skin seemed so touchable under the dim light.

Kakashi needs every piece of clothing off during sex. He can't help it. He needs to see every bare inch of you so he can deliver the worship you deserve.

His teasing is more confident than before, and he always pays special attention to your needs. Kakashi has endless praise for you, and he's always so impressed by how well you take him. His murmurings are low, gruff, and never lacking adoration.

Kakashi usually dominates you with his somewhat patronizing words, only to nip at your neck and coo his sweet nothings into your ear.

"You think you can handle all this, baby?" "That's right, take it all, sweetheart." "So good for me."

Yamato

Yamato was always calm and collected before he met you. But after? Yamato was a mess.

Your first date with him was almost a disaster because he couldn't stop trembling. He was so afraid of messing up or scaring you away, and just looking at you made him blush furiously.

Fortunately, your easygoing nature helped ground Yamato, and things got easier from then on.

Now, Yamato feels the security and trust between you two, and he doesn't need to fear anything but keeping you safe.

When you're around, Yamato becomes so soft. Like, mushy soft. He's so sweet on you that if anyone sees him melting near you, they can't help but roll their eyes.

Yamato would do literally anything for you. He has no shame in admitting it, too.

Yamato has such a unique way of looking at the world that you can't help but feel so enamored when he speaks, especially when he goes on long tangents about certain topics.

While you two don't live together yet, Yamato might as well move into your apartment at this rate. He's there practically every night, favoring your bed over his any day.

Yamato is a fantastic big spoon, but he secretly loves being the little spoon (but don't tell anyone that!).

Yamato doesn't initiate sex often because he doesn't want to seem pushy or expectant. Rather, he prefers to let you take the reins and tell him when you're ready.

Even now, Yamato gets flustered whenever your light pecks turn into long, drawn-out kisses. He'll never quite get used to the feeling of your skin against his, and the fire that burns within him is always so intense.

Yamato tends to be more reserved in terms of dirty talk, but he knows how much you enjoy his contented sighs and moans, and he doesn't hold back.

Yamato has no qualms about dominating you, but he absolutely adores it when you take control and ride him. He crumbles immediately and is quite literally putty in your hands.

"Y-yeah, baby—just like that." "You feel so good." "I won't last much longer if you keep moving like that."

...

Requests are open!

[konowhoregakure]

Shinobis' Spotify Wrapped

Sasuke listens to emo and pop-punk obviously. Most played: Helena - My Chemical Romance.

I feel like Sakura likes pop. Most played: Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani

Surprisingly, I can see Naruto liking pop as well- like it's something they could bond over. He also likes meme music, obviously. Most played: All Star - Smash Mouth

Kakashi doesn't seem like the kind of person to like music, but if he had to, I can see him liking something he doesn't have to pay much attention to- perhaps he likes oldies, like 80's hits. It probably reminds him of his dad. As far as his own tastes go, I think he'd like The Cure. Most played: Homesick - The Cure

Listen listen listen. kiba likes reggaeton. I don't make the rules, sorry. Most played: Pa' Que Retozen - Tego Calderón

Music bothers Shino. Disrupts his bug concentration or whatever.

Shikamaru would probably be really pretentious with his music tastes so he likes... The Smiths? Most played: Cemetry Gates - The Smiths

Rock Lee only listens to Maroon 5 because he heard Guy listening to that once. Surprisingly, he really liked it. He likes She will be loved, he thinks of Sakura and cries I guess? Idk Most played: This Love - Maroon 5

Neji thinks of himself as a music connoisseur, but the truth is that sometimes all he wants to do is relax and listen to some Indie Rock (yes he likes Tame Impala). Most played: Walk away - Franz Ferdinand

Tenten likes female rappers. She always bothers Neji by quoting parts of WAP. She also likes the party anthems of the early 2010s (Where Them Girls At by David Guetta? Cultural Reset). Most Played: Rules - Doja Cat

I love the idea of Ino listening to boy bands. To this date she cites Zayn leaving One Direction as a traumatic event. However, she was never one to fight over which band was the best. Most played: S.O.S - The Jonas Brothers

Chouji likes anime openings, probably. Meta moment but he would love Blue Bird. Most Played: Rising Hope - LiSA

Hinata likes Coldplay. She is starting to discover Radiohead- which is of course an obvious progression that shocks no one. Most played: Shiver - Coldplay

Guy's likes the mellow 2000's. He likes to dance by himself to Drops of Jupiter by Train. He wants to dedicate it to someone but he- we're still working on it, okay? Most played: Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield

Yamato, I think, is the kind of person that judges people by their music tastes (he still isn't quite sure what to think of Kakashi's so he just ignores that piece of information). He listens to a little bit of everything, but lately he's been stuck on Steely Dan's Can't Buy a Thrill, though. Most played: Brooklyn (Owes The Charmer Under Me) - Steely Dan

Bonus: If Rin had lived, she would have liked Taylor Swift. (And when she's sure no one is around she sings with her brushes pretending she is in a concert). Most Played: Mine - Taylor Swift

[0mythical-bitch0]

Biju Headcanon

The biju have been around for millennia, they’re pure chakra constructs, now my personal headcanon is this,

With all the jutsu and Fuinjutsu and mokuton running about, the biju are essentially filters. For every jutsu and seal and mokuton construct, the chakra bleeds over into the world and try’s to drive out the world’s natural chakra, it takes over and corrupts everything around it, the biju would then feed off that chakra left over and spilling out from these man made chakra structures and purify it, making it natural chakra then let it back into the world strengthening it.

The mokuton was one of the worst offenders of this, the roots getting tangled up and corrupting everything around it for miles within a month.

Then they get sealed and There’s villages of shinobi being made, there’s a mokuton user running about, and in less than a decade chakra deficiency and chakra sensitivity has came about because of how dense the corrupt chakra has become.

Thing is with villages being so new and the bijuu being seen as useless demons only good for power, nobody connected chakra deficiency and chakra sensitivity to them, so that’s where might dai and might guy and rock Lee came about.

Now then, if you wanna stick canon wise, the Sage knew this, he didn’t care that the biju, the ones he birthed were being harmed and enslaved, because to him it’d be worth it, because shinobi would’ve died out, ninjutsu would’ve died out, because no one could actively use chakra anymore and by then the biju would be free to clean up because no body could seal them anymore because they wouldn’t have the power.

All that would be left of chakra manipulation would be ninshu, otherwise known as the sages way.

[naruto--headcanons]

-adding onto my 'Kakashi cuts his own hair' headcanon-

Tenzo also gets Kakashi to cut his hair. it grows out every now and then, but it never gets as long as it used to be.

Kakashi gets so used to cutting hair that he sometimes cuts others' hair if they ask. (and the other percentage of the time, he makes up stupid excuses no one believes.)

[tranzfalgar]

Who was the parental figure at the weddings at the end of naruto shippuden?(plus other what ifs)

so, we know naruto asked iruka to be his father/parental figure in his wedding, but what about everyone else?

just made a couple of hcs of who they would be, and i add some hcs to it too!! (i am american so i might accidently include things sorry for that)

Canonically Wed Characters

Naruto

His father in the wedding was Iruka

Iruka cried like a bitch at the ceremony, and then got drunk later on off sake and cried some more LMAO

Hinata

Her father in the wedding was Hiashi

Her mother in the wedding was Kurenai

Bonus: Mirai was the flower girl @ her and Naruto's wedding

Ino

Her father in the wedding was Choza

(Since her, Shikamaru and Choji all grew up together, I thought he would do this for the kids, as well as his two friends)

Her own biological mother was alive at the time of her wedding

Sai

His father in the wedding was Yamato

Yamato father figure to Sai real bc I said so

Sasuke

His father in the wedding was Kakashi

The only reason he had a father figure at his wedding is because Sakura wanted him to

Kakashi is the closest thing to a father he has (if you say 'but Orochimaru' I am gonna tear u apart with my teeth let me have this)

Sakura

Her father, Kizashi and her mother, Mebuki, were both at her wedding

Ino was her maid of honor <333

Shikamaru

His mother, Yoshino Nara, was alive at the time of his wedding

Choza offered to give a toast from himself, Shikaku and Inoichi

Temari

She had no father or mother at the wedding

It was her and her brothers :)

Choji

His father was there, and his mother as well I believe :D

If only...

Lee & Tenten (separate weddings just the same father figure)

GAI SENSEI WOULD GLADLY FILL THE ROLE

I will cry simply at the idea of this shit, if someone finds a story that has this aspect, please hand it over, I will cry

Kakashi has quite the time at both of these weddings simply bc Gai won't stop crying

Yamato

HEAR ME OUT- Tsunade. I have a little HC that her and Yamato are kinda like brother and sister or cousins bc wood style thing.

She sees he has no other family, so she deems him a Senju due to his wood release.

I really like this hc I needed to include it somehow

In a different timeline (just hear me out okay?)

(this is a parental figure besides their own bio parents btw)

Neji

Hiashi. Just think with me for a second. *cries so hard i crumble to the floor*

He would say smth like "you're father would be proud of you," and Neji LOSES HIS FUCKIGN SHIT

Kakashi

Just. Listen. for a second. Minato, Kushina, or Maito Dai. Just. *bites a rock*

Iruka

Hiruzen. Just consider <3

Naruto

Listen I don't like the guy either, but Jiraiya as his father at his wedding would have killed me /pos

"Minato, Kushina, your son is a good man, I'm sure you two are proud."

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tsunade

If she did get married after her grandfather passed, I think Tobirama would have filled his place if he was alive

if u read this far, thank u!! also, please feel free to add more to this idea or alter mine !!

[handfulofsouls]

HC where Obito is alive, Kakashi decided to take in Tenzo as his little brother and the three of them live together.

[historicfailure]

Hi I wonder if Yamato is having a wet dream while he and his wife were sleep together and his wife saw his member start horny, will she want to suck it out while he is sleep? I’m so thirsty for that. Nsfw.

Sorry for taking so long! I hope you're still around and can enjoy those headcanons ^^

Yamato getting sucked off in his sleep by his wife:

It’s not often that Yamato is at home and is able to sleep with you in the same bed. That’s why you cherish those times even more so. 

Waking up earlier as him is just as rare, and those two coincidences falling together is like meeting a unicorn: almost impossible.

But this morning, you indeed manage to wake up before your husband, who only sleeps in a pair of loose boxers, like always. 

Blinking the sleep out of your eyes, you watch him for a bit.

Yamato favors sleeping on his back, one arm over his stomach, the other stretched out and dangling over the side of the bed.

It’s cute, and you’re about to cuddle up against his side to sleep some more when you spot… it.

The blanket tents just where his dick must be. At the sight, lust washes over you. Maybe, a little bit of morning sex would be just right.

But waking him up? No, the wicked idea crossing your mind is way better. The only question is: can you pull away the blanket to get to the source and execute your plan?

Ever so carefully, your hands sneak beneath the rim of the blanket. You pause when a grunt escapes Yamato, only to relax when he just wiggles a bit closer to you.

You manage to raise the blanket just enough to slip beneath. The scent of his body and sweat greets you, all intense and filling your lungs to every last crevice. 

And there it is: your price. His dick stands at half-mast, all thick and groomed and delicious-looking. Your mouth waters just thinking about your next step.

Still careful and inching closer, you lower your head over his crotch. Overnight, his smell gets stronger, deeper, and almost rich. For a moment, you just watch the dick, which weakly twitches under your eyes. Then, you reach out, and your hand closes around the base of Yamato’s dick.

Hot, heavy and well-groomed. That’s your Yamato. Always well taken care off, shaved and clean. Lost in your admiration, your fingertips scratch over the thick vein at the underside of his dick. He twitches in his sleep, mumbling something under his breath.

You have to act quickly now. Soon, he will wake up. Smiling to yourself, you open your mouth and take the head of his dick between your lips. Only the very crown, then your mouth has to stretch a bit for his width. 

Slowly, but surely, you take the tip in. For a moment, you let him rest on your tongue, the musk overwhelming your senses. Then, you go deeper, breathing deeply through your nose and stopping now and then.

Yamato is too thick to take into your mouth in one go. It takes some time, and you still struggle because it has been some time since you gave him a blowjob. But you want to surprise and please him (and most importantly: you want to see him come undone).

When his hand comes to grab the back of your head, you’re grateful and let out a long, guttural moan. Finally. Yamato woke up.

A wet, hot pussy. Just for him. Soft, warm skin. Always happy to be touched. You, with open arms and naked, your smile promising so many pleasures Yamato doesn’t know what to do first. He wants to gently hold and kiss you, he wants to suck small love bites into your skin, he wants to slide between your legs and rut into you until both of you can’t go on any longer. The lust inside him burns brightly, making him restless and anxious for the moment he is waiting for. His heart is pounding like crazy. Fuck, his dick is definitely reacting to the view, naked, willing and smiling full of love at him. 

Then, suddenly, right before he can touch you, his dick twitches. Yamato looks down and sees another version of you, with your lips around his dick. Hot and wet, burning him to the very core, so much so a mighty tremble goes through his entire body. He can feel your tongue lapping away, following the vein on the underside of his dick he can only feel with his fingers. His toes curl up, and Yamato has to control himself to not just fuck into your mouth. 

He knows how hard it is to take his dick down your throat. You’re always way too happy to oblige, but seeing you choke and sputter while he gains nothing but pleasure from your work doesn’t sit right with him. So, he reaches out, his hand hitting a blanket, then your hair and neck. His fingers lightly cup your head, which is answered with a long, delicious hum. The hum vibrates through your throat and his dick. So good. So nice. The next surge through his blood wakes him up.

His grip on the back of your head is light, but commanding. A shudder wanders down your spine, while molten heat runs through your veins and gathers in your middle. Fuck, you want him. Want him inside you, but first, you will taste him.

Just when your lips close around the base of his dick, the fingers around your head tighten.

“What… That feels… Fuuuck, don’t stop…”

His sleepy voice pleading for you to go on was music to your ears. The fingers in the back of your neck tightened, subconsciously pulling you closer and more onto his dick. 

He was so thick that for a moment, you choked. A few deep breaths through your nose, and you relaxed, with his dick deep down your throat and your nose nestled in his pelvis. 

Yamato sluggishly rolls his hips into your mouth. Not outright fucking your throat, but the promise of it lies on the horizon. Humming again, you crawl more over his lower body, so you can shore yourself on his thick thighs. Your fingers dig into his muscles, which he answers with a low grunt.

“I can’t hold on much longer.” His thighs faintly tremble beneath your touch. “Fuck… I love you.”

Coming up leaves your mouth and throat painfully empty. But you have to, because with your mouth full, you can’t tease him properly. 

“What can I say? You’re looking like such a snack all the time, I couldn’t help but devour you.” A teasing kiss to the weeping tip of his dick, which jumps at the tender touch. “And go on. Fuck my mouth.”

While you talk, you gently caress his dick. The thin layer of your own spittle doesn’t last long, so you go slow and careful. Your thumb, index and middle finger meet just barely as you rub soothing strokes to the base, the knuckles of the other fingers tease the curve of his balls.

One last teasing grin into his sleepy, half-lidded eyes, then you go back to deepthroat him. This time, it’s easier going down, and when you encourage him to grip your head tighter, the wetness between your legs is proof of how much you love the situation you’re in.

“This…” His fingers thread into your hair, gentle caress and warning at the same time. “This is the best morning I had in a while.”

Yamato fucks in short jabs to get you accustomed to his strength. Then, his strokes grow longer, harder, a bit more painful to your throat. His breaths become heavier, almost desperate, and the grip on your head would bruise if he wouldn’t relax his hands from time to time. 

It’s so hot to feel him lose himself in your mouth. Only a few whimpers and chokes escape you, the rest is muffled by either his dick or his pelvis smothering your face.

Only when his entire body tenses up beneath your hands, you know he is close. So, you continue to suck, hollow your cheeks, with your tongue lapping away at his twitching dick, and wait for him to reach his peak.

And what a peak it is. Yamato’s entire body seizes up, his hands pulling you deep down onto his dick, making subconsciously sure that you would swallow every single drop of his burning hot seed. 

You can feel every drop running down your throat, filling your mouth and nearly overflowing, but as dutifully as you can, you swallow everything he gives you. 

The only things in the room loud enough to overcome your heart beat are his labored breath and the wet pop as you finish him off with a last, gratifying ‘pop’ of your mouth when you pull back from him.

“I definitely should surprise you more like that in the morning.”

Needless to say, Yamato returns the favor by eating you out until your legs shake and the next time you are there to witness some morning wood of his, you will definitely try again to suck him off.

[leafyloveslaughing]

[therealtwontie]

Ok i need to talk about this somewhere so i’ll do this here.

Imo it was impossible for Tenzo and Kakashi to have any romantic relationships during their Anbu era. I believe they were a prefect team, a Senpai and a Kouhai but not something more.

I am sure that Tenzo had a HUGE crush on Kakashi since he was a teen but couldn’t understand this for many years because of his traumatising past and the way he was socialising as a kid in the Root. I think it would be really difficult for him to understand his feelings at all and it’s not only about the romantic feels. So i guess he had to work on his mental state and the world perception for a very long time before he realised that he loves Kakashi.

And then we have Kakashi who is so traumatised that he can’t afford feeling attachment to the others while he is in Anbu. He is barely functioning himself, I don’t believe he could feel anything romance-like at that time. Then, team 7 happened and he had learned a lot from them. He had to think about his feelings and probably learn how to love again after such a long dark period.

I love their Anbu interactions.

I love noticing the way Tenzo admires Kakashi.

I love seeing them care for each other during missions.

But i am sure their relationship had started after Kakashi left Anbu and probably after he became a sensei.

[lavenderangeline]

My Headcanons on wich song belongs to the characters

Baby Naruto <3

These are my thoughts about all the upcoming characters and their main themes in my fanfiction

Annaisha: OBVIOUSLY GIRLBOSS - her song: Little Girl Gone by Chinchilla also Nocturnal & sensitive by Mothica bc fcking slay

Ryo: Mary on a Cross by Ghost bc I were never afraid of your beauty

Yamato: don't ask me how and why but atm it's shameless by Camila Cabello

Kakashi: trolotrolololoooo

Naruto: Kaleidoscope by mxmtoon bc as an adhd person I see the h in the add in him

Sakura: jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo if you don't understand it your self esteem is almost as low as Sakuras- I don't make the rules here

Tsunade: Queen Bee by Jamra she's a queen and no one can change my mind. The only person I'll ever bow to

Sai: Beggin' by Måneskin... I just think he's kinky lol. I might change it. Saw too many fanarts xD