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itsscottiesstark · 4 months

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David: I don't have any idea how many kisses are planned for s3.

Narrator: He did, in fact, know the exact number.

#honestly david how did you manage to get ahead with acting #terrible liar #at this point he's the equivalent of a fan pestering an author for the next fic chapter #david tennant #david tennant bafta #david tennant baftas #david tennant bafta film awards #good omens #crowley #michael sheen #aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable kiss #ineffable husbands #good omens season 3 #good omens s3 #itsscottiesstark posts

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daimonios · 9 months

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something that is so funny about jimmy mcgill is that he is a completely terrible liar. and yet

#personal #TERRIBLE liar

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sincericida · 2 years

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Andrew: I'm not the werewolf! Josh Horowitz: 🥴

1- Someone help him! 🤭 2- I miss these days.

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bigfatbreak · 5 months

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Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

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kaiju-krew · 6 months

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affection aggression pt 2

#another obligatory She's Fine bcuz i feel like it might look like he's choking her out to some ppl LOL #its supposed to kinda be like when u cup a cat or dogs chin while u pet the top of their head at the same time idk #he's a terrible liar he just likes saying no #weirdos #the lot of ya #mothzilla #mosugoji #godzilla #mothra #my art

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fuckassfag · 3 months

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Need to stare longingly at a guy while he rambles and rambles and rambles about whatever is on his mind. Maybe even give him a kiss from how cute he is when talking.

#t4t #bisexaul #t4t mlm #bi mlm #mlm sfw #mlm thoughts #t4t thoughts #mlm yearning #t4t yearning #t4t sfw #autistic mlm #faggot activity #(secret is i just did this and he probably doesn't realize the longing)#(and if you secretly check this acc bc im a terrible liar about my secret accs... welll....now you know ig)#freak!!!! (jk hit me up i love the freaks 💞)#everyone else can ignore those last 3 :)#message just incase

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konaiiro · 1 year

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Smoke breaks on their drives

#andrew and neil #andreil #aftg fanart #aftg #tfc #all for the game #andreil fanart #actually rlly proud of this #kind a girlbossed the lighting #ALSO THEIR HANDS #i am a genius #neil wears that jacket everywhere #local emo and stickball jock spotted in the outskirts of palmetto #andrew is indeed a terrible liar

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everysongineverykey · 1 year

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love that aziraphale is, in fact, a terrible fucking liar, but continously gets away with the most insane shit throughout history because either a) he's an angel so everyone figures he can't/wouldn't lie or b) EVERYONE can tell he's lying but they don't have enough evidence to do anything about it so they have to just exchange snide glances and/or send their most annoying interns over to bother him until they get something

#good omens #crowley's a terrible liar too funny enough #but he also gets away with shit solely because either the other demons are way dumber than him-#and he's ALREADY dumb-#or because again no one has any evidence #it's like the good omens version of that ut quote:#'so we'll just have to COMBINE OUR POWERS!'#'zero plus zero is still zero.'#'but it's a BIG zero!!'

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itsnicsalad · 1 year

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she likes to mess with him sometimes

#spiderman #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #art #fanart #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman india #gayatri singh #pavitr x gayatri #listen hes a terrible liar #i wouldnt be surprised if she already knew he was spiderman lol

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phantomoftheorpheum · 4 months

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pretty little liars (summer school) || 2024

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cybertron-smash-or-pass · 3 months

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Bonus! "Longarm Prime"

#maccadam #poll #transformers #smash or pass #tfa #shockwave #longarm prime #they were so based for giving us a compact chubbier shockwave with an insane degree of ass #how do you think he feels about having hands and a face #is it new terrotory for him? a foreign; alien feeling that he cant quite get used to?#is it nice having extra digits? surely it gives him better dexterity. or maybe hes clumsy with them.#he could do neurosurgery with those claws before. maybe having the extras are unwieldy. clunky.#and what of his face? is it strange being able to emote? to telegraph his emotions just by visual cue?#does he do it automatically? it seemes he forgets to emote altogether sometimes. does it feel more like controlling a puppet?#is it all new to him? or has he felt it all before and never thought he would again?#in which case. is it more odd to be controlling a face that isnt his than having no face at all?#anyway hes cute and chubby and a terrible liar and he smiles like hes stoned sometimes so i wanna fuck him senseless

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transjudas · 1 year

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At least he’s self aware. (x, x)

#he's so so right he's a terrible liar sorry frank #frank iero #frankieroedit #mcr

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marvelsgirl616 · 4 months

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“Poor circulation…. 🙂”

— I loved how Bucky immediately started cringing at himself and the answer he gave by looking back making a “wtf did I just say” face 😭💀

#marvel #sebastian stan #the falcon and the winter soldier #tfatws #he’s such a terrible liar #Bucky Barnes #tfatws ep. 1

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andyoullhearitagain · 2 months

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I think that every time Data had to sweat* through telling a lie in "Clues" you should have been able to hear the sound of his little interior laptop fans kicking on.

*metaphorically

#slapstick star trek pitches #my favorite part of this episode is what a terrible liar Data is #geordi: data we know you photoshopped this screenshot of a planet #star trek next gen #tng #data soong

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riyo-soka · 6 months

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Omega coming up with that absolutely terrible story for why they care about M-counts and then blowing her own cover less than a minute later… she’s everything and more to me actually

#the bad batch #tbb spoilers #tbb omega #omega the bad batch #she’s canonically an expert gambler at the age of like 12 but she’s also a terrible liar #love when she gets to be a bit of a teenage girlfailure like Ahsoka and Sabine before her

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sunderwight · 1 year

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aziraphale and crowley are so bad at convincing anyone that they don't know where gabriel is

it's funny because even when crowley actually didn't know what was going on he still somehow gave off vibes as though he did

and it's not just that the vibes! strategically they suck at it!

at any point they could have actually let the angels or demons search the bookshop top to tip, with "Jim" standing there waving and offering snacks the entire time, and they would have actually not found anything and been forced to look elsewhere

but it never occurs to them to actually do that because THEY know that they know where gabriel is, so they just panic and fixate on keeping all the angels and demons away as much as possible, which makes it really obvious that they know something they're not sharing with the class

how are you both so bad at this?!

#good omens #said with affection of course #because they're from an entire species of terrible liars and the agencies they're thwarting aren't exactly run by master planners either #see what they need is more human friends because even a middling scam artist like tracey could run laps around angels and demons #never forget these are the people SHADWELL conned for actual decades

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