☆ –– hi lovely! how about: oliver jackson-cohan, sam claflin, michael b. jordan, andrew garfield, diego luna, rege jean-page, summer bishil, nico tortorella, henry golding, tessa thomspon, hande erçel, gemma chan, chloe bennet, or anyone she's worked with in the past (scott eastwood, chris evans, etc). i'll also leave it here so that our lovely caroline can list any fcs she'd like to see for catalina.
I feel like I bring up Thorkyrie so much when I talk about fandom racism, but I swear I think about the ship a normal healthy amount. The way people react to Chris and Tessa’s dynamic in real life and in film just really captures all the misogynoir and bullshit so well, it’s hard not to use them as an example. Especially since I avoid other fandoms with that problem as often as I can.
“I’ve always been of the mind that it’s really hard to separate the art from the time in which you make it and how you feel about what’s going on. I don’t think it’s a mandate, but for me, it feels like something that’s natural, and I feel really lucky to get to do work that has something to say.”
I’m gonna try and get through all the main names now, if I can be asked I’ll do some more lol
TESSA THOMPSON
Okay not sure about the hair, but I like it?? It’s unique, it’s fun. Therefore I am calling this Camp.
KANYE WEST AND KIM KARDASHIAN
Not camp. Kanye you look like a security guard, get out. Kim that’s not camp, that’s just some material on your body. Also...Not a fan of the clear shoes either.
EZRA MILLER
I’m gonna call this camp because I don’t know what else to call this. It’s creepy. Sorry Ezra. I don’t know if it is camp actually?? I don’t know!
SERENA WILLIAMS
QUEEEN! She wore trainers with this (or sneakers if you’re being American) and she looks amazing. This is camp, it’s colourful, it’s vibrant and it is beautiful.
LEWIS HAMILTON
Lewis...Lewis....Lewis.....Not camp enough buddy! Too much grey and black, say it with me now people! More colour = More camp!
LADY GAGA
I mean can we call it camp? It was certainly interesting but more extravagance would’ve been great for more campness. I liked the whole performance of it but camp? Hmmmmm…
FLORENCE WELCH
I love it, it looks like a dragon is draped over her shoulders. We’re on our way to camp city but we’re not there. Pastels are nice but not camp,
LIZZO
CAMP! I LOVE IT. THERE’S FEATHERS, THERE’S PINK AND WHITE. AGAIN LADIES TAKE NOTES THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE!
SHAWN MENDES
I don’t care if he’s got gold in his hair, subtle is not camp. That’s still a plain ass suit, you’d have to have bathed in gold for me to consider this camp. Get with the theme!
RAMI MALEK
The suit from 2017 would’ve been great for this theme. I follow Rami’s stylist on Insta and she knows how to dress men. But apparently not for this theme? A sparkly shirt and interesting shoes aren’t good enough Rami!
LUCY BOYNTON
Again not camp, it’s got feathers and sparkles but it’s not camp. It’s pretty and I fucking love the air but pastel is not camp.
TARON EGERTON AND RICHARD MADDEN
COME ON BOYS! Taron has points over Richard for having a slightly more interesting suit but other than that...Did you even read the theme? At least put some colour in!
HAILEY BIEBER
Are you trying to blend into the carpet? Seeing as she is actually wearing the carpet this can’t be camp because camp is not about blending in. READ THE DRESS CODE!
LENA WAITHE AND KERBY-JEAN RAYMOND
Those suits are beautiful, those shoes are incredible. The wording? Ain’t that the truth!
EDIT! THOSE AREN’T PINSTRIPES, THOSE ARE DISCO LYRICS!