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Čumblr potřebuju pomoc jak byste popsali význam slova píčovina někomu kdo neumí česky

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"We need more morally grey characters in complicated morally grey situations" Y'ALL CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THEM

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HAPPY ARO AWARENESS WEEEEEEEEEEK BE AWARE OF ME AND OTHER AROS

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Jorge tweeting about how the trip to actual Ithaca was filled with obstacles is just. So fucking poetic. Like yeah it would be, wouldn't it. Wouldn't be a trip to Ithaca if it didn't go horribly wrong and the arrival wasn't postponed because of it

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It's always "omg how have you not grown up with [insert incredibly popular AMERICAN media]" maybe because I didn't fucking understand english at that time like I might not have known what Sesame Street was but have you ever seen Kouzelá školka? Huh? Cvrček55 ring any bells? No? Exactly. Piss off

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Homophobic vase, transphobic curtain, watch out next for aphobic drawer

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Schlatt's reaction to all this is nothing if not on brand

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"Slavic doll diet" Girlies putting avocado on their fucking bread NE VOLE JESTLI CHCEŠ AUTENTICKÝ TAK SI DÁŠ OKURKU A NA TEN CHLEBA ŠUNKU Z LIDLU

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Time to rewatch the real Minecraft movie and by real Minecraft movie I mean Technoblade's playthrough of Minecraft Story Mode aka. Techno hating on Lukas for like 7 hours straight

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I made these like fucking forever ago. But y'all can have it. It was made in like 3 minutes for no reason except I thought it was funny

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Practicing the ancient writing art of trying to google death related topics without looking like a serial killer

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Love how unlike tma, tmagp characters don't have generally agreed upon designs or physical traits (except for those canonically mentioned, like Sam being skinny) so whenever I see fanart I just have to spend a good three minutes figuring out who it is

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Being in the epic fandom is insane cuz Mr. Jalapeño will be like "you wanna feel the piggly wiggly in your ears" And then blast you with twenty minutes of pure emotional damage

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Tragédie toho když vidíš žlutý auto ale poblíž nemáš žádnýho kámoše kterýho bys mohl fláknout

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Thinking about that that time my friend tried to get me with "updog" By asking if the bag I bought was made of updog

My dumbass just said "Nah it's leather I think" Before GOOGLING what updog was. He was very disappointed

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Chilluju a pak si vzpomenu že bude generace která nezažila rohlík za korunu padesát