#tf is up with some of yall

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Optimus when anyone else dies: Fighting is how we exist, our species do not process death the same as humans do, death is a part of what we are just as war is

Optimus when Ratchet dies: crying sobbing I'm going to the moon fuck this war

[ulteri0rm0tives]

Now.. I'm not doubting Johnny somewhat (?) loved Alt in his own convoluted and severely misguided ways but uh.. to call them soulmates? Did we uh.. did we not play the same game? Watch the same scenes? Because it's crazy y'all r saying that when we literally play as his actual soulmate

[cuppajj]

hey sorry im just curious. How come you dont like beast x ancient? Whats wrong with it? arent they actually kinda like soulmates or somethin like that?

It's the mutual romance angle that I don't like, it just feels kinda off and wrong for me, given what the beasts put the ancients through. I just don't see the ancient going through beast-inflicted trauma and then turning around and confessing their love. I know some people give them aus where it makes more sense, and that's fine, but it's just not my personal cup of tea yknow? And again I don't have any issue with people who ship them like that, it's just ehhh not for me.

I WILL say that I'm behind the idea of beast x ancient if it's unrequited love though, as in the beast has a toxic crush on the ancient. That feels more in character to me. It's how I see SM/PV personally, Burning Spice could feel that for Golden Cheese post-chapter (lowkey waiting to see if ES/HB are the same. kinda hope so lol), and I suppose some people would still call that Shadowvanilla/Burningcheese? I wouldn't, but that just goes into a whole other topic of what classifies as a ship and what doesn't. It just boils down to the individual's interpretation at the end of the day, I suppose.

but all in all ship and let ship yknow, I have better things to do than join the CRK Shipping War lol. I've got my opinions and that's as good as that. if anything, im more bothered/tired that some of these ships take up 80% of certain tags, but not much you can do about that lmao

[xiaxiaoyin]

ffs please don't use fanarts in your fanfic banners just for the aesthetic purposes. how hard is it to ask permission first from the artists before using them? also respect them if they don't allow you to use their fanworks, go make your own damn banners

[saltynsassy31]

*drags myself through the floor and slams this down*

I present to you

FULLMETAL BARTENDERS AVIAN AU

Divine Nugget Au

Next ->

(Rant as to why I chose the White-throated Needletail as Blurr's bird and some minor AU lore under the cut)

And that's not all! It comes with a FULL FLEDGED COMIC!!!!!

I spent a whole fucking week on this

I haven't done a comic in 4 years now, I can't believe this is my come-back XD. Though, on that note, know that I probably won't be pumping out any more comics - not any time soon, at least. But I do got more stuff planned for this au! If you ask about it, I'll 100% rant about it LOL

Tw// ⚠️mild gore in the 3rd panel⚠️

While exploring the woods with his team, Swerve had an unfortunate encounter with a crazed hunter. In an attempt to escape, he got injured, but it seems he wasn't the only one caught in the crossfire...

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Okay

So when you look up what the fastest bird in the world is, Google with show the Peregrin Falcom

But there's a catch

The Peregrine is only fast when diving

When it dives to catch its prey, it can go up to 389km/h

Which yeah, pretty fast

But when casually flying, it only goes up to 120 iirc

The Needle Tail?

It can go up to 170km/h

Some have even recorded going over 300! (Close to the Falcon's dive, I believe)

Additionally, these birds only fly. Their habitat is literally listed as "the air," and some even believe they sleep while flying! They only ever land to brood and mate, and then they're off again. Their legs are so short that, if they ground, they can't fly again because it doesn't give enough room to flap their wings.

It fits Blurr perfectly!

It also has a blue-ish colour pattern I can work with lol (it's green, but it looks blue, lol)

Though, also, he isn't 100% like the Needle Tail, just based off of it. I still want avians to be sorta their own species and doesn't have to be exactly like their bird counterparts cuz they aren't them, they're their own thing.

That said, Blurr is one of the shortest from Avians population, still.

They're pretty big.

Another trivial detail of the design!

I was stuck between having his arms be his wings or have them be separate

Until I saw a drawing where they had both, and I realised, "Wait, why isn't that done more often! That's so cool!"

So that's sorta what I did

It's mainly to catch small prey when grounded and to stay better perched up on trees since they're much bigger and having extra fingers helps a lot. Or when they're climbing against a tree to pick up fruits, it gives them an extra boost and can better hang from it

But they're pretty much useless besides that lol

Just neat lil design choice

Other lore stuff. The time in which the au takes place is vaguely modern? But with fantasy aspects? I still haven't decided lol

Technology exists, but not in the way we have it sort of deal, idk, this au is pretty bare bones right now, so go wild with it XD I don't mind it, I love brainstorming it with people. I know this au isn't as big or complex as some others out there, but it's fun, and I hope yall like it too fjsjajaj

[st4rbwrry]

i’d just like to take a moment to say that i’ve come across countless of accounts that have stolen not only my fics, but my mutuals or other black creators in general. it’s starting to get insanely absurd, and i find it extremely disrespectful that y’all think you can take someone’s hard work and rearrange it, damn near copying it word for word and calling it your own. i’ve had this personally done to me about five times now. just because you change the character doesn’t mean i won’t find out. pls for the love of everything, just be authentic.

[frogaroundandfindout]

My love of fandom and its ability to recreate works completely .vs. my absolute hatred for most fandom Nightwing interpretations. FIGHT

[concrete-3ater]

idk who needs to hear this but Hitomi really isn't a manipulative bitch whose only motive is to hurt Sayaka

from her perspective it was just a middle school love that they would both move on from and remain friends

she didn't know about magical girls

she didn't know that Sayaka had sold her soul for Kyosuke

she didn't know that only a few night prior Sayaka found out that she wasn't a human anymore

she didn't know anything

i get not liking her, but you guys have to realize that she didn't mean to hurt Sayaka.

Seeing you guys treat her like shes Satan incarnate for being a kid and having a crush rubs me the wrong way

[notsodailycake]

Me: *Draws silly bird Blurr being silly and happy with his beloved human*

Also me seconds later: *Draws silly Fish Blurr experiencing the horrors with his beloved human*

I love him your honor

[avengedbiologist]

Guess who's back in to NCS babbyyyy

[fadewalking]

You guys are afraid to make ancient elf characters and it shows.

[ulteri0rm0tives]

....and if I said I wanted Johnny and Kerry in the messiest divorce arc since Paul McCartney and John Lennon.. what then...

[langfield]

some of you people are so miserable lmfao

[crinj-central]

This perfectly encapsulates how I feel about "KAIDO WAS HARALDS SECRET 3RD CHILD" btw

[pinkdreamcollectorsworld]

Hey, wanna show me the queerbaiting yall are screaming about. 🤨

[splanana-bitz]

*scrolling through tumblr and sees immaculate, mouth-watering art*

"Wow!"

*it's of a toxic couple back when they were together/them being bitter exes in present time*

"Oh, these two aren't healthy in any way, shape, or form"

...

*likes it anyway*

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