#tfeh

[gianttankeh]

IT'S "GOODBYE" FAE HIM... www.duffandrobertson.tumblr will shortly be reborn as www.gianttank.tumblr.com .

Those who know Malcy Duff will know that he squirms whenever social media is mentioned. So, with Usurper's farewell party happening this weekend, as of next week he will be retiring fae Tumblr permanently. Those who want to stay in touch probably already ken his phone number and anyone else should invest in a carrier pigeon.

Meanwhile, Ali Robertson will still be here and this Tumblr page will receive a new name so that you can continue to make this yr one-stop shop for all info regarding his creative endeavours, releases on the Giant Tank label and forthcoming TfEh events. Just note the new URL.

(I cannae guarantee that all the content previously available will still be present as I remain technologically inept, but I guess we'll find out next week when I hit the detonate button, eh?!?!)

The adventure continues...

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[lostwithoutamind]

ah

i’m so tired

i have to study tho

hissssssss

rip

awoman

thanks

[soulful-journey]

The mosquitos are back

[textsfromeunhae]

Puts this down and walks away. 

[delariia]

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW

LIKE I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT TRUMP IS FUCKING BANNING MUSLIMS LIKE WHY YOU FUCKING 7MAR WE ONLY WANNA HAVE A FUCKING NORMAL LIFE LIKE JFC I HAVENT SEEN MY FAMILY FOR 3 FUCKING YEARS AND MY SISTER WAS GONNA COME IN 10 FUCKING DAYS AND NOW SHES NOT COMING CUZ UR A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC PIECE A SHIT ALLAH YAKHDAK INSHALLAH TRO7 JHANAM TFEH TFEH TFEH

[thecutestnightmare]

(NSFW-ish?) MC sees RFA naked for the first time [Headcanon]

I should be working on TFEH stuff right now

First time I’ve ever written a headcanon for MysMe so bare with me please? I haven’t written anything like this in a about a year so I’m quite rusty. This was more like me testing the waters. Anyways some feedback would be much appreaciated^^

Prompt: Spending time alone, MC at some point mutters that they want “to see all of you” to their significant other and have them strip everything clothes and all. I wrote this as just the main 5 getting naked for MC for the first time. I tried to make it It ambiguous because it’s not meant to seem like sex is gonna happen afterwards, more like it’s just happening. 

Yoosung: 

Yoosung: Um...sure! Yeah let’s do it...

Moves at a slow pace at removing his clothes. 

He’s nervous

I can do this. I can do this. I can do this!

After each article removed he looks up to see your reaction.

You look calm. A visible smile on your face

He removes almost everything and hesitates before going for his underwear

Your smile grows to reassurance to continue is calming on the nerves

Okay...3...2...1...

He slides the trunks down

His hand covers his member for a few seconds before letting go and letting you peek. 

Your eyes turn into saucers and your mouth goes agape. Your face grows the color of red real fast. 

You just can’t stop staring at his-

Noticing your surprise, he instantly goes to cover his member again. His blush just about matching yours. 

Yoosung: S-Something wrong?

You: Oh no! It’s just I-I never imagined that you’d be so...big.

And the RFA’s youngest member nearly passed out.

Ego Boost Ultimate: Activated

Yoosung: Ye-Yeah of course I am!

It hits him for the umpteenth time how much he loves you

Zen: 

Had no problem taking his clothes off for you. Not a tinge of shame on this man

Loves that you want to bask in his appearance so he takes no time in shedding each article of clothing

Treats it like it’s a performance for the ages

He throws his signature bedroom smirk at you with each passing second letting you bask in the beautiful wonder that is his body

Prince Charming eat your heart out 

He removes his jeans finally 

...He’s commando

And the room just got as hot as your face

You’re about to ask if he’s had nothing on down there all day but...

Zen: I know what you’re thinking. How can one’s manhood looks this great? Well, I am the world’s greatest gift after all. 

That snaps you out of your embarrassment a bit

You roll your eyes playfully for a moment and then smirk

Your confidence beginning to rise up

You: Yeah yeah, just come here so I can feel those abs

His smile grows and he approaches towards you

Zen: Anything for you my angel

Jaehee: 

She’s never been asked to do this sort of thing really 

To overcome her nerves she idly rambles on 

Jaehee: Of all the things we could have done today, getting naked in front of you never crossed my mind...

She starts contemplating her outfit choice for today

I did wear cute underwear right?

She did

You: Jaehee...if you don’t want to do this, if you’re not ready-

Jaehee: No! I’m fine! Really, I just have-

She stops her speech before going to remove her panties 

Jaehee: minor insecurities about-

Stops once again to remove her bra and catching her breasts as it hits the floor

Jaehee: being nude in front of...others

Good lord why am I talking so much??

She meets your eyes. Her face says that one word from you is all she needs to pickup her clothes and run into the bathroom to get dressed again

You find it cute

You smile at her and you place your hands over hers that are still covering her bust

You: Jaehee, it’s okay. It’s just me. No one else is here...

You slowly try to pry her hands off her chest and you join your hands with hers.

You: And I think you look gorgeous

She blushes and smiles before you finally notice how tense her shoulders were until you saw them relax

I think I just fell even more in love...

Jumin: 

It didn’t take him long before he agreed to doing it

It was the human anatomy after all. Why be embarrassed? 

Yet he couldn’t help but feel slightly nervous

He took care of his body. He ate whatever his physician and nutritionist recommended for his diet. 

So then why...?

He paused to glance at you after every article of clothing was removed. 

I suddenly feel awkward in my own skin...

You only smiled at him. He was obviously trying to remain stoic but you knew through that facade. 

That seemed to be motivation enough to have him keep going

With a final glance at you he tugged at his underwear off his waist and down his legs. 

He glanced down at his body trying to survey with what you were seeing. 

Jumin: So...?

You looked up to see him defiantly refusing to look at you. As if he was waiting to hear your displeasure

Wait

No way!

His face was looking a little...pink

And you realize that he couldn’t be any cuter than at this moment right now

You: Han Jumin...I might be mistaken but I think you’re blushing. 

He crosses his arms and does a small pout directed at you

Nope...now he’s cuter

The whole thing makes you chuckle slightly

Moving to wrap your arms around him and he returns the favor

You smirk up at his gaze

You: You know, I think your birthday suit is a lot better than your business attire.

And then

Like he’s completely forgotten that he’s naked in front of you he gives you a confused look

Jumin: What’s a birthday suit?

You then explain what that is and he scolds you that it’s obviously not work appropriate to go to work in such indecent attire

Saeyoung: 

Saeyoung: Ohhh~ so it’s going to be that kind of day?

On the outside he was all flirtation and jokes but on the inside...

He couldn’t be more terrified

Please don’t leave me after this

His mind tried resisting that kind of negative thinking but it crept in anyways

He chucked his jacket over your heard

Enjoying your surprised squeak he continued doing it with both his pants and shirt

Both times you tried dodging and failed

You caught his smile faulter a bit before he turned away from you to continue removing his wife beater and tossing it to the side

What was that look?

Saeyoung:...Don’t freak okay?

His voice was small and timid

You: Saeyoung...are you-?

Saeyoung: I’m fine.

Standing only in his boxers now, he turned back around and looked at you

The first thing you noticed were the small scars he had over his chest and arms. Nothing gruesome but definitely noticeable

He mentioned he had gotten some cool badass cuts over the years from working for the agency but never made a point to show them off. 

He gave a shuddering sigh before grabbing his underwear and pulling them down. 

He dared to glance up at you 

Saeyoung: Now you know...the carpets really do match the drapes

He tried to bring out that 707 confidence but his discomfort was too obvious

You were quiet. Too quiet. Your eyes stuck on the recent scar of the bullet that grazed his arm from the Mint Eye fiasco

They hate what they see

He crouched to grab his clothes and cover up his manhood ready to go get dressed once more

Saeyoung: If you’re uncomfortable...we don’t have to-

You: No! No, Saeyoung you’re beautiful.

You go to kiss one of his scars and you look up at his face

His eyes are about to drop tears

You: You are absolutely beautiful

It takes him a moment to take it all in. He just stares at you. A little taken aback by your words. 

But then he smiles. His eyes still misty with water

Saeyoung: Heh...I knew there was a reason I liked you. 

[constantly-seizing-spinel]

ShombFODY WUNZ THOLD HME FTHE WURRLLD EIS GHONNAH RHOILL MEI IYE AYNHT TFE SHSHRPREST THOOL IHN TFEH SHEID

[tan1730]

God has designed marriage between a man & woman whether anyone likes it or not;I would highly encourage all my Muslim & Christian brothers & sisters to VOTE NO in this postal vote against SSM.I don't understand why the supporters of homosexuals are getting so violent,abusive,hyper & attacking the people who are either VOTING NO or are against SSM.I am loud,proud & strong enough to defend the truth,the holy word & holy God and have individually messaged each of family members,relatives,friends,colleagues & acquaintances to VOTE NO.Even of I have to fight I will fight unlike some spineless & boneless Christians who are voting yes even after knowing the difference between right & wrong,the truth of the holy bible & the devils sinful nature.It's a shame,disappointment & absolutely horrifying to see leaders,priests,rabbi & imams to stand up for homosexuals & homosexuality.Again stand up against homosexual marriage becoming legal,the repercussions are far beyond human imagination which nobody can see now so God open people's eyes,mind,heart,spirit & soul to hear your word and keep your word on earth as it is heaven #amen #againsthomosexuality #againstSSM #nohomos #tfeh #haroum #astaghfirullah #absolutesin #sinful #sinners #willgotohell ❌❌❌🔥

[hugman-loves]

Don't lower your standards is our advice we have to put our recovery first 💪🙏♥️ (at Healey Dell Nature Reserve) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6JBcufgD-TFEH-XKDLyYTdxcTDHjWY5I7W0CE0/?igshid=w7exxv3m8p63

[gianttankeh]

Chocolate Monk presents: Ali Robertson / Teignmouth Electron / Duncan Harrison at The Bee’s Mouth, Brighton: 7/6/25.

You can find out more about this Chocolate Monk show here.

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[leavesmustfall]

tfeh https://www.instagram.com/p/B5NptRyJ9qd/?igshid=jown1foiby17

[textsfromeunhae]

Despite not expecting that this was how Donghae was going to cheer him up, he still gladly used Wonnie’s credit card. And they bought a sex swing on 3 day delivery

I made this while I have a headache so my brain’s not fully functional right now, 

[isolat1on]

nobody fuckin answered me when i asked if mob psycho 100 was good or not i guess im just gonna have to find out for myself tfeh