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[the-horniest-book-club]

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[that-little-zebunny]

HBC Wicked Wednesday: Lilies & Roses

For @the-th-horniest-book-club 💚 wah finally can hop in and participate to this lovely weekly event 😍

I took the plot Love at first sight. (At least for one of them.) for this one.

Pairing: Loki x fem!Reader

WC: 1900

Warning: rough treatment on a child,? (Just a tad bit i dunno how to properly word it sorry 😅), fluff, loki and flowers coz thats a deadly combo,

*Its been a while. I had been trying to get back to writing after a looooong time of not being able too. T.T I hope you'll like this one. I know its a bit rusty but pls do enjoy. 🥰*

Loki got tired of all the plotting and fighting that he’s been doing for millennia so he decided to lay low to everyone’s last place to expect him, in Midgard. He had been very fascinated with the only beautiful thing in the wretched place, the flowers, so he decided to open a flower shop in a small town where he made sure that no one knew of him.

He’s been there for almost a year now and things are doing well. He’s minding his own business which he likes the most, in the morning he tends to his field and in the afternoon he’s in his shop arranging beautiful bouquets.

One afternoon things are as they are since he’s been there until the bell on his glass door rang indicating a customer entering. Raising his head from what he’s doing on his working table to try and welcome whoever it was but he didn’t see anyone. His eyes narrowed as he looked around the empty shop shaking his head he returned to the task at hand. He’s about to insert the final piece of flower on the bouquet he’s working on when a small voice suddenly flooded the quiet shop.

“I know that! It's Carmation! It means sweet because it’s white.” A cheery slightly high-pitched voice said. It startled Loki that he froze on the spot eyes wide. How did he not know the kid is here? It’s rare that people can sneak on him. Shaking his surprise away he looked down at the small Midgardian raising his eyebrow.

“How smart of you to know that.” He told her, he roamed his eyes again around the shop and pointed at the stocks of Iris. “Then what do those mean?” he asked. The little girl put her hands behind her bouncing at the ball of her feet as she stared sharply at Loki making him a bit nervous. She looked at where he pointed then looked back at him pouting her lips in a...he might not want to admit it, a very adorable way.

“The purpurl ones?” She asked, raising both eyebrows.

“Indeed.” He said.

Nodding her head as if she agrees with something that she only knows what.

“They awr Iris. they mean respect and wisdom and uhm...for the pwince and pwincesses.” she said proudly smiling wide at him showing a vacant front tooth that he found cute. He magically made an iris appear on his hand that he had hidden behind him and offered it to the kid.

“Here, for a very smart princess that I now respect. What is your name child?” HE asked, putting the flower on her left ear. She smiled widely at him.

“My name is Lily. Like those”, she pointed at a bunch of white lilies. she giggled when she saw his face light up on her flower-related name.

“A very beautiful name, Indeed” he said to her.

Surprisingly he enjoyed talking to the child even if she had a hard time pronouncing some words, she is very talkative and does know a lot about flowers.

Half a minute into their conversation a very frantic man came rushing into his shop walking straight to Lily, grabbing her thin arm roughly, speaking loudly, curses, and other harsh words that even as someone that wanted to break this world before knows it should not be spoken in front of a child. He walked out from behind his counter to confront the man.

He grabbed the man’s arm to steady it from shaking the poor kid making it look up at him. He saw how his presence made the man unsure of how to react next. He stared down at him.

“If you know what's best for you, you'll unhand the poor child now.” He said through gritted teeth. The man swallowed a lump on his throat, slowly letting go of Lily. He walked infront of her shielding her from harm.

"That's my kid!" The man shouted, pointing at Lily who's holding tightly on Loki's pants. "S-so will you mind your own business? That kid roamed around when she knows she's definitely not supposed to." He continued.

"Is that true?" Loki asked softly. Lily slowly nodded her head as she whispered a faint appology.

He sighed and look back up again to her Dad. "Then may I ask how you're able to loose your child for almost half an hour and just noticing now? Even my father would not be that careless even with the flaws that he had." He said smirking as he saw the man's face turns pale.

"H-how did-" the man wasn't able to finish talking when another figure came rushing in his shop, running and almost stumbling trying to get near Lily. The child for the first time since people started invadin his sacred space lets go of his pants to run to the woman that came in sobbing loudly. The smell of freshly bloomed flowers surrounded him making his brain hazy as if it's caressing the deepest longing he had in his being. His eyes landed to the weeping mess on his floor, hugging the child tightly. A soft smile appeared in his lips as he saw Lily pats the womans head whispering assurance. What a unique sight *but what a sight indeed* he told himself as he stared at you. Something in him is being pulled and he's not sure why but his heart felt like it's finally beating the way that it should be. *Oh Norns* he thought again.

You're a sobbing mess and you know it. Nothing is scarier for a mother than the news that her child is missing. So after dismissing your botanical 101 class early, you run as fast as you could to your car and drove to the park near your home where your ex-husband said he'll be *quote **bonding** unquote* with his daughter but you know its only for show as it's almost election day and he needs to save face to the townsfolk. God, you wished you didn't agree but the thought of giving Lily a chance to be with her Dad can help give her a little normality in her life but this just prove it wrong.

"Are you sure you're okay sweetheart?" You asked her again, roaming your eyes from her head to her shoe.

"I am Mommy. Mr. Loki here was very nice to me." She said pointing at the tall man beside the both of you. Oh goodness, you didn't even noticed him there and he's huge. Wiping the tears on your face you stood up to face him.

Having the chance to properly see him you couldn't help but admire how beautiful he looks and surrounded by all these flowers makes him ethereal.

"I'm so sorry for all the mess and thank you for keeping Lily safe in here." You told him. "Luckily we didn't have to look long or I might just loose it." You said with gritted teeth as you look at your ex who's standing at the corner like an idiot.

"Not long hmm..." The man, Loki was it. What a unique name.

"We should go." Patrick said his voice shaking a little. "Your kid had caused enough trouble as it is." The man said and tried to reach out to both you and Lily but Loki blocked him before he got the chance.

"Who caused trouble again?" He asked raising an eyebrow. "Tell me what you told me earlier Lily." Loki said looking down at your daughter who only swallowed as she looks at her dad. You frowned at them.

"What's going on?" You asked.

"How long were you looking again?" Loki smirked as he challengely stare at Patrick but you know the question is for you.

"Ten to fifteen minutes give or take?" You answered unsure of what's going on. You are looking at Patrick to Loki back and fort. Your hands softly pulled Lily to your side and you felt her small arts embraced your waist.

"We'll, this bright young girl here had been woth me for almost half an hour. What kind of father let their child roam around unattended for that long?" Loki's voice started to sound angry as he stared at Patrick. Hands closing into a fist as he felt anger rise up his mind but he wasn't able to continue expressing that as all the flowers on the shop started dying. From beautiful colors to a decaying brown. You heard Patrick gasp as he look at you, eyes pleading.

"Norns, what's going on?" Loki said but he sounded far away from your ears. All you can focus on was Patrick. The man had let your daughter on her own for that long and had the gull to lie about it? Gritting your teeth as angry consumes you.

"Mommy doesn't like being angry." Lily said as she runs to her father's side holding his hand and air started to return on his body. "Can you pls make mommy not angry?" She asked, eyes full of maturity as she assess the situation and Loki understand what's going on.

They're mutants, of course. This mother and daughter duo gives and takes life. Acting as fast as he could he turned you toward him hands touching both of your wrist and used his seidr to fill your mind with his and Lily's conversation from earlier. How she laughed at him from being serious and how she named all the flowers she can see and how she told him how much she loves her mommy and that you're be best of all mommies in the universe.

Lily let go of her Dad's hands and he's been breathing on his own and didn't take a second before he's running out of the shop. Serves him right Loki thought before returning his focus to you. You're stating at him as if in daze.

"T-thank you." You whispered and he smiled gently at you. Oh how he wants to keep you in his hold and protects you.

"It is nothing." He answered as his eyes felt like they're trapped in yours. He can see the uncertainty, the guilt and the longing in them and he wanted nothing else but to ease your heart and mind. How in the norns could such beauty cause such grift, and knowing hot that ends all he wants is to be there to assure you it'll be alright.

"Mommy and Loki, staring like trees K-I-S-S-I-" Lily's gigly high pitched voice broke your both on your trance, your face heating up at what she's singing.

"LILY ROSE Y/L/N!!!" You gasped, wided eyed as your daughter just giggled and run around the shop touching flowers after flowers and they all returned to how they are, fresh and colorful. "I am so sorry for everything." You told Loki and he only smiled at you.

"Would you like to stay for tea?" He asked, his hans went up to wipe a stray tear on your cheek and you couldn't help but lean on his touch making him smile wider.

"Yes please!" Lily answered for you making you blinked rapidly.

"Uhm..y-yeah. we'd love that." You answered and how thankful you're for that day as life became very colorful and full of love for you and your daughter thanks to Loki.

Thank you so much for reading!!! Likes, Reblogs and comments are well appreciated. Its been a while I'm so happy to be back 😭😭😭

-zephy

[jobean12-blog]

For old fashioned DD: your choice of character with "the smell of burning wood"

A Walk on the Wild Side

Pairing: Loki x reader

Word Count: 467

Summary: You and Loki make a fire and s’mores

Author’s Note: This is for the HBC’s @the-th-horniest-book-club and old fashioned drunk drabble day and my beautiful friend @eurynome827 prompt and the drunk drabble clean up the archive challenge and the lovely prompt below! Thank you all so much for reading! Much love always! ❤❤❤ Beautiful divider by my love @imerdwarf

Warnings: sweet fluff and a spicy ending ;) 

“I still can’t believe we’re out here trying to start a fire when I could do this with the snap of my fingers!” Loki nearly whines.

“But what fun is there in that!” you counter, shifting the wood to make a small triangle. “We can do this! And then you get to have a s’more!”

“They do sound delicious darling and I love that you’re excited,” he replies, kneeling next to you to help.

“Ok, that looks good. Now let me get my matches and we should have a good fire in no time,” you say with a smile.

“Well, I’m glad you’re at least doing that the easy way!” he teases.

Once the fire is going and the smell of burning wood fills your nostrils you sit back and cuddle against Loki’s chest.

“This is lovely my sweet,” he whispers into your hair. “The stars are beautiful tonight.”

“They are. I love this quiet time. We don’t get much of it,” you sigh.

You sit up and start to assemble a s’more, showing Loki each step so he can make one himself. He learns quickly and before you know it you each have a gooey treat in hand.

Loki takes a bite, and a string of marshmallow falls onto his chin. He tries to get it off with his tongue but fails miserably while you laugh.

“Don’t you magic that off! Sticky fingers and all are the best part!” you explain and then kiss him.

The taste of chocolate and sugar mixes together on your tongues and Loki’s hand combs through your hair. After a moment he pulls away.

“Oh no my pet. I think I’ve gotten sticky marshmallow in your hair.”

You can see the sly smile spread across his lips and you narrow your eyes.

“What mischief are you up to Loki?” you ask suspiciously.

“Why nothing at all my sweet! I just thought you should know that your hair is a bit tangled now,” he snickers.

You run your fingers through it and cringe.

“Jeez, how much is in there?” you ask, now giving him the evil eye.

You suddenly perk up and take the last bite of your smore, wiggling your sticky chocolate covered fingers at him before launching yourself in for a kiss.

Once you’ve effectively coated his hair in chocolate you pull away with a grin.

“Well look at that,” you purr. “Now your hair is all sticky too.”

“Oh, you little minx. Now what shall we do?” he asks, tone laced with silk.

“Do you want to continue this in the shower?” you ask him.

Without another word he puts out the fire and opens a portal, landing you both in the bathroom.

“I thought you’d never ask darling,” he croons, ridding you of your clothes with a snap.

[just-the-hiddles]

Drunk Drabble | What Do They Have? | Loki x Reader

Another Drunk Drabble as requested by @tuiccim​  Prompt was  "What do they have that I don't?" With Loki. And this is for @the-th-horniest-book-club​

Pairing:  Loki x Reader

Summary: Loki and you both pine for each other.  Only problem: neither one of you have admitted your feelings.

Warnings: implied smut

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Growing up as a child in the palace on Asgard was surreal at best, and suffocating at worst. As the daughter of one of Frigga’; advisors, it seemed only natural that you would become a regular at playdates and other events with the two young princes, who were not much older than you.

“Loki!” you would call after the young prince. “Watch me.”

You furrowed your brow in concentration and focused, twisting your hands in the air until a tiny horse made of purple light appeared.

Loki’s face widened into a smile before regaining his composure. “It’s passable. You know… for a girl.”

Your face dropped. “Oh well…”

Loki threw his arm around you. “Here, let me show you how to make a snake.”

You giggled as the two of you walked off to practice magic in the dark corners of the palace. Which is how the years went by. You and Loki inseparable. Your affection for Loki grew from friendship into something more. Which appeared to go unrequited on Loki’s behalf.

So you sought affection elsewhere. From the young guards and other men who frequented the palace. Nothing ever went beyond some kissing, but it was enough to catch the eye of Loki.

“Why does she continues to seek the comfort with these… boys.” Loki questioned one day while sparring with Thor on the palace grounds. He spat out that word “boys”.

Thor peeked over his shield before lunging at Loki, who easily deflected the blow. “What does it matter to you, Brother? It’s not as though you have feelings for her.”

Loki fell silent. “Of course not.” His feet shuffled. It did not go unnoticed by Thor.

“Brother, you don’t have feelings for her…”

Loki tugged at his tunic. “It may be that over the years I have developed a certain affection for her company.”

Thor landed a blow to Loki’s side. “And does she know.”

“No.” Loki swiped at Thor with a dagger.

Thor grabbed Loki by the arm and threw him to the ground. “Then I suggest you tell her before it is too late.”

***

Your giggle carried through the empty expanse of the grand hallway in the palace. A strong arm tugged you behind a pillar.

“My love,” the voice of was Sven, Seth, purred. You couldn’t remember and it didn’t matter. By next week you would have moved on.

You pushed him away. “I can’t. I have an early appointment with Frigga in the morning on important matters of state.” you lied.

He pouted but grabbed your hand and kissed your knuckles. Your stomach turned. “I shall await until you meet again.”

“Of course.” You turned away and headed down the first available corridor.

You breathed a sigh of relief as you headed towards your rooms.

“Well, he seems like a clever chap. A future advisor to the king, you think?” Loki sneered, stepping out of the shadows.

You rolled your eyes at Loki. “I doubt it. He seems more beauty than brains.” You continued to journey, but Loki stepped in front of you.

“Let me pass, Loki. I am weary.”

“I’m sure your strenuous activities in the bedroom would be tiring.” Loki spat. “Unless of course, he just fucks you against the columns.”

You reared back and slapped Loki across the face. “Fuck you, Loki!” Hot tears hit your cheeks as you stomped away.

“WHAT DO THEY HAVE THAT I DON’T?!” Loki bellowed after you.

You stopped in your tracks and spun in place. “What?!”

Loki quickly caught up to you. “Why them and not me?”

“Because you’re not interested. You barely even look at me these days. And it is better to spend my days flitting from suitor to suitor than dealing with the crippling pain of knowing you will never love me back.”

“I…” His voice cracked. He cleared his throat. “I.. don’t look at you because it physically pains me to see… the woman I love with another man. Warming his bed, instead of mine.”

“Loki… I… are you…” you sputtered as your brain scrambled to process what was happening. It was soon overloaded when Loki grabbed you by the waist and kissed you. Kissed you breathless and in the way you always dreamed he would kiss you.

You gasped and pushed him away. “Loki… I…”

His head dropped. “Apologies. I won’t—”

“Take me to your chambers.”

Loki furrowed his brow. “But why would I… oh…” He wrapped his arm around your waist. “It would be my pleasure, dove.”

[jewels2876]

For the Old Fashioned DD with what every character you want: "Wait! Don't pull away... Not yet"

Warm Welcomes

Another Tom Hiddleston x reader for @the-th-horniest-book-club

Word count: 217

No warnings - divider by @imerdwarf

His arms held you tight; you could feel his muscles gently squeezing you. You squeezed back, feeling his back and shoulders moving beneath your hands. You sighed and moved your hands up and down his back, enjoying the feel of his worn felt coat on your hands.

His voice was slightly muffled by the scarf around your neck. “It’s good to see you y/n. It’s been too long.”

“Way too long,” you murmured back. “I missed you so much.” He started to pull out of the hug, to see your face.

"Wait! Don't pull away... Not yet" You snuggled into his chest not wanting this moment to end. 

Tom nodded at Chris who grinned at the two of you. He and Elsa darted around you as Evans and Sebastian approached the front door. “Darling,” Tom cooed. “We have to at least move from the front door, if Ben wants his other guests to come in.”

“Fine,” you pouted. Tom pulled back, watching as you shrugged out of your coat and unwrapping the scarf Tom had gotten you for Christmas. “But I’m getting the seat next to you; you’re not getting away that easily again.”

“Of course not darling,” Tom smiled as he hung your coat, then his, in the hallway closet. “Let’s go find a seat.”

[marvelgirl7]

For old fashioned DDs: "Hello darling. We are long overdue for a chat."

Ohh @jewels2876

For DD Day! 

Written for @the-th-horniest-book-club

Parings: Loki X You

Warnings: Flirty Loki being sexy

The tapping of Loki’s fingers sounds on the counter as you smile at him as you flip some pancakes. Loki slowly sweeps in behind you his arms snake around you.

"Hello, darling. We are long overdue for a chat." You lean into Loki as he kisses your neck.

“Is that so dear?” You smile as Loki trails a kiss down your neck.

“I want you to move into my room permanently no more us having separate rooms.” He whispers as you spin around and wrap your arms around his neck.

“I thought you’d never ask dear.” You chuckle and kiss him 

[the-ss-horniest-book-club]

Did you know....

...that YOU can write a Drunk Drabble?

It's true!

Not only can you send a DM and take a look at the prompts here at @the-ss-horniest-book-club but you can ALSO follow and DM @the-ce-horniest-book-club and @the-th-horniest-book-club AND @the-mcu-horniest-book-club and take one prompt from EACH HBC to write?

Come play with us!

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Drunk Drabbles: the cornerstone of the HBC. Initially started as "there are four or five of us around and we're drinking, send us some prompts and we'll see how much we can get done tonight" has turned into a huge enterprise that will be PERMANENTLY EXTENDED. That's right, even past HBC On Quarantine, DD will always be open. ANYONE CAN WRITE FOR DD - just send a DM to take a look at the prompts that are available. The ask box is always open for DD prompts.

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@the-mcu-horniest-book-club

[the-ce-horniest-book-club]

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[theycallmebecca]

Accepting Prompts for HBC Drunk Drabbles

So I reblogged a post from @the-ss-horniest-book-club this morning that is about a Drunk Drabble event that is taking place on all three HBC blogs including @the-ce-horniest-book-club and @the-th-horniest-book-club.

The official times for the event is tomorrow, January 15, from 4pm EST until the last reader goes to bed.

You can send prompts by ask - please specify that the prompt is for “old fashioned dd”! But you can also send prompts directly to me.

My plan is to write as many 500 words (or less) drabbles as possible after I get off of work.

As usual, I will accept Chris Evans, Steve Rogers and Frank Adler requests. If there is another Chris character you’d like me to write a drabble for, feel free to send it, but keep in mind that I may not write it. (For example: I don’t do cheating stories or sexual daddy stories…)

I will be accepting prompts from now until tomorrow.. say 8pm PST? (Unless I haven’t gotten any... and then I’ll just leave it open until I get something I guess.)

[the-marvel-horniest-book-club]

Old Fashioned Drunk Drabbles

Hello all! It's old fashioned Drunk Drabbles Day!

All four HBC Blogs are doing it. { @the-ss-horniest-book-club @the-ce-horniest-book-club @the-th-horniest-book-club }

You have a Marvel Character you want a story written about? Send it in! Do you want to know what Tony would be like making waffles? Do you want a story about Natasha and Clint pranking Steve? Send it in! Do you want a Venom and Deadpool crossover fic? Send it in! As long as it follows our guidelines we'll write it for you!

Any prompts not answered tonight will be saved and answered at another time!

[ikaris-whore]

Clumsy Closet Sex

Pairing: Clumsy!Seb X Reader

Prompt: This was a request for HBC Drunk Drabbles last night that @stuck-y-together wrote up wonderfully (Link here), but we all got to talking after my post last night and they encouraged me to write it with Clumsy!Seb. “Sebastian meets you at a Con and fucks you in a closet.” @the-ss-horniest-book-club

You were sitting at the bar thinking over the day with your friends; you all finally met Sebastian Stan at a con and you were content with life. The waiter had just come buy to see if you all wanted another round to which you all nodded.

“Hey you’re (y/n), right?” you heard a semi familiar voice say from behind you. The look on your friends faces in front of you let you know exactly who it was. You schooled your face and shifted in your seat to be greeted with that perfect smile, eye crinkles on display.

“Uh, y-yeah, th-that’s me. How do you remember my name? You must have met a thousand people today.” You fumbled out.

“I wouldn’t forget someone like you.” He grinned. “I don’t want to be too forward but.. umm.” He ran his hands through his hair and his tongue creeped out of his mouth giving his lips a sweep before retreating back in “I would love it if we could finish our conversation from earlier in the day and maybe I can buy you a drink?”

“Me? You want to buy me a drink?” you pointed at yourself and he nodded “yes, definitely.” You looked back at your friends with a nervous look and mouthed sorry to them. They all sat there stone-faced, but you knew inside they were internally screaming, and shooed you off to have a drink with Sebastian.

The two of you took the dark corner seats at the bar so you could sit and talk. As you continued to talk the tension rose; a game of outdoing each other commenced. You playfully pat his arm after he told a joke. He brushed his fingers along your hand rested on the bar. You swung your leg out a few times, a nervous tick, and accidentally hit his shin apologizing profusely. His hand rested on your bare knee in an attempt to calm your nerves as he said “Hey its okay. We all have our nervous tendencies.”

“Oh yeah, what’s yours?” you asked.

He licked his lips again, “I guess, god this sounds so middle school but, running my hands through my hair.”

“That’s cute.” you said as you reached over and playfully ruffled his hair and tugged it a bit. He let out a whimper just barely audible over the noise of the bar and you placed your hand back on the bar. The two of you looked at each other for more than a few seconds. There was that pull of tension again. You broke away first, only looking up at him through your lashes to see how he responded.

He leaned in close to you brushing your cheek with his fingers “You’re something else you know that? Intellectual, beautiful, funny.”

You turned your head to reply with a self-deprecating retort but next thing you know your lips were pressed against his, his hand pulled on your neck to bring you closer. You didn’t know how long you two had been kissing, but it felt like the world had stopped around you. The chatter and clinking of glass around you was a faint whisper, it was just you and him. He pulled away grinning at you he hopped off the stool grabbing your hand “Let’s get out of here so there aren’t pictures of me making out with you at the bar all over Instagram in the morning.”

The two of you didn’t make it out the bar, in fact it was just down the hall. After that kiss you couldn’t wait to get your hands on him and his on you. He pushed you up against the wall in the heat of the moment, not realizing there was a payphone there until the handset fell down and hit him in the shin. Where are there even payphones anymore these days? He murmured an apology against your lips between kisses as he snaked the handset back up into place and the two of you walked further down the hall.

“There! There’s a door, see what is behind it?” you said. He opened it slowly. A closet! That’ll do. He pulled you in behind him and shut the door pushing you against the door. You pushed him back forcing him to walk backwards, missing the mop bucket. He fell back onto it, thankfully it was dry as the desert. “Well that could have ended a lot worse.” He groaned out choking back a laugh as you stood there hand covering your mouth giggling away at his misfortune.

“Oh, you think that’s funny do you?” he asked smirking as your laugh infected him. He stood up straight and came towards you in the middle of the closet, grabbing at your hip to pull you back in. You laughed into his kiss causing him to pull back. “I’m sorry. I will get a hold of myself, give me a minute.” He leaned against the wall trying to play it cool as you tried to get your laughing fit under control, but you heard the clatter of mops and brooms falling to the ground, sending you into another fit. He crossed his arms and waited for you to get yourself under control.

“Are we good to continue this or..?” he said starting back towards you, but you caught him by surprise when one of your hands was on the button of his pants as you pulled him towards you by a belt loop with the other. You undid them opening slightly to reveal his hard cock and started stroking him through his boxers. You leaned in to kiss his lips and proceeded to mark a trail on his neck. He let out a growl as you hit his sweet spot. “I can’t wait to wrap my lips around that cock” you whispered, and he whimpered. You took that as your cue. You fell to your knees pulling his clothes down and allowing him to spring free. You licked his length slowly being sure to pay attention to his sensitive tip. “f-fuck.” he groaned as you wrapped your lips around him, fully taking him in your mouth while looking up at him. You hummed as he hit the back of your throat over and over as you bobbed your head, his hand in your hair a gentle guide. “I won’t last long with those skills, sweetheart... And I want to feel you on me.” he struggled to get out. You popped off him and he pulled you up into a searing kiss.

His hands wandered your body as the two of you kissed, but his fingers eventually made their way to between your folds. “Fuck, You’re so wet.” He stated. “Seb, just shut up and fuck me.” you said and before you could stop yourself your fingers crept down his backside, grabbing at his cheeks. He was surprised at it and stumbled backwards into the wall, your body following his. The closet was soon decorated with both of your clothing. Your shirt dangled off the fluorescent light hanging from the ceiling as he threw it in his haste to get rid of the barrier between you, getting it stuck. 

That was a problem for another time.

[that-little-zebunny]

One word old fashioned DD prompt: Song - nano❤ (Also, your header is so pretty!)

Our Heart's Song

Pairing: Loki x Reader

WC: 756

Warning: Angst, mentioned of being hurt and panic attack.

Summary: you almost died on a mission and it sparks the new beginning for you and you lover Loki.

Note: another entry for our HBC's old fashioned drunk drabble but for the lovely @the-th-horniest-book-club this time. 🥰 Thank you for sending this prompt Lovely Nano. I love music specially the ones with deep message in them so this one is kinda special for me. And yay I'm glad you liked the header 💖 Enjoy and I hooe you'll love this too.

You're busy punching the poor dummy infront of you. Trying your best to get back on your best shape after being stuck on a hospital bed for weeks. You're badly injured on your last mission and had to undergo surgeries after surgeries to heal and thankfully being under the Avengers roof you got the best hands to fix you.

It was still fresh in your mind. How the mission went south after an enemy agent activated a time bomb on their facility while you're busy taking hostages to safety. You're about to take the last person out when the building exploded.

You're thrown from the pressure and took a lot of shrapnels on your back. It was awful and you lost some good agents and you felt like it was your fault. You're their commanding officer. You should have known that such a facility has a kill switch hidden somewhere.

You throw a strong last punch on the innocent dummy when you feel a sting on your side you gasp from the pain. You touch the aching part. Still not good. You won't be able to go on a mission until all the pain is gone. You mind are going downhill again and you know you had to stop it but you don't know how. You're just standing there looking at the dummy.

Your breathing is starting to get labored and your mind is getting cloudy and you heard it… a familiar opening of a song playing on the compound's gym audio.

And as if your brain is being caressed by a calming hand you're slowly returning on your steady breathing. You moved to look around and everyone in the gym has stopped from what they're doing and are looking at the door.

Singing along with the song in your head you also looked at where the others were looking and you gasped.

Standing there in all his Asgardian beauty is your boyfriend Loki. Yes, Loki the God. He was away on his own mission the last time you checked. Your eyes started to water as you roamed your eyes on his face.

He's slowly walking toward you as your song plays in the background. You can see his lips moving and as he got closer you realized he's also singing along.

He stood in front of you caressing your face until the song ended.

"My Love…" he said, his face in pain. "I heard what befell you on your last mission. I am so sorry for not being here with you through it all." He said sneaking his arms to pull you in a tight embrace.

"I-I'm ok-ay…" you answered him but your words didn't sound convincing even in your ears. What more in the ears of the God of Lies?

"I went back as soon as I heard. I almost lost my mind knowing how close I am from losing you. I cannot imagine my life without you anymore and I don't want to live knowing that its a possibility." You're now bawling your eyes out listening to him and how his voice breaks.

"I'm here... I lived and I'm not going anywhere." You said rubbing his back.

"I know and I...I dont want to have those thoughts knowing that I almost lost you without making you mine." You looked up at him with a confused look on your face. He slowly let go of you and what he did next took your breath away. The God of mischief and lies...is kneeling infront of you.

"L-Loki…" you said. Hands on your wildly beating heart.

"How nice it'd be if we could try everything

I'm serious, let's make a list and just begin…" he sang a part of your favorite song as he pulled out a small box from his back pocket opening it to show you a beautiful made ring with an emerald gem in the middle. "Y/N... kneeling in front of you offering you myself, will you bless me by starting our new beginning facing life's challenges together? Will you be my wife?" He asked making you cry out a sob as you nod.

Loki smiled as his shaking hand took the ring to slide it in your ring finger. Life can be scary and painful but facing it with loki made it all worth it…

"And I'm ready. God I'm ready, oh I'm ready. Restless and hungry, I'm ready, For whatever comes next." you sang the final part of your song as you pull Loki into a gentle kiss.

[jobean12-blog]

I Solemnly Swear that I am Up to No Good

Pairing: Loki x reader

Word Count: 524

Summary: You and Loki get Thor good with the Elf on the Shelf

Author’s Note: This is for the HBC’s @the-th-horniest-book-club​ and the Home for the Holidays Celebration- day 12: the Elf on the Shelf. I combined this with the fun drunk drabble prompt below from @buckstaybucky​ Hope you enjoy this and thank you all for reading! Much love always! ❤❤❤

Warnings: fun fluff, mischief at it’s best, implied sexy times and fun, sweet Loki :)

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“Loki. Are you sure this is a good idea? What if he breaks through the wall again? Tony will not be happy!” Loki raises a brow and smirks. “Oh darling. Don’t you worry. I will take care of any damage, but I doubt it will come to that.” With those famous last words Loki casts his illusion spell over Mjolnir and the hammer disappears from sight.

He takes your hand and pulls you through a portal that lands you in the kitchen. “Ok where is that elf!” You grab the elf from his latest spot next to Tony’s coffee machine and throw him to Loki. He looks him over, rolling his eyes before setting him down on the island. “He needs to look smug.” You giggle but quickly cover your mouth when Loki pins you with a glare. “Focus my pet. We need to do this just right to make Thor as angry as possible.”

Stifling a second laugh you walk over and stare at the elf. “What about crossing his legs like this?” You manipulate the soft material and show Loki, his eyes brightening with mischief with his approval. “Yes! And we can set one hand here and then have him holding the hammer with the other.” Loki steps back and with the flick of his wrist the second illusion in complete.

Now you don’t hold back your laugh and lean into his side as you admire his handiwork. “Perfect! I can’t wait for his reaction!” Loki’s arm circles your waist, and he pulls you into his chest. “Mmm yes. It should be most entertaining! Now. What do you say we get ourselves to bed my love? I have many more tricks up my sleeve.”

Loki whisks you away to the quiet darkness of your bedroom and with the snap of his fingers paints the ceiling in tiny fairy lights that twinkle like the stars above. “Oh Loki. It’s so beautiful!” You tear your eyes away from the lights and toy with the hem of your shirt. “This wasn’t the only trick you had in mind though, was it?” Stepping closer, his lips turn up into a devious smile before he brings your eyes to meet his glittering green ones. “I am Loki. The God of Mischief and sex.”

You awake to the thundering boom of Thor’s voice, his footsteps shaking the walls while you try to untangle your naked body from Loki’s. “I think it worked,” you snicker, your voice still raspy from sleep. Loki stretches out like a cat, cackling when he hears Thor’s roar from the kitchen. “LOKI! UNDO THIS AT ONCE!”  “The big oaf is so mad he doesn’t even have the brains to realize it’s all an illusion,” Loki scoffs.

You throw your legs over the bed and search for your slippers. “Where do you think you’re going my sweet?” The look you give him is coy as you bend down, “to see how our fun plays out!” Loki shakes his head, reaching out long fingers to pull you back into bed. “There is much more fun to be had here in bed with me. I assure you.”

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[just-the-hiddles]

Old fashioned dd prompt for you, for anyone: Hands in each others hair messing each other's hair up (and then fixing it for each other)

Thank you for the prompt and sorry for the delay!  Nothing like a good old fashioned Tom fluff fic for an old fashioned drunk drabble for @the-th-horniest-book-club

Reunion

Pairing: Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Summary:   Tom and you reunited after a long absence with him filming the Loki series.

Warnings:  implied smut

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“I like you better with short hair!” you pouted when Tom announced he would be growing his hair out for the Loki series.

“I’m afraid it is either grow it out or wigs for several months. Remember the hair from Ragnarok?”

You furrowed your brow. “I can learn to love you with long hair.”

“Good answer.” Tom smirked.

***

You hadn’t been able to get off of work to meet Tom down in Atlanta while he was working until the last few weeks of shooting. He had made arrangements for you to meet him on set. You snuck off to the side where he couldn’t see you.

Tom looked glorious with his long hair dyed black, doing what he does best. You became acutely aware of how much you have missed him over the past several months. Phone sex just doesn’t cut it.

As they reset the scene, you headed over to Tom’s trailer to wait for him. You found yourself rubbing your thighs together, growing more and more impatient.

You lunged at Tom the moment the door creaked open.

“Darling?” he called out, but the rest of his words were swallowed by you pressing against him.

“I’ve missed you too.” Tom moaned against you, rocking his hips against you.

Your hands tangled into his hair, tugging against it. Tom’s hands cupped your cheeks before sliding up to comb through your hair.

“I need you, Tom.” One of your hands slid down to tug at his costume.

“Darling… darling…” Tom moved your hand, and you whimpered. His breath hard and heavy on your cheek while he pressed his forehead to yours. “I need you to, but they need me back on set.”

“I understand.” you sighed. This had not been the first time, one or both of your jobs had come in between an overdue reunion.

You stared at Tom, his hair now disheveled. You reached out and smoothed down his tresses with your hands.

Tom chuckled and did the same for you before kissing your temple. “I meet you back here.”

You smirked at him through your lashes. “I’ll be here. With no panties on.”

Tom turned a delightful shade of red.

[jewels2876]

For drunk drabbles, allow me to submit the following prompt: "How much of that did you hear?” with the character of your choice.

Drunk Drabble #3 - Loki x Reader

Word Count: 244

“How long is she staying?” You stopped in your tracks at Loki’s question. You stayed out of sight to eavesdrop some more.

“As long as Mother wants her here,” Thor answered patiently. “But I thought you were just telling us how much you liked her? How beautiful she is? How her mind is almost as sharp as yours?”

You bit your lower lip, glowing at the compliments Loki had paid, albeit behind  your back.

“Of course! That’s why I wanted to know how much longer I must suffer with her presence! If she stays any longer I will be forced to admit my feelings and I’m not yet ready.” Loki scoffed and turned his back to Thor. “Find out and get back to me.”

You startled, realizing you had no place to hide and no time to do anything else. Loki stalked through the doorframe and started to turn left, almost running you over. His face colored pink, easily putting two and two together.

“How much of that did you hear?” Loki asked quietly. You started to speak. “And I want the truth from you. Of all people...” You offered him a gentle smile.

“Enough to tell you that you don’t have to worry about telling me your feelings,” you teased. “Although I might need a little time before I confess mine to you.”

Loki’s chuckle echoed off the hallway walls. “Walk with me; you can tell me as they come to you instead.”

[the-ss-horniest-book-club]

HBC Schedule Week of 11-9-20

On Tuesday 11-10-20 @the-th-horniest-book-club will be in the spotlight! #TH HBC Brotherly Love is happening, so go on over and write a little Loki and Thor!

Thursday 11-12-20 - the first 24 Hour Surprise Drabble Challenge since Kinktober! This theme is A LOT of fun, and it was the suggestion of @bisousbucky​ as the contest prize for winning our Clean Up The Archive Challenge in September!

HBC Drunk Drabbles are always in session! There are still plenty of prompts available to write, so send a DM if you’re interested. The ask box is always open for prompts.

I’m working on the prompt list for HBC Home For The Holidays, a daily prompt challenge running from December 1 - 31. I would really like to include family traditions from every culture, religion and background of our wonderful and diverse followers. Please send me suggestions in DM or anonymous ask if you prefer! I LOVE this time of year and I’m so excited to write about it with you and all our favorite characters.

As always, thank you for playing with us!

Love, The HBC 💋