#tharion smut

[nothanksehh]

The Rooms - A 5 Part Series

Hi all! I have been wanting to do more writing lately and I got an idea for a short series of absolute smut. Hardly any plot. Many big o's. These pairings are with my four favorites from my favorite books, these groups answer the question, "If you could put four people in a room and do whatever you wanted with them who would you pick?"

A Trial of Lust- Rhysand, Azriel, Cassian, Lucien X Reader

You find yourself wandering the streets of Velaris at night on your way to Rita’s. You never expected to run into the inner circle, let alone find them on their free night.

A Banquet of Lakes- Rowan, Dorian, Manon, Fenrys X Reader

It's a beautiful time of year in Terrasin, you can't help but want to find a lake to take a swim in. It becomes an even more beautiful day when you are found by those who want to picnic near your lake.

A Game of Kings- Ruhn, Ithan, Aidas, Tharion X Reader

Playing card games in small towns has always made you happy. When a card game goes wrong, what will you do to distract your opponents?

A Lesson in Riding- Xaden, Sawyer, Liam, Dain X Reader

You had always heard that Dragon Riders know how to ride well. You couldn't help but want to venture out of the Healers Quadrant and experience it for yourself.

A Taste of Obedience- Casteel, Kieran, Delano, Reaver X Reader

You knew that being good was something you were not good at. One day your friends decide they have finally had enough and decide to give you a taste of the good life.

[daydreaming-nerd]

Daydreaming Nerd Masterlist ☁️✨

Welcome to my mind palace where the things I spend all day maladaptive daydreaming about find their home <3. Everything is X Female! Reader.

Fluff 💖

Smut 🔥

Angst 🥀

Taylor Swift Inspired 🏹

ACOTAR: 🏔️✨⚔️

Bat Boys (poly!):

You Want a Baby? (Bat Boys x Reader) 🔥 Part 2 💖

Our Girl 🔥 Rhys

Rhysand:

The Bonds That Break Us (completed):💖🥀🔥 Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5, Part 6, Final Part

Unconditionally. 🥀 💖

Our girl 🔥

Azriel:

Implode 🥀

Lipstick Kisses 💖🥀🔥

How Did It End? 🥀🏹

The Prophecy 💖🥀🔥🏹 Part 2 , Part 3 (final)

The Angel Of Music 💖

I'll Crawl Home To Her 🥀 💖

Cassian:

Young Love and Old Money (series) 💖🥀🔥

Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? 💖🥀🔥 (in the works)

Eris Vanserra:

Lucien Vanserra:

The Prophecy 💖🥀🔥🏹 Part 2, Part 3 (final)

Crescent City: 🌆🌙✨

Ruhn Danaan:

Shadows and Sins 💖🥀🔥

Hunt Athalar:

Alphahole :🥀🔥 (in the works)

Tharion Ketos:

Throne of Glass: 🌲🦌🩵

Rowan Whitethorn:

Dorian Havilliard:

Lorcan:

Fourth Wing:⚔️🔥🖤

Xaden Riorson:

[ma1dmer]

Crescent City - Tharion Ketos NSFW

I love himbos healthy amount, also he is Greek cause I say so

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): he honestly just wants to lay around with you and be lazy, he'll cling to you and keep you close and begrudgingly with a lot of pouting and whining might bring you some water if you ask

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): he is obviously very proud of his body and generally his looks he is specifically really proud of his abs, would love it if you showed your appreciation for his abs by riding them. on his partner he loves thighs, always keeping a hand on your thigh squeezing or simply drawing circles up and down feeling the muscles beneath or enjoying the softness of your skin

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): did someone order a creampie? 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): i totally think that if there is one character who'd be into group sex, it would be tharion, especially a threesome ,another man? he is game! another woman? absolutely! he doesn’t mind sharing when he knows you’ll both be enjoying yourselves, its almost a game for him to show you how much better he can fuck you

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): definitely not as much experience as he’d like, especially considering the whole ordeal with the river queen’s daughter

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual): you riding him, where he can have free access to all of your body, watching you move against him guiding you and praising you breathlessly

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): loves having you laugh in the middle of sex, its so boring if you two can't have fun and relax with each other, so he’ll purposefully tickle you and groan when you tighten around him 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): i think he is pretty hairless considering he is a mer

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): not really romantic, but he is a cheesy flirt and that doesn't stop while you two are intimate, he can't stop complimenting you, throwing out cheesy nicknames and one liners

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): loves mutual masturbation, watching you or you watching him, he puts a big show , moaning and throwing his head back his eyes low lidded and intense pleading for your touch

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): threesomes, exhibitionism, edging etc

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): he is not very shy about where he'd like to have you, loves the thrill of someone possibly seeing you two, won’t put you two in danger but if you are caught he isn’t that quick on getting off of you

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): teasing each other, he loves a good game of chase, loves flirting the entire day, maybe a bit of sexting, some edging as you wait for the night where you can reunite and have some actual fun

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): he has a really low pain tolerance and while doesn’t mind being talked down to, hates degradation

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc): sit on his face and he is a happy man, loves feeling your thighs shake on his shoulders as he pleases you

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): really depends, likes having you set the pace and goes with whatever you want of him

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): loves them, wants you to come to him already ready for him, just guide him somewhere more secluded and let him show you a good time

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): again, it depends on you, he likes exploring and experimenting but also won’t push much if you are vanilla, might tease you a bit but its all in good fun

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…): kind of lazy, one very high energy and long round and maybe one or two shorter low energy ones 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): loves toys, might jokingly complain about you wishing to replace him but he really likes the opportunity of spicing up your bedroom activities with some extra toys

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): insufferable ,he teases you so much and likes being teased back, loves edging in particular

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): surprisingly quiet, grunts and groans and even growls but otherwise for someone so talkative he knows how to keep his mouth shut

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): wouldn’t mind letting you take control every now and then, likes being put in his place //peg him

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words): really long and it flushes as red as his hair

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): really high sex drive but almost always waits for you to initiate

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): he is very clingy when he sleeps and if he could afford to sleep all day he would do so, especially with you in his arms, he will whine and complain if you try to move away

[euphoricpixiee]

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ .crescent city. ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

updated on: 04/13/2023

oneshots/drabbles;

pretty princess w/ ruhn

the pleasures of smoking w/ ruhn

love filled

pure w/ tristan

lavender w/ ruhn

soap w/ ruhn

series;

night sky masterlist (not started yet)

hc;

nsfw abc's; ruhn danaan 1 2

fluff w/ flynn

mates w/ flynn

you w/ tharion

eros w/hunt

frat boys kink lists; 1 2 3 4

(stole my old fics from cadiacore)

[ofduskanddreams]

~ kate’s fic recs ~

spare your blade

by the lovely @damedechance

The Summary:

In a project of mutual interest between the Night Court and Lunathion, Azriel, Eris Vanserra, Tharion Ketos, and Ruhn Danaan (Crown Prince of the Valbaran Fae) are all enlisted for a series of tests held discreetly in the basement of the Comitum. The tests send their systems into overdrive, pushing each other's limits and putting teeth to each other’s throats until, blissfully, they all snap.

Essentially: it’s everything you could ever want from a MMMM hatefuck and there’s one part where they’re all being idiots so Tharion magically squirts them with water like they’re naughty cats—it’s delightful. read it here.

[cadiacore]

can i request some tharion romantic headcanons if crescent city is available :0❤️❤️

omg, hi bambi! ofc! I love tharion and he's such a flirt. ugh, my heart. this one is semi-spicy, idek if this is what you really wanted but I will definitely explore his romantic sides from all angles :D

the fact that this is so long. lmao

tharion was always the one to flirt consistently.

he definitely and quite clearly made his intentions to court you known.

the first kiss was slow and sweet. the second had more passion but was still gentle.

on the third kiss, you wanted more than just the sweet gentle passion-filled kisses. you wanted heat.

you two had been taking it slow since this was your first time having a boyfriend.

of course, you've had sex but those males didn't matter to you like tharion did.

over the span of a month, you two had begun to tease each other.

tease each other enough to get the other riled up.

it was like an unspoken agreement that both of you would wait to fulfill your desires.

it was a thrill to see who would break first even though that didn't last long.

on the fourth week of you two being officially courting, the teasing had gotten more and more intense.

every night now, you would have to try and relieve the ache but every time you did orgasm, it wasn't enough.

you wanted his fingers instead of your own or his tongue for that matter.

wet dreams claimed you each night and when you awoke, you were always breathless.

you're pretty sure he's scented your arousal in the mornings from when you had to calm your throbbing core from those delicious dreams.

though, this night, you hadn't been able to get any sleep.

cthona, you just wanted some damn relief from the brutal aching that throbbed between your thighs and for you to finally be able to sleep.

groaning, you sit up on your bed and turned to your phone.

if you called him, would he even be awake?

it was a little after 2 am and you hadn't been able to sleep with the need for him.

you grabbed your phone but when you went to push dial, doubts swirled and tangled in your mind.

what if you upset him by waking him up?

what if...

your thoughts halted when a small gentle tap came from your window.

you grabbed the sheets and held them close to your body as you walked to the window.

and there was the mer himself.

his hazel eyes met yours and you swore your heart wanted to break out of its cage.

your muscles went taunt and you're sure that tharion could sense your scent.

a smug grin tugged at the mer's lips, "hello, little pearl," he purred.

shivers snaked down your spine when he called you by your favorite pet name.

"hello, darling,"

you motioned for him to come in and he happily obliged.

as you walked back to the bed, an arm snaked around your middle and pulled your back flush against his bare chest.

"fuck," he groaned into your neck.

you had let your eyes flutter close but the thought of your vibrator still laying on your bed made you internally scream.

"I see I'm not the only one struggling tonight," tharion nipped at your earlobe earning a small whimper from you.

your cunt throbbed even harder and when his lips made contact with the sweet spot on your neck, your knees buckled.

"you've been teasing me all week," you whined.

a dark chuckle left the mer's throat and walked you toward the bed.

you had let the sheets fall into a pool around your feet before your knees could touch the edge of the mattress.

"want me to help soothe the ache, pearl?"

all the answer you could give was a small whine.

that didn't satisfy him though, he needed to hear your words.

"use your words," he growled,

"yes, please relieve it." you whimpered.

you could practically hear his smile as he gently laid you on the bed.

"spread your legs," pure dominance gripped his tone and in seconds, you exposed your soaked cunt to him.

"I've been thinking about devouring you for weeks," he said as he got down on his knees and began to leave small kisses on the inner part of your thigh.

shit, and when his tongue began its assault on your poor swollen clit, you were sure the neighbor on the level above you would be filing a complaint on you for being loud.

you didn't care.

your legs trembled as his tongue flicked and sucked over the sensitive bud.

moans, whines, and whimpers never stopped falling from your lips as he dragged orgasm after orgasm out of you with just his tongue.

it was going to be a long night and a very pleasant one at that.

I hope you liked this! if any of you want to send me prompts/requests, I'm all ears!

[damedechance]

Thriller Night: A Crescent City Kinktober Event

Close at Hand

Thriller Night Part VIII - Tharion

On AO3

Tharion Ketos feels loneliness like something cold and tangible in his gut. He branches off from the rest of his friends and wanders throughout the haunted house they've come to for Death Day. Forlorn, he relies upon a familiar fantasy to provide him with some semblance of comfort in his misery, but is interrupted by the unmistakable feeling of being watched….

This is the FINAL installment of Thriller Night! Please read below to find a list of ALL the fics included in this collection. They can be read as standalones, but each one is fantastic!

Find the whole collection of fics here.

Author: @damedechance || masterlist

This is the eighth and FINAL installment of Thriller Night: A Crescent City Kinktober Event. Make sure to check out the rest of the collection and the other amazing authors linked below!

Part 1: Ruhn x Lidia by @hlizr50

Part 2: Hunt x Bryce by @headcanonheadcase 

Part 3: Ithan x Wolf Mystic by @headcanonheadcase  

Part 4: Hypaxia x Celestina by @damedechance

Part 5: Fury x Juniper by @vikingmagic33 

Part 6: Declan x Marc by @mystical-blaise 

Part 7: Flynn x Ariadne by @ofduskanddreams

Part 8: Tharion by @damedechance

Find the tumblr Masterlist for the event here.

All fics have been uploaded to the collection on AO3 in time for October 31st. Enjoy!

[hlizr50]

Thriller Night: Crescent City Kinktober Masterlist

Part 1: Ruhn x Lidia by @hlizr50

Part 2: Hunt x Bryce by @headcanonheadcase

Part 4: Hypaxia x Celestina by @damedechance

Part 3: Ithan x Wolf Mystic (Willow) by @headcanonheadcase

Part 5: Fury x Juniper by @vikingmagic33

Part 6: Declan x Marc by @mystical-blaise

Part 7: Flynn x Ariadne by @ofduskanddreams

Part 8: Tharion by @damedechance

Click here to read the collection on AO3!

[zenkindoflove]

Here you can find the complete list of my SJM fanfictions, commissioned fanarts, moodboards, and playlists. I mostly write Elucien, Eris x Alexius (Male OC), and Satharion.

Multichapter Fics

Summer Heat (E) - Elain x Lucien, Eris x Alexius (Male OC)

Complete, 114,890 words, 18/18 chapters

Summary: Summer Court is hosting the Summer Solstice Summit and the Night Court is sending their best emissaries to attend. It will be Elain's first time mingling in another court, and it's a good thing she has an expert guiding her: the mate she's been ignoring for the last two years. Meanwhile, Eris has been sent to the summit to spy on Summer's developments. What he doesn't anticipate is entangling in a steamy, forbidden romance

Eris x Alexius moodboard Ch 7

Eris x Alexius moodboard Ch 12

Eris x Alexius moodboard Ch 16

Eris x Alexius moodboard by @animezinglife

Eris x Alexius moodboard by @teddyhoneybear

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Burn Forever With Me (E) - Elain x Lucien

Complete, ~69,000 words

Summary: End of ACOSF. After Feyre's traumatic birth, Elain writes to Lucien seeking comfort and company. She soon realizes that opening up to him in letters is much easier without her family's constant presence. But how long can she keep falling for Lucien a secret?

NSFW art of Ch 13 by @works-of-heart

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Dear Lucien, Dear Elain: An Epistolary Fic (M) - Elain x Lucien, collab with @crazy-ache

Complete, 13/13 chapters, ~28,000 words

Summary: Epistolary (adj., of a literary work) in the form of letters. After the winter solstice in ACOSF, Elain and Lucien exchange letters as a means to get to know each other away from prying eyes. This fic is a collection of those letters.

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Pull Me in Deeper (E) Eris x Alexius (Male OC)

WIP, 20/22ish chapters posted

Summary: Needing more alliances, Eris strikes a deal with Helion: go to the continent and find out information for him, and Day Court will support him usurping Beron. What he didn’t account for is the beautiful Day Court emissary accompanying him that makes his heart race while being such a thorn in his side.

Eris x Alexius commissioned fanart 🍂☀️ by @works-of-heart

Eris x Alexius PMID fanart by @thrumugnyr

Eris x Alexius blob fanart by @bonecarversbestie

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Short Fics

Kneel Before Me (E) - Elain x Lucien

One-shot, ~11,000 words

Summary: Lucien arrives at the House of Wind, only to be drawn into a sparring match with none other than the Inner Circle's own Shadowsinger. Things get out of hand and Azriel discovers whether he really can defeat Lucien easily.

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I Think I Saw You in My Sleep (E) - Elain x Lucien

One-shot, ~10,000 words

Summary: The dreams of him come from the mating bond, but Elain wants them to stay.

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Our Hearts Still Beat the Same (E) - Elain x Lucien

Two-shot, ~17,000 words

Summary: "She stood on the bridge for a few minutes, hoping that the rain might wash away the seething anger and bottomless anguish that crackled under her skin. More, more, more, repeated again and again to a steady beat. His heart beat." Part One is Cozy Tension. Part Two is all smut.

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The Art of Seducing Your Merman Husband (E) - Sathia Flynn x Tharion Ketos

Two-shot, ~7,000 words

Summary: When Sathia realizes that Tharion is purposely ignoring all of her attempts at seduction, she decides on Valentine's Day that the only way to finally get her husband in her bed is to make a gesture so obvious, that even a merman with one brain cell would figure it out.

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Embrace (M) - Elain x Lucien

One-shot, ~2,800 words

Summary: Elain is on a journey of embracing her Faeness. When studying Lucien's pierced ears, an idea forms in her head that she can't shake.

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Lone (T) - Andras x Clare Beddor

One-shot, ~4,300 words

Summary: Clare Beddor is dead, and she haunts the woods of The Middle. A skinless wolf shows up one day, he has a story to tell, and it reeks of revenge.

Moodboard

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Taste of You (E) - Eris x Alexius (Male OC)

One-shot, 2,200 words

Summary: Eris and his mate Alexius are on a tour of Autumn. Alexius is feeling cooped up in the carriage and Eris has an idea of how to release some tension. PWP

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Perennial (T) - Elain x Lucien

One-shot, 6,700 words

Summary: For Elucien Week 2024 Day 1: Fated. Fate has always been intertwined with Elain and Lucien's bond. An exploration of how soulmates find each other through every iteration of their existences.

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... And Again Into the Light (M) - Elain x Lucien, collab with @crazy-ache

One-shot, 10,000 words

Summary: For Elucien Week 2024 Day 6: Fearless. Elain has a vision that takes her and Lucien to the continent. In desperate need of rest, they rent a room for a night in an eerie inn that has an unnatural presence. Horror/Romance.

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Dancing Barefoot (E) - Elain x Lucien, minor Jassa

One-shot, 10,000 words

Summary: For Elucien Week 2024 Day 7: AU. “She is re-creation. She, intoxicated by thee”– Patti Smith. Historical AU 1970s – Elain is frustrated and aimless in her senior year of college. She doesn’t know what path to take with the way the world is changing. Then she meets Lucien, a punk rocker who also is becoming more disenfranchised with the scene. She’s drawn to his beauty and the danger in his eyes, and maybe just one night might be all she needs. Elucien, minor Jassa.

Moodboard

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Caress Me Down (E) - Eris x Alexius (Male OC)

One-shot, 2k words

Summary: Alexius pulls his hamstring and Eris has the perfect remedy: a massage. PWP. For Eris Week 2024 Day 3: Healing | Betrayal.

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The Jewel of The Forest House (T) - Eris x Alexius (Male OC)

One-shot, 5k words

Summary: Eris’ mate Alexius brings home a stray dog to the Forest House that Eris is reluctant to accept. Jewel is feisty, impolite, and most importantly, nothing like his smokehounds. For Eris Week 2024 Day 4: Tradition | Hounds

Eris & Hounds fanart with TJOTFH inspo by @little-fierling

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Carry You Home (E) - Eris x Alexius (Male OC)

One-shot, 15k words

Summary: During the Hybern battle, Eris is mortally wounded and ready to die. Until a knight in shining armor saves his life. He isn’t sure how to thank him, but he has all night to try. Takes place during ACOWAR. For Eris Week 2024 Day 5: War | Adventure.

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Ficlets Masterlist - Mix of Elucien, Satharion, and Eris x Alexius (Male OC).

Elucien Week 2024 Masterlist

Eris Week 2024 Masterlist

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Miscellaneous

Marry Me: a Satharion playlist

Free and unashamed: an Erixius playlist

Elucien 1980s clinch cover commissioned fanart by @dangerouslovesong

Erixius at the beach commissioned fanart by @luciensdefenseattorney

Freddie Fox Eris fancast commissioned fanart by @evermorelore

OC Alexius fanart by @queercontrarian

Erixius Vampire AU fanart by @works-of-heart

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You can find all of my SJM fanfiction as well as other fandoms on AO3.

[jjhhuibhhhj]

Unpopular opinion…

It seems as if everyone is annoyed at Bryce for not immediately sharing every detail of her world with the IC. Bryce did not read 5 ACOTAR books or know these people as we do. Her experience with Fae (rightfully) show that they are horrible. These people overthrew her enemy which must mean they are dangerous.

Although they do not physically torture her it is EXTREMELY CLEAR not just by their actions but actual DIALOGUE that they do not trust Bryce

Also, the IC just finished a war and for the first time in most of their lives are experiencing peace. We know from ACOTAR that Rhysand and friends will do all that is necessary to keep their world save even if that includes killing Bryce which could upon a portal for the big bad “Daglan/ Asteri”

Bryce realising she needs to escape and being reckless is understandable she left her mate and family behind and she doesn’t have time to win the IC’s trust. They clearly view her as a prisoner not a guest and have disarmed her. Bryce does not have one reason to trust them or even expect to them to be trustworthy.

I feel the people who feel let down by this crossover are let down by the fact that the CRESCENT CITY book centers around the CRESCENT CITY characters and isn’t more batboy smut.

There are definitely plot points that could have been dealt with better such as the information from Silene, everything about Ithan. The biggest issue I have with Bryce is her seemingly having this golden hamster wheel in her mind which happens to make perfect conveniently timed plans. Bryce does feel like a moderniser attempt at Aelin’s character. That being said constantly drawing comparisons between the FMC takes away from them so it isn’t something I feel I should do.

Ithan is so annoying to me especially his inability to stay on track or have any logical thought process. I don’t understand his undying loyalty to the wolves who abandoned and betrayed him. Sigrid tried to KILL HIM as well but he still yapped on about her and had no respect for his friend Cormac by not even protesting against the idea of resurrecting Sophie just to use her power to make himself feel better. He should have focused on the friends that are loyal to him which he even called his pack.

Also ENOUGH with the sunball references. Only so much benefits can be drawn from sunball which directly correlates with any real world benefit.

Tharion just feels like one big yap fest (lack of a better explanation to convey the boredom he perpetuates in me). Aidas and Appolion also could have spoken up about EVERYTHING about two books ago or at least in all their little encounters with Hunt.

Jesiba Roga and Fury 🤝 Mor and Amren

(Overhyped and underperforming)

I have religiously read every Sarah J Maas and all things considered I really enjoyed this book it might even be my favorite in the CC universe.

I enjoyed it more than Tower of Dawn, ACOSF and ACOFAS but I will not read the next book if it is about Ithan or Tharion.

I suspect Azriel is linked to Hel but Sarah definitely still has alot of loose threads surrounding him which is starting to feel redundant and an elaborate attempt at making him seem mysterious.

Things I would like so see in the Maasverse: the parasite being removed from the water and the Midgardians tapping into their raw power, better understanding of Bryce and Hunt joint ability. I also think Sarah could become one of the best fantasy writers of all time if she focused more on how the multiverse works (time differences, abilities (technicalities of it all). I would like to know what happened to Erilea because all the evidence points to it being a conquered world which will honestly just be depressing but we see that Prythian and midgard follow the same time sequence so perhaps Erilea is joined in on that time scape and Aelin falling through still happens relatively “recent”.

And I agree on how annoying the term “alphahole” is but lets focus on the real enemy “his luxurious length”. That just reminds me of ms Perky in 10 things I hate about you and Reginalds quivering member.

Let’s move away from the smut which was excellently balanced out in TOG in my opinion. I do think that Sarah amortised her credibility as a fantasy writer between TOG and ACOTAR by focusing more on the smut scenes and not the plot point. I am ready to be hated but I DON’T care about what Lorcan did or Cassian and the stupid headboard. I DO care about how the time differs between the universes, the different gods in all the worlds and how they link, each string on the harp and the different heritages.

[daydreaming-nerd]

Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all the time...

Guess who's backkkk! I have been feeling all my creative juices flowing and I'm just dying to do some writing but I need YOUR help!

I would love to get some requests and while I'm super busy with work I'd like to try and crank a few out! If you're new to my page I typically write (charcter x Female reader) one shots and at most 2-3 part fics.

I've been reading Crescent City: House of Flame and Shadow (I'M NOT DONE READING SO PLEASE NO SPOILERS) but it's got me wanting to write for the Sarah J. Mass universe. I write smut, angst, fluff and everything in between. As far as smut goes the darker the better, I mean it, I've been reading Haunting Adeline.

Here are the characters I've been wanting to write for:

Ruhn Danaaan

Hunt Athalar

Tharion Ketos

Cassian (Acotar)

Rhysand (Acotar)

Azriel (Acotar)

Eris Vanserra

While I HAVE read Throne of Glass I need a re-read before I start writing for those characters lol!

But yes send in some requests and I'll see what I can do!

[skyfallscotland]

Ok, House of Sky and Breath live reactions, final part! We're done! Only one more Maasverse book to go. Thank fuck

• Ithan noooo! How will Tharion ever survive if you die before he realises how perfect you are together?

• Oh, Tharion's actually here? Don't worry Dumb, Dumber is here to make sure you're ok 😭

• Wait??? Is Tharion with Hypaxia?? I mean...that's ok, she thinks Ithan's cute? We could make that threesome work??

• Ooooh Ruhn setting up his own Cinderella moment? 🥺 top tier shit!

• Ruhn's Cinderella moment getting ruined by the evil step-sister? Not top tier shit 😤

• WAIT, Hypaxia and Celestina?! Ok, that one I didn't see coming! Literally everyone in this fic book is in an arranged marriage and none of them want to be in it and honestly, I'm so tired of SJM using consent and rape as a plot device and barely ever touching the consequences

• Almost as sick as I am of Bryce and Hunt's sex drive. Shut the fuck up, honestly, you're insufferable!! I'm almost finished this book I think? I hope? And there's been barely any (worthwhile) plot whatsoever. I'm here for the smut, I love smut, but there is such a thing as too much and these two are so boring, I can't even. I'd rather eat stale bread, bye

• Lidia 😭😭 Imma take that as confirmation that I'm right and Day is the Hind. I have such a soft spot for the sister who was discarded and turned into a vicious little thing, may she get her own shadow wielder, she deserves it 😭🖤 Remi 🤝 Lidia forever

• "I don't have a foot fetish." You're BITING HER TOES 😭 I hate them istg

• Oh, we're talking about a war? Yeah, must be the last 200 pages.

• Tharion is such a fucking idiot. Maybe that’s why I ship him with Ithan—just...dumb and dumber.

• Baby Baxian being Danika's mate? Danika not telling Bryce a single thing? No, no, nope, not having it. Firstly, Baxian deserves better tbh. Secondly, Bryce is an idiot if she a) missed aaaall this and b) still thinks Danika was ever her friend, what a [insert c word here]

• It’s actually incredibly depressing how much emphasis she places on sex and the way the men are always thinking about sex. Like?? I’m not here for realism gal and I’d like a side of feelings with that. Ruhn is at least more interesting than Hunt in that regard, but still…ugh.

• “Your starborn bloodline specifically hailed from a small isle a few miles from the mainland….the isle existed in a near-permanent twilight” ACOTAR Dusk Court???

• Celestina being a backstabber? I was surprised tbh, you lulled me into a false sense of security in those many, many pages, good for you SJM, but also, fuck you for handing her someone as nice as Hypaxia, unless she's about to turn into a hidden psycho too

• YAY, the internet's worst kept secret is here! Hiiiii Rhysy! 👋🏼

• Also the internet: what if Azriel is Bryce’s real mate??? Me: what if Azriel and Bryce are related??? 👁️👄👁️ Not sure how my mind jumps to the complete opposite place of other people all the damn time but…here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️

Final impressions: • fuck that was a big book for not much happening • why the fuck did i ever need to find out anything about sofie or her brother at all, what a waste of time, really • danika's still winning the world's worst friend award, two books running • if i ever have to read about bryce and hunt having sex again it will be far too soon.

[theladyofbloodshed]

I'm just so weirded out and disgusted by Sarah's need to sexualize every male. Not just in the books, but notice how everytime someone asks her about the women, she talks about their journey and more but when she's asked about the males, the first thing that comes to her mind is what they're like in bed. I don't even want to get started on the wet comment that she made about 17 year old Mal infront of the author that went through SA and grooming.

Like, yeah you can create males that are hot but there is no need to constantly remind us how hot they are and what they can do in bed. Their personalities center around their big dicks and big egos (-> Cassian, Rhys, Azriel, Lorcan, Rowan, Tharion etc.). She managed to create characters that have more to offer than just their looks and dicks (Lucien, Chaol, Dorian, Aedion), yet they aren't praised or talked a lot by Sjm anyway. Sometimes I have this urge to vomit whenever she sexualizes them.

She may not do it to a lot of female characters but omg, how disgusted I was in CC, reading about how everyone wants Bryce and I remember that disgusting quote that Tharion made in the second book when talking to Ithan (something like "everyone wants her" or "everyone wants to f*ck her" I can't remember clearly) and it just made me want to burn that book. Or the constant sexualizing that Nesta falls victim to:

What was the point of Cassian noticing Nesta's big boobs and calling them "inviting" when Nesta was unhealthly skinny? What was the point to sexualize a 14 year old Nesta "seducing" a grown man by dancing with him? What was the point of Lanthys wet vision that he showed Nesta? Did she even had time to process what happened to her at the bog or was it all so hot for her that she needed to find release with Cassian shortly after? Why did she not care about Nesta's comfortability and her modesty and made her wear a very revealing dress?

I can't bring myself to read acosf because that is by far the worst book that includes the worst smut scenes ever. Every smut scene made me want to throw up.

I also hate the fact that she even included a threesome in the first place. Is this women incapable of thinking about other stuff that don't include sex? Is she incapable to think about male characters without thinking of how good they are in bed?

I feel the same anon. She comes across as a stereotypical sex-crazed teenage boy especially with the Mal comment about him being so hot!

If her male characters weren't hot then lots of them would be treated very different by the fandom (looking especially at Cassian, Rowan, and Rhys). She does know that being hot does not equal being a good person, right?

I love Dorian but it's very telling that when he learns to shapeshift into a woman, his first thoughts are about boobs getting in the way and thinking he knew how to please a woman, but he might have to masturbate and find out - even though he's about infiltrate Morath. Sex on the brain.

Here's part of an interview with her - literally all quotes taken from the SAME interview:

No, I like the prince. He’s so hot with his torn clothes and ripped body! When I was a kid I was like, “He is not that hot, gross,” but now that I’m older I’m like, “He is smoking.” I think that’s why when I wrote ACoTaR I wanted to have the physical romance, so I wanted him to be able to shapeshift. […] There’s not nearly enough romance in Beauty and the Beast, just one kiss at the end. I need a whole movie with the dancing and the tension and the making out! [Talking about the prince from Beauty and the Beast which she surely knows is a kids movie, right?]

 I think I must have been on a Phantom of the Opera kick at the time, so I was like, “Masks are really hot and mysterious.” [Why Tamlin/Lucien wore masks]

 Maybe a cool eyepatch? Which is another thing I find weirdly hot. If I had an eyepatch I would have mine totally bedazzled. It would be super awesome. Who[m] else would I like to see? Rhys would be something. I think I would be like slightly terrified! I love Rhys’s shapeshift. I think he’s my favorite. Lucien would be the easiest, though, with the fox and the eye and the red hair… now I’m daydreaming! [Talking about Lucien cosplay]

When I discovered Rhys’s form, it was one of my favorite scenes… mostly because he is just lounging on a bed. Oh my God, I will die if someone draws that. I don’t think I’ve seen any Rhys fan art yet. Oh my God, please, I will just combust [laughs]. [Talking about her favourite]

[euphoricpixiee]

Kink List: Tristan Flynn

a/n: hello friends! So since I want more of this male, I decided to make a wonderful headcanon, well, not a true headcanon but you all know what I mean. So enjoy this wonderful daydream of mine. I'm doing these for the rest of the frat pack (Ruhn, Ithan, and Tharion).(also we still don't know much about Declan and his sexuality so that is why I left him out bUT he still very well have headcanons about him in the future, just not smut ones for the time being)

warnings: mentions of smut; cockwarming, choking, praising, etc.

This man loves to be between your thighs and kiss along your sensitive skin. He could be down there for hours if you let him. 

He loves rough, hard sex (not where he hurts you in any manner bc he would never). Idk if I remember it correctly (someone please tell me) but doesn’t Ruhn say something along the lines of “The poor female” while Tristan is fucking some female upstairs? DID I IMAGINE THAT SOMEHOW? I can’t find it in the book again lol

Cockwarming (he makes a game out of it.) He sees this as an opportunity to get you begging and whining for him. He wants to see how long it'll take you to cave. On rare occasions, you would be the one testing him and seeing how long it would take for him to start pounding into you.

Begging. This male loves when you beg for him to touch you and when you tell him where to touch you…

Choking. Yes, I said it. And it’s true.

Praising. 

“Good girl” “Atta girl” "Such a good girl" "You take my cock so well,"

Gods, I could go on and on about what that man is like in the bedroom but these are the highlights of my (our) daydream.

[dawninlatin]

As usual, here are my thoughts and reactions while readingHouse of Flame and Shadow! It’s obviously full of spoilers, and if someone’s looking for really intelligent theories and comments, this is not the post for you🤡

• there are still five days left and 30 minutes ago i complained to my roomie how impossible it was to wait….then, as if she heard me, SJM herself posts the first chapter??😍 thank you mrs maas😭🙏

• lidia🥺

• thanks to fucking tiktok, reading the words «ruhn danaan, crown prince of the valbaran fae» will never be the same😔

• NOT THE PIERCINGS😭😭😭😭😭

• i’m seriously going through the five stages of grief over a few piercings😭😭

• is bryce in az’s torture chamber?👀🥵 gurl do you know how lucky you are-

• zaddy azriel🥵🔥

• THREE WORLDS MANAGED TO KICK THEM OUT?!?!?! IS THE THIRD WORLD THRONE OF GLASS?!?!?!?! WILL I FINALLY GET MORE MANORIAN?!?!😍😭🙏 future me, can i finally rest?🥹

• lmaooo amren isn’t a historian, she’s just really fucking old

• YASSSS GET NESTA RHYS😍😍😍

• They might be tortured, but at least Baxian has friends now😭😭

• this ruhn and lidia angst is everything😭😭

• so rhys has a bunch of pet crocodiles?? good to know😀🐊

• okay, i wasn’t gonna mention it, but now i simply have to….WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE NORWEGIAN NAMES??? first einar, then sigrid, and now FUCKING HILDE?? sarah i know these names sound exotic and fantasy-like to you, but to me, these are just your average middle-aged people, and it’s throwing me off💀

• A MIDDENGARD WYRM??? babes i haven’t seen you in ages🤩😍🫶

• LIDIAAAAAAAAA👏👏 i bet she’s gonna team up with the frat pack to save her mate ruhn🔥🔥

• i wanna read about lidia living with the frat pack in their….house so bad💀

• YAY RESCUE MISSION

��� OMG i had forgotten how good bryce was at bullshitting people💀 this whole middengard wyrm plan is aelin level🔥🔥

• there is no way feyre, AS A HUMAN, killed that wyrm so easily in acotar🤡

• ruhnlidia is SERVING WITH ALL THIS ANGST😩😩

• «Trying to figure out what it does has been driving us all crazy.» NO BUT I NEED TO READ THIS SCENE😭😭 i just want cassian with a phone, is that too much to ask?🥲

• hunt imagining his and bryce’s future kids😭😭

• 😳😧😦🖐️🦴🩸

• THE FUCKING HARPY???

• but she was beheaded?!?!

• also pollux is actually worse than tamlin himself🤢

• RHYSAND’S SISTER??????? I NEED AN INHALER

• DUSK COURT CONFIRMED???

• FAE FROM ANOTHER WORLD??? PERHAPS ERILEA🤩

• more asteris😒

• YASSS NESTA SLAY THAT ASTERI

• bryce just left prythian? no cassian?🥺🥺

• ALSO DID SHE TAKE AZRIEL’S EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DAGGER WITH HER????? SHE CAN’T DO THAT

• he needs it to sleep🥺

• JESIBA JESIBA JESIBA JESIBA JESIBA

• mommy😍🥵

• LIDIA😍🤩😭🫶🙏🧎‍♀️👑

• what do you mean lidia isn’t coming with them?😀

• SHE BETTER NOT HAVE FUCKING DIED🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

• i was supposed to go to sleep after this chapter😭😭

• NEVERMIND SHE’S ALIVE😅🙏🧎‍♀️

• hunt🤜🤛baxian

• them being bros is all i wanted from this book🥺

• #throwback to all the memes i made about it last time🤡

• bryce booping the autumn king’s nose with her sword just became my favorite moment of all time

• i’m sorry….WHAT??

• the woman was too stunned to speak

• 👁️👄👁️

• i knew she was MOMMY, but she’s also mommy?????

• «Bryce Quinlan, Queen of the Valbaran fae» *que music

• *holds lidia as i glare at the ocean queen😠* «hasn’t she been through enough????😭»

• HE CALLED HER SWEETHEART😍😭🫶🧎‍♀️🙏🥺👑😩

• rhys being referred to as «that night court dude»💀💀

• fae and stags?👀🤩

• tharion for once just use your fucking brain🫠

• finally some smut😩⚡️

• if i ever get my hands on that bitch-ass rigelus-🤬🪓💣🔪🔫🧱

• THEY JUST KILLED ALL THE HUMANS IN LUNATHION????

• i need ruhn and lidia to just fuck already😭😩

• and so does flynn and declan, apparently💀 thanks guys😌🤝

• not the autumn king again😒

• if flynn and declan getting kidnapped is what it’ll take for ruhn and lidia to get together, IT’S FUCKING WORTH IT😩🧎‍♀️

• WE WERE SO CLOSE😭😭😭😭

• them cuddling is almost as good tho😍🥰😭🌸🫶💕

• «I’m calling it now, the Star-Eater is Hunt’s father» - me, reading HOSAB in 2022

• I TOLD YA

• it feels great to be me😌

• okay i wasn’t entirely correct but CLOSE ENOUGH

• YASSSSS BRYCE GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS THOSE FAE KING BASTARDS🙏🙏

• RUHN ILY😭

• i’m not crying i swear😭👑🌷🌈🏝️✨

• i laughed out loud at the fact that declan’s biggest priority was checking if they had internet now💀💀

• Hotel Horseshit💀💀 baxian you’re my fave🫶🫶🫶

• «please don’t fuck right next to us» i’m deAD

• I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE WATERY BOWELS SARAH😭😭

• SYRINX😍😍😍😍😍

• Bryce and her mom😭🥺

• SO THE SHIFTERS WILL BASICALLY BECOME TRONE OF GLASS FAE???!🤩

• i’ll never tire of the prime coming to the rescue last minute🙏 hang in there old man✊

• SABINE YOU ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE RN

• ithan🥹

• lidia in her girlfriend era😍💕✨🫶🥰💅

• OTTER😍🦦

• NESTA😭😭😭

• i just know ember is gonna yell at rhys😍

• i just read the ember&randall bonus chapter, and she did😍😍😍

• also I GOT TO SEE CASSIAN😍😍😍😍😍😍

• rare river queen W?

• NOT POLLUX🤺🤺🤺

• OMG THE UNDER-KING IS FROM ERILEA???????????????

• is he a skin-walker?👀

• WYRD???

• AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

• go hypaxia, slay him🔥

• 🍆💦👀😏

• i also miss your piercings, ruhn😔 gone but never forgotten✊🙏🕊️

• «…she was his and he was hers, and there was a word for it, but it eluded him.» THAT WORD IS MATE😍😭

• HE SAID «I LOVE YOU»

• screaming crying throwing up rn😍😭🥹🫶😩

• HE SHOT HER???????

• this level of angst is giving me life

• «She’s my mate, you fucker.» THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPT (sorry, roommates)

• 😍🥰😇🫶🔥🙏🥹😭😍😩🤩🥰🙏🔥😭🫶🫶✊🙏🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

• SARAH JANET MAAS I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KILL RUHN NOW-

• BRANNON?!?!?!?!?? FIRE MAGIC?!?!?!?!?!AKAJQKQKQJQKQKQLBDHFJFKEBEBJWJDVFJEJSVAVJSJAHSH

• DEAD. DECEASED. UNABLE TO FUNCTION.

• NO LIDIA DO NOT SACRIFICE YOURSELF-

• BRYCE?!😳😭

• shahar😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

• NONONONONONONONONONO

• SHE CAN’T BE DEAD, RIGHT?!?!

• i’m fucking crying, i swear😭😭😭😭

• THEY’RE ALL THERE😭😭😭

• NESTA AND CASSIAN😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

• ember quinlan not caring about how deadly rhys is whatsoever is the greatest thing i’ve ever read💀

• and azriel got his dagger back? he can finally sleep🥹

• yeah bryce, cassian is a fine piece of ass😏

• NESTA GOT TO SAY ALPHAHOLE😍😍😍😍😍

• ruhn getting a hug from one of his new stepkids😍😍

• nooooo ruhn moved out of the frat house? they grow up so fast🥺

• omg hunt getting a fine for fucking bryce so bad it caused several thunderstorms is EPIC

• PEGASUSES?!?😍😍😍😍😍😍

• i can’t believe it’s over….

• i’m…..empty

• i need more🥺

• BUT I’M SO HYPED FOR ACOTAR5🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

• i also have bonus chapters to read😏😏

• THE PIERCINGS ARE BACK🙏🧎‍♀️😭😍

• DID SJM FINALLY WRITE A WEDDING SCENE?!

• this has to be a first

• i am speechless

• 👁️👄👁️

• milly garkunos you queen🫶🧎‍♀️

• i need someone to draw lettuce-baby-hunt asap💀

[mirandasidefics]

Crescent City Masterlist

💥-action/violence

💦-smut/thirst

💔-angst

✨️-fluff

Drabbles and One-Shots

Hunt Athalar

Ithan Holstrum

Ruhn Danaan

All I Want- Ruhn Danaan x Reader (WIP)

Lovely- Ruhn/Lidia x Reader (WIP) 💔

Tharion Ketos

Tristian Flynn

Series

But Home is Nowhere- Lucien Vanserra x Reader, Azriel x Reader, and Ruhn Danaan x Reader