#that guy...

[there-is-just-me-myself-and-i]

Excuse me??? Who allowed your man to look THIS good?🥵🥵 Just a little over a second but this look kills me every time. I don't know why, but he looks kinda different and more dangerous. But in a damn good way.

Oh Niko...😶😶😶🥴🥴🥴🫠🫠🫠💀👻🖤

His hair...his facial expression...the way the size difference between him and joel stands out here and he still looks so...oh niko...i just cant with this guy!!! 🥴🖤🫠

Seriously who allowed him to be so...like Niko...🫠🫠🫠

[th3-0bjectivist]

Boston BRUINS vs. Winnipeg JETS - 22DEC22 (A Photographic Study into Mania)

I’m leaving Boston, MA soon and will be headed to North Carolina after Xmas.

So, my old buddy Steve (17+ year relationship, we’ve done radio and written stories together) offered to buy tickets to a hockey game, that being my favorite regional sport. Above is Exhibit A: pre-game, both of us are clean and sober. 

What a light show! Period 1: Winnipeg very quickly scores two goals, demoralizing the Bruins and sending both my friend and I into spasmodic laughter, we begin drinking. 

Above, Exhibit B: One double Jack-and-Coke down per person.

Period 2: Boston played a sloppy game at first, but I began rooting for the underdog as I do, hoping Boston would win just for the sake of seeing Boston win a game, as we often do, one last time, live. Boston manages to equalize, bringing the score to 2 - 2. 

Above, Exhibit C: Two double Jack-and-Coke down per person. Steve manages to pull off the same dopey face as the first time and apparently, I’ve become a swashbuckling evil pirate. This is what being exposed to Boston sports does; it slowly turns you mad, especially when you add alcohol. 

Conclusion of Period 3: Boston beats Winnipeg’s jabroni ass 3 - 2.

     Above, Exhibit D: Three double Jack-and-Coke down per person. An accidental photo I obtained exactly when Boston scored the winning goal, upsetting my Canadian team loving friend and sending me feral, knowing I watched Boston beat the ever-loving snot out of yet another hapless and witless opponent. We exited the arena. When I drove my friend home, we discussed writing another story together and staying in contact. Steve, you’re my brother from another mother. Peace be with you and your wonderful family. Many more friends to say goodbye and hello to in days shortly to come!

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[thatdelusionalnerd]

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

[omegasmileyface]

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

[georgedontdothat]

how?? just how?

[pjharvey]

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[pocketss]

mmm soob

[dick-nut]

'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans

[spineless-lobster]

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

[punk-dad-sharkz]

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)