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waywardstation · 5 months

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please show us every instance of family guy death pose ingo, it’s hilarious every time

THREE TIMES!! I’ve done this to this poor man THREE TIMES!!!!!

Bonus ursaring and Bruno, too:

Can’t believe I’ve drawn this pose five times lol

#wayward’s asks #ITS SO FUN TO DRAW THOUGH #thank you for asking for the instances OP lol #I think I got the pose wrong on the second Ingo and swapped which leg was doing what #that looks so broken haha

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transkingcobra · 1 month

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Don’t forget to hold your bear’s ass when you kiss him!

#bg3 #halsin #my screenshots #halsin x tav #the broken bitch I cri #but it’s finnneeee #you can still kiss and hug him 🥲#‘I’m going with you’#narrator: haha no you’ve been exploring alone #also these look so much darker on my phone rip

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feroluce · 5 months

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So I mentioned in the tags of this post about Sampo's character design the other day that looking at his splash art made me realize something sneaky about the bg and oh my god I thought I already couldn't possibly love him any more than I already do but this might just prove me wrong JAKSLFJKDLASJFK

So this is maybe? old news by now but I remember when Sampo was first leaked to be in Penacony, some fans were excited saying that it must be Penacony shown in his splash art, and not Belobog. And tbh I was trying to avoid story leaks, so I just kinda ignored it and didn't think about it any further...until I was looking at it to look at his chains.

But I think it IS Belobog shown here because if you look closely, you can see what looks to be a pile of snow in the bg, and even some on the rooftop! And snow isn't present on Penacony.

There's also the huge moon shown behind Sampo. And we never get to see the Belobogian night sky, but even in the hours that are locked in permanent nighttime, Penacony noticably lacks a moon. The buildings all look like they match Belobog architecture, too.

This one is a bit more questionable tbh, but. There's also this long horizontal structure in the bg-

-which I'm not 100% sure what it even is, but it doesn't look like any specific part of Penacony. But it DOES look like the official art of Belobog (everyone say thank you to @the-astral-express-archive for these pics; dude you're a lifesaver orz)

And if you will notice. The only place up high enough to look down on those structures,

the only thing taller than all the rest of the buildings in Belobog,

is the one establishment set dead center; Qlipoth Fort.

Which means this little asshole is shamelessly, gleefully breaking into the most important government building on the whole planet right in his splash art KFJLJSADKLFJKLDSJ

#hsr sampo #hsr sampo koski #sampo koski #honkai star rail #hsr #HE'S SO SHAMELESS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH FJKSLAJKDLJD #I feel like I should include down here that obviously none of this is technically 100% guaranteed of course #Penacony has 12 hours and other areas as well- we don't know for SURE that none of them will have snow or a moon or odd structures #and we know that Sampo will appear more later in the plot- I feel like we'll probably go to Epsilon and see him there #but still! I certainly think Belobog matches more closely than anywhere else haha. Like I don't see anything to the contrary.#I was actually looking stuff up because of another Sampo post I saw and there is actually a recipe description that maybe lends credit-#-to the idea that Sampo can and HAS broken into Qlipoth Fort before. More on that tomorrow maybe fdlksajfd

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pluvio-floret · 26 days

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..Nothing at all?

#my art #chilaios #tragedy au #hey hey hi come into this cave with me. It’s safe don’t worry. Yeah Idk the way out why do you ask. No no don’t run you’re here now #dungeon meshi #laichil #dunmeshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #laios #chilchuck #hey also there’s a broken heart looking thing here and yeah that’s not an accident I’m a little creature who likes stuffing stupid symbolis #in. yeah #ALTHOUGH. Now thinking. If you really think about it. If you extend meanings. If you ponder. If you know the context and if you connect the #heartbeat headcannon then it can be a little. A little thing into the au part of this #haha. Lies facedown and bleeds #actually I was undecided if the au part was when Chilchuck begs Laios to believe him that he’s <BEEP> or some later point when Laios’s back #& <WILHELM SCREAM>#probably the first one though. so …….#HAHa ANYWAY. Have fun with this. Or don’t. Idk if you got here by the main tag or by chilaios or what #But yeah #Yipee cartwheels away back into the trench #oh and #id in alt text #I don’t think I’m forgetting any tags so off you go little page of pain

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runningatypufullspeed · 4 months

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Taking a shit right now

Luscious locks more like abnormal algae haha amiright guys wink wink nudge nudge

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moeblob · 7 months

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I kinda maybe put a lot of my OC plot tag lines on a Wheel and gave it a spin so outta 79 options, it landed on "Cellphone Justice" which is... these two.

Matthew "Skittles" Mouse and Daisy Eddington

Partners in justice (of sorts). They're basically vigilantes and their orders are simply text messages. They don't really know who their bosses are but they do as they are told.

Skittles is a very mediocre guy. Doesn't stand out. The most color he has in his wardrobe is blue jeans. He's amazingly asexual and has zero interest in romance regardless of intimacy and yet he gets partnered with Daisy. The gayest lady he has ever met. Great start. She enjoys calling him fun little nicknames but seeing as they're monitored closely (via cell phones/technology) she is scolded and told to pick a single one. So she does. She dubs him Skittles. The candy as gay as her.

The one thing they have in common is their number one weakness: cute girls.

Daisy turns into a stuttering MESS of a human being. A disaster. At the mere sight of a cute girl. Skittles on the other hand is TERRIFIED of them. When asked, he simply blames his life growing up. Daisy doesn't really push the matter just thinks it's a little weird to be scared of every single cute girl (no offense to the not being afraid of her taken).

#my characters #like the entire thing with skittles is just he is SO boring looking and hes so scared of cute girls #and daisy thinks its REALLY FUNNY dude why are you scared of them haha girls are GREAT #and then she meets his younger sister and is like oh dang dude she is ADORABLE and she sees him practically shaking and sweating #surely its not THAT bad but ah no wait #two days pass and daisy is like oh my god shes horrifying ????? what the hell?#and growing up with her and trying to be a good big brother is all fine and dandy until the cute lil sister gets him hurt a lot #like hospital injuries from either protecting her or just .... somehow wrong place with her at the wrong times all the time #so he gets a fear of cute girls bc his lil sister is a cute monster who is the reason most of his limbs have been broken in the past #like broken leg ? that was from amelia and a stair case #the broken arm ? trying to help amelia get something out of a tree #the broken wrist ? catching amelia falling out of a tree #the other broken leg ? amelia -#the list goes on and on and he also got into multiple fights trying to keep her safe from guys #bc she really is just a cute lil innocent looking girl but shes a schemer and it does come back to bite her #except for she has a good big bro who took the repercussions when he could #daisy just watching her partner pale and shake and sweat when hes in the same room as his sister and daisy feels so bad for him #like hes really going through it even after all these years #but meeting amelia puts a lot into perspective for when daisy and skittles are out and about #cause hes very efficient and chill talking to dudes and to mature looking women #then he turns into a bundle of nerves at wide eyed innocence and daisy is like yeah ok i gotta #i gotta be a lil less gay for his sake only if hes around cause i cant make him talk to his biggest fear thats mean #shes still really gay but yeah it works out and she looks out for him and in turn he looks out for her and its great!#they become friends! yeehaw!#lil trivia is she was a drama kid in hs and he was on the baseball team but never really played or put effort into it #she was a straight a student and he very consciously maintained a c average through calculating grades and missing stuff on tests on purpos #anyway thank u if you read all the tags or even ty if you read just hte post itself #im sorry for ocing on main when its my own ocs #ill be back tomorrow with .... idk what

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khihi · 7 months

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really though as a generally really quiet kind of person who struggles expressing themselves a lot of the time i relate to jan wayyy too much

#there's the lanuage barrier for him too which must be extra difficult #but whenever it looks like he's almost zoning out in group interviews or he takes a little while to answer questions i'm like. girl me too #also it's nice when interviewers let him have that time to find his words without making it awkward or rushed <3 #idk it's nice seeing someone you relate to with something like this still have a group of people who love him so much #if he's not broken maybe i'm not either yknow #social anxiety go brrr haha 😎

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sysig · 3 months

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By the skin of your teeth (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #DAX #ZEX #Pyramid Head #The Captain #Blood #The cuts themselves are just black and white because I'm controlling myself lol - clearly not That much with the rest but hey!#Still it is a very nasty cut for how nonchalantly I've drawn them all haha - ZEX's back too he's just facing forward #I also momentarily forgot that he was in his uniform it's fine don't worry about it lol #All these speculations on where and how about the injuries and then just - What Uniform That I Am Enamoured By? Haha #I've done the same thing with DAX I keep forgetting about his poor ankle and then it comes up and I'm like ''Oh yeah haha I knew that''#How are some details so sticky and others so smoke-like! Some stay in my brain and others - pffbtl how silly #All the same it's still the Funnest Fun <3 #There's something so Extra delightful to have Seen a setpiece - an object - an idea - and then get to interact with it <3 <3 #Hitting Pyramid Head with Zelnick's frying pan! Forget PH I can't believe we had the budget for the skillet's appearance fee ♪♫ Hehehe #No but honestly Pyramid Head was incredible ✨ Wonderfully scary and distressing and tense and full of fallout! Terrible things!! ♪♫#I've never drawn him before so it was interesting! :0 His appearance in SH2 looks all squished #Like his belly is jutting out across from a broken spine! Quite spooky #I don't think I fully managed to capture that - kinda just looks like his hip bones are very prominent hehe - but maybe some other time :)#I hope they don't run into him again - for their sake tho haha ♪#DAX continually pulling ZEX behind him to try and protect him (and failing) was something I really Had to put to paper <3 #As well as snuggles!! Even before they got Really hurt I was like Oh everyone needs hugs so bad :'0 And they do!! They need so many hugs!#Maybe especially Zelnick poor Captain :'0 Give this boy a break #The injuries are more of a self-guide hehe I'm not sure how accurate they are - they Feel accurate based on handedness et al #I was the least sure for Zelnick since he got tossed (poor thing!) but at least bruises are always fun to draw hehe #The return of my rainbow bruises lol - I only use three colours they're just so vibrant!#DAX trying so~ hard not to be taken in hehe what could these feelings be! Familiarly repressed? No surely not ♪#Be nice ♫

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hecatesbroom · 6 months

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Ivy — some post-finale Golden Girls drabbles

There's a rose bush outside Hollingsworth Manor. It weaves and curls its branches around the tendrils of ivy climbing up their walls, blooming all the way up. It extends at least seven feet upwards. Dorothy knows this for a fact, because when she's standing next to it, with its green leaves and thorny branches, she has to tilt her head all the way back to see to the top.

They're beautiful. They're possibly the most luscious, colourful roses she's ever seen. But she cannot stand looking at them. They remind her of home — of the short, thornless Rose she left there, always sweet, impossibly prettier than even this miracle of nature's.

Whenever she enters the manor, Dorothy averts her eyes. She looks anywhere but at the roses that are nothing like her Rose at home.

How could she love these roses, when she's already left her heart behind with another?

Everyone here sounds like Blanche. With their long, drawn-out vowels, elaborate metaphors, and one tall tale after the other. It's no wonder Blanche is a child of the South, when every part of it seems to carry a piece of her. Dorothy feels her presence in the shape of the townsfolk's words, and is reminded of her absence with every drawling syllable.

Blanche's voice haunts her ears, here in the South. Because everyone speaks just enough like her for it to hurt, to emphasise the empty space next to Dorothy, and the coldness of her hands now that she can't grab Blanche's to warm her own with. But they're not Blanche, much as they sound like her.

Dorothy wishes she could shut out their voices the same way she stopped looking at roses. But she can't, so she'll just have to live with it.

It's what she wanted, after all.

All there's left of their love now is the branch of ivy woven into the empty space between Dorothy's ribs.

#what can i say? i was up at 3 am last night and @the-eclectic-wonderer's new fic still had me thinking about the show finale #and considering my usual inability to write anything less than 1k i figured it'd be fun to try to tell something in 150 words!#so here's two drabbles + a bonus line #(i know drabbles are usually 100 words but i *had* to add more! so they're 1.5 drabbles a piece now i guess haha)#oh- if you'd like to have your heart broken just a little more I suggest looking up the symbolism behind ivy #the golden girls #dorothy zbornak #blanche devereaux #rose nylund #golden wives #writing this reminded me that drabbles really aren't my thing; but it was a fun exercise anyway!#my writing

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probablygayattorneys · 2 years

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karma's a relaxing thought

aren't you envious that for you it's not?

(karma, taylor swift)

#phoenix wright: ace attorney #phoenix wright #manfred von karma #godot #kristoph gavin #queue takumi defense squad #*insert a 'karma is my boyfriend' wrightworth joke here #look what i made #oh lordy did this take time and effort #just the third gif alone had so many moving parts that my gifmaking app force quit itself at one point #and it took twenty minutes to export #tho that might say more about the age of the computer than it does the gif itself #my new computer is broken cause my cat knocked over a glass of water onto it #so i'm using a laptop that's over a decade old haha #BUT I WILL NOT LET OBSOLETE EQUIPMENT STOP ME FROM MAKING MY IDEAS #i actually have no criticisms for the tags this time #i worked hard on this and i think it turned out really cool

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monty-glasses-roxy · 7 months

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Here’s my messed up attempt at a horse (without references)

The legs tho

I mean

You're right about the legs going on for days lmao

I love your horse sdfsfs

#you see they are an anatomical nightmare #haha nightMARE lmao #I wanted to be on my laptop to answer this both to add a picture of an actual horse #and to add my own first attempt from before I said I was gonna learn to draw horses properly #(and then only tried like twice)#however I realised that I've. done a lot of horse stuff in my life and that was not the first time I'd broken it down into basic shapes-#and stuff so like. I realised it wouldn't be a fair comparison dsfdsf #I have a first otter attempt though from when I'd never drawn an otter before!#looks like a fuckin' dog!#drawing things you've never drawn before blind is really fun honestly #it's a laugh!! and then you try again after some tracing and some references and you're like #'wow... that looks SO much better' and it's great #but that first drawing is always fun to make I personally find it hilarious when I'm doing it #god I love this stuff ddgdfsg #i love your leggy horse it very much sparks joy #pop rox answers #friend art

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bee-somnoproblems · 3 months

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Was talking to sis about like, being early there for certain things before they got mass popularity, ex. Slime, fidgets certain celebrities

And one specific cover artist came up on the topic of “proof” which was jubyphonic

Still Renember when they released the absolute of a banger cover for “sugar song and bitter step” from blood blockade. And like, we’re so obsessively holding on to it (cuz we have it downloaded) and it’s the one song we refuse to let go of cuz the actual cover w jubys voice is relatively fucking hard to find

Already spent a good half hour trying to locate it online and all I could find where separate covers on a karaoke app which only has the lyrics but not her voice

Soo uhhh, yeah that’s it, just wanted to mention that lmao