#that's all pokey

[deconstructthesoup]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die theory: The Summoning is the only song in the whole show that's diagetic.

I guess an argument could be made for Bully the Bully and Bury the Bully being diagetic, since Richie outright says "OH NO, SHE'S SNAPPING" when Grace launches into the reprise, but I think it makes total sense for the Lords in Black to just... actually sing when people summon them.

I mean, you really think Pokey is the only LiB who's a theater kid? Nibbly gets his sacrifices through a beauty pageant, which is a whole song-and-dance thing. Blinky runs an amusement park where he has his Sniggles put on a musical. Wiggly is clearly a complete drama queen, to the point of having his cult sing his praises. And I'm willing to bet that Tinky enjoys a good music show, too---he's all about having fun.

Hell, even Webby canonically likes music, even if she doesn't know the difference between ukuleles and guitars. She sings Hannah to sleep and gives her songs to help her starve off nightmares.

Most of the time, the normal humans of Hatchetfield don't sing in real time, unless they're actively putting on a bit of a show---see Working Boys, Santa Claus is Goin' To High School, and The Barbeque Monologues. But when it's the Lords in Black, or those who directly serve them?

You'd better believe that they're singing up a storm.

[lesbianviolet]

hi. musical cosmic horrors In My Brain . they wont leave

[misterpseudonym]

when they call themselves the lords in black but they are the most eyebleeding neon pastel you will ever set your eyes on

[nocakesformissedith]

Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊

Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.

Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔

[swingingthehatchetnow]

r/AITA

u/WigglyWigg • 3y

AITA for nuking Moscow?

This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?

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TheBastardsBack • 3y

NTA. Your house, your rules, man.

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SingAlongPokotho • 3y

NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA

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WileySnake • 3y

NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.

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QueenB_itch • 3y

NTA. Good.

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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y

NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao

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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y

| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart

| at your personal amusement park?

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Jaegerbomb • 3y

Ha ha ha NTA

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Mouthface • 3y

NTA it was really funny.

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| Mouthface • 3y

| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.

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MoreBadder • 3y

r/MURICA

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Idontlikemusicals • 3y

NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell

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| Shitlips • 3y

| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.

| Assholes

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SpotlightOnMe • 3y

Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????

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X_Lee • 3y

u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?

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WitchlessWeb • 3y

YTA! That kills people!!

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[unvexes]

jagerman will rise!

[minthological]

hello, fwendy-wends!

i bring you my little painting of wiggog y'wrath because i am. not normal about him. haha

sketch + alt pics below the cut <3

the one above is before sealant, these ones are ~30 minutes after sealing! also tilted one a little so you can see the shinies better! highlights my beloved 💚

[dogsinhats]

Process of a possible pmd mini print ^^

[lilacthebooklover]

i just realized, the line "and i know it's a singular voice, paul" in "let it out" is a direct reference to pokey, whose title is 'the singular voice'. so that's neat :)

[bby-daesung]

Pokey Sweater Vest 💙

2/5 Lords in Black sweater vests

[3zethe3zr]

How I L👁👁K with he/him in my bio

Bonus phone details

[maskedteatime]

discovered an absolutely metal way to draw pokey

and yes i'll make something super edgy and "poetic" about it

[vitamin-zeeth]

Rewatchibg npmd and I love the subtle makeup on the lords in black sm. Wigglys green eyebrows nibbly and blinkys lipstick pokeys goo details tinkys yellow eyeshadow you are so special to me

[tabooiart]

doodled this. last week? a couple weeks ago? 10,000 years ago?

[acutemushroom]

Okay, so imagine Pokey learn that Richie is Paul's nephew. He would so use that to his advantage now that his soul is in the Black and White.

Pokotho : Now, brat. Do you have any information that would be useful to seduc- infect! infect Paul Matthews?

Richie : Holy shit my uncle's scored a God !

Pokotho : Shut up and just answer my questions...

[snarky-wallflower]

you know what’s super funny to me? Pokotho, the Singular Voice, the entity completely KNOWN for musicals and how he’s twisted them…has probably the least stage presence in the Summoning? He gets one solo line, and that’s it!