#greenpeace girl

[hilacopter]

[nocakesformissedith]

Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊

Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.

Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔

[cindytoast404]

hatchetfield textposts: tgwdlm edition

part 1, part 2, part 3

[ruthflemwad]

i’ve run out of ways to caption my hatchetfield textposts so i’m just throwing this one at you and hoping you all enjoy it

[peterfankoffski]

Is. Is this anything

[wetcatschwartzy]

who is hatcheting their field

edit : hopefully fixed the harmony image !

[gnomeantics]

NOT 2 MINUTES AFTER HER NAME IS REVEALED

[barcstravis]

sorry i tried to infect u w the apotheosis do u still think i’m hot

[ace7librarian]

Matt lang wrote that fucking hatchetfield trivia and went for tricks AND treats

[so-i-say-no-to-status-quo]

hatchetfield trivia question: what is greenpeace girl's name?

mariah: she has a name?

(lore drop!!!)

nick: it's harmony jones

[wigglyscardigan]

why is no one talking about how they named greenpeace girl harmony. HARMONY jones and she’s the first one to sing to paul and they have beef. HARMON-

[its-short-for-jackalope]

TGWDLM sketch dump <3

...i feel like maybe i should tone it down w/ my lens blur and vignette when i post sketches like these. might've gotten a little carried away this time, oops. 😅

click for quality!

reblogs rock, plz don't repost

[jamieontheroof]

THE GREEN PEACE GIRL IS LISTED AS ONE OF PAULS ENEMYS IN THE HATCHETVERSE WIKI

[hiya-duke]

[thelesbiandeli]

I see a lot of 'X character is related to Y character' headcanons, so here's one of my own:

Harmony Jones (Greenpeace Girl) is the eldest daughter of Solomon Lauter, who got a little too into politics, so Solomon bought her her own house in Hatchetfield as long as she didn't let anyone know that she was related to him. People clearly find her annoying, so why would Solomon want to stay connected with someone who could cost him the election?

[dailyhatchetfield]

yuo shoudl draw harmony jones... pweeze . :333333333

day 3 - can i interest you in saving the planet?