#that's not exaggeration. btw

[candycoatedrox]

looking through the tcrf pages for the splatoon games i am so. normal. oh my god

[kangals]

dumb ppl on super crunchy holistic dog blogs: “Dogs do not need medicine or special food, they will instinctively eat what is best for them and heal naturally :)”

my dog, seeing a lethal amount of pure raw garlic:

[partlyironic]

hey guys. remember this.

[homuracoded]

And historians would call them best friends

[vamprisms]

autism in films is like little rory can't make friends but he has figured out how to use advanced alien technology and the aliens are going to abduct him so he can teach them how to use autism powers. autism in real life is like i have to eat with this specific fork

[fanghusband]

a significant amount of my current problems would be solved by vampirism

[starrynightsxo]

cardan: jude... my sweet villain... darling god... my heart is a scabarous old thing but it is yours... marry me... become the queen of elfhame.

jude: ok.

cardan: *internally* SHE LOVES ME OMFG

[oodlyenough]

the most in-character bit of the ace attorney movie is at the end when edgeworth offers a handshake and phoenix takes a full 20 seconds of screentime to panic and wipe his palms on his pants before reciprocating

[sp1resong]

mspaint soul ocd compilation (some serious, some nonsensical, some both, some neither)

[bobosbillionsknives]

beautiful lab grown women !!

[zenscrypt]

I finally understand you fitpac/hideduo enjoyers because I am clawing at the walls thanks to pissa. first “my missa” then “missa is moon” then “yeah I could’ve [kissed him] better” like. q!phil. buddy. pal. we thought the jealous yearning we got last year was bad, but everything we’ve gotten from the beginning of this year to now is just- what the fuck. what’s going on here. got something to share with us, q!phil?

(ffs is this our “baby steps” OMEGALUL)

[raytorosaurus]

ppl in the pit next to me complaining abt jimmy eat world opening when "why couldn't it have been someone related, like fall out boy or panic at the disco".....you're not seeing heaven

[thecruellestmonth]

Batman never argues for the sake of compassion or rehabilitation in UTRH. Batman was especially callous, punitive, and lacking compassion throughout that early 00s era. He was not championing compassion, rehabilitation, redemption, justice system reform, or (HA!) abolitionism in UTRH—he did not have faith in those things for *the kind of people* whom Red Hood murdered, and he did not have faith in those things for Jason himself.

Every single person that Jason hurt is someone that Batman would hurt. Every single person that Jason murdered is someone that Batman would've unhesitatingly thrown away to rot in prison (a prison system explicitly shown and stated to be outrageously inhumane even by the horrifying standards of the USA).

If the person was lucky, then prison would reform him sufficiently that he could be employed through Wayne Enterprises (Gotham City's biggest employer, seemingly a monopoly on legal employment options for the formerly incarcerated) once he got out after... however long he'd been sentenced. Non-violent felonies can earn years, decades of prison time. Or if he was unlucky he'd be killed by one of the regular prison-breaks staged by Batman's rogues (including Red Hood that one time when a Batman kept him in prison, but more consistently by other repeat rogues).

Red Hood's argument is ''blah blah my crime is not like the other crime‚ my new cycle of violence is totally better than the current 20-year-old cycle of violence.'' Batman's argument is not "we can't throw criminals away‚ they're people just like us :("‚ but instead more like ''ew Jason has succumbed to his inherent criminal nature‚ sucks how he needs to be thrown away with the rest of the susperstitious and cowardly lot.''

[babyfairy]

it’s ppl on twitter saying that not masking is a trauma response now. we’re cooked as a society i fear

[hiemaldesirae]

Alastor manifests a conductor’s hat and dons it. “All aboard! Next stop: Royal Circle and the Morningstar Palace!” His face softens as Vox steps up. He offers his arm. “Shall we? If you ignore the warm, sponginess of the floor, Tim’s insides are quite comfortable.” Vox grins. “Sure. A train ride to an upcoming battle sounds weirdly romantic.” Alastor kisses the other Overlord’s knuckles. “I’m so glad you’re safe.” He whispers. “I don’t know what I’d do if I lost you.”

- Radio Healed The Video Star, Finale I (by Aspiring_Forest_Witch / @slash-is-my-weakness86)

ive been reading and rereading this fic from exams week actually. i dont know what exactly was put into the story but im assuming it was some sort of crack because this might be hands down the best thing ive ever read. i wanted to draw one of my favourite scenes (the train ride on shortline tim.... if anyone questions my taste just know that we all watched the original hazbin so youve no room to judge) ((good luck on ur job search btw author !! hoping u find one sooner than later, thanks sm for making this fic))

[fishfilletinacan]

Love the fact that when George was incapacitated, the gang was just like well. We might as well commit several crimes now. We might as well go and punch some senior citizens in the face while we’re at it