#the app so far is the worst | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

hjbender · 10 months

Text

Maybe it's me. I don't know. But I feel like Duolingo is trolling me.

I've been using the app for six months now. I still don't know how to count any numbers, the days of the week, the names of the months, essential verbs like "to be" or "to know", or important phrases like "Can you please speak slower?" or "I need help," but by God I can tell you "My crocodile is already at the theater" in perfect Russian.

#moy krokodil uzhe v teatre #tbf i'm just using it once a day #but like... it never covered the basics #it's all food and furniture. idgi #this is the third language and third different learning method i've had #first was classroom. then guided audio. now app #the app so far is the worst

13 notes · View notes

why-the-heck-not · 6 months

Text

a productive all-nighter starts by making a clear to do list & getting to work spending an hour or so searching for the music that hits the vibe just right

#it’s important #for the morale #but I found a new band I rly rly like so it wasn’t time wasted (best thing for morale)#tho they have only 4 songs so far so can’t fill the whole night with just that #but it can fill The Void so it's a start #(love finding bands that are like somewhat new instead of my usual ''omg I love this band'' 'only to find out they disbanded years ago)#(after deleting other social media apps I've been spending way too long times browsing Spotify but at least it's bringing me joy)#(except why THE FUCK are they trying to bring short-form content there also?? I refuse that's the worst way to find music)#also don't ask me why I'm doing an all-nighter ik I do these way too often it's great (sarcasm)#i'm dumb and been too anxious the past days so haven't done shit and now am in deep trouble #but luckily for me the anxiety turned today to the ''I'll never sleep so time goes by slower''-mode #instead the usual ''will have billion naps as a form of escapism'' which sucks ass #april 2024 #2024

72 notes · View notes

eggsistential-basket · 18 days

Text

oho! found a new enemy! pymetrics!!! Jesus Christ using digit span and reaction time to judge whether a candidate would be a good hire is straight up discriminatory and would not tell you shit about whether or not they're a good candidate. none of these tasks are anything like something you'd see in real life unless a client was throwing balls at you or some shit. legitimately awful. will probably not get the job for this. honestly probably because the "hard" version of the spacebar task was easy as shit. also requiring me to stare at a screen at red and green dots meant the color negative cancelled the colors out and I couldn't see the colors as it went on. absolute dogshit.

#god i hate this process #is whatever miniscule thing this is telling you worth blacklisting candidates #who are real life people #did you know I'm a real life person #in real life #this is legitimately the worst thing I've seen so far in this process #this whole thing is absolute shit being good at job apps does not mean you'll be good at the job #did we learn nothing from standardized tests #extremely frustrated #actually nauseated #eggsistential speaks

11 notes · View notes

waitinginthecorner · 24 days

Text

Ever since I got back from "vacation" I've been stuck because I had a lowkey debilitating mental break but it's also been very subtle. Another humpty dumpty type of situation. I was feeling so inspired and ready and then the reality set in and I felt so small again and set in my ways and maybe I am but I still want to fight with all I have against all the awfulness of myself. Anyway I'm finally getting around to doing laundry and cleaning up. I want to get my room changed up by the spring at the latest. I need to get my huge nasty solid wooden dressers out by the end of September, self inflicted time frame. I'm gonna do it this time I dont care how much I have to fight. I'm gonna finally taking myself seriously since I'm so sick of feeling like no one else does. Amen

#xoxo #also i was gonna try to add a song to this but omfg when did tumblrs audio search get so bad...worst part abt restarting so far #ugly ass app fr. so difficult and ridiculous to manage

2 notes · View notes

red-dyed-sarumane · 1 month

Note

hi forfy ily ^-^

hi rottel ily too :3

#asks #rottel #im home chilling so the spiraling is going as well as it can be #in any case i think the nnd apps are getting revived in a few minutes (if i can read) so i grt to go theu the rime tag again yay yippee #i may or may not expand on my spiraling on the other blog #but know this is like. far from the worst & im not in any danger so.#appreciate u!!!!!! reaching out. thank u

2 notes · View notes

bimiio · 2 years

Text

tumblr if u don’t put my blog back on the bottom right corner of the mobile app and get rid of this little fucking digital mall kiosk u’ve replaced it with RN…..

#HAAAAAAATE IT #absolute worst update so far #it’s making me wanna stay off da app it’s literally dat bad😭

50 notes · View notes

mrfoox · 8 months

Text

I'd love to date an woman, unfortunately they are too pretty for me or wouldn't match at all personality wise with me 😔

#miranda talking shit #I guess I'm using the wrong app for it but mein gott #I've come across two amazing dykes and both lived so far away like.... I'd love for them to sweep me off my feet #But I got no drivers license so I would be the worst inconvenience on them :/#Other ladies who have similar interests and vibes seem to be faaaar between or have like multiple partners #I think I would be willing to try an poly relationship if we were three but all I've seen are like “I have many partners” feels like a big #Leap to attempt for me since I have no experience. Anyway uuh.... Women.... Amazing and I have not enough to offer ever :c #Being an ugly loser is hard work mein gott #Let me cry for a moment I'll be over it eventuellt but today is one of those days man #Maybe I find it easier to see men bc I feel I'm never enough for women out there #Like girl you could have anyone.... Little old me only got my undying love and devotion and two cats to offer

4 notes · View notes

aelyosos · 1 year

Text

i love talking abt ocean god i jst ! love talking abt him

#sam.txt #oc talk: ocean #oc: ocean #i've finally gotten together a Word doc 4 most of his backstory during his adolescence #there's still all the rest of his backstory to unpack and i've gotta rewrite it all so it's Comprehensible #but even jst to have what i have in the Word doc is so nice ! like it's there #it's finally written somewhere other than on my notes app or on discord or in my head or w/e #neway this is also a thank u to any1 who's ever asked me abt him or shown interest #bc i can't believe i've gotten this far w an oc; i have such a terrible habit of creating & moving on too fast #but ocean is still here after a yr and a half and OUGH 🥺#also i'm sry any kind of content abt him takes me forever to get to i'm the actual worst #wow look at all these tags someone's chatty today 😳

18 notes · View notes

dumbassacademia · 2 years

Text

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in months

(101 Most Horrible Tortures In History-Stephen Liddell)

(also if you’re confused the word “away” in reference to the prisoners is supposed to be “awake”)

#literally typed torture devices into my ebook app and bookmarked the first three results #this one has possibly the worst rating but by far covers the most methods #this is for research purposes #just btw #so I was looking for a big compilation of them and this was the best suited to my purposes so I dove in #and I scared my dogs laughing #Iron Maiden #tw torture #I don’t know if that’s necessary bc this is obviously not graphic but I felt like I should throw it in there #just in case #da research #dumbass academia #writing #historical academia #dark academia #chaotic academia #da history #god I love writing too many tags #anyway this is funny #idk I felt like I should share #but yeah the like one review was like #it’s full of typos!#and I was like nahhhh #and then I stared at away for like fifteen seconds bc I was like why would they want to keep prisoners away #but it’s still a good jumping off point and it’s enjoyable #I’ve trained my brain to figure out the worst typos through years of shitty fanfiction #and they say it doesn’t have literary value 🙄

13 notes · View notes

iamonlyperson · 1 year

Text

love nobody didn't ask for tumblr live like delete this shit

#also it kills my music like LET ME LISTEN MUSIC WHILE USING THIS GODDAMN APP #tumblr live is the worst feature so far next to the paying category #if you were able to remove the group chat thingy then you can also delete this feature too because we don't need them #trust me #i speak for everyone when we say we don't want this

2 notes · View notes

coffee-without-anesthetics · 2 years

Text

YOU WILL NOT GO UNDER 70% UNFORGIVEN. YOU'RE STAYING COMFORTABLY BELOW MIKOTO'S T1 RESULTS

#doing my part by daily voting on my phone + pc so i get to vote twice #because i vote both on the site and on the app i got through an apk #cheating the system to get this girl the worst verdict ration so far #waiting ofc for kotoko to see who'll end up with a worse percentage #elio reblogs #post anesthetics posts

4 notes · View notes

toastsnaffler · 1 year

Text

istg one of these days.......

#ya know that post thats like texting lesbians: its throw bowling balls down the stairs day u better be game #one of my fave posts ever in the world #anyway my lesbian flatmate texts like the straight female friend part of that post and i love her but its killing me #its endearing but its so hard not to read it as flirty stoppitttt im already dedicating so much work to repressing this little crush 😭#ALSO THAT POST THATS LIKE FLIRTING W GIRLS WILL HAVE U ADDING :3 TO UR TEXTS literally so true but I dont think she means it like that 😭😭#like she talks to everyone that way I remember when I first met her me + my ex spent ages trying to work out if she was gay #bc we were so sure she had a gay vibe but every text felt like it was pointing the other way..... the vindication when I found out she WAS #anyway my resolve weakens with every 😘 emoji like im already thinking abt it dont give me any more ideas !!!!#its not even embarrassing anymore like how am i supposed to exist near someone like her WITHOUT ever having a gay thought #so im not sorry if she sees this. i take rejection like a champ dont be shy #but genuinely tho i dont think shes interested shes just cute like that. and idw make things weird cuz we're still living together next yr #itd be suchh a pain if i made things awkward right when we need to find a place. and anyway my best case is our 3rd flatmates WORST #i wouldnt do that to him god forbid #buuuut...... nope ok enough of that im going back to bed its almost 1am #this is what HAPPENS when u have insomnia tuning into the crazy radio every night #need to get onto dating apps and find smth new to distract me before this gets out of hand....... buttttt i dont want to >:|#its ok my patience is infinite i like playing the long game. i was into my ex for 2 and a half years before i made any moves #i can wait this one out too either itll happen eventually or itll pass. we're good #ok thats GOODNIGHT from me if u read this far wow ur nosy arent u...... jk ily sleep well everyone #muah all round #.diaries

5 notes · View notes

babisawyer · 1 year

Text

paramount+ has given up on me suddenly so I've only been able to watch a tiny bit of scream 6 so far.

#🐇#it's better than five at this point it could still go downhill though #I enjoyed the opening scene with samara weaving but I feel like it dragged on for too long #and I actually really enjoyed jason as a potential ghostface BUT that scene also dragged on a little too long #jason is sort of what I've been wanting from this franchise just some guy who is obsessed with the movies and becomes a ghostface killer #he forgets that sidney is real and that these are real stories and not just a slasher series #him listening to the last podcast on the left and ice nine kills also tells me he's the worst guy I've never met so I loved those details #lmfao like that was a very specific and pointed character design detail I wouldn't have expected #I also appreciate that sam has become a villain publicly just because she's a girl lmfao very relatable #I've only just gotten to the frat party so I haven't seen much but I appreciate them showing the different ways the group is dealing with #trauma I'm kinda surprised that they're bothering covering it. before sidney was really the only one allowed to have trauma #it's better but still not great. the dialogue has improved but it's still cheesy in a way I don't think was intended #like the therapy session with sam was kinda cringe when I think it could've felt way more important #also I've only known quinn for .5 seconds but as a baby faced skankola I appreciate the representation it's very nice to see #yeah. that's it so far. the app still isn't working god bless who knows if I'll ever finish

2 notes · View notes

mayspicer · 5 months

Text

Ok, the boss is no more! There were some super stressful moments but surprisingly we all survived o:

My animal companion got hit with disintegrate, but we had hero points to make him avoid it. I would cry actually, because disintegrate means no resurrection x_x

The war is prevented! At least this one, because Cayden's party is right at the center of a much bigger one just starting. Today we saved the country. Cayden is trying to not even save the whole world, just maybe slow the whole thing down and save as much people as possible...

#majek says shit #I have the diamond for a raise animal companion spell but it can only be used if you have a body and even then there are restrictions #and Kela wouldn't even know about it until after the fight because she got trapped between a wall of force and a stone golem?#or a stone Big Humanoid Fucker idk what that technically was but it would've killed me pretty fast #and it all was in an area of supernatural darkness emanating from the powergamer's character...#which interfered with so much of everyone else's actions and we even addressed it before the session that it's a bad idea to cast this #but its ok because HE will be able to see through it and HE won't be targeted easily:))))#he also almost ended the encounter in the first round of proper combat...#by using mechanics so outrageous but technically ambiguous enough that our GM can't deny them by using only RAW...#and he prefers to settle arguments by going as RAW as possible...#and it wasn't a problem until now when we have a player who exploits to an actually unbelievable extent #we shared our character sheets online yesterday and I finally saw his... still have no idea how the character works #because like half the stuff is custom and missing from the app #he has 9 AC in the app and allegedly 32 AC before buffs...#and the GM says the math checks out but 1. nobody saw that math besides him and 2. so far he trusted that player without too much questions #and only recently he actually realised he's been manipulated multiple times when me and some others started dismantling that players actions #I so hope this was the last session with that person #the worst thing is I think he's an ok guy when I'm not playing any kind of game with him #and I understand different people find enjoyment in different aspects of games - his being figuring out how far he can go with the rules #and there are whole groups of people who like to play like that and enjoy the challenge of making the most broken “build” possible #but the rest of the group are not that kind of people. maybe some like to have fun with researching what's possible #but it's never the purpose of the game and these things dont find their way into the actual game #I'm actually considering the possibility of just leaving the campaign if he stays there... I know I whine a lot in the tags #about different players that get on my nerves for various reasons. it sounds like I'm never happy about anything #but our group is big and we play together as a friend group in 4 different campaigns now (I'm in 3 of them)#and every one of these smaller groups has it's issues. sometimes it's the characters not matching and sometimes different expectations #or interpersonal stuff that can be worked out. this here is not a group composition issue because the powergaming attitude is everywhere #it's impossible to talk casually between sessions and confronting the guy leads to like actual temper tantrums #literally said “the fuck do I care if the party dies I'm not gonna be useful anymore” after the GM gave him feedback to maybe ease it up #he never says things like that when the gm or me are present but we still get info. he just can't be confronted by the gm like that

1 note · View note

oolong-strawbby · 10 months

Text

christ I need to stop buying clothes (I haven’t even touched bottoms yet… a bottomless pit tis I)

#autistically taking pics of every item in my wardrobe for the Whering app #181 items so far #worst part is that this isn’t even all of it #I found some stuff to declutter and sell #self

0 notes

pastelvillaines11 · 10 months

Text

I fucking hate dating apps

#of all the horrible and vile pestilent things #humanity and capitalist dystopia hell spawned #dating apps are by far one of the worst things #I hate those things so much #from hells heart I stab at them #for hates’ sake I spit at them

1 note · View note