#the assistant hs

[jojotier]

It has come to my attention that "lusus" is actually Latin and the first half of "lusus naturae", roughly translating into "sport of nature" or "playing nature". A lusus is Literally A Simulcarum Of A Real Natural Animal and implied to not actually be a real animal that evolved from the land, meaning: Where Did They Come From And What Did Alternia Do To The Real Animals

[sicc-nasti]

UM OK SO ur doodle inspired me to make a design for Brodie so Happy Homestuck 2 update everyone heres ur murder clown mailman

[xxacid-milkixx]

made these a few weeks ago when i was bored in ecology class

[fortjester]

getting so distracted from writing bc im coming up w fucked up things for gpa harley to be doing if given access to the modern internet. i think he'd have a social media manager that posts the most whack out of context videos of him ever. shit w disclaimer banners on it that warn you not to try this at home bc the stuff in the video is done by professionals. gpa harley is not a professional. he shouldn't be doin that either

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

People saying Shoko is the only one left from the time she was a highschool student; wrong

I mean. Kinda. It depends on how you see it ?

Ijichi was here y'know ? He might have not been as impacted as the others about Haibara's death and Geto's.. becoming a mass murderer genocidal cult leader doubt that. He must have been impacted has well even if he wasn't as close to them as the others were. He knew them for less time but it's still a shock. But he was there. He witnessed it happening to his senpai. He was here when Gojo and Shoko and later Nanami graduated.

Shoko and Ijichi are the only one left from this generation

[ridiasfangirlings]

Arsene Lupin AU! Arsene Lupin AU! Reisi (or Izumo) doing the elegant thief thing. Ridia, what do you think?

Ooh I really like the idea of Gentleman Thief Munakata, I feel like he would really enjoy this kind of role XD Imagine this as like his double life too, like he’s a proper government official by day and a thief by night. Munakata enjoys working outside the law though he also considers himself a force for justice, his thievery is often in pursuit of righting wrongs or punishing the unjust. I imagine him being really smooth as a thief too, just imagine him with a cape (he absolutely has a cape and swirls it around dramatically constantly) and a top hat, plotting elaborate heists. He leaves a sparkling calling card when he’s intending to do a job, because he finds it most amusing when there’s a little challenge to his jobs.

I could see Munakata really enjoying most complex heists and seemingly ‘impenetrable’ safehouses, like he looks at every security setup as something of a puzzle that he alone can solve. Imagine him stealing some valuable artwork that has a secret code hidden inside which he needs in order to reveal a corrupt government official, the artwork is stored in a locked room in the museum with only the best security devices around it. Munakata uses his position as a government official to visit during the day, quietly memorizing the entire layout of the museum with only a glance, making small talk with the curator and even charming the guards so that he can get the best idea of what this job will entail. Then after leaving he doubles back and secretly leaves his calling card as he spends the rest of the day prepping for his magnificent heist. The museum is surrounded by cops and then Munakata just appears in the spotlights on the roof, bowing and doffing his hat as he says it is a shame but he must be off with the artwork, which he has already stolen. The police are dumbfounded and Munakata is just proud and victorious, this was as always a most enjoyable challenge. 

[mainfaggot]

i need to work at a little coffee shop slash brunch place with outdoor seating so that i can wear one of those stupid little aprons and hold an idiotic little notepad

[hillhouses]

i really have no patience for normal people i can’t imagine life without color like that

[fen--harel]

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[strongxsurvivors]

closed starter for @drnkdazed // ft. colby rae hyatt and xander reed, an artist manager and vampire that recently moved into town and needed an interior designer.

"do you really think i’m humble enough to ask for your help if i wasn’t truly fucking desperate?" xander practically spat out with a roll of his eyes. an unexpected reunion between the two had xander on edge -- especially when he knew he couldn't trust simply leaving and that she wouldn't leak his secret. "it doesn't hurt, i promise. i can even make you forget that it happened. but, i really need some," he bartered, alluding to his hunger.

[subatoism]

Hope everyone is feeling motivated today ☀️

[afabkaidou]

I need someone to bang my head into a wall until I do my stupid OTA homework

[gggoldfinch]

Job listings are an employer's wishlist. Please still apply to entry level jobs that claim to require experience. They literally waive that 'requirement' almost every time because it's impossible to be entry level AND have experience.

so true anon so true

[beautifuninthesilence]

Mika getting the assist on Chris Kreider’s 500th point and 280th goal is so fitting I’m going to cry

[glacioclasm]

every time i think about school i get so sad

[kitaniwolfusthemun]

Okay so this bitch is stiff af and I'm not sure how to fix it. Any pointers? Redlines welcome.