Types of Stardew Valley Players when Romancing People:
Type A: Makes different farms to romance each bachelor/bachelorette.
Type B: Romances everyone on one profile, by marrying and divorcing each person.
Type C: Makes a new farm with the intention of marrying a different person, but always goes back to their one true love. Whether they married someone else before meeting their one true love depends on if they are Type C-A (married someone else before trying their true love's route) or Type C-B (found their true love first).
Type D: Saw the one and fell in love instantly. They shall never romance anyone else. They will make numerous different profiles with the sole intention of just going through their heart events all over again. They will never dream of divorcing them. Has never romanced anyone else and probably never will. They are obsessed with their partner, giving them gifts every single day, talking to them as much as they can in one day (every day), and they probably get no real work done on the farm.
Type E: Type D, but make it a healthy relationship.
Y'all can probably guess which one I am.
*cough cough* I AM OBSESSED WITH HARVEY *cough cough*
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since the farm used to be owned by the farmer’s grandpa do you think they used to visit stardew as a kid and used to play with some of the residents who have been their all their lives? Looking at tadpoles with lil seb and maru, exploring the fields with tiny abby, listening to the radio with Sam and baby Vince, and reading picture books with Penny?
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So basically I roughly sketched all the Stardew Valley marriage candidates to create a height chart to reference for myself while drawing but then I colored them and they looked all rainbow and pretty so I decided to share 🥹
I think in game Sam is so tall because of his hair but I also believe that my husband is a big boi in general, so he and Elliott stand the tallest while Alex is a short buff king also idk why he's so fruity in this, let's say it's post coming out For the girlies Penny is canonically tiny, and Leah is our dream elf woman that lives in the woods
can you tell I have ships in mind
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small crackfic request ??? anwyays, how would Seb, Abigail and Sam (seperately) react/say if you asked them "Would you still love me if i turned into a frog???☹️" HAHA TYSM
I love this idea so much. What more can I say? T0T
I sometimes wonder the exact same thing-
Enjoy this fun little crackfic!
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Sebastian, Abigail, and Sam with a Farmer Who Asks, "Would you Still Love me if I Turned into a Frog?"
Abigail:
What???
Honestly, she's a bit confused. She had absolutely no idea where that question had even come from. One second you two are playing games and the next you're asking a question like that? What's the connection??
She starts laughing at the silly question. You couldn't mean it literally, right?
"You've been around Sebastian too much babe."
She doesn't take it seriously until you give her that face.
She feels a little bad if she hurt your feelings. She didn't mean to! She just... didn't know you actually meant it so seriously!
"Aww baby don't look so sad it's making me feel bad! You know I'd love you if you were a frog! I'd still love you if you were the slimiest, weirdest looking frog ever!"
Is that a compliment??? Was that an insult?? You don't even know. At least you know she'll be stuck with you forever, right?
Sam:
You instantly got this man giggling. Not in the way Abi was, where he doesn't take you seriously at all, but more of just a flustered, sort of teasing giggle.
"Sunshine, of course I would."
You felt at ease he said it in such a kind way. It instantly makes you sigh in relief.
"...Though, it would be hard. I mean... I wouldn't be able to take you to many places like I do now. Wait... You wouldn't even be able to farm! A chicken might eat you or something too if you try to be cool with other animals! -"
...He's overthinking the question.
He suddenly looks panicked, grabbing you by the shoulders.
"Babe, how are you gonna come to my concerts? What would my family say if you were a frog!?"
He suddenly rests his head on yours, his mouth lifting into a bit of a smirk when out of your view.
"Just don't turn into a frog, okay? That would kinda suck."
Sebastian:
"Yes."
He didn't even think about it. His answer just kinda flew out of his mouth when he comprehended the question at hand.
He gives you a soft smile, resting his face in his hand as he stared at you with pure adoration.
"I'd get you a little frog house and a little frog farm. I'll make sure you're the happiest frog on the planet."
You turned bright red. It was just a goof and a gaff kinda question Seb not a serious life or death one.
He realized what he said, blushing a bit and avoiding your eyes.
"Sorry... Too weird?"
Not even in the slightest. He's just... A cute, frog loving dude T_T
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"Rip _ you would've loved _" Trend Ft. The bachelor(ette)s
Rip Alex, you would've loved the TikTok shop and saturdays are for the boys
Rip Elliot, you would've loved Cannibalism used as a metaphor for love and Hozier
Rip Harvey, you would've loved The Bachelor and Keurig
Rip Sam, you would've loved Shoe Gaze and Literal Memes
Rip Sebastian, (my love) you would've loved League of Legends and vape mods
Rip Shane, you would've loved South Park and Crocs
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Rip Abigail, you would've loved Final Fantasy and MLP infected au tiktoks
Rip Emily, you would've loved simply nailogical and cake carts
Rip Haley, you would've loved Pink Whitney and saying "I'm just a girl"
Rip Leah, you would've loved Brittany Broski and The Crane Wives
Rip Maru, you would've loved Chat GPT and Grays Anatomy
Rip Penny, you would've loved Sour Dough starters and Wordle
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