#the best fragrance

[fleshdyke]

butch and femme jeremy fragrance

[surreal-duck]

nui shenanigans

[femmehysteria]

I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls

LAST POLL ON THIS BLOG FROM TOMORROW THEY'LL BE POSTED @best-character-named-x-poll

[azumasoroshi]

just remembered that luke atmey said that edgeworth acknowledged godot as the best prosecutor in the country despite him not having participated in any trials as a prosecutor at that point, which is incredibly funny because:

either luke atmey is bullshitting everything to make godot sound cooler to intimidate phoenix (canon - snakefashion)

edgeworth just has that little respect for every other prosecutor in the country that he was like yknow what yeah the best prosecutor is the one that hasn't prosecuted anything, it's all downhill from there

edgeworth knew that godot planned to face off against wright and he was like "oh no we don't do that newbie stuff here, you need to sound super powerful and ominous so that the other NPCs can make you sound threatening to phoenix otherwise you're not a worthy rival, here i'll spread the word that you're the best prosecutor in the country" and godot was like uhhhhh ok???

or edgeworth spins a wheel every time he leaves the country to see who will get the "best prosecutor in the country" title and this time it was godot

edgeworth picked the first name that he could remember off the top of his head (kosmickasper) which is funny because that implies he remembers NONE of the paynes

edgeworth ONLY remembers the paynes and was like "no. i refuse to name them as the best prosecutors" and godot walked in like hey can i get a job and edgeworth was like YOU. YOU'RE THE NEW BEST PROSECUTOR and godot was like sweeeet (anon)

godot won the annual prosecutor's office bingo competition (kosmickasper)

edgeworth was being sarcastic but he only has one tone of voice outside of court so luke thought he was being serious (theflamingmarshmallow)

edgeworth was telling a white lie like yeah good defense attorney = good prosecutor id believe it (themindoflore)

godot walked into edgeworth's office with a recorder while he was distracted and was like hey am i the best prosecutor in the country and edgeworth was like what huh yeah sure and godot keeps playing it in front of everyone like check it (detective-gum-chew) (i misread this one and thought edgeworth was distracted with a recorder like the instrument and thought wow that's oddly specific LMFAO)

there was actual prosecutor that edgeworth respected named godot and named him the best prosecutor and diego heard of him and was like well if he's retired/dead im sure he wont mind me yoinking his name for a little bit (pandoratheprocrasticreator)

godot told edgeworth that he wouldn't forgive him for his antics in the first two cases until he told everyone godot was the best (romanticsapcalebmalphas)

edgeworth was making a joke about the guy from waiting for godot and it completely flew over luke's head (theflyingsealion)

edgeworth was talking about godot's theme (which SLAPS) being the superior prosecutor theme and not godot himself (bee--lzebub)

luke asked edgeworth about godot and edgeworth was like well if he's going against wright he must be pretty epic. also be sure to tell wright that it'd be funny (animaticx - also side note but the idea of luke atmey and edgeworth sitting around having tea together and gossiping is REALLY funny to me)

if anyone has other ideas ill add them lmfao this is comedy gold to me

edit holy shit you guys have a lot of ideas

[chucklechampion]

Emergency Custom Fragrance Sale to Save My Best Friend’s Life

hey everyone, my name is ren and his is my special little buddy hocus pocus

he’s been by my side for years and he’s my best friend. recently we’ve had issues with a terrible flea infestation that left him very sick. we took him to the vet yesterday and were given some devastating news. not only have the fleas made him incredibly anemic to the point of having a red blood cell count of 9, but he has contracted FeLV, feline leukemia virus. due to the FeLV he’s having a hard time recovering his red blood cell count on his own and the vet has recommended he receive a blood transfusion. however, she told us that it would have to be done by an emergency vet and would cost at least $1000, and then everything else he needs to stay healthy on top of that. we’ve fallen on hard times recently like countless others, and can barely afford to pay rent let alone what equates to two weeks worth of work at my job.

if anyone would be interested, i’m designing, making and selling custom perfumes and colognes for very cheap. all you need to do is tell me what types of scents you like and i can create a one of a kind fragrance made just for you! if you receive the bottle and decide you like it i’ll be writing down the recipes so that they can be recreated. i can also create custom fragrance oils if you have a specific scent you’d like in your perfume!

currently they are being bottled in 3ml vials but if you’d like more i can absolutely accommodate.

my current prices are $5 + shipping for a 3ml bottle and $15 + shipping for a 10ml bottle.

if you’re interested but can’t afford the pricing, i’m perfectly willing to work with you!!

every cent of this will go towards helping save hocus pocus’s life, and i will not turn my nose up at any donation you can afford.

if you’re interested, please dm me for more details!

[raining-dreams]

Best Chloé Bourgeois Quotes

Pizza? Blegh! Don't get that peasant food anywhere near me!

No, excuse me but you are trying to steal my friend from me, with homework!

Make it sound purrrrfect for my presentation. See what I did there? I made a cat joke. Ah! I can be funny!

My locker is my secret garden! He who enters uninvited burglarizes my inner being and steals my life force!

"Boo-hoo-hoo! I'm so sorry, miss, but after what happened in the library, I simply couldn't work on my project! It would've been too… traumatic! Just look what it's done to my… my… hair!" …Oh, please. Who's going to believe that?!

(Kim: How about a dance with an awesome guy?) I'd love it. Where is he?

I already know what I wanna be when school is over, rich, because I'm already rich.

(And last but not least....)

Ridiculous utterly ridiculous!

[demobatman]

i love joseph quinn because he leans into being just some freak guy. hes so awkward in photoshoots. he answers interview questions so lackadaisically. he'll lick his costars hand in the same interview. he will only talk about pistachio affogato. i want to dissect him.

[spittyfishy]

She’s been akumatized five times and slayed every single one

[foxilayde]

Well well well, what do we have here?

He’s an Aēsop girlie!?

The reverence hand balm. You bougie boy.

Notes: Bergamot, Vetiver, Petitgrain.

And oh what’s this?

Only a psychopath would know what this shadowed Half-turned tube is on first glance…

GOTCHA!

Virtue hair styling cream.

Notes: Sweet orange, cypress.

[leyhunter]

Handmade Zoro candles from Etsy! The left is in an upcycled soda can (I've had the soda before too and it's pretty tasty). The right is a woodwick candle and I think I'm gonna burn that one first. Can't wait for the jar to be empty...

[devoted-to-colin-farrell]

"I haven't been a big wearer of fragrances in my last 38 years but I think Intenso is really, really beautiful. Of course, Dolce & Gabbana is an extremely easy fit for me because those boys have been dressing me for ten years now."

I have to giggle at the name ‘intenso’ 😁

“For me, it's [Dolce & Gabbana] Intenso. If I'm wearing cologne, that's the one. It doesn't overpower; it's delicate, but it's still masculine."

[alfos001]

Zero inspiration for drawing new stuff today. So I figured I'd have fun and try a sketch of the best coffee-loving prosecutor's Mugshot. It Was kinda fun just to sketch and color all fast and loose. Could see myself doing a few more like this for sure. :)

[prismatic-skies]

Designed/drew graphics & banner art for one of my best sellers, Ambered Tobacco Leaf, for the June 2024 release for Prismatic Skies.

I’m pretty happy about it. I can’t remember the last time I drew anything botanical but it was fun!

The site is in maintenance mode and will be back online June 1, 2024 for the new releases that I am making.

I’m very excited about these new blends that I have created!

And I’m always super happy to bring this blend back. Not only is it one of my best sellers, but it’s also one of my personal favorites.

I get a lot of customers DMing, emailing, and texting me to make them custom loaves of this blend and I always get super excited because I tend to make an art project out of it, haha!

I’ll have to find one of the loaves that I made for one of my regular customers, because I totally went ham on it!

🤎❤️🧡💛🤎❤️🧡💛🤎❤️🧡💛

[reverecurrent]

got my septum pierced today!!!

[malik-al-bukhoor]

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[letstalkbeautyuk]

Miller Harris L'Eau Magnetic EDP

Miller Harris was founded 15 years ago by expert parfumer Lyn Harris who spent five years training in Paris, then in Grasse at Robertet, the world’s leader in natural aromatic ingredients. Whilst respecting tradition, Miller Harris strives to push the boundaries, creating exquisitely crafted fragrances that are innovative yet timeless. Miller Harris perfumes are beautiful, luxurious and…