Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4
bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid
(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)
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went a little nuts and made a batman au joker and got really invested. i dont even go here.
in short, it's one of the morality switcheroo kinds, so bats is a "villain" (gone full crime eradication mode and stamped out any empathy. bruce has like. taken over gotham and keeps funding cops and surveillance.) and joker's a..... well. hes not a hero but he is here to ruin a billionaire's day and well if he ends up helping people out so be it. He's just a scrungly little guy and that's everyone else's problem.
(yes that is Dick in that one doodle)
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☆ h-o-t-t-o-g-o
you can take me hot to go ! ☆
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fanfic idea where percy is on the cusp of receiving his final recommendation later and despite doing everything that was asked of him, he doesn't earn it. he's quick to anger because he's done everything the gods have asked of him since he was twelve. he's quick to anger because he fought in a war on his sixteenth birthday to dismantle a neglectful system that still exists. he's quick to anger because he never wanted to be a half-blood. he just wanted to save his mom and got trapped in a vicious cycle. and as angry as he is, he does not lead a revolt or attempt to destroy the gods. instead, he gives up his sword and asks his father to remove his powers because all he wants is a normal life, and he's going to get that with or without the gods' help.
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OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING.
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER.
HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS?
I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER.
FAILURE.
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