#the brother's grimm

[the-writing-mobster]

Baby Face Ch. 26 Timeskip Prose~ 💖🫶🏻🦋

Months pass like semi trucks on the freeway. 

Fleeting embraces. 

Laughter chasing each other down the hallway. 

Noogies messing up her hair. 

Lyrics scribbled down at red lights. 

Raucous hooting and hollering through the streets. 

The skateboard was smashed by a bus. Yikes. Jonas would live though. Sans bought him a new one. They painted it together. Sans scribbled a smiley face on the bottom, an homage to sweet things that made his soul melt. 

Parties.

Music. 

Concerts. 

Classes. 

Homework. 

Blurring color. 

Like driving eighty on the interstate. Lights blurring into each other. Time passing and taking the pain with it. 

Tests. 

Flirtation through library books. 

Sage advice. Yo stay away from that guy, he’s fucking weird as shit. 

Giggling in the bathroom stalls. 

A plus! 

Pssssstttttt — WHOOP! Shit. The fuzz! Good thing Sans can teleport. Always came in handy. 

Shit, a B minus! I thought I was good at math! Standard form is kicking my ass! 

Please don’t be mad. Just do your best. I love you. 

Hugs. And ice cream! 

SATs. He purposefully scored low. 

His mother was pissed but she didn’t say anything. It wasn’t worth another fight. Fighting with Sans only pushed him away. Pushed him away…

Maybe he shouldn’t have done that. 

“Can I please come with you?”  

Whelp. No more smoking weed. Damnit. Papyrus needed to get out of the house though. Guilt. 

“Asriel, are you okay?” 

“I’m moving schools.” 

“We’ll figure something out. I promise.” 

Pinkie promises, but what could they do? 

Promises. 

Pretty pleases? 

Pretty pleases with a cherry on top? 

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The vibes tbh:

 

[enchantedbook]

'The Goose Girl at the Well' from Grimm's Fairytales by Rie Cramer, 1922

[dommnics]

Sleeping Beauty (1959) turned 65, and it remains still such a beautiful film. It's one of my favourite quintessential fantasy films, and I adore princess Aurora and Maleficent!

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[marzipanandminutiae]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

YOU'RE TELLING ME

THE TITLE CARD FROM CINDERELLA (1950) EXPLICITLY SAYS IT'S BASED ON THE PERRAULT VERSION OF THE STORY???

WE COULD HAVE AVOIDED ALL THE SANCTIMONIOUS EDGELORDS SMARMING ABOUT HOW "well Disney toned it down; the One True Grimms' Original akschully has blood and no fairy and feet getting cut up, so there" IF THEY HAD JUST

BOTHERED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOVIE AND THEN GOOGLE "PERRAULT CINDERELLA???"

excuse me I need to go scream into a pillow

(I'm not saying Ashenputtel isn't possibly older as a folktale than its 1812 publication date in the Grimms' book, but Perrault's version was published in the 1690s. so...)

[tarisbackyard]

Here's how to write an authentic Grimm style fairytale, brought to you by a Certified German TM:

Forget everything Disney movies taught you, besides maybe Snowwhite, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty. But even those are on thin fucking ice. Also ignore modern fantasy literature conventions, especially Dungeons & Dragons type stuff.

Ideally only the protagonist or none of the characters ought to have names. And the names should either be really fucking ordinary, or some kind of epithet. Like, either that's a Franz or a Bramblesock, cause when Bramblesock was a child he lost a sock in a shrub of brambles. Everyone else is either the king, the grandma, or the carpenter.

The common types of protagonist: Regular working class guy who cons his way into a life of riches, poor downtrodden peasant who through hardworking kindness is granted salvation (usually via gaining riches), too pure too good for this world princess who can't catch a fucking break, too nasty too bratty for this world princess who gets taught a lesson in humility.

The characters are generally very one note and the only kind of character growth they can experience boils down to "maybe I shouldn't have been a dick, huh?"

The location is either as vague as possible or super fucking specific for no reason; either the story takes place literally nowhere or in the town of Buxtehude.

Animals and inanimate objects that can talk for no apparent reason and no one bats an eye at are always a great addition.

If you want to add any fantasy races, use giants (large, dumb brutes), dwarves (angry little guys who live in the wilderness and get really angry if you touch their beards), or gnomes (mischievous house spirits who might be helpful but watch out!), but never more than one of these. Fairies are rare and usually the "tall beautiful wise woman" type, not the small annoying pixie type. Dragons are very pointedly no-where to be found, those distinctly belong in sagas, which are their own distinct type of literature.

Weird moral of the story that either boils down to "be smarter than all the other fuckers", "good things happen to good people, bad things happen to bad people", or "don't upset the supernatural".

Random tidbits of gore that no one bats an eye at.

Witches eat children, if a mother gets more than single line dedicated to her she's evil, fathers are spineless and/or assholes who either die or come around in the end.

Ugly means evil, pretty means good. Except when it doesn't.

Optional: Repeated rhyming phrases and numbers. Seventh son of a seventh son kinda stuff. The numbers 3, 7, 12, and 13 in particular.

Ideally a 19th century scholar should be able to read some clumsy Germanic pagan wishful thinking into the story, no matter how big and obvious the Christian overtones are.

Optional: Start the story with "Once upon a time" and end it with "And if they didn't die, then they are still alive today."

[thefugitivesaint]

Elenore Plaisted Abbott (1875-1935), 'The King's Daughter…', ''Grimm's Fairy Tales'', 1920

[onscreenkisses]

K I S S O G R A P H Y : ↳ Heath Ledger

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) / Julia Stiles TWO HANDS (1999) / Rose Byrne THE PATRIOT (2000) / Lisa Brenner A KNIGHT'S TALE (2001) / Shannyn Sossomon THE FOUR FEATHERS (2002) / Kate Hudson NED KELLY (2003) / Naomi Watts BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005) / Michelle Williams BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005) / Jake Gyllenhaal THE BROTHERS GRIMM (2005) / Lena Headey CASANOVA (2005) / Sienna Miller CANDY (2006) / Abbie Cornish I'M NOT THERE (2007) / Charlotte Gainsbourg

[vebokki]

number one truther of simon drools in his sleep and baz finds it terribly charming

[sugarbear2001]

Hollywood needs to bring this genre back.

[charmed-n-zesty]

[ancientsstudies]

Arthur Rackham’s Illustrations for the Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales.

[enchantedbook]

'The Seven Ravens' illustrated by Franz Stsssen, (1869 - 1949).

[dommnics]

2021 - 2024

Some more Snow White's (with birbs) I've done over the years!

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[atomic-chronoscaph]

Grimm's Fairy Tales - art by Arthur Rackham (1909)

[trizlette]

Just thinking about how much Spencer Reid would have loved teaching his kids (or just the kids of the BAU) about the REAL fairy tales. Like this man info dumps about everything you know he’s going to be ranting about the explicit death of Hansel and Gretal’s witch and how they actually turned her into a pie and ate her along with the rest of her house. Or the fact that Rapunzel’s prince had his eyes gorged out and she didn’t have “magic” hair to fix it. And the kids are all into it; like I imagine toddler Jack and Henry sitting on the carpet in front of him and he’s holding his little girl and instead of crying they’re all asking him questions.

“Uncle Spence what happened to Pinocchio’s cricket after Pinocchio grabbed the hammer?”

“Dad when you say Cinderella’s sisters’ eyes were plucked out did the nice birdies eat them?”

And all the parents are horrified when they read the kids like baby fairy tales and they start correcting them like Spencer does

[thefugitivesaint]

Eleanor Vere Boyle (1825-1916), ''Beauty and the Beast'', 1875 "After supper every night, the Beast asked Beauty to be his wife: and every night she said him nay." Source