#the comments make me giggle

[otrtbs]

i delete any hate comment on ahb! that i see bc i’m not the one except for the for the very first hate comment ever. which came directly after i uploaded the final chapters of that story. ironically, the person who left it was the first person to read the whole fic in its entirety (ouch! but i digress). i keep the little hate comment up as a relic. the first hater ever if you will. imagine there’s a gold frame around it.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[bisexualjohnseed]

Estrogen could have saved her

[sutjak]

Fight Club headcanons ↴

Narrator

Autism food kinda guy, chicken nuggies (unseasoned) and apple sauce

Puts random shit in his mouth and accidentally eats a lot of it

Prefers weed tbh (NO edibles)

Wears women's undergarments

Outwardly masc

New Jersey :(

Really likes muted colors, Tyler's clothes sometimes give him headaches

Has been institutionalized before for sure

Very gay (he doesn't know)

Definitely threatens suicide and will go through with it just to win arguments

Subby for Tyler but also emotionally manipulates him (they are equals and as bad as each other)

Pervert in an Edwardian type of way, very shameful

Has a special blankie at the house that he hides from his roommate

Libertarian(?)

Tries to pet every animal he sees

Bitemark scars inside his mouth

Extreme cattiness

HATES kids

Marla is his manic pixie dream girl (platonically)

Tyler

Psychological warfare turns him on

Anarcho-communism all the way

Wears femme men's clothes or women's shirts and sometimes will wear dresses for Narrator

Disaster Bi slut

Cheats on Narrator all the time (no he doesn't get away with it, there have been many broken bones)

Over spices his food to the point of inedibility for everyone else

Hotboxes cars with cig smoke because he's an asshole

Actually decent at chess

Will do anything for $20

Versatile power bottom/bossy top

Emotional toxic masculinity

Probably is a baby daddy

The one who meticulously catalogues and restocks the first aid

Only reason Tyler has a driver's license is because he fucked the girl at the DMV

Crust punk in highschool (ew)

From North Carolina

LOVES cars, very much a car guy

Violent snuggler

Adores children

Is also misanthropic

Dad rock listener

Marla

Bestfriends with Narrator (even if he denies it)

Likes to make friendship bracelets

Nymphomaniac

Beautiful Princess Disorder :)

Shopaholic

Doesn't use labels

Very physically affectionate

Likes Narrator more than Tyler

Smells like rotting flowers

Not much of a drinker, only benzos and nic

Pretty goth gf why wont anyone date her :(

Wears briefs no bra or very complicated lingerie (no in-between)

Femme Fatale

Has killed a man

Crochets stuffed animals and granny square blankets

Listens to shitty Pop music unironically

Spearmint kind of girl, FUCK peppermint

Loves those stuffed gnomes you find in a Khol's and has a collection in her closet

Bitter foods are her favorite

Award for most STDs at one time

Breeding kink

Chicago girlie

Passenger princess all the way, never learned to drive

[sketchy-tour]

and you were worried your style wouldn't fit the idea, and yet there it is! looks wonderful, amazing job friend :DD

hope you draw him and more stuff like it in general <33

Jdjdjdjs Awaaah squishing my cheeks and kicking my feet

Thank you!!! I just feel my art is so round and doesn't lend to the "cool and moody" look very well but augh! The mental image was so vivid in my mind screaming to exist!

AnyWAY!!! I'm glad yall enjoy my silly idea! Now my headcanon has a visual and I can infect others with the brain rot~ Beta playing pool upon thee!!!!!!!!!!

[etheries1015]

Anytime I see my mutuals pop up on my activity feed I always do this little dance idk how to describe it

It includes giggling and kicking my feet

🥺🥺🥺 smooching all my moots because it always brightens my day when I see you 😭🥺💜

[taaalia]

tori was fucking awesome but giving hermie/anthony/the literal joker a 4 is factually incorrect

[munamania]

MORE RUBY CRUZ BOTTOMS BTS PICTURES!!! WE MADE IT

[iamthecomet]

-starts building a pillow fort in your askbox because I'm in here so often-

This one requires a bit of set up, but here goes; RainDrop roommates scenario.

The church is doing some renovations, and that means shifting the ghouls around a bit temporarily and putting them into whatever available space they have.

Somehow Rain and Dew wind up sharing the tiniest room out of the lot.

It's big enough that they can fit their beds in there, and there's an attached bathroom, but they have to share, and, "For fuck's sake why do you have so much stuff?!" "Just because you have two shirts-" "Could you stop fucking farting?!" "I HAVE IBS YOU BITCH-"

It's not going well at all.

They're basically at each other's throats despite normally getting along very well.

And then one morning, they come out of their room and all of the other ghouls are like, "Something happened."

The whole morning is tense and awkward, and then Cumulus, poor, dear sweet Cumulus, accidentally offers Dew some cookies and he basically shrieks, "I SAW HIS PENIS!" like he just realized what happened, and, well, now at least Cumulus knows, too.

Elsewhere, Rain is having an existential crisis, because he got out of the shower, realized he left his towel on his bed, fresh from the laundry, and figured he could just grab it, because Dew was asleep and-

Dew was not asleep.

Never mind that Dew had woken up because he was gonna jack off thinking Rain had already left the room.

So they were both in the room with their dicks at and, well, "Oh, it kind bends a little to the left, huh?"

Suffice to say things from then on are just, yeah.

-placing stuffed animals around-

I didn't mean to sit on this one so long, Lamp but it makes me giggle EVERY SINGLE TIME I read it. These fucking guys, you know? Rain and Dew both strike me as ghouls who need their alone time. They're both too much like cats. They'll come find you when they want attention but until they leave them alone. So it's no wonder that they want to kill each other when forced into a small space. I'm just dying over Dew's trauma. Poor Dew. Not expecting an eye-full of Rain dick. Unable to handle it. Bet they get along better after that though.

[yanderemommabean]

Dumb AU idea where prisoners with “yandere traits and tendencies” are placed in a separate block or building, one’s who have darlings are typically fine to interact with but ones who don’t and have been showing obsessive signs are to be supervised and never left alone with a single staff member or inmate.

Then there’s you. The prison nurse or doctor whichever you fancy, having to have personal exams on the patients and having multiple “suitors” telling you how much they want you and love you.

One of them being like “I’d kill for you…I already have life in here anyway. Just say the word love, I’ll slit as many throats as I can-“

Just a very muddled idea that I really like. It’s not crystal clear I know I’m sorry but maybe this can feed some of yall? Feel free to send more musings and ideas for this!

-Mommabean

[pinkfey]

some comments after karlach killed gortash that make me die inside

[leafy-m]

My stupid story is 20k now how I do make it stop 😵

[navree]

Let's be honest, and I say this with full offense, Lucerys Velaryon is the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of the Dance of the Dragons. He is meant to be a sacrificial lamb to kick off the entire war proper. If we had gotten a full season of development with him like we did with the younger cast in Game of Thrones, I guarantee more people would've felt something. The only reason I personally feel bad is from a baseline level of empathy, because he was a child who was placed in an unwinnable situation due to his mom being completely irresponsible with him and his brothers.

However…

The comparison between Lucerys and Aemond is no contest. Love him or hate him, Aemond has an actual personality and goals when we first meet him. There's enough dimension in Aemond as a child to showcase the potential for sympathy between him and Jace at the funeral, a scene they didn't need to put in, but they did, which emphasizes his own innocence. Even before he breaks bad fully in S1E10, he's still far more compelling to watch due to the number of scenes allocated to him and his dynamic with other people.

This is where you and I are going to disagree just a bit, because Lucerys does do something in S1E07 and S1E08. He gouges out the eye of a family member and petulantly whines that he “didn’t do anything!” when confronted with the possibility of getting in trouble for it, then years later has the nerve and complete lack of sense to giggle at the person he permanently maimed only hours after his legitimacy was publicly called into question (again) and resulted in a murder. The narrative (perhaps unintentionally) glosses over these moments in favor of portraying him as good, whereas if you read between the lines, you can see that as being an oversimplification. The problem is that because S1 was truncated, secondary characters like Lucerys don’t receive screentime dedicated to portraying anything other than a single personality trait. Unfortunately, because of his role in the text and the way it was adapted for television, there was never a chance that Lucerys would be interesting.

I don't even have anything to add, this is just objectively correct.

[linkvcr]

I remember when i first played skyward sword i went around everywhere and asked fay about all the npcs, i knew ALL the gossip in and out of skyloft. I recommend it its really fun

ohhhh trust i talk to every npc and scoured the wiki for fi's comments about them constantly. shes so funny LMFAOOOO

my fave thing is talking to every npc you can before anything in the game happens. cute and funny dialogue that most ppl miss

[amazingmsme]

Uh, yeah I’ll give you one better

Works better than any tag system ever could! 😊

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

so i just imagined augustus picking chosen up and now i'm unwell