#the fan service theyre doing>>>
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I truly was like "what in the loser-core 'challengers' is about to happen here??"

so....yeah 🤭
#smosh#truly insane#the fan service theyre doing>>>#and its all unscripted too which is...#angela giarratana#damien haas#chanse mccrary#also this would make chanse the zendaya of this equation and thats just perfect so#damangela#danse#or is it#chamien#changela#spud hut#sput hut: a smosh sitcom#*noses in yall*
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R-TRUTH MEETS THE BIG BONEDEDLINE BLOODLINE WWE SMACKDOWN (MAY 30, 2025)
#wrestling#wwe#solo sikoa#r-truth#jc mateo#jacob fatu#the bloodline#long post#the way solos lips kept twitching lmao#stop making that poor man fight for his life to stay in character#hes probably so happy his current character allows for him to get away with smiling and chuckling more#r-truth isnt being released btw hes just trying to scare-motivate me into finishing my gifsets faster 🙃#this was such a good episode of smackdown finally and this was THEE best part of the entire night#and they just let him go. k.#wwe is so annoying bc its like they WANT fans to hate them#and be miserable watching the product#im just tired at this point#blah blah theyre a corporation what do you ex- shut up#they keep getting rid of talent that stay proving theyre GOOD for the product that they provide NEEDED services#he has always been so good and beloved in anything they added him to a genuine skill at comedy thats so valuable#but nah we gotta keep room for logan paul and whatever openly bigoted 21 year old soccer playing gymnast tries out for them
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Ohhh I am trying so hard not to get mad at people online you have to believe me but that post about bloodborne liking women is driving me a little bit crazy not gonna lie. We can all so clearly see and point out misogyny in ds (um. Im hoping at least) so why can't we ever do it in bloodborne? Even though its the same people? What about bloodborne makes you think theyre feminists all of a sudden. Because it talks about women? Okay, but that's not how that works, a work that disregards women is misogynistic, that much everyone knows, but a work that does talk about women but portray them in a weird light can also very much be. Also whenever people say bloodborne is about women or femininity, a huge chunk of the time what they mean is bloodborne is about motherhood and pregnancy. Which is true, but thats... Not what womanhood is thats not what women are about you can't just reduce women as a concept to birth. And motherhood. And being caretakers. Almost every woman in bloodborne has less agency than their men counterparts, most of them are more strongly abused, shown as complacent and weak and only exist to serve. Even maria has no agency and is constantly driven back to the fact she was gman's apprentice and following he and laurence's orders. She has little identity outside of them in written down ingame lore and the one time she did something outside of them, is the one time she became a caretaker (because all women are it seems). The fact the og lady maria npc even exists is even worse on that part. I'm using her as an example because shes the one people most often take as an example of bb being good about women (look theres a strong female character!) but it's obviously much more than just her, just look at arianna and adella for more than one second. The only npcs i can think of that i would consider Actually Good And Normal About Women are eileen and fauxsefka. And i mean actual npcs im not counting bosses that we dont know much about on a personal level (like rom and amelia)
What I'm trying to say is, i think it's awesome when people have feminist interpretations of bloodborne and i think its a good thing to take those female characters for yourself and its a good thing to make the game as transgender and gay as you want it to be, and its perfect soil for that too, i do it all the time and find many many themes in it by myself, but we can't keep lying to ourselves that it was any good at it on its own. It's soulsborne for fuck's sake it has Always been Really Weird about women and minorities just look at ds look at firekeepers and gwyndolin and many other examples. Bloodborne isnt exempt from that just because men are writing about pregnancy as horror.
#i swear i say this every month but like i feel strongly about this#slsborne isnt 'inherently gay' WE made it#and thats a compliment to us and not the writers#the writers did not intend to make it as gay & trans & feminist as we interpreted it#that much is very clear to me#its completely ok and awesome to celebrate bb as like trans culture and whatnot#i do that too im always talking about how its an extremely trans game#but we have to remember its because we saw ourselves in it and made it so not because the writers made it so#miyazaki is absolutely not a feminist icon or whatever#theres always more i have to say about this but i cant ever figure out how to word it#the thing is the way women are in this game are fine if they were isolated cases#but its the fact that they almost all are Like That that makes it bad#cuz believe me i love women with issues and women that r horrible people and women that are doomed to have no agency#i think theyre always the most interesting characters. but thats in cases where its not All Of Them#when its All Of Them that r like that it says something abt the writers more than anything#my worst curse is that i badly love female characters that are forced to be serviceable#im the blood saints fan im the firekeepers fan. but i see and know how absolutely fucking shitty of a trope they are#bc they dont exist in a vaccuum#writing tag
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almost finished watching c2bc and holy FUCK I have not properly hated any character this much in so long.
dear service bell and beer keg, personally: FUCK YOU.
if they don't get eliminated in the upcoming episodes im gonna break a window i swear :3
firepound and mirrorbook my beloved tho except they got FUCKLED OVER
#c2bc#c2bc neg#sorry service bell and beer keg fans#osc neg#idk how else to hide this#i quite liked glitchy but the fact theyre in an alliance with beer keg makes me So mad#why do they keep going with his shit and backing him up#tagging for kito
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ody and athenas last interaction actually made me sob by the way
#theyre... not besties.#jorge didn't do fan service in this one and I love him even more for it#from odys pov the curtness is understandable#but gods#athena with her voice so defeated#knowing she almost DIED for him#but also knowing that.. he isn't wrong. knowing that right now she isn't the priority. devastating.
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yeah yknow while i dont think portable ops serves that well a bridge between even mgs3 & peacewalker much less mgs3 & mgs4 I do think giving players more time w/ zero, paramedic, sigint, and even campbell to an extent was a good call given their increased importance to the story in 4 yknow, kind of give more of the hints to the roles they would play it wouldve been a bit jarring if they just had the 1 game that doesnt really hint towards any of thi[looks at the execution of the mgs1/2 casts inclusion] ah shit
#ashen.rambles#idk how to explain this other then like. beyond snake and otacon alot of these solid era characters inclusions feel like shallow fan servic#WHICH I DONT THINK THEY SHOOOULD BEE#uh snake otacon and Naomi but. holds Naomi girl what did they do to u#BUT LIKEE mei ling is just. there! vamp is just. there! i like that meryl wears a bandana now to show the impact snake on her dont get her#motivations and her group plays an embarassingly small role in reality despite how much the game pretends otherwise#rose is just. there! raidens in his emo boy arc and i respect that he says europe and dies. idk his b plot couldve been done better#hes really just here to be grey fox again#<- AND ANOTHER THING. THE REFERENCES TO SHADOW MOSES IN THIS W/ THE BOSSES DOESNT FEEL CLEVER#like it does in 2 bc like the whole point of 2 is that theyre doing shadow moses again to test raiden#here its like. look its shadow moses but we made them women! sad women! sad women where drebin will explain their tragic backstory to after#u put them down#look! its the sorrow! and mantis! look its the ufo line from 2! look look! and its like augh#lotta these characters deserved better#i get that its trying to tie up alllll da loose ends. didnt do a good job lol
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i hope knetizens have only warm sides of their pillow
#just saw the wonu and jun vid of them singing candy at the fansign and bruv what has jun done to piss you fake fans off now#the answer is absolutely nothing some people man they just dont deserve to interact with idols because at the end of the day#theyre providing you a service you paid for okay sure but theyre human beings for flips sake just because he doesnt spend every waking hour#thinking of you (no idol does omd) doesnt mean he should be treated differently just because hes working as an actor for a little bit again#hes done so much for you all just for these fraudulent fans to treat him like this so much so that boo even had to call everyone out wth man#seventeen#wen junhui#boo seungkwan#jeon wonwoo#do better.
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Last night @linkisatransfem and I watched The Last Voyage of the Demeter. So quick question for y'all....is the Dracula in that form bc he chooses to be or because he has to be? Does this Dracula stay looking like Nosferatu all the time???
#basically is this one a shapeshifter or are we avoiding copyright issues?#also why not hint at our boi Scary Oldman?#i know theyre separate but cmon#do us a fan service#the last voyage of the demeter#Dracula
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Ateez could have disappeared after releasing Hala Hala and I think I would still be posting about them like damn they popped tf off with that one
But then they did Wonderland??? Leave some for the rest of us damn
Horizon after that? Okay guys, take a break, you've earned i-
FIREWORKS?! THE LEADERS?! THE BLACK CAT NERO?! DEJA VU?!
Stop! Stop! She's already dead!
The entirety of The World series??? Are you KIDDING ME??????
#theory: theyre putting out banger after banger so they can ALL do their military service at the same time#its the only way we'll get a fucking SECOND to breathe#and then theyll come back with something that whips ass so hard that we'll have to invent something beyond platinum#ateez#fan theory#blah blah blah#QQ more
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icb theres another ansy date they gatekeep
#this is like the 4th ones that im aware of i think#2 girls + 1 cat = gay#“finally choosing smtg nice for once” lmfaoo anon kept flopping on dates and yet soyo never actually rejects her anyway soo#she needs to teach me her ways#theyre so cute i deserve to be shot in the head#avmg#they need to stop gatekeeping omg what abt my sanity#anyways its soyo bday today this is so silly but ngl i do feel happy my unwell babieeeeee ilyyy 💛💛💛😭😭#its fanservice but im the fan being serviced
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for the zelda ask game: 🎭😔👊⛩️
🎭 When you play Zelda games, do you imagine being Link yourself, or is Link a separate character to you? Basically, are you Link, or is Link a separate character?
I always consider Link to be his own separate character. There's juuust enough to him most games that he has his own character, and I'm not usually one to go full self-insert with video game characters unless that's what the game is really going for. So I generally consider him to be his own separate character.
😔 Least Favorite Zelda character?
Hhhmmmmmmm normally I would say Jolene (and i think she was my answer for a similar ask game a few years ago) but I'm trying to get myself to at least somewhat appreciate her so it would be kind of counterproductive to say it's her. But it's Jolene.
👊 Favorite Zelda Villain/Boss?
Yeah no Bellum is my favorite Zelda villain... also my favorite boss! I think he's a silly little thing and a lot of fun to think wayyyy to hard about and I really like the variety between the three segments of his extended fight, plus just on a story level his whole fight is really cool. I would normally say I wish more was done with him but I can make do with crumbs so it's fine actually. I kind of want a little plushie of him.
⛩️ Favorite Zelda Dungeon/Location?
Hm... it's hard to decide on just one favorite dungeon, I've always been fond of albw's dungeons and both oot and mm have really good dungeons, but I think I'd have to pick the fire sanctuary from Skyward Sword. I really like sksw's dungeons a lot, and the fire sanctuary especially just... looks really nice and is fun to spend time figuring out. I think it's the one I enjoy the most, while the others are just fine or have some snag to them. With locations, I’m a fan of albw’s Hyrule and Lorule, and Clock Town is probably my favorite town in the entire series.
#asks#doomed-era#salty talks#loz#legend of zelda#very phantom hourglass brained but sksw also owns me in a sense. big fan of control schemes that everyone else hates#not gonna tag games or anything this took me long enoguh so maybe ill be quick in tags? likely not#genuinely struggled to think of any other loz characters i actively dislike beyond a little eh i dont like em#cuz either i just dont really care? or i generally like em jolene might be the only loz character i genuinely cannot stand#its that combo of annoying game mechanic and character traits/personality/whatever thats just like. man i dont enjoy this at all#anyways. i think the general control scheme of sksw and the fact that i tend to play standing up helps me enjoy the dungeons a lot more#also they just are really cool. i love albw's dungeons sm and oot + mm dungeons are incredible but ough sksw#ph is fine lol. as much as i love it the dungeons are eh theyre serviceable theyre fine#i think some loz characters i kinda dont like are like. botw/totk link (oversaturation and totk taints everything it touches for me) that#one creep by gerudo town in botw/totk mayyyybe tingle but thats nothing new uuhhhh. god i dont really have any i dont like#cuz like with botw/totk none of the characters get enough screentime for me to give much of a shit#and for the other games i generally like all of the characters? its the fuckin. ph tunnel vision i have the strongest feelings abt ph#i do like the temple of the ocean king. and a minor location i like is that one island with the fairy upgrade spring thing#its a neat little island. and link just has too much going on w/ his place in the story and whatever that hes his own thing for me#also like. as. a fic writer. i kind of have to view link as his own separate character anyways#skyward sword scratches an itch in my brain i love the gameplay sm. i also really love its visual style its a nice game to look at#oot and mm are just like. good??? i replayed oot recently and ofc its fucks but i need to replay mm so bad i dont think ive ever replayed i#im just extremely fond of albw since its the first loz game i actually finished and i just spent a lot of time with it while younger
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i need to stop scrolling through the watcher stuff i feel like im not seeing anything new its just the same arguments over and over again
#i keep seeing stuff i disagree with and wanting to respond but i dont want to argue with people online#and also i feel like i have to word things really carefully#because of Reading Comprehension or lack thereof#and i dont have the energy to write a fucking essay about whether or not the people who want to make high quality videos should move to a#not saying its your fault either. shit is fucked. but#service where they have a regular monthly income#or make the lower quality stuff that was good and that fans liked but that the creators themselves werent happy with#their current budget didnt allow them to make the quality of stuff they wanted to while paying all of their employees well#so theyre doing something that they thought would help solve that#idk people keep saying theyre fans because of the creators rather than the quality of the art#but the creators want to make higher quality stuff#and instead of encouraging the creators to make what they want to make people are tearing into them#like you dont have to subscribe to the channel. no one is making you do that#it is not shane or ryan or stevens fault that you cant afford a subscription fee#they dont control the economy or grocery inflation etc#theyre paying their employees well and thats all the control they have over anyones income#theyre doing what little they can#i just think if youre gonna complain about the excessive number of streaming services and the high costs for them#the independent companies trying to make good content in line with good values while paying everyone involved what theyre worth#are maybe not the ones you should be blaming for the situation#when there are behemoths like netflix who dont give a shit about their content and prioritize profit over everything else
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Question 1: do you believe that house would be categorized as a hero or a villain in the venture bros universe
Question 2: which of doctor houses cases most closely resembles billy grafting a ponys face onto the abdomen of a well known celebrity for unspecified reasons
it's so funny that white gets labelled as the villain and billy the hero in any which way but zeus considering billy has spent the last 20 years committing medical malpractice and performing kidnap-related surgeries to give guild members two heads and meanwhile white got billy's hand bitten off 20 years ago and has been on the couch playing gta 1 through 5 ever since
#the venture bros#as a fan of both vbros and house md this is so so funny to me#house destroyed a hospital plumbing system and caused the ceiling to collapse#and has repeatedly shown 0 moral ground#the fact he performs life saving diagnostic services is not even remotely on his radar as a motivation to do what he does#and i do not think he would be interested in billys surgeries beyond going “cool” because theyre not puzzles#chase on the other hand
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DPxDC Prompt: Phantom is the first hero.
Phantom first appeared when Batman was a mere ghost story on Gotham streets and Superman was just a few rumors of a floating guy in Kansas.
He showed up on a broadcast for the new musician literally the entire world was obsessed with.
Some strange glowing kid beat up the lead singer and sucked her up in into a thermos, leaving everyone dazed and confused. He left before the audience could gain their bearings and process that they’d just been mind-controlled into practically worshiping what’s-her-face moments ago.
Not a couple of weeks later, the Mayor of Amity claimed on live television that Phantom was kidnapping, and he quickly became a controversial figure.
Was he just some kid trying his best to save the people of Amity from ghosts or was he a super-powered individual running around using his abilities to parade around, showing off willy-nilly regardless of the casualties?
Lawmakers in the US started arguing over ghosts— over Phantom entirely. There was no precedent. They started passing laws that would later be the foundation for many Meta hate laws. (Laws the Justice League would have a hell of a time dismantling.)
Meanwhile, someone takes it into their own hands to put a million-dollar bounty on Phantom.
No one stopped to think that they are hunting a hero— that Phantom helped exponentially more than he hurt. The only thing standing in between the destruction of Amity and peace was one young teenager, and very few people seemed offended by the prospect.
Phantom avoided the bounty hunters and went on a robbery spree—seemingly to prove he couldn’t be stopped.
A few weeks later, Amity disappeared in its entirety for three days— not entirely a surprise, something like that happened— and came back with battle scars and footage of The Ghost boy (invis-o-bill) declaring his name to be Phantom before storming off to fight the evil ghost king.
The controversies kept coming:
Phantom is ruining Christmas. Phantom is controlling the weather. The entirety of Amity Park is falling asleep.
Regardless, Phantom became so popular he was a household name. He had fans— mostly in Amity– and reached the height of popularity when he defeated a powerful plant ghost that took over most of the Midwest with a smirk and a snappy comeback.
Then the Mayor of Amity– a new guy– hired a group of ghost hunters called “Masters Blasters”.
The group had some things Phantom never did: Training, financial backing, a media presence from day one, better tech, Zany personalities and, least controversial of all, they were all entirely human.
For months, they took down ghost after ghost, dwindling down the ghost population to a mere handful while Phantom struggled to keep up.
The last video of Phantom includes him accusing the Masters Blasters of something unspoken— that he “knew what they were doing with the ghosts.” He wasn’t happy about it. The petty rivalry quickly turned into a battle.
The people of Amity quickly became more resentful of the people charging them for their services and fighting their local hero. They were quickly chased out of town.
But Phantom was never seen again.
None of the ghosts that once populated Amity were ever seen again.
There was no backup for Phantom. No paranoid bats checking up on their fellow heroes. Three years after his initial debut, Phantom – and just about every ghost-related thing faded into obscurity as Metas took the scene.
There were wonderful American themed superheroes saving the world from Alien threats and Phantom was quickly forgotten in the rise of the Justice League.
Over the next decade, hundreds of heroes will emerge worldwide, and the public will soon learn a lot about how heroes operate.
They will see what teen heroes normally look like– what they look like when they have support and when they don’t. When they’re clearly sleep deprived and overwhelmed and trying their best. They see heroes when theyre mind controlled and scared and hiding injuries.
Too little too late for Phantom.
Bonus (optional):
Years later: Batman had more mentees(kids) than anyone can keep track of, Superman had two super boys. Teen heroes were abundant and the Justice League has been established for well over a decade.
If anyone asks the first hero was Wonder Woman— she was around during the World Wars, wasn’t she? And if not, it must have been Superman for saving Metropolis in his first well-broadcast appearance.
Through one mishap or another they ended up in the realm between worlds and find themselves in a throne room made up of creepy gothic architecture. skeletons of the undead lined the walls and figures with one big eyeball for heads stared at them from where they huddled in groups along the outlets of the room.
A boy sat on an uncomfortable throne of stone, wearing kingly regalia for someone much larger than himself. His crown rested around his neck like a spiked collar, a glowing green chain connected from the crown to the floor.
He had dull, glowing green eyes and limp snow-white hair. The boy hadn’t aged a day since his first appearance yet still changed so much.
He wasn’t surly or contemptuous like how he is remembered. Rather, Phantom was quick to provide them with a way back home and thank the heroes for taking care of Earth while he was gone.
He smiled derisively at the hero's concern, revealing that there had been an asteroid— one that he couldn’t get rid of using his usual abilities. He sold his soul for the crown and ring, gaining enough power to divert the Asteroid’s path.
He had infinite powers at his finger tips and the price was that he was being run ragged trying to solve petty disputes and fight cosmic horrors while his “council” delighted in the power of the throne without any of the responsibility.
#Dealers choice what made Phantom disappear and why he came back#dc x dp writing prompt#dp x dc#dpxdc#danny phantom#justice league#writing prompt#any additions or ideas would be greatly appreciated#not that I'd use them#I just like when people yap at me
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TABLE 3 | JJK ch 2
“For good services and cute waitresses”
pairing: pre militaryljk x fuckbuddy!oc
contents: mild language, no smut (yet), fluff, humour, celeb au, a bit of angst, flirting, TENSION. lowkey mean manager. kind of dramatic oc.
wc: 4k
this fic is not meant to represent the real jungkook or any other characters mentioned!
taglist: if anyone wants to join pls comment!!
masterlist , <prev | next>
It’s 1am, and you and Nari have decided to have a girls night at her apartment. Nari’s apartment is cosy, you and her are sat in front of her TV on her comfy floor-sofa (Which you convinced her to buy rather than a traditional sofa.) She’s glad to have listened however, night’s like these sitting on her floor, blasting music and simply enjoying each other’s company with side of wine make you grateful for having this kind of friendship.
You’d both came straight after work. It’s been a couple of days, two exactly, since Jungkook and his friends had showed up to your work, and you’re not sure who you’re trying to convince when you tell yourself you don’t care and all the exchanges between you were simply out of respect and making small talk. But honestly, who cares? Jungkook is undeniably attractive, you’re probably just another waiter he’s hitting on for fun, you’ll likely never see him again and you don’t wan-
“Do you think we’ll see them again?” Nari’s voice cuts through your thoughts, realising you’ve not been paying attention to the TV playing in the background. “Who?”
She scoffs, tucking her feet under her knees, nudging yours. “Don’t play dumb,” She’s smirking at you, and you’re biting your lip before you answer.
“I doubt it, why? And does it even matter?” You’re taking a sip of your wine, playing it cool, but Nari’s already deadpanning you as you avoid eye contact with her.
“Y/n, you don’t have to lie to me!” Shes whining, giving you puppy dog eyes and you roll your eyes and chuckle.
“Okay- Fine, maybe i do want them to come back, but i honestly don’t care if they don’t, i mean they’re just normal people right? Also, I heard some of their fans are crazy and i seriously don’t want to get caught in the middle of- What the fuck!”
Your breath catches in your throat while you stare at your phone screen, wine glass frozen mid air. Nari, instantly alert, scoots closer, “What?! What happened?”
You don’t answer, too busy reading the words in front of you. It’s a Twitter post- in fact, multiple posts—flooding your screen mid-rant, you’d decided to search Jungkook’s name up and it turns out, he wasn’t the only talk of the town today.
“JEON JUNGKOOK SPOTTED TALKING TO A MYSTERY GIRL AT RESTAURANT IN SEOUL WHO IS SHE?”
Beneath it is a blurry photo of you standing beside their table- table 3. You can tell it was taken secretly—the angle is weird, the lighting is off, but it’s unmistakably you. And even more unmistakably him. In the picture, it’s only Jungkook talking to you, the others are engrossed into the food, and Jungkook’s smirking up at you. And the comments?
“Omg she’s so lucky wtf.”
“They look kinda cute together not gonna lie.”
“Who is she??? Someone find her @.”
“She better stay away.”
“She’s literally doing her job, y’all are so weird.”
“THIS BETTER BE FAKE.”
“Oh shit.” Nari’s snatching your phone out of your hand, scrolling through the posts with wide eyes, and your stomach is churning, the longer you sit there, the more you feel like vomit’s crawling up your throat.
“Theyre talking about me..” You whisper, as if saying it out loud would make it worser than it already is. Nari hums in agreement, still scrolling. “Yep. And they’re crazy. Look at this one—‘someone find her @’? What the fuck?”
Your heart pounds as you snatch the phone back, scrolling faster. The tweet has thousands of likes already, and it’s spreading. You can see people speculating in real-time, some trying to figure out your name, others joking about Jungkook flirting with every waitress he meets.
You try to ignore that. Seeing the far bigger issue at hand.
You hate the spotlight. And this was seriously your worst nightmare, and definitely not how you’d want to end up in it if you ever did.
“Fuck- what if Jungkook sees this? What if he thinks i’ve taken the picture- Oh my god what if he thinks im a creep! I can’t, Nari-��
“Okay, first of all, he probably will see it eventually-“ That somehow makes your stomach drop further, he’ll see it. What a stupid question, of course he will. He’ll see the picture, the comments and all the speculation. “And y/n, that doesn’t even make sense, why and how would you take a picture of yourself, from that angle too?”
“I don’t know!” you groan, throwing yourself back onto the floor sofa, staring up at the ceiling. This is too much. You were fine just a few minutes ago, sipping wine and enjoying your night. Now your face is floating around Twitter alongside his, and you don’t know what to do about it.
Nari nudges your leg, giving you a look of sympathy . “Look, it’s like 2am, let’s sleep it off for now, it’ll probably die down soon, forget about this.”
You wish you could believe that. But as your phone continues to buzz, you have a sinking feeling this is just the beginning.
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You’re shuffling through the backdoor of the restaurant, head down low and mentally cursing yourself for actually coming to work today. First of all, you’re hungover and you’d tossed and turned next to Nari all night, trying to avoid your phone and updating yourself on the… scandal.
It took some convincing on Nari’s side for you to actually come to work today. After she’d woken you up at the crack of fucking dawn all you wanted to do was go home and rot in bed, and maybe shoot your phone too. Avoid the drama.
Eventually, you gave in. Realising that suddenly not showing up makes you look suspicious- guilty. And that’s why you’re walking in, the smell of grease filling your nose.
Nari’s already behind the bar, handling customers. She notices you, waving while the regulars also wave, you smile back, however it doesn’t really reach your eyes and you know she notices.
—
You’ve changed into your work slacks and shirt, walking up to Nari when the buzz of the early morning starts to die down a bit.
“You seriously look like you wanna die.” Nari snorts when you rub your eyes, sliding a bottle of water in front of you, and you grab it and chug it fast. “Damn, thirsty much?”
You groan, crossing your arms after putting the bottle into the trash, “That obvious?”
“Just a little.” She winks, leaning against the bar, propping her chin on her palm. “But, at least you showed up. I was worried you’d actually quit and run off to live in the mountains or something. And- leave me here, to serve overpriced coffee and processed food to rich people, alone!”
You’re grinning when you look back at her and retort, “Honestly tempting, thanks for the idea.”
“Mm, I don’t think you’d last. No phone, no music, nothing.”
“You’re right, who am i kidding? I’d die within a day.” You’re rubbing your eyes again, sighing. “I still don’t know why I even bothered coming here today, everything’s moving pretty slow,”
Nari’s deadpanning you, “Its 10am. And this restaurant is never quiet. And you’re also a responsible adult with bills to pay.”
“Or because someone called Nari guilt-tripped me into it.”
“That too,” she grins.
For a split second, things feel normal—just the usual banter between you and Nari. No online chaos, no invasive speculation. Just work. Just routine.
Then, of course, the moment doesn’t last.
Two customers approach the bar, and before you can ask what they’d like to order, one of them leans in a little too eagerly.
“Oh my god,” the girl whispers, eyes wide with excitement. “You’re that girl, aren’t you?”
You blink, already knowing where this is going. “…What?”
“You know,” she grins, as if she’s in on some big secret. “The one from Twitter! The one Jungkook was talking to! We came to the right place, Unni! Oh my god- you have to tell me where he sat, where did he sit?!”
They’re both squealing, looking around the restaurant. Your stomach sinks. And just like that, the peace is gone.
Nari’s rolling her eyes, and you simply reply. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“She’s totally lying! You’re pretty- i guess, seems like the type of girl he’d go for surely, you can tell us, we wont say anything.” They’re winking, as if you’d tell a stranger that you’re dating a major celebrity. Crazy fans! You cant help but clench your jaw, you take a glance down and you notice they’re sporting Jung-kook’s merch, photo cards, keychains, you name it. You make a mental note to not slip anything about him at all, as if theres any thing to slip anyway… right?
“Im not lying, he only came here to eat, thats it, im just doing my job.” You clearly sound annoyed, and it’s getting worse when you see they clearly cant take a fucking hint.
The second girl gasps, grabbing her friend’s arm. “She’s totally lying!”
The first one giggles. “Come on! Tell us! You’re telling me you actually got to interact with the Jeon Jungkook and you arent telling anyone? Did he say anything? Does he flirt in real life the way he does on camera? Oh my god- are you.. secretly dating?!”
Your jaw tightens, irritation bubbling up. It’s always the same thing—his looks, his charm, the way he flirts on camera. No one ever seems to care about anything beyond that. It’s like he isn’t a real person to them, just some fantasy they like to add shit onto.
And now, because you happened to cross paths with him, they’re dragging you into it too. You didn’t ask for this. You didn’t ask to be some character in the story of Jeon Jungkook’s life.
Your fingers tighten around the rag in your hand. You inhale sharply, trying to keep your patience, but the way they’re both gawking at you like you’re some kind of rare exhibit is making your skin crawl.
“I was just doing my job. That’s it.”
“But-“
Nari’s had enough. She’s barging beside you, slightly nudging you to the side. “Seriously?! She she’s already said nothing happened, do you not have anything better to do?” One of the girl’s flinch at her raised voice slightly, “So if you’re not here to actually buy food and just here to harrass my friend, i suggest you leave before i call security.”
The first girl’s mouth opens and closes like a fish, while her friend looks absolutely scandalized.
“Harassing?! We weren’t harassing her!”
“Yeah, you kind of were,” Nari deadpans.
“Now, what’s it gonna be? Drinks, or are you leaving?”
A pause. Then, with a few grumbles under their breaths, the girls exchange one last look before turning on their heels and storming off.
Nari watches them go, rolling her eyes. “Fucking weirdos.”
You let out a breath you hadn’t realized you were holding, slumping against the counter. “I seriously hate this.”
She clicks her tongue, patting your shoulder. “Yeah, well. Better get used to it.”
You groan, rubbing your temples. “I didn’t even do anything.”
“Tell that to Jungkook if he shows up again.”
Your heart stops, he wouldn’t… right? Not again. Unless he hasn’t seen the shambles on social media, which you highly doubt. Him coming here again is a recipe for destruction.
—
You spoke too soon once again.
You’re already having a bad day, but this? This honestly just makes everything worse.
Are you fucking serious?
You’re lowering your head slightly, glancing toward the entrance as Jungkook walks in—alone. Of course, he is. Because why wouldn’t he want make this even harder for you? It’s not enough that people have been whispering, not enough that eyes linger on you when they think you won’t notice. Now he’s here, and there’s nothing to remove the attention. No group of friends, no distraction, just him walking in alone so casually, like he owns the place, completely unaware of the storm you’re stuck in because of him.
You exhale sharply, gripping the menu a little too tight as he scans the restaurant. It’s almost a relief when he picks a booth in the back—almost. At least from there, you’ll have a good view of anyone sneaky enough to try taking pictures. But it still doesn’t change the fact that he’s here, and now you have to deal with it.
“Do you want me to go instead?” Nari asks under her breath, her voice low so only you can hear.
“No, I have to go talk to him.“ Shes giving you a smile and nod of encouragement, and you pick up a menu, smiling back and walking over to the booth.
By the time you reach him, your frustration is simmering just under your skin, and you don’t even bother hiding it. Instead of setting the menu down gently, you drop it onto the table with a sharp thwap. Jungkook flinches, looking up at you with wide eyes, clearly caught off guard. Your heart clenches at his big, huge doe eyes. Why does he have to be so… cute! Ugh!
You cross your arms, glaring at him.”Seriously?”
He blinks. “Uh… what?”
You scoff. “Why am I in the middle of this?” You gesture vaguely, but he knows exactly what you mean. The posts, the speculation, the hushed conversations happening the moment you turn your back. “I really don’t want to be a part of this.”
For a moment, Jungkook just watches you. Then he leans back slightly, draping an arm lazily over the back of the booth, like this is just another casual conversation. Like this is nothing to him. “It happens all the time,” he says, completely unfazed, and you couldn’t be more pissed off. “I’m sorry.”
You narrow your eyes. “Yeah, of course you’re just sorry, well guess what Jungkook, im not you, okay? I’m not used to this- I dont want to be in this”
You don’t mean to snap, but the words come out sharper than you intended. Something flickers in Jungkook’s expression. His confidence doesn’t disappear entirely, but he’s hesitating and biting his lip ring—just for a second. His gaze flickers across your face like he’s actually seeing you now, realizing this isn’t just some minor inconvenience for you. You don’t know what to make of that. It throws you off, just a little. But you hold your ground.
“Im sorry, I didn’t want this to happen- I know how it feels, and ill do what i can to get it under control.” He’s speaking softer, looking up at you before he gets distracted by something in the back.
Before either of you can say anything else, Nari arrives with utensils and plates , setting them down a little harder than necessary. You startle.
“Here you go.”
Jungkook barely acknowledges her, murmuring a quick, “Thank you,” before reaching for his utensils. The interaction is completely normal—just a regular customer getting his order—but you watch anyway, searching for something you can’t quite name.
You trail off after Nari, giving him a tight lipped smile, picking up the plates around the tables near him. Something distracts you- someone. He’s old, in a casual, but smart outfit. Walking up to Jungkook. The man himself seems quite annoyed, like he dosen’t want to be there. You figure he’s his manager.
You’re still watching when Jungkook’s manager walks in and slides into the seat across from him.
Immediately, the atmosphere changes.
“You seriously need to lay low,” his manager says in a hushed but firm voice.
Your grip tightens around the tray in your hands. You weren’t trying to eavesdrop, but you don’t have to. The tension is clear as day, thick enough to press against your chest. You don’t know why, but something about the conversation makes you uneasy.
Jungkook doesn’t say much—just nods along, eyes downcast as he eats. Whatever they’re talking about, it’s serious.
You decide it’s time for a toilet break.
—
As you step into the bathroom, the cool air and muffled hum of the restaurant give you a moment to breathe. Exhaling slowly, shaking your head to yourself. This entire night has been one giant headache, and you’re barely keeping up.
The door swings open behind you, and in the mirror’s reflection, you see Nari stepping in. Her eyes meet yours briefly before she heads to the sink, washing her hands with the same frustration you’re feeling.
“You okay?” she asks, glancing at you through the mirror.
You let out a dry laugh. “I was gonna ask you that first.”
Nari snorts, shaking her hands off before grabbing a tissue. “Yeah, well. I figured you might need to hear it first.” She tosses the towel in the bin and leans against the counter, taking out her lipgloss and applying some. “What the hell is going on out there?”
“Trust me, i wish i knew.” You groan, rubbing your temples.
Nari raises an eyebrow. “So, what? You two got some unfinished business or something? Cause it kinda looks like it.”
You shoot her a look. “No. Definitely not.”
She hums, unconvinced. “I dunno… that was a lot of tension back there. Thought you were about to start throwing hands or—”
“Nari.”
“Okay, okay.” Shes grinning, nudging your arm. “But really, are you okay? You looked ready to bite his head off.”
You sigh, leaning back against the counter next to her. “I just… I don’t like this attention. The stares. The way people assume things just because he walks in here.”
Nari nods, her expression softening. “Yeah. I feel you, especially those girls earlier, that already annoyed me, i couldn’t imagine being you right now.”
“Exactly.” You run a hand through your hair.
“And now, one of his managers is all over him about laying low, and I’m caught in the middle of it.”
Nari makes a disgusted noise. “Ugh. I hate that. Like, what are you supposed to do? Ban him from the restaurant?”
“Right?”
There’s a brief silence before Nari shifts, giving you a sly side-eye. “But… if we ignore the part where this is a disaster… he is kinda hot, right?”
You groan, shoving her shoulder. “Nari.”
She laughs, raising her hands in surrender. “Hey, I’m just saying! If this was some corny romance film, you guys would so be two scenes away from a heated argument turning into—”
“Nope. Not happening.” You shake your head firmly, pushing off the counter.
“Mm-hmm.” Nari sing songs, but doesn’t push further. “Well, whatever’s going on, you’ll figure it out.” She gives your arm a light squeeze before heading for the door. “I’ll cover if you need a few more minutes.”
You smile, feeling a little lighter. “Thanks, Nari.”
She winks. “Anytime, Mrs Celebrity.”
You groan again as the door swings shut behind her, leaving you alone with your thoughts.
When that the calmness of the bathroom suddenly isnt so relaxing anymore, you make your way out, deciding that if you stay any longer, it may look like your actually hiding from him.
Stepping back out onto the floor, the buzz of the restaurant greets you again. You scan the room, gaze flickering toward Jungkook’s table. He’s still there, picking at his food and watching something on his phone but his manager is gone. For a second, you think he left completely—until you spot him at the bar, sitting stiffly, drumming his fingers against the counter like he’s waiting for something.
Or someone.
You sigh, steeling yourself, before walking over. “Can I get you anything?” you ask, keeping your tone neutral.
The manager barely glances at you before exhaling sharply through his nose, looking back to the side and it irks you. Pisses you off. “What you can do is tell me whats going on here. I’ve seen the posts, do you know who he is? Im sure you do, and you know the consequences of these things,” he mutters, shaking his head.
“Frankly, I dont care what you kids are doing, but you and him should not be doing this so confidently out in the open.” He scoffs under his breath, fixing his watch around on his wrist absentmindedly on the counter. “But whatever. You don’t seem like the type to listen.”
You blink, caught off guard. “Excuse me?”
His gaze flicks to you properly now, sharp and assessing. “I’m saying,” he continues, lowering his voice, “I understand that you have your own life to live, but Jungkook isn’t just anyone. He’s got an entire career, a reputation, and people looking for any excuse to pick him apart. So, unless you want to become the next big scandal, I’d suggest you be a little more careful.”
You cross your arms. “First of all, I’m just doing my job and theres nothing going on between us,” Irritation is building up, you couldn’t be famous. If this is the tiny amount of control you’d have over yourself? You seriously wonder how celebrities can deal with it. “Secondly, Jungkook’s also a grown man, and you cant sit here and babysit him.”
He huffs a dry laugh. “Trust me, I know.” His fingers tap against the glass again, thoughtful. “That’s the problem.”
You narrow your eyes. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
He shakes his head, letting out another sigh before pushing back from the bar. “It means that he always gets what he wants,” he says, standing up. “That’s all.”
You stand there for a moment, still processing, before glancing over at Jungkook.
His manager is leaving when you turn back, why the fuck is everyone leaving you riddles to solve?!
—
Its a few minutes later when Jungkook’s at the bar, interrupting your zone out sesh, annoyingly enough, he has that same smirk on his face, and what looks to be the bill in his hand.
“Hey,” he interrupts smoothly, stepping between you and your thoughts, “I have to leave a little earlier tonight.”
You cross your arms, narrowing your eyes and making sure what you next say comes off as a joke, “And why would I care?”
Jungkook hesitates just a little, then tilts his head slightly, flashing a quick, teasing smile. “Hm, not sure, you do seem kind of invested.”
You roll your eyes, biting down the urge to smile just to be difficult. “Yeah, in my paycheck. Which I better still have after all this.”
His lips twitch like he’s holding back a laugh. “Good to know where we stand.”
“You’re a customer, and I work here. That’s where we stand.” You remind him. And you don’t know who you’re trying to convince when you tell him.
“Mm.” He hums, expression faltering the slightest, but you dont miss it. He’s resting his elbows on the bar. “But I don’t see you talking to your other customers like this.”
You scoff, reaching for a glass just to have something to do. “That’s because they’re not you.”
His grin deepens. “Exactly.”
His manager’s coming back through the door, looking out of breath, seemingly in a rush and exhales sharply, clearly fed up. “Jungkook, we need to go. Look’s like someones seen you,”
You look outside, its not a crowd yet, but theres the same two girls standing outside, you make sure to put your head down, not making it too suspicious that you’re hiding but you seem to cover your face successfully behind the bar glasses and you are praying to the Gods that your face isn’t going to be plastered all over your timeline tonight.
Jungkook doesn’t move. He just stays there, watching you, like he’s waiting for you to say something first.
You meet his gaze, feeling that tension again—annoying, frustrating, but undeniably there.
After a long beat, you raise an eyebrow. “Aren’t you supposed to be laying low?”
Jungkook smirks. “I’m working on it.”
The manager mutters something under his breath and finally leaves the restaurant. Jungkook takes his time following, sliding a tip across the bar before turning toward the door.
And like last time, you wait until he’s gone before checking.
Scribbled next to his unnecessarily large tip, in his barely legible handwriting, is a number, and the same emoji he has tatted into his middle finger drawn terribly next to it.
You freeze.
Jungkook left you his number.
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Poly!NiktoKrueger x reader. I feel like these two are going to be so much fun, especially in bed.
i whole heartedly assumed that it was way too early for me to actually start getting requests! ive hardly had this account up for 24 hours! this excites me to know that ive peaked peoples interests!!
and of course, i havent thought too much of krueger as of late, so i may not portray him too well.
poly!niktokrueger x reader thoughts! both sfw and nsfw, dont worry
sfw
despite the two men being on active duty and neither seeming to be touchy or affectionate people, they happen to make great lovers. between niktos voices calming down with kruegers unneeded usage of german, usually so nikto can zone out, and just your calming aura calming his head down, its not as hectic as youd imagine.
of course, if you didnt know any german or russian going into this, oh boy will you know at least how to speak a bit of each within a few months.
krueger is the one out of the two thats constantly using petnames and sweet talk on the two of you. he adores giving you two gifts, usually something as simple as little notes that he hand wrote. these notes tend to have both an english and a german translation.
the names he calls the two of you vary, but usually stick to the same theme. he is big on the use of "mein". making it known constantly that youre both his, and that he wouldnt think of separating.
your nicknames from your austrian boyfriend are "schatz" and "maus". his name for nikto is "spatzi", although he interchangibly uses "liebe" and "liebling" on both of you.
your russian boyfriend on the other hand isnt a huge fan of nicknames or many loving gestures. he finds it very difficult to express himself, especially with constant arguing going on inside his head about how he should react.
that being said, hes more of the acts of service type of guy. he knows all too well that you can simply take care of yourself, but when hes home he has a knack for telling you to shut up as he quietly does mundane things. washing the dishes (yells and curses at you and krueger if you try helping), tying your shoelaces for you, and even bathing you. its his way of showing that he really does care, even if he doesnt or cant show it in any other way.
i feel like theyd both be a bit overprotective with each other, constantly deployed at around the same times, usually ending up grouped together when deployed at the same areas. meaning theyd also be a bit obsessive protective of you. youre theirs, body mind, and soul. all theirs.
nsfw
being protective, if anyone ever tried to chance the fact that you were theirs, theyd stick a bullet in the person. although, theyd probably joke about pinning and fucking you over the dead body... although youre hoping that its all just a joke.
as nice as it would be in bed, whenever the two of them get home from a long deployment, theyre all over you. nikto being a bit more touchy than usual, rubbing your shoulders and your back. while krueger on the other hand is acting like some needy mutt, almost sitting on his knees in front of you, trying to lean his cheek against your thigh, slowly tugging his face covering to offer up his mouth.
both men tend to be more dominant leading, going at it as more of a duo than anything. although, if there had to be one who was the ultimate dominant, it would be krueger. explaining to nikto just how to do things to make whatever it is feel great, either to whoever was within niktos grasp or even nikto himself.
some nights its you on your back, spread across the shared bed as nikto uses your throat to get off, being rougher than he intended to be as he lost himself. sometimes your hands are tied behind your back, and sometimes youre helping him with your hands as well. its during these times that krueger is pretty much a service top, giving you head while you choke and whine pathetically. any squirms or sudden movements gaining a gentle nip to where his mouth is, occasionally nipping your inner thighs instead.
if youre into biting or pain, theyd make sure to mark you up really good. bruises to mark their territory like some stray mutts, but making sure any bad or violent marks are treated properly with a nice clean.
because their is two of them in this relationship, each with their own needs, youre almost always left satisfied and laid down between the two.
nikto, usually over heated and overstimulated with everything after constant interactions, keeping a bit of a distance between you, but he stays faced towards you in order to witness your tired yet blissful expression. gazing and watching you for a while before you would fall asleep.
krueger curls up against you on the other side of the bed, muttering german compliments and praises into your ear. his hand affectionately caressing your side with a half assed hum, or gently kneading onto your hip and lower abdomen in silent apology for any rough touches.
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