#the height difference 💀🙏

[clownpalette]

.｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ ﾟ+..｡*ﾟ+ Hello goofy PLUM!♡ .｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ ﾟ+..｡*ﾟ+

I was wondering if I could get a crown just like you! OH! And can @lemonpie45 have one too? :D

💖💕💕💖We're gonna be the Royal fellas!💖💕💕💖

(//・U・//)

Taiyō and the bad bitches he pulled by being autistic:

@lemonpie45 @yourhappyfella guys!! Try drawing it in ya styles too!! :DD

[invalidname19]

Straight to the point

[lowkeyrobin]

Mcyt's with over expressive and loud reader who fake crys / whines and start fake arguments like bickering just to be annoying and funny. <3

ooo okay okay 🙏🙏 I tried here I apologize if this sucks titties ; these are really short so I apologize I just didn't have many ideas lol

MCYT ; overexpressive reader

includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, quackity, & nihachu

warnings ; language, stupid drunk tubbo stuff, super short sorry

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TOMMYINNIT

he's overexpressive and loud too cmon

he absolutely loves it

loves starting fake arguments with you lol

"tommy, give it back!" while he's holding your phone over his head so you can't reach it

you're constantly chasing each other around the house like

that one clip of him spidercrawling across the couch to get Molly is the definition of your relationship LMAO

golden retriever duo

TUBBO

drunk tubbo goes perfectly with your personality

the fake crying kills him when he's drunk 💀 it's either he's crying with you or he's about to beat you up /j

even when he's normal tired tubbo, he loves your loudness

it wakes him up and stuff

grumpy moon x happy sun duo fr

you'll be running around feral and he'll just watch with a smile and laugh like "wtf"

RANBOO

will happily play into your playful fighting

and will always tease you with height advantages

FREDDIE BADLINU

honestly loves when you're being "annoying" cause it's like your love language

he'll happily get you wound up because he honestly thinks it's funny

you genuinley make them laugh so much, esp on stream lmfao

ALEX QUACKITY

he will proudly be loud and rambunctious with you

genuinley worries about your loudness sometimes lmaoo

will always tease you to wind you up 💀💀

you make him laugh so much, like to the point his chest hurts

NIKI NIHACHU

he's just like you, literally same person different font

the amount of cackling in that office on stream... how have yall not died from laughter 💀

you get him laughing with your fake crying or just being fake annoying to the point he is RED lmao

"quackity, stoppp" "pick me ass" "I swear to God I'm gonna kill you"

she loves you and your way of expressing yourself

you literally get her cackling everyday

she's always happy around you and always playfully bickering with you as well

you (very lightly) fake fight all the time because you bicker a lot

[ricegobbler]

TFP CONS X FEM!CON READER HCS! PT.1

ok ngl I did this bc I’m bored. I might open requests, but idk yet bc I’m always busy. So I’m NOT opening any requests atm but I may soon!! I also didn’t do all the cons in this bc I’m so tired. So I’ll do the rest of them maybe tmrw.

Ok anyways this might be a lil bad since it’s my first time :( but enjoy either way!

Also I’m using ‘Y/N’ bc idk what else to use even tho I think I’m supposed to use it.

Warnings‼️: Mention of fighting(s), injuries, drugs (calling Megatron the druglord basically) slightly suggestive (mainly for Megatron and kinda for Knockout?)

(Megatron, Starscream, and Knockout)

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Megatron:

-Ah yes, our favorite drug lord☺️

-When he first saw you he thought of you as any other Decepticon on the Nemesis, a weakling basically.

-Every time he’d see you he wouldn’t really think much or care honestly, like I said, you were treated and thought of like any other Decepticon by the warlord. So the two of you wouldn’t rlly interact.

-But then, the first time you fought the Autobots in front of Megatron really changed his perspective of you. Yes, you still weren’t that special out of everyone else, but you did cause something special in his spark.

-After the battle, slamming Bulkhead into the ground, Megatron actually said something to you. Praising you for your strength and courage.

“I’m quite impressed, Y/N..” Megatron praised you, arms behind his back as he circled around you. “A fem with that much strength and power is quite…alluring~”

Your optics widened, feeling a bit of a shiver run up (or go down) your back. “A-alluring?…” You repeat, “Yes…very alluring..” he responded back, he then stood behind you and placed a servo on your shoulder, gripping it a little tightly.

“I’m quite glad to have you on our side~ you’ll be very useful….” He whispered into your audial.

-After that day he started treating you differently. Definitely favorite treatment. He wouldn’t get mad at you for your fails and would just brush it off, leaving the others (Starscream and Knockout) jaw dropped.

-Sometimes Megatron would com you to see him, privately. Whenever this happens the only thing that ever happens is some little conversation. Sometimes they’d be about the war, but mostly about each other and stories of both of your lives before the war. Sometimes he’d just praise you too tho, not that you minded though, praises from him were just 🙏

-I feel like he’d fall for some strong fem. Of course, he’d still be stronger. But he would love your strength, courage, wisdom and seriousness, and sometimes he’d get a little…riled up at the height difference between the two of you.

-When he finally confessed feelings for you (he wrote a poem and recited it to you💔🥹) you were treated WAYYY differently. Being called “my queen” or “my dear,” and he would fucking force the others to call you their queen.

-how he kisses?? Passionate. He’s so rough and touchy while kissing too omfg. PDA?? Hell yeah. He don’t gaf abt who’s around, he’d grab your waist in front of everyone and whisper the most…innocent..things to you!☺️

Starscream:

-Our favorite high heel cunt!😝

-Just like Megatron, I feel like he wouldn’t really care about your presence, BUT, he would definitely talk to you about how everything goes in the Nemesis. While doing so I feel like he’d trail off and start talkin abt overthrowing Megatron💀

“-And then I get to overthrow that scrap of a warlord! YES! I will offline him soon and..” He paused and slowly turned his head to look at you, you just blinked confusingly and cleared your throat awkwardly.

“Are you alright..?” You ask, “I’m fine. Moving on!..” he responded.

-Yeah. Anyways.

-When he first saw your skills against Autobots, he was surprised. He’s never seen a fem do that much damage. Of course, he doesn’t say anything about it. He’s pretty quick to brush it off anyways.

-Sometimes he’d just fucking burst in your berthroom and tell you orders. Why? Bc he’s SIC ig😒

Starscream bursting into your berthroom, “Y/N!” You quickly turn your helm to look at him. “Huh”

“As your second in command I order you to do [whatever idk]!” He yelled, hands on his waist and everything.🤦🏻‍♀️

-But the more you two interact the more he realizes he doesn’t mind you being around. He seems more comfortable with you. How would you know? He’d rant to you about how he’d make you his SIC once he overthrows Megatron😭

-Then he finally falls for you. I honestly see him being hella nervous around you but tried showing off to you. One time he tried showing off he could take on Megatron, next thing you know you brought him to the Medbay-

-the way he’d confessed would be so sweet but funny too istg.

“Y/N…I..I’ve fallen for you.” He said, “you what?..” you asked, he quickly stood up, transforming into his alt and flew through the halls of the Nemesis while yelling back “I LOVE YOUUUU..!”

-After that little fail you found him in his berth in the corner like he was in time out and you just giggled. You gently rubbed his back and smiled. You also told him you fell for him and his wings fluttered.

-He’s quite silly, and you loved that. Secretly in his berthroom you’d praise him and cuddle with him (he rlly needs it🙁) he’d call you names like “my spark” or “love.” PDA?? Yes, but not in public. Sure, he’ll hold your hand sometimes in public, but in the Berth is the best place. How he kisses? Amazing. Not as suggestive as Megatron, but they’re so sweet. Soft kisses<33

Knockout:

-The best flirtatious man ever😍

-He heard about your arrival from the rumors around the Nemesis, at first he was actually intrigued. He wanted to know what you looked like and what your personality was.

-Everyday he’d wait for you to come to the Medbay if you had any injuries. Of course, you didn’t. So what a shame 😢

-But he’d hear any new thing about you from either Starscream or the rumors around.

-But when the day of you fighting the Autobots for the first time he was finally able to see you in the Medbay to treat some wounds you had gotten.

You, covered in wounds, entering the Medbay for the first time and meeting optics with Knockout. “My my my….you’re the new fem, hm? Nice to meet you Y/N, the names Knockout~”

-curse his flirtatious side.

-when he finally treated your wounds and scratches he just smirked at you.

“Thank you,” You said to him, “No problem, doll~ it was wonderful to meet you..” he responded.

-After that, the more missions you went on and the more you’d get hurt you’d stop by to get treated. Even the smallest wounds you’d get, you’d still visit him! You mainly liked his personality though.

-The more you came by the more he got comfortable with you, he’d start ranting to you about random things. Once, he ranted to you about his paint being scratched by Arcee and Bumblebee.

-Sometimes when Knockout had no one to treat you’d come by and talk to him. You loved his sassiness, it was so funny😭 you’d also praise him too, saying how you loved him paint and how shiny it was that day. In return, he’d praise you too.

-whenever you two hung out you would just sit on the medbays bed and swing your legs back n forth since you didn’t reach the ground. Knockout found it quite amusing, he’d definitely tease you for it.

-When the two of you got close, you started falling for him first. Mostly because of his flirtation…yeah…like I said, curse his flirtatious side😢

-Of course he’d still flirt with you, making you flushed everytime you’d leave the Medbay after your daily conversations.

-When you finally confessed he just started saying how he knew something like this would happen. He also felt the same, so yay! Then he started teasing you hella again.

-He’d obviously call you things like “doll” or “dollface,” like omg.😍 How he kisses?? Also passionate, not rlly touchy tho..he just holds you by the waist n that’s it. Praises EVERYDAY. Only if you praise him tho. PDA?? Same like Starscream, not in public.

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[kikikigrah]

unlikely duo

lando norris x singer!yn

summary: following y/n, an international superstar, invited by mclaren to attend the monaco gp. after that, it’s all go from there with a certain no.4 driver.

faceclaim: jazmyn makenna!

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yourusername omggg! thank you so much for having me @ mclaren this has been a life long dream. the little girl in me is sooo happy, and i had THEEEEE most fun! mclaren girl until i die. 🥹

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mclaren Guys shut up, y/n y/l/n is officially a part of the papaya fam! 🧡

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user1 THIS IS THE CROSSOVER I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED!!!

—> user2 wdym girl y/n has been saying she was a fan of f1 since before you could talk 😭

user3 do we think she’s a lando girlie or an oscar girlie?

—> landonorris Obviously Lando.

—> user4 AGHHHHH HE REPLIED TO YOUR COMMENT!!

—> user5 Lando being messy as usual. 😭

f1 Was y/n here for us or were we here for her?

user6 she’s really doing every side quest to avoid dropping a new album.

—> user7 WE ARE HUNGRY GIRLLLL

user8 lando’s comment… let him cook.

—> user9 So true give y/n a good man for once.

—> user10 y’all are MADDD weird, they literally just met y/n went to ONE race.

—> user11 @ user10 they’ve been following each other wayyy before she went to this race.

—> user12 I’m here for it.

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f1wagupdates International music sensation y/n y/l/n was spotted in a club in Monaco with Lando Norris. The two were reportedly seen both arriving and leaving together.

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user8 I WAS RIGHT SHUT UP OH MY GOD.

—> user 13 Can you be right about a P1 for Lando next?

user14 how is she casually in a club in monaco without being swarmed with people this can’t be her 😭

landonorris uploaded a photo to their story

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yourusername monacoooo baby, best week of my life!!!! will be back asap <3

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user15 SHUT UP THE LAST PHOTO, LANDO WAS ON A BOAT TWO DAYS AGOOOO

—> user16 y/nDO IS REALLL!!!

—> user17 HOW IS THE PAPARAZZI NOT CATCHING THESE TWO?

—> user18 @ user17 just a normal day in monaco 😭😭😭😭

madisonbeer come back to LA girl i miss u 🥹

—> yourusername ily bby see u soon!

—> user19 y/nson stronger than y/ndo could EVER BE!

—> user20 WHERE IS THE COLLAB?

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landonorris I’ll show you around next time?

—> yourusername if you’re driving!

—> user21 LANDO STOP ACTING AS IF YOU WEREN’T ALREADY DOING THAT!

—> user22 why are we being gaslighted rn.

user23 drop the album queen!

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y/n_updates Y/n spotted last night in her current home city of LA getting cosy with Formula One driver Lando Norris who just drove in the Canadian Grand Prix. The two have been interacting on social media, and have been rumoured to be dating since they first met.

Y/n has not been involved with anyone romantically since her whirlwind romance with the rising star Jacob Elordi last year. Elordi is believed to be the mystery man she was referring to in her hit song ‘ballad of broken promises’.

Read more about the singer and her supposed new flame through the link in our bio.

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user23 WHATTTT THEYRE ACTUALLY A THING?!

user24 y/nDO IS CONFIRMED

user25 omg his outfit… girlfriend effect at its finest. 🙏

—> user26 still had to keep the cap though 💀

user27 jacob elordi to lando norris… they couldn’t be more different from each other 😭

—> user28 that’s what i was thinking, the height is the first thing!

—> user29 mother has amazing taste 😩

—> user30 @ user29 ik u didn’t just say that having listened to ballad of broken promises 💀💀

user31 THE WAY CARLOS LIKED THIS POST IM SCREAMING!!!!

—> user32 HIS BEST FRIEND JUST CONFIRMED IT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

user33 CARLOS SAINZ STIRRING THE POT

user34 omg my girl has a man 🥹 i am so so happy for her if they are official

user35 Am i the only one who has never heard of Lando 😭

—> user36 UMM YES 💀

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yourusername i am super excited to announce that my new single ‘high-heeled sweetheart’, ft my bestest friend @ madisonbeer , will be coming out next friday! i had so much fun making this track, and i’m sooo super proud of it. thank u to all the beautiful ppl out there who keep making this dream of mine possible. i just want to hug each and every one of you. <33

and a special thank you to @ landonorris for taking the beautiful photo i now get to use as the cover. you’re incredible! :)

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user37 SO LAST NIGHT WE GET THE Y/N X LANDO PICS IN LA, AND TODAY WE GET A SONG DROP Y/N UR LIFE IS SO WILD

—> user38 AND HE TOOK THE COVER PHOTO

—> user39 i fucking love the cover but it’s so risqué, they are 100% dating.

—> user40 THE :) FACE OH I AM SICK!

madisonbeer my ANGEL!! I loved finally working with you

—> yourusername thank you for being here with me every step of the way madi

mclaren We will be streaming as soon as it comes out. 🧡

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user41 the way she still hasn’t adressed the dating rumours, queen shit.

—> user42 she don’t need to, the pics are confirmation enough. 😭

landonorris y/n called me incredible, #winning.

—> yourusername lando norris noticed ME #winning.

—> user43 ARE Y’ALL GONNA COME OUT AND TELL US UR DATING OR DO WE NEED TO FORCE IT OUT OF YOU?

—> user44 MOTHER AND FATHER?

iamrebeccad Will be listening on Friday! So happy for you ✨

—> yourusername i absolutely adore you 🥹

—> user45 HIS BEST FRIENDS GIRLFRIEND IS EVEN COMMENTING NOW!

—> user46 oh theyre locked in.

[icupangels]

hihi! I was wondering, would you do headcannons? If no, you can completely ignore this haha! But if yes could you do some platonic Groupchat(or just isaac if you want) x a 5'2 reader? And like how they might act bc of their height? They/them pronouns please! And tysm!

Hiii helloo!! So so sorry for the long wait! i appreciate the request and of course! i love headcanons <33 unfortunately i couldn't think of any headcanons for Yumi :( so i apologize :( but without any further ado!

The GroupChat X Gender-Natural Reader

Height Difference Platonic Headcanons

🎧 IsaacWhy

~ For sure teases you for being shorter than him, he would literally rest his arms on top of your head

~ Would probably push you around playfully which you would join in and soon would just turn into a war until one of you broke something

~ If you guys ever went anywhere and you needed to see but couldn't due to your height he would totally help out by putting you on his shoulders

~ Would then probably scare you by saying hes gonna drop you or fall

~ gives you and Larry piggyback rides

🎧 SoftWilly

~ Wouldn't tease you as much as Isaac But there would be a sprinkle of teasing

~ Similar to Isaac if you were to work out with him you would probably be used as weights for him to pick up for shits and giggle

~ He may rest his head on your head while resting his arms on your shoulder

~ would get forehead shots of you randomly and call you adorable/p

~you would probably be able to talk him into matching costumes/cosplays that have some kind of height difference

🎧 Grunk

~ Best Buds for sure

~ would probably intertwine arms and skip around together

~ Might have a few playful arguments about whos taller if youre really close in height

~ "I'm literally taller than you"

~ " WHAT,, STOP THE CA-"

~ *cut off by laughter*

🎧 BigT

~ much similar to Isaac he would definitely be a tease and play fight with you

~ They would probably team up on you too

~ Definitely would take those weird forehead pics of you and post them up (with permission of course)

~ Would definitely say some corny jokes

~ "hows the weather down there?"

~ "pretty nice, hows the weather up there hm?"

~ sometimes might pick you up and cradle you

~ if yall were to go grocery shopping he wouldn't mind pushing you around if you were to jump in the shopping cart, if anything he might accidentally crash while youre in the cart

🎧 LarryCroft

~ literally not that different from each others height so if he teased you it literally just sticks back to him

~ "imagine being short💀"

~ ".. we're basically the same height"

~ "bruh"

~ short royalties 🙏‼️

~ Back to Softwilly, you guys could both be used as his weights

~Larry on Nicks left arm and you on his right 💀

~then would probably proceeded to maybe bust ur ass

~ If yall ever played Hide and Seek with the GroupChat for fun you guys would probably accidentally pick the same place because its somewhere only you guys could fit due to your guys height

[gamerbearmira]

Ok since it's mermay just a really funny idea:

giant siren dolores and tiny mer mariano. imagine if they were like sharks and the small fish that hang around them in a mutual relationship where the small fish cleans the shark and in turn the shark protects them from predators. over time they come to really enjoy each other's company aside from the benefit of circumstance 😄

Don’t ask how. Dolores is actually really far away, she had to fit into frame somehow (they have no concept of cameras tho lmao—at least not any that work 💀💀🙏🙏)

ALSO I REMEMBER THOSE FISH WHAT…I think that’s such a cool idea omg 😭😭 the size difference is INSANE. Like whatever height difference you think is big, is nothing compared to this bro. Nothing 🤠

[ntls-24722]

thank you for the ideas @thebookowal 🙏

switched the roles though 💀

Maybe it's the irony in the drastic height difference but i like to think i would wear the pants in this relationship. not in a weird controlling way but in the sense that djmm is my large, male wife

i like the role reversal of the itty bitty guy being the comforter and the big guy being the comforted. i gotta provide for the 5000 kids he has with melted and fucked up faces

Also that last comment is funny to me. @artastic-friend what if we're eachother's wingpeople

enough djmm to go around for everyone

including YOU, BOOK

ITS CRIMINAL THAT I HADN'T DRAWN YOUR SONA YET

also your sona genuinely made me ascend

i felt the skelesona skills arising from my undertale era reawaken to draw them again GSBSGS

[kybelles]

So I found this around, can I ask for Damen/ Laurent?

♥ Send a ship and I'll give you who:

- Gives nose/forehead kisses

- Gets jealous the most

- Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

- Takes care of on sick days

- Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

- Gives unprompted massages

- Drives/rides shotgun

- Brings the other lunch at work

- Has the better parental relationship

- Tries to start role-playing in bed

- Embarrassingly drunk dancer

- Still cries watching Titanic

- Firmly believes in couples costumes

- Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

- Makes the other eat breakfast

- Remembers anniversaries

- Brings up having kids

HELLO 💕 oh this looks fun!

gives nose/forehead kisses: damen cause the height difference 🤭 but i like to imagine laurent returning the favor when they're fresh out of the baths and he's toweling damen's hair (there was a very lovely fanart about it but i couldn't find it!)

gets jealous the most: i'm gonna say both! only damen outright admits he's jealous while laurent quietly steams in anger before finally cracking

picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: hmm i'm gonna go with laurent picking up damen

takes care of on sick days: both 🥺 their phantom thread slay <3 (I'M JOKING)

drags the other person out into the water on beach day: definitely damen

gives unprompted massages: DAMEN IT'S LITERALLY CANON (and what a scene it was 😳)

drives/rides shotgun: damen drives and laurent rides shotgun but occasionally damen also wants to be the passenger princess

brings the other lunch at work: i'm gonna go with both 🙏

has the better parental relationship: damen but laurent has a better relationship with his brother (again, canon)

tries to start role-playing in bed: LAURENT 🗣️🗣️ anyone who sees this post MUST go read one way or another immediately!!!

embarrassingly drunk dancer: damen but he actually rocks it he's not embarrassing 💅

still cries watching titanic: i don't think neither of them cries during titanic...

firmly believes in couples costumes: damen! style is everything

breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas: both 💀 they are loaded so they don't set up a rule like this

makes the other eat breakfast: chef damen is a beloved hc for me 🫶 his baklava is to die for!!

remembers anniversaries: both cause they are crazy about e/o

brings up having kids: i feel like this is an unpopular opinion but i don't think neither of them are very crazy about kids?? like i love the concept of them fostering nicaise but i don't think they would want like a new born or something?? just my two cents

[mysticlunarayne]

Good morning my loves…..🥰🤗😍 Is it just me or have you guys/gals also been focusing on detaching from the everyday stress of this 3D world in favor of reaching new heights of existence and diving deep into the knowing of one self. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As recent events unfolded, I began to see everything in and of this world differently. 😵‍💫🥴😮‍💨😂😂😂😆 Maybe not so much differently, I think the phrase would be “I begin to see things for what they were and not for what I wanted them to be….. 👈👆”that part “👆🤗 I’ve been processing and shifting myself to prepare for the next stage.😌🤩😊️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As you grow on your path there will be things brought in to take your focus off your goals. Don’t ignore them but definitely don’t give them power. Instead I challenge you to take a moment to see how you can maintain you drive through said distraction. The world is constantly throwing things at you to push you off your course. Today put your blinders on, gain the tunnel vision needed to go for the goal. Explore the depths of your consciousness, see where it takes you. Remember you got this. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And as I always say listen to your spirit guides they are bringing you a message. Remember if you ever need clarity Spirit says “look up” you will see them there.🕊✨🖤❤️💜🌎😎💪✨💪🤍💚💛🙌💥🙌💙🧡💗☮️🔥🔥🔥✌️👏🙏🥰. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Make sure you are following @mystic_luna_rayne1212 for all the good vibes and insight 😉 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Blessings 😍💛👑💜🌪❤️🌹💙🌊💗🌸🐍💀😇 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #innerwork #lookwithin #astralprojection #universeinsideyou #beingme #metaphysical #selflove #healing #confidence #transmutation #higherconciousness #spiritualawakening #spiritualgrowth #empath #enlightenment #enlighted #highvibes #enlightened #soultribe 💥💥💥❤️💙💜💛😚🧐😎😗😍💨🌴🎉🎶✨🎶🙌🔥🔥🔥🙌🌹⛅️😘😂✌️👊🤞👌🤘✨💯 #funnyspiritualmemes #spiritualmeme #spiritualmemes #funnymemes #funny #memes https://www.instagram.com/p/CWf1op8Ld5n/?utm_medium=tumblr