if you ever feel like your character names aren’t original or cool enough, just remember that Christopher Paolini named his dragon rider protagonist Eragon - which is just dragon spelled with an E
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he’s literally like yeah id rather fight a hundred enemies actually than give a speech. which like valid but
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I love u eragon despite this <3
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Murtagh: Wow, all the evidence points to this being a really nasty cult lead by a horrifyingly powerful witch, but I'm sure I won't need backup. After all, I've got these horrible dreams of the world ending and there's a mystery to solve!
Bachel the moment he gets too close to answers:
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I feel guilty for making this
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“Murtagh” spoilers with no context
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Galbatorix: Pull the lever, Murtagh!
Murtagh: *pulls a lever*
Galbatorix, falling through a trap door: WRONG LEVEEEERRRRRRR!
Galbatorix, smacking away a crocodile: Why do I even have that lever?!
*later, during the final battle*
Eragon, smacking away a crocodile: Okay, why does he even have that lever?!
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That's basically me all the time 😅
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Murtagh's secret is being the tortured soul. The guilt ridden hero. Chicks dig that.
I'm chicks
*looks over at Brom, Arya, Glaedr, Oromis, (grudging) Orrin, Eragon*
*gives them all an apologetic shrug*
Sorry guys. The Chicks have spoken.
Arya, no, no, put your hand down, if you refuse to be called 'a lady' then you can stop applying for these sorts of voting rights. Just because your mum calls you one when she's angry and just because Glen calls you one when he's making kissy noises and Eragon's nearby does not count.
Admit it, the Garrett Hedlund guy is the reason a lot of you are glomping. Him and his 4 seconds of abdominal(? it wasn't clear) muscles.
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Since my last post about the Inheritance Cycle is by far my most popular post, the obvious next step is to make more posts about the Inheritance Cycle.
Starting with this one, starring my favorite meme format that I made.
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funny how every time i wear something red i'm just like
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They be really crazy if they think I'll buy seithr oil as body lotion, wtf
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