#the junk food 😭😭

[gentlenotes-moved]

hey guys btw don't take too many antacids otherwise they'll do the opposite of what they're supposed to do and give you a pretty no fun stomachache lmao

[antidotefortheawkward-art]

Realized that in my Immortality Speedrun AU, even though Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing likely wouldn't have had the opportunity to get thrown from Heaven since they'd be working overtime at their posts, Ao Lie very much would still have the opportunity to land himself on death row as a prince, so.... Sun "An enemy of Heaven is an ally of mine" Wukong gets a roommate for buddy comedy reasons

[ID: 1. An illustration of Ao Lie and Sun Wukong. Ao Lie is in his princely attire, but notably disheveled. His green outermost robe is hanging half open, with burnt and ripped hems. The red sash at his waist is hanging in tatters as well. His hair is loose down his back and he's holdining a sword in his right hand. Sun Wukong is in his human disguise, wearing an open checkered daoist's robe. His white inner robe is not tucked into his pants and a red dudou is peeking out from underneath it. He's staring at a book in his left hand while chewing on a piece of willow, his right hand scritching his chin thoughtfully.

2. A sketched comic, with Ao Lie in teal and Sun Wukong in orange. In the first panel, Ao Lie bursts into a cave in a rush. In the second panel, Sun Wukong is sitting on the floor of the cave next to a table, looking at Ao Lie at the cave's entrance. SWK says, "Uh. Hi? This cave is already occupied." In the third panel, Ao Lie attempts to pull otu his sword in surprise, crying out "Stay back!" before he's interrupted by Sun Wukong casting a freezing spell "定!". In the fourth panel, Sun Wukong has a cheerful but annoyed facial expression as he approaches the frozen Ao Lie. He says, "LOL Nice try, punk- Now what the hell are you doing in my cave?", then, "Wait a min-". In the fifth panel, Sun Wukong is looking up at Ao Lie with a surprised and incredibly amused expression, exclaiming, "Wait- You're the Ao kid who managed to set his father's palace on fire underwater!". Ao Lie looks back at him with a tense expression, saying, "Please don't tell me you're gonna hand me in." To which Sun Wukong replies, "Hell no I won't!"

3. A sketched comic, again with Ao Lie in teal and Sun Wukong in orange. In the first panel, Sun Wukong is reading some plans in the foreground and Ao Lie is in the background. Sun Wukong says, "Xiao Long, could you head out and fetch me some lingzhi? I'm fresh out. In the second panel, Ao Lie responds, "I'm a prince who has an active warrant out for his arrest, and you're just some rogue brewing illegal immortality. Wouldn't it make more sense to go out yourself?" In the third panel, an unimpressed Sun Wukong presses a basket to Ao Lie's chest. Sun Wukong says, "I've got arrest warrants for crimes you wouldn't even imagine. Plus, it's my magic and my cave keeping you hidden, so pull your weight, Princey." Ao Lie rolls his eyes and has his hands up in a mock defeated pose. End ID]

[hearts-hunger]

🧍‍♀️

sorry but i'm just so sick of bookstagram/booktok “dark romance” bullshit like 1) we don't actually have to write every gross fucked up childhood trauma sex fantasy that comes to mind and 2) we don't have to flood the market with it if we do and 3) does anyone write or read or promote books that are actually decently written and not a cash grab and about something other than something a porn addicted redditor incel or alcoholic old housewife would jack off to

[akkivee]

ICHIBAN ICHIRO ICHIGO ICHIE

[jokerislandgirl32]

Hammerheads

AKA: The Episode were Zach eats cookies for half the episode.

You know, until he smashes them…

Then he’s just a little drama king…

RIP Zach’s cookies.

[mybrainproblems]

honestly so thrilling to see this much drowley on the dash. i am thriving!

[what-even-is-sleep]

Trying to get ahead of an unsustainability cycle that might be starting up this week,,, (I start work).

[autistic-katara]

why does paracetamol taste like that when u swallow it wrong holy fuck

[pepprs]

i need to move out.

[superbattrash]

I would literally sell my brother for a pizza and or sushi right now. Any sort of junk food

[cruelsister-moved2]

this review is the saddest thing I've ever read

[lost-in-2d]

they look alike to me.....

[zzukohere]

shane is my favorite character in stardew valley but i can never bring myself to marry him because he reminds me too much of my dad

[vampfucker666]

any time i start slipping w my food intake my stomach is right there to back me up and make me wanna kms ❤️ thanks buddy i will never be free from your shackles !

[gales-boyfriend]

im so sad!! the salad that i was gonna eat today disappeared and now i cant eat it 😭‼️

[sheathz]

the twinkification of Andrew is something I will never forgive the aftg fandom for

that man lives off of ice cream and coffee and candy bars and junk food

he only "occasionally" works out (in comparison to Kevin and Neil) and plays fuckin goalkeeper

He is a Beefcake with A PUDGY BELLY AND THICK MUSCLY ARMS

stop drawing him like a yaoi protag I stfg😭